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falanglao
05-21-2005, 04:37 PM
I just collided with a Flower corvette because it detected me inside Scapa Flow... see the result yourself: my boat only 3% damaged, Corvete sunk... but i didnt get the kill http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Now I know what I will try with the next Torpedo boat of Trawler that passes my path---

Also, my Patrol was around New Year... and as it was only 1939/1940 I decided to give some fireworks show by firing a starshell... far away from enemy territory, of course!

D:\SPIELE\Silent\corvette.bmp ,

d:\spiele\silent\happynewyear.bmp

falanglao
05-21-2005, 04:37 PM
I just collided with a Flower corvette because it detected me inside Scapa Flow... see the result yourself: my boat only 3% damaged, Corvete sunk... but i didnt get the kill http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Now I know what I will try with the next Torpedo boat of Trawler that passes my path---

Also, my Patrol was around New Year... and as it was only 1939/1940 I decided to give some fireworks show by firing a starshell... far away from enemy territory, of course!

D:\SPIELE\Silent\corvette.bmp ,

d:\spiele\silent\happynewyear.bmp

archer49d
05-21-2005, 04:45 PM
Any time a DD rams me, I always do a Blow Ballast and start plinking at him with my deck gun, I get the kill. That's an exploit.

MarkusVKatabri
05-21-2005, 08:10 PM
Transiting the channel and got detected by a V&W class. He called in one of his buddies. Got DC'd. Blew all tanks figuring that in RL a Commander would let his crew out as the boat sinks. I surfaced next to one of the DDs. His buddy began promptly shelling me but hit and sank the one I was next too. For some reason this seemed to confuse the AI and I was able to submerge and escape. When I realized what was happening I started laughing out loud. The wife could'nt understand.

Olebrond
05-23-2005, 03:10 PM
DD1: You *******!!
DD2: Oh crud...
DD1: (&$)@*)@$*@*$)!!! court martial!
DD2: Um, you need any life boats?
DD1: -guns traverse around, but are impeded by flaming oil and death charges rolling around and booming-
DD2: Sorry....
DD1: -sinks in sullen resignation-
DD2: Ok, how are we going to report this one?? Hey, it was that sub's fault!! Where'd he go??

Uxxx slinks off, glad that sonar can't detect 50 men laughing their collective butts off.

Olebrond

jeroenrepk
05-23-2005, 03:26 PM
I had this too once, a DD just sunk and I didn't have damage at all http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif.

As long as it isn't regular I don't really mind. It can be very helpfull from time to time.