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boxmike
07-15-2005, 02:37 PM
Here goes. Free pick, one, some, all:

1. The FM is porked because...
2. The DM is porked because...
3. The Gun is porked because...
4. The Bomb is porked because...
5. The AI is porked because...
6. Everything is perfect. Nothing is porked because...

Your best shots Gentlemen, plz.

- boxter

PBNA-Boosher
07-15-2005, 11:41 PM
Hrm, Hrm...

The P-51 ROXORZ because it won the war.

VV_Holdenb
07-15-2005, 11:59 PM
You have thrown in too much bait in one
go and scared all the fish away. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Hoarmurath
07-16-2005, 12:14 AM
1. The FM is porked because i'm **** too good at flying those planes
2. The DM is porked because I'm **** too good at shooting down planes
3. The Gun is porked because they are **** too good at shooting me down
4. The Bomb is porked because it is way too easy to blow myself with mine
5. The AI is porked because it is the AI
6. Everything is perfect. Nothing is porked because it is made by Holy Oleg

Pirschjaeger
07-16-2005, 01:51 AM
Just "because", that's why. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Fritz

Dolemite-
07-16-2005, 02:54 AM
Oleg takes names and keeps on truckin', watch out boxmike.

Monson74
07-16-2005, 06:39 AM
Just because - just because (guitar solo) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

boxmike
07-16-2005, 11:42 AM
Omigod! Right. This is scary. My momma never warned me about roaming in forums after few beers http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif
Sheesh, luckily I put that 'humorous' there. Reading again my own post, must admit it smells a bit 'whiner' bait http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
However, deepest purpose was still to get something like Hoarmurath replied, thx for that. I guess I have seen 'real' complaints too much around so I decided to put a funny bait out there just to lighten up.
Now I'm outta here before opening next can...

- boxter

MEGILE
07-16-2005, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by boxmike:

6. Everything is perfect. Nothing is porked because...





The Gestapo said so.