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doug.d
04-05-2006, 12:01 AM
Bust a gut reading this, had to share... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bull**** u ***s im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bull**** u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world ******
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right biznitch im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh **** help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my ****
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this **** im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: **** now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoylshti!!!111
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o ****!
*paTTon has left the game.*

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif ROFLMAO http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

bunkerratt
04-05-2006, 01:09 AM
man..ya gotta love it ..lmmfao thats great.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

Celeon999
04-05-2006, 02:27 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

The_Silent_O
04-05-2006, 05:43 AM
I love the ending!

QUIZ...QUIZ? (try not using the internet)

For the European Audience...Does anybody know where Patton is buried?

(The Silent_O knows, but I'm just checking knowledge here)

HansSlave
04-05-2006, 05:47 AM
Patton was interred in Section 34 of Arlington National Cemetery in a simple pine box made by the sisters of the Abbey of Regina Laudis in Bethlehem, Conn., from trees grown on the property.

by google http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

GrinderX9
04-05-2006, 05:58 AM
hehe http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

The_Silent_O
04-05-2006, 06:34 AM
Originally posted by HansSlave:
Patton was interred in Section 34 of Arlington National Cemetery in a simple pine box made by the sisters of the Abbey of Regina Laudis in Bethlehem, Conn., from trees grown on the property.

by google http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif...ERRRNT! Sorry constestant one, but your answer in incorrect! (either that or you're trying to be funny, or lead people astray)...

The bid is up to 300 'renown'...anybody? anybody? Name the place of GEN Patton's Grave...? tick tock tick tock.

HansSlave
04-05-2006, 06:45 AM
Ok its here

Theres a patton fansite:

http://www.pattonhq.com/funeral.html

Hierophant
04-05-2006, 06:50 AM
Holy **** that was funny. 'Course that kind of commentary is exactly why I never play online, but it's funny. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Celeon999
04-05-2006, 06:53 AM
Originally posted by The_Silent_O:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HansSlave:
Patton was interred in Section 34 of Arlington National Cemetery in a simple pine box made by the sisters of the Abbey of Regina Laudis in Bethlehem, Conn., from trees grown on the property.

by google http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif...ERRRNT! Sorry constestant one, but your answer in incorrect! (either that or you're trying to be funny, or lead people astray)...

The bid is up to 300 'renown'...anybody? anybody? Name the place of GEN Patton's Grave...? tick tock tick tock. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



Berchtesgarden ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I dont know http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif

The_Silent_O
04-05-2006, 07:03 AM
You know, I wonder, if, say you put all those leaders in a caged wrestling match...who would come out the victor? You know...last man standing? Here is my rank order... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

1) Patton...he was pretty damn athletic! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif
2) Benito...he was a solid dude! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif
3) Eisenhower...small, but very smart, he would outsmart many http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

First three out...

1) DeGualle...no explanation required here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif
2) Stalin...would have a heart attack in the first 30 seconds. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif
3) TOJO...in Caged matches...having some bodymass means something! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

The_Silent_O
04-05-2006, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by Celeon999:
Berchtesgarden ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I dont know http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gif

HANSLAVE linked the site above. He requested a soldiers burial, with his soldiers and a simple war grave marker...

Now back to our caged match...

Celeon999
04-05-2006, 07:55 AM
Hmmmmm is Benito allowed to cry for help as soon as someone beats him and Adolf does the job for him like it was in real life ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif I cant take Kreta !!!! The greeks kicking my butt all the time


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif The brits kick my butt in Africa too http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

"Adolf ! Please come and fight for me ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif"


"But Benito i need my troops on the east front !"



"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaaaaaha!!" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif


"Ok ok ok im sending troops over to help you " http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Stuntcow
04-05-2006, 09:34 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

BueJack
04-05-2006, 12:33 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Very original DD... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

blue_76
04-05-2006, 04:44 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif those characters fit their names perfectly

WilhelmSchulz.
04-05-2006, 06:53 PM
LMAO! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif How sis you come up with that?

Hoatee
04-06-2006, 05:58 AM
Some good talent from the good old RS of A. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

doug.d
04-06-2006, 06:20 AM
Originally posted by Hoatee:
Some good talent from the good old RS of A. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
No credit due to me except maybe for thinking of sharing with the kaleuns here. "Borrowed" it someplace, maybe off a torpedoed C2, don't remember. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Hoatee
04-06-2006, 06:38 AM
Sharing is a talent, too.

Horvald
04-06-2006, 09:02 AM
Truly awesome http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

Kaleun1961
04-06-2006, 11:43 AM
The last time I tried online gaming was back in the days of Lords of the Realm 2 and briefly with some Mafia type game. I saw nothing then that led me to desire more. Lots of snotty nosed internet brats and cyber-toughguys.

I'm about to try it again with Red Orchestra, once I master the controls in offline play.

Bucketlung
04-06-2006, 12:09 PM
I think the current online gaming is a very unfortunate development. Computer AI is very difficult to implement in a game while online play is much easier to do so we are getting a deluge of online gaming and little AI.

The only way to do serious online gaming would be to run it through an online club so you would join a club and then would play as part of the club. That is the only way I can see how you can control the quality of play.