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Bootsmann0815
10-05-2006, 05:29 PM
Kaleun Oxford: "Sailor, why have you dropped your glass? Have you seen a ghost, or what?"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R1glassdropped.jpg

Watch Crewman: "No, Sir! It's another boat! Looks like U 0816, Kaleun Cambridge!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R2binoview.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "Cambridge, that boat of weaklings! Always wearing lifejackets, always manning the flak gun! About time we challenge them!"

Meanwhile...
Kaleun Cambridge: "Look whom we got here - U 0815, Kaleun Oxford! Dashingly casual as ever, but never taking No for an answer! I wonder what they want from us?"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R3mauswilko.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "Hey, Cambridge! How about a race? Ten miles straight ahead! Looser pays for the winner's crew party after we return to port!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R4betproposal.jpg

Kaleun Cambridge: "We accept with pleasure! Our boat is always more shipshape than yours, so we expect to beat you easily!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R5betaccepted.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "Ready - Steady - GOOOO!!!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R6readysteadygo.jpg

Kaleun Cambridge: "Just as I expected: we are moving ahead almost effortlessly! But still nine miles to go, and I'm sure Oxford will respond to this somehow..."

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R7moveahead.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "Those bastards! No station-keeping! They are deliberately blocking our path..."

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R8blockpath.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "But not with us! We are going to saw off their stern!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R9sawoffstern.jpg

Kaleun Cambridge: "Oxford is trying to 'bump' us! Let's get out of here, NOW! Rudder hard starboard!!!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R10ramming.jpg

Kaleun Cambridge: "Dammit, our rudder is stuck! That will be the end of our race!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R21end.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "They are giving up! Just as I thought - no style!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R31win.jpg

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War Ace 1.92. The Cambridge boat (VIIC/41) was AI-controlled.

Bootsmann0815
10-05-2006, 05:29 PM
Kaleun Oxford: "Sailor, why have you dropped your glass? Have you seen a ghost, or what?"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R1glassdropped.jpg

Watch Crewman: "No, Sir! It's another boat! Looks like U 0816, Kaleun Cambridge!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R2binoview.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "Cambridge, that boat of weaklings! Always wearing lifejackets, always manning the flak gun! About time we challenge them!"

Meanwhile...
Kaleun Cambridge: "Look whom we got here - U 0815, Kaleun Oxford! Dashingly casual as ever, but never taking No for an answer! I wonder what they want from us?"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R3mauswilko.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "Hey, Cambridge! How about a race? Ten miles straight ahead! Looser pays for the winner's crew party after we return to port!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R4betproposal.jpg

Kaleun Cambridge: "We accept with pleasure! Our boat is always more shipshape than yours, so we expect to beat you easily!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R5betaccepted.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "Ready - Steady - GOOOO!!!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R6readysteadygo.jpg

Kaleun Cambridge: "Just as I expected: we are moving ahead almost effortlessly! But still nine miles to go, and I'm sure Oxford will respond to this somehow..."

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R7moveahead.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "Those bastards! No station-keeping! They are deliberately blocking our path..."

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R8blockpath.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "But not with us! We are going to saw off their stern!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R9sawoffstern.jpg

Kaleun Cambridge: "Oxford is trying to 'bump' us! Let's get out of here, NOW! Rudder hard starboard!!!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R10ramming.jpg

Kaleun Cambridge: "Dammit, our rudder is stuck! That will be the end of our race!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R21end.jpg

Kaleun Oxford: "They are giving up! Just as I thought - no style!"

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/Bootsmann0815/R31win.jpg

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War Ace 1.92. The Cambridge boat (VIIC/41) was AI-controlled.

tuddley3
10-05-2006, 08:21 PM
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Realjambo
10-06-2006, 06:28 AM
Nice one Bootsmann - How on earth did you think that up from? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

tuddley3
10-06-2006, 06:45 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif Take a look at that last pic, look at the dudes neck who lost his glasses. It made the song from the Go-Go's "Walk Like An Egyptian" pop in my head. Or, Pencil Neck Geek. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Goose_Green
10-06-2006, 06:57 AM
Awesome http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Very funny http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

mariuszj1939
10-06-2006, 07:27 AM
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Now you have two teams http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif for next Olympic Games

Michiel_88
10-06-2006, 08:01 AM
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very funny