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Cloyd
02-11-2010, 06:54 PM
...and I need to talk to DuxCorvan about the button trajectory in the "Yellow Forum Gone" thread.

TIA
Cloyd

AndyJWest
02-11-2010, 07:20 PM
The banana forum is online again now, and I'd think you'd have more luck asking there, though I doubt anyone would hand out Oleg's phone number, even if they had it.

If you want to talk to Dux, why not PM him?

Edit----
'Button trajectory'? I think you'd need a firearms licence for those!

SeaFireLIV
02-11-2010, 08:08 PM
How come cloyd is the only one with a little writing over his avatar? Who is this person? Is he special? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Romanator21
02-11-2010, 11:20 PM
I hope you can speak Russian, Cloyd.

Waldo.Pepper
02-11-2010, 11:29 PM
I had hopes for this thread. It really could have been funny. But so far ... nothing.

AndyJWest
02-11-2010, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by Waldo.Pepper:
I had hopes for this thread. It really could have been funny. But so far ... nothing.
Yeah, it works like that. The thread title has little to do with the ultimate content if it is going to be interesting (as opposed to useful). What it needed was the OP to explain (or better hint in some obscure way) why Oleg had to contact Cloyd, and he sabotaged it himself by referring to Dux's eye-opening link.

I think Raaaids approach works best. Don't try to plan ahead, just launch a random posting into cyberspace, and see how well it flies...

TheGrunch
02-12-2010, 12:58 AM
Bah, raaaaid's booooring. He's like that stage teenagers go through where they're like "OMG I'm so crazy lol! Random!" but all the time.

Ba5tard5word
02-12-2010, 01:27 AM
OLEGMADDOX WHERE IS TUBE LAUNCHER

Monty_Thrud
02-12-2010, 03:47 AM
This is the "Spitfires made of wood" guy isn't it?

He's just seen BoB:SoW and he's pi$$ed.

DIRTY-MAC
02-12-2010, 04:31 AM
I think Raaaids approach works best. Don't try to plan ahead, just launch a random posting into cyberspace, and see how well it flies...[/QUOTE]

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

thefruitbat
02-12-2010, 05:00 AM
fortunatly this forums allows you to ignore users, so i don't have to read those random postings...

Cloyd
02-12-2010, 05:31 AM
Hey guys, don't feed the troll! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Cloyd

P.S. Andy, when Stalin said, "Quantity has a quality all its own", he was referring to military hardware, not forum posts. Over 2500 posts in 6 months? Geesh.

JG52Uther
02-12-2010, 06:06 AM
92 posts in 9 years,now thats class.Hang on,i have Olegs number somewhere...

Phil_K
02-12-2010, 07:06 AM
Oleg is too busy talking to -Owl-

T_O_A_D
02-12-2010, 07:56 AM
Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
How come cloyd is the only one with a little writing over his avatar? Who is this person? Is he special? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Look at his join date, and the amount of post he has.

He has slipped through the cracks, of the Jack booted Administrators, and their minion of Moderators.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


But fear not! Hook is set! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Allot of these older accounts including my original One (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/personal?x_myspace_page=profile&u=46210772) one were missed, and had to be caught as we find them from time to time.

Cloyd
02-12-2010, 08:41 AM
Geez TOAD, I worked really hard to get that writing over my avatar - it was the result of really p1ssing off EURO_SNOOPY one day. Oh well. Time to crawl back under my rock. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Cloyd


Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
How come cloyd is the only one with a little writing over his avatar? Who is this person? Is he special? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Look at his join date, and the amount of post he has.

He has slipped through the cracks, of the Jack booted Administrators, and their minion of Moderators.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


But fear not! Hook is set! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Allot of these older accounts including my original One (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/personal?x_myspace_page=profile&u=46210772) one were missed, and had to be caught as we find them from time to time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WhiteKnight77
02-12-2010, 08:48 AM
Originally posted by Cloyd:
Geez TOAD, I worked really hard to get that writing over my avatar - it was the result of really p1ssing off EURO_SNOOPY one day. Oh well. Time to crawl back under my rock. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Cloyd

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
How come cloyd is the only one with a little writing over his avatar? Who is this person? Is he special? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Look at his join date, and the amount of post he has.

He has slipped through the cracks, of the Jack booted Administrators, and their minion of Moderators.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


But fear not! Hook is set! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Allot of these older accounts including my original One (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/personal?x_myspace_page=profile&u=46210772) one were missed, and had to be caught as we find them from time to time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

A lot of us were not happy that the minions at Ubi took away our well earned titles.

Rjel
02-12-2010, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by JG52Uther:
92 posts in 9 years,now thats class.Hang on,i have Olegs number somewhere...

Since when does a huge number of posts indicate value? It seems like every web site I go to, there is that guy (or guys)with 10,000 or more posts who holds court like he owns the place. High post counts are like fast cars, faster computers and higher caliber firearms, just a sad substitute for male inadequacy.

BTW, I'm closing in on a 1000 posts for the first time ever. Thank you. Thank you very much. My new car is fast, my computer faster and the .44 I use is... well BIG.

Cloyd
02-12-2010, 06:17 PM
I want my avatar text back, and I want an apology.

I doubt I'll get either.

Cloyd

T_O_A_D
02-12-2010, 11:30 PM
Believe me I hated the fact they were taken away.

I was the one out of the Moderators that figured out the loophole to give them out.

I had allot of fun tagging you guys.

Generally you had to say something odd or off the wall to get one. I remember tagging Dux with Sexpertian, off hand, for his Advice on women all the time. LOL

If they would let me, I'd be all over it again.

As fo an apology ask SeaFireLIV He was the squeaky wheel that got my attention, not your tag http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

SeaFireLIV
02-13-2010, 12:35 AM
Originally posted by Cloyd:
I want my avatar text back, and I want an apology.

I doubt I'll get either.

Cloyd

Only just came back to this thread...

I feel guilty now. I didn`t actually mean for it to be taken away, I was just wondering. I never had one even when they were around, so I wasn`t really bothered. I had no idea they had to take them away individually - I knda assumed it was just a one-button Admin order. So I thought maybe Cloyd was some kind of special guest; maybe an oleg friend or inside IL2\SOW man.

Well I apologise, Cloyd. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

How about letting Cloyd have his writing for a couple of months or something, Mods? out of compassion?

WTE_Galway
02-13-2010, 02:54 AM
Originally posted by Rjel:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JG52Uther:
92 posts in 9 years,now thats class.Hang on,i have Olegs number somewhere...

Since when does a huge number of posts indicate value? It seems like every web site I go to, there is that guy (or guys)with 10,000 or more posts who holds court like he owns the place. High post counts are like fast cars, faster computers and higher caliber firearms, just a sad substitute for male inadequacy.

BTW, I'm closing in on a 1000 posts for the first time ever. Thank you. Thank you very much. My new car is fast, my computer faster and the .44 I use is... well BIG. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Well you do not catch me making meaninglerss posts in threads liek this just to boost my post count ... ummhh .. oops

Xiolablu3
02-13-2010, 05:51 AM
yeah, we're not allowed to put a comment under the avatar anymore, unfortunatley http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

SHame cos it was fun.

thefruitbat
02-13-2010, 06:08 AM
if i recall, mine was 'more mangos please', lol!

Choctaw111
02-13-2010, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by Phil_K:
Oleg is too busy talking to -Owl-

Whatever happened to that kid anyway?

Rjel
02-13-2010, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by Choctaw111:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Phil_K:
Oleg is too busy talking to -Owl-

Whatever happened to that kid anyway? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He turned into the 35 year old that we all knew he was. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

WhiteKnight77
02-13-2010, 07:49 AM
Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Cloyd:
I want my avatar text back, and I want an apology.

I doubt I'll get either.

Cloyd

Only just came back to this thread...

I feel guilty now. I didn`t actually mean for it to be taken away, I was just wondering. I never had one even when they were around, so I wasn`t really bothered. I had no idea they had to take them away individually - I knda assumed it was just a one-button Admin order. So I thought maybe Cloyd was some kind of special guest; maybe an oleg friend or inside IL2\SOW man.

Well I apologise, Cloyd. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

How about letting Cloyd have his writing for a couple of months or something, Mods? out of compassion? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I guess you forgot about "ranks" too. They were also a part of the forums until people really started spamming the forums.

Cloyd
02-13-2010, 08:20 AM
Apology accepted SF, but I don't think you really owe me one.

It was a dumb post, like this one, that got me that tag in the first place. I guess it's appropriate that another dumb post got it taken away.
OK, time for me to stop spamming the forum, I'm almost at 100 posts! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif (Actually, I hit 100 once before, when Stormin' Norman was running things - remember him? A forum reset put my count back below 100.)

Cloyd
Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Cloyd:
I want my avatar text back, and I want an apology.

I doubt I'll get either.

Cloyd

Only just came back to this thread...

I feel guilty now. I didn`t actually mean for it to be taken away, I was just wondering. I never had one even when they were around, so I wasn`t really bothered. I had no idea they had to take them away individually - I knda assumed it was just a one-button Admin order. So I thought maybe Cloyd was some kind of special guest; maybe an oleg friend or inside IL2\SOW man.

Well I apologise, Cloyd. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

How about letting Cloyd have his writing for a couple of months or something, Mods? out of compassion? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

sinlanchon
02-14-2010, 09:09 AM
Originally posted by JG52Uther:
92 posts in 9 years,now thats class.Hang on,i have Olegs number somewhere...

More seniority and less posts than Cloyd....

Can i have the phone number?

M_Gunz
02-14-2010, 01:05 PM
Is it Critical? Call 9-1-1!

Cloyd
02-14-2010, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by sinlanchon:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JG52Uther:
92 posts in 9 years,now thats class.Hang on,i have Olegs number somewhere...

More seniority and less posts than Cloyd....

Can i have the phone number? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sinlanchon, you are my hero! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Cloyd

Tully__
02-14-2010, 05:36 PM
Originally posted by Rjel:
... High post counts are like fast cars, faster computers and higher caliber firearms, just a sad substitute for male inadequacy...
I don't think my wife would agree with you http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif



Originally posted by Cloyd:
...(Actually, I hit 100 once before, when Stormin' Norman was running things - remember him? A forum reset put my count back below 100.)...

I remember him, he came after cartrix. I lost about 2500 posts in that reset, having lost about 5000 in a reset prior to that.

DuxCorvan
02-15-2010, 04:58 AM
Sorry about the button. Hope you didn't lose an eye. :-)

ElAurens
02-15-2010, 10:59 AM
I still want to know where Gidney is.

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T_O_A_D
02-16-2010, 11:56 AM
Cloyd

You could try and send him a PM over here.

http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/member.php?u=3044

I used to have his Email. but I can't seem to find it.

BP_Tailspin
02-18-2010, 05:48 AM
Just passing through, nothing to see here, move along.

Tully__
02-19-2010, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by BP_Tailspin:
Just passing through, nothing to see here, move along.
Hi TS, long time no see http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Toasted_Toad
02-19-2010, 05:38 PM
G'day Guys,

Just what is wrong with low post counts???

Better to keep mouth shut and be thought an Idiot than to open it and remove all doubt!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Cheers,

T_T.

WhiteKnight77
02-19-2010, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by Toasted_Toad:
G'day Guys,

Just what is wrong with low post counts???

Better to keep mouth shut and be thought an Idiot than to open it and remove all doubt!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Cheers,

T_T.

Some just can't believe such a long time forum member has so few posts.

Cloyd
02-19-2010, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by ElAurens:
I still want to know where Gidney is.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Sir L,

It's a very sad tale. Last I saw Gidney he was very strung out on Upsidasium. He was completely out of control. I'm not proud of this, but I had to SCROOCH him. :-(

Thanks for your concern,
Cloyd

ElAurens
02-20-2010, 08:34 AM
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Well played sir.

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