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MEGILE
02-17-2008, 04:33 AM
Schwarzenegger is HAMLET!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCVc5TaPpe8

ploughman
02-17-2008, 04:38 AM
Should I compare thee to an electric minigun?

THE ELSINORE TERMINATION

MEGILE
02-17-2008, 04:42 AM
Hey Claudius... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

This film is underated.

another good scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzCZdQbQefI&feature=related

leitmotiv
02-17-2008, 06:29 AM
If you liked the Arnie variant, you will literally croak from laughing at this. A friend and I discovered it in a collection of parodies after a pub crawl, and nearly died. We were laughing about it for a month.

http://sub-zero.mit.edu/bakunin/hamlet.html

MEGILE
02-17-2008, 06:41 AM
LMAO


SCENE III - Ophelia's Bedroom.

[Enter OPHELIA and LAERTES.]

LAERTES: I'm ****ing off now. Watch Hamlet doesn't slip you one while I'm gone.

OPHELIA: I'll be ****ed if he does.

[Exeunt.]

SeaFireLIV
02-17-2008, 06:54 AM
Am I getting old when I say I`ve seen it? Ages ago?

leitmotiv
02-17-2008, 06:55 AM
My favorite is the end of Claudius: "I'm fair and squarely f---ed." and Hamlet "I'm f---ed. The rest is silence." and Horatio on Hamlet: "F--k: that was no ordinary w---er, you know."

We were planning on doing Skinhead Variants on all the classics (The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner: "Water water everywhere and not a f---ing lager to drink.").