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MEGILE
04-08-2005, 06:28 AM
I heard it was the commies.. he knew too much! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Cpt_Rio
04-08-2005, 06:31 AM
I don't care who shot him. Just release the **** patch for God's sake!!!!

MEGILE
04-08-2005, 06:39 AM
Disclaimer: This thread has nothing to do with pre-patch hysteria

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif Pitch?

Diablo310th
04-08-2005, 06:59 AM
Somebody shot Baldie? oh my oh no oh my gosh say it isn't so. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

MEGILE
04-08-2005, 07:00 AM
Police obtained this CCTV video evidence...

http://img152.exs.cx/img152/6877/baldiejrhomer8br.gif

We have no idea what it means, thus far.

reddevil49
04-08-2005, 07:12 AM
Thats what you get get for not sharing the patch. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Cpt_Rio
04-08-2005, 07:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Megile:
Disclaimer: This thread has nothing to do with pre-patch hysteria

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif Pitch? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This isnt pre-patch hysteria.

I want the patch NOW!

Or someone is going to make you a visit.....

TgD Thunderbolt56
04-08-2005, 08:12 AM
It was the goofy red-headed kid in Napolean Dynamite...be sure.

MEGILE
04-08-2005, 08:19 AM
In Before The Patch!

BaldieJr
04-08-2005, 10:17 AM
Please stand by for this very important, patch-related announcement...

ImpStarDuece
04-08-2005, 10:39 AM
The real question is; Who would waste a perfectly good bullet like that? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

MEGILE
04-08-2005, 10:51 AM
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BaldieJr
04-08-2005, 07:13 PM
Do you know what makes this thread a truly great one?

My presence.

jetsetsam
04-08-2005, 07:59 PM
Now let's think this through.

Was it a random shooting, because after all he does live in the USA, or was it a murder of intent?

If it was random, perhaps he was somewhat to blame, because of his inability to fit into a community or his questionable public behavior (including his unusual verbal and physical mannerisms). Or maybe it was bad timing. Has he ever been late for something? Huh? Huh? Doesn't that tell you something?

And then there is the possibility of a murder of intent.

Where would you start, and where would it ever, ever end?

Call_me_Kanno
04-08-2005, 08:07 PM
Sue Ellen http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

LEXX_Luthor
04-09-2005, 12:16 AM
The wind blew off Mr. Baldie's Patch.

MEGILE
04-09-2005, 04:04 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LEXX_Luthor:
The wind blew off Mr. Baldie's Patch. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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Airmail109
04-09-2005, 03:41 PM
I heard Crazyivan went under the alias of a man named Sir.Robin and shot RBJ.

MEGILE
04-09-2005, 04:10 PM
You heard wrong

steve_v
04-09-2005, 05:57 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v645/The_Presz/mapoches.jpg

MEGILE
04-09-2005, 05:58 PM
steve, you are a man of many words.

Old_Canuck
04-10-2005, 12:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Megile:
steve, you are a man of many words. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

BaldieJR never did get along with urban raccoons. They paid him a visit one night and by the light of a burning cross ....
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1890771716.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

MEGILE
04-10-2005, 03:22 AM
So it was the local wildlife? It all makes sense now.

jetsetsam
04-10-2005, 11:02 AM
Can you imagine their gnashing teeth and razor-like claws ripping into his flesh? It wouldn't be an easy way to go.

It's just as well that he died. Raccoons quite often have rabies so he probably would have died a horrible death from rabies anyway. And it's not like raccoons floss their teeth and clean their toenails every night, so there would have been some incurable infections as well. A lot of gaping wounds, puss, fetid smell and then his head would have exploded.

Do you think it was some kind of critter vigilante justice?

MEGILE
04-10-2005, 11:12 AM
BaldieJR's dead? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/354.gif

Copperhead310th
04-10-2005, 11:57 AM
attack of the 4.0 racoons!

http://www.critter-repellent.com/images/animal_icons/raccoon_100.gif

May God help us all.

steve_v
04-10-2005, 03:32 PM
Later that day. . .

http://www.geocities.com/g8tr45/raccoon.txt

MEGILE
04-10-2005, 05:36 PM
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Jagdgeschwader2
04-10-2005, 07:37 PM
The raccoons were innocent! I have a photo
of the true killer!

http://home.earthlink.net/~jagdgeschwader26/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/sniper.jpg

http://home.earthlink.net/~jagdgeschwader26/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jagdgeschwader2s.jpg

MEGILE
04-11-2005, 06:47 AM
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This thread makes no sense... Steve threw a 3 and quater inch spanner in the works with the racoons.

Airmail109
04-11-2005, 07:20 AM
No no wait....chuck older is sir.robin and CrazyIvan is Chuck older!!!!!!!!!!!

MEGILE
04-11-2005, 08:05 AM
This thread officialy went OT.

Dog.corban_551
04-11-2005, 08:52 AM
He biatch slapped a noob a while back but a few days later the noob biatch slapped him back...must have hit a nerve, he lost his cool sig put silly smileys up & a nerd for his avatar & stopped noob biting. Gone all fluffy for a while.... Happens in jails sometimes.

han freak solo
04-11-2005, 09:19 AM
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BaldieJr
04-12-2005, 12:35 AM
I think threads like this are important to the ongoing success of 1C:Maddox.

han freak solo
04-12-2005, 09:33 AM
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Oh, I agree BaldieJr.

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CAPT_COTTON
04-12-2005, 02:42 PM
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I heard it was a Drive by Stabing BUT i was on PF at time?? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

now we will have a year long jury selction on tv like OJs???? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

I will always thing it would have worked!

crazyivan1970
04-12-2005, 03:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Aimail101:
No no wait....chuck older is sir.robin and CrazyIvan is Chuck older!!!!!!!!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You just outdone yourself http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Capt.LoneRanger
04-12-2005, 04:02 PM
My guess: The patch shot BaldieJR and is in jail for 2 weeks.

FI_Willie
04-12-2005, 05:19 PM
WHY did they wait so LONG to shoot him?

j/k http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

MEGILE
04-12-2005, 06:05 PM
Hey Aimail, if you see Sir.Robin while you are on vacation, tell him I want a re-match in two weeks.

This thread is officialy the biggest waste of Internet resources, since Forums were invented. Makes me feel proud I just added 0.001 cents to your bandwidth costs.
I cannot let it be locked.. so we must bring it back on topic.

JR was killed with an MG151 shot to the head.. discuss.

Still waiting on that Chicken or atleast a Camel, Steve.

BaldieJr
04-12-2005, 07:27 PM
My skull is overmodelled.

Speaking of camels...

http://cheapsnakehooks.com/misc/camel%20toe.jpg

MEGILE
04-13-2005, 04:37 AM
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