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thebutcherhead
12-11-2009, 01:52 PM
Just wondering about anything you've heard in AC 2 that you thought was funny from guards civilians, heralds etc or in cutscenes

The funniest I've heard was during a fight it waS kinda freaky but one of the helmeted guards in Venice said something like "you know what we do to carnocelli like you? We bring out Bruno, the donkey!"

godsmack_darius
12-11-2009, 01:57 PM
Master theif dude: Is their something we can do to repay you?"

Ezio: Money is always nice

beatledude210
12-11-2009, 02:03 PM
in the beginning of the game when pazzi tells ezio he should be more impressed by the way he handles things he says " The way i handled your sister she should be impressed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

senile old coot
12-11-2009, 02:11 PM
Originally posted by beatledude210:
in the beginning of the game when pazzi tells ezio he should be more impressed by the way he handles things he says " The way i handled your sister she should be impressed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif


hahah i was about to say that too! i was like oooooooooh vieri are you gonna take thaaat!!

'requiescat in pace you bastard!' gotta love that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Grandmaster_Z
12-11-2009, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by godsmack_darius:
Master theif dude: Is their something we can do to repay you?"

Ezio: Money is always nice

i never liked that part. hes an assassin, not a hitman or merc..

DiamondBlade_R
12-11-2009, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Grandmaster_Z:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by godsmack_darius:
Master theif dude: Is their something we can do to repay you?"

Ezio: Money is always nice

i never liked that part. hes an assassin, not a hitman or merc.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Agreed.

kingbren08
12-11-2009, 02:22 PM
since someone already took the moneys always nice one im gonna do my favourite from AC1

Altair: so you killed them simply because they believed different from you


Assasination target: no i killed them because it was fun, because i could

always cracks me up http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Mizz_Assassin
12-11-2009, 02:26 PM
nahaa miinnnt,

i like this one from the gaurds


"You cannot run forever!"

oh yes you can http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Edengoth
12-11-2009, 02:29 PM
Rosa: *stream of loud, angry Italian swearwords aimed at Antonio as she's being carried away to rest*
Antonio: Rosa is most dear to me.

But if we can go with non-verbal, it would be after first arriving in Venice, when taking the tour with Leonardo. When the guards are harassing the shopkeeper, the look on Leonardo's face is priceless.

Hurri211
12-11-2009, 02:33 PM
Quite suprised no-one has said the one i've got in mind. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
"Its-a me! MARIO!"

Mizz_Assassin
12-11-2009, 02:41 PM
haha, forgot about that, i couldnt stop laughin when i heard him say that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

nitres15
12-11-2009, 02:50 PM
rosa:take me to the water
ezio:u need to be more specic

Altaio
12-11-2009, 03:14 PM
I particularly like some of the random things the civilians say, especially when they see a dead body lying somewhere:

"Poor mass of tangled flesh! To think what human would do this to another?!"

"One quiet day. Just One. Quiet. Day!"

"Eugh, what a stench! Isn't someone going to clean this up?"

Mizz_Assassin
12-11-2009, 03:23 PM
its my lucky day!!
MONEY MONEY OH MONEYYYYY!!!!


loves it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Captain Tomatoz
12-11-2009, 03:48 PM
Originally posted by thebutcherhead:

"you know what we do to carnocelli like you? We bring out Bruno, the donkey!"

that was my fave as well but since that has been taken its got to be

Ezio: i have lots of outlets

Ezio's Mum: i mean besides ******s http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

SWJS
12-11-2009, 04:41 PM
Doge: *comes out of Palazzo Ducale covered in blood* "You! You killed me?... YOU KILLED ME?!" *falls over like dead tree*

bladencrowd
12-11-2009, 05:08 PM
My signature.
"Piece of sh*t! You got what you deserved. I only wish you had suffered more!"

HewieAlbino
12-11-2009, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Edengoth:
Rosa: *stream of loud, angry Italian swearwords aimed at Antonio as she's being carried away to rest*
Antonio: Rosa is most dear to me.


Also before that right after Antonio pulls the arrow out of her leg.

Antonio: I'm sorry, piccola (sweetheart).

Rosa: *in italian* Sorry?! You can shove that "sorry " up your a**!

And in the beginning when the doctor was treating Ezio's face.

Frederico: Please, you must help him. That pretty face is his only asset.

Ezio: *turns slowly and glare* Fortitti! (Go **** yourself!)

Koemi
12-11-2009, 09:00 PM
since most people got my other favorite lines...
[Ezio in Roma, facing Rodrigo with his staff]
Rodrigo: give it to me!
Ezio: via a farti fottere [with that gesture]
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

Colbinile
12-11-2009, 10:15 PM
When you send thieves after guards the guards scream:

"Come back, you little ****s!"

OzDavis
12-11-2009, 11:35 PM
My favourite quote is one of Ezio's taunts:

"It's a fight, fesso...Try fighting for a change!"

The first time I heard it I about lost the fight I was in.
I was too busy laughing to concentrate on defending myself properly!

Sparty2020
12-11-2009, 11:45 PM
Borgia: "Enough! We supply you with men and weapons and you fail us! Then when asked to account for your failure you provide excuses and insult us! What do you think I should do with you?!"

Jacopo: *Like a baby girl* "I... I don't know"

Dude I spent like 2 hours hunting after a little girl? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

OzDavis
12-11-2009, 11:55 PM
Originally posted by Sparty2020:
Dude I spent like 2 hours hunting after a little girl?
I'd be careful about saying things like that on the internet...
...they might try and lock you up for a very long time. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Sparty2020
12-12-2009, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by OzDavis:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Sparty2020:
Dude I spent like 2 hours hunting after a little girl?
I'd be careful about saying things like that on the internet...
...they might try and lock you up for a very long time. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Crap, time to get a new computer now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

EzioAssassin51
12-12-2009, 04:03 AM
I like how guards say thing at weird times like in the mission where you save Rosa and the archers are shooting at us, i went over to kill an archer and he was like "You belong down below" or "You shouldn't be up here". lol

and all the funny quotes in the game! hehe

Sparty2020
12-12-2009, 07:55 AM
Rebecca: "Deep Breath!"
Desmond: "Youch!"
Shaun: "Oh what are you, a tiny child?!"
Rebecca: "Shaun!"

Wow... that sounds really perverted if you don't understand the context http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Assassin_M
12-12-2009, 08:39 AM
Ezio to Minerva: who is Desmond ? wait! i have so many Questions...

and
" Requiscat in Pace u Bastard "

katz_bg
12-12-2009, 10:19 AM
Originally posted by Tony6593:

Ezio: i have lots of outlets

Ezio's Mum: i mean besides ******s http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
I loved that one as well. But I mostly like how they left the "Requiescat in pace" in Italian voice the whole game. Incidently I looked it up to see if it's in Italian or Latin and it turned out that it's exactly the same in both.
However google doesn't translate it properly. From any language it simply gives "Rest in peace" in English when you want it in Italian.

Blood-drop
12-12-2009, 02:31 PM
This

Leanardo: Do You Know Who That Was.

Ezio: My Next Conquest

Just makes my lol

Randy 355
12-12-2009, 02:51 PM
I don't remember the mission exactly, but two guards have Ezio by his arms.

Ezio:If you let me go, I will spare your lives...

Guard: ahahaha! "press X' *hidden blade through neck* Aughguhggh...

*Ezio stabs the other guard in the gut.

pshea29
12-12-2009, 05:42 PM
at the biggining when hes at the vespuccis house and she is like
hurry i only have a minute
and he says
i only need a minute

Avl521
12-13-2009, 08:43 PM
all of the italian parts rosa swears after the arrow... god I lol'd

HewieAlbino
12-13-2009, 09:05 PM
They say the first words you learn in a new language are curse words. I can see why. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

nicky117
12-13-2009, 11:00 PM
Desmond: What. The. ****

revoltingbunny
12-14-2009, 02:34 AM
Guard or Ezio: Bastardo!

Mitro-Blade
12-14-2009, 03:43 AM
Ezio: I think you'r sister was very pleased with how i handled her last night http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

BK-110
12-14-2009, 03:47 AM
Gotta be "Requiescat in pace." for me. It just sounds badass the way Ezio says it.

Oh, and "Who is Desmond?", which just sounds funny the way Ezio says it! xD

senile old coot
12-14-2009, 04:07 AM
''THE AUDITORE ARE NOT DEAD! I'M STILL HERE! ME! EZIO! EZIO AUDITORE!''

epicness http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

SWJS
12-14-2009, 05:23 AM
Giovanni: You may have our lives this day, but I swear we will have yours in return, we WILL!

keepth3beat
12-14-2009, 09:44 AM
I couldn't help but laugh whenever I was freerunning and some random guy would just be like "Now what could have him running so quickly...? Ah! It's a woman! He must be in love!"

Just goes to show how different the Italians are from those in the middle east. XD

Mp Aftershock
12-14-2009, 09:54 AM
your mama cant help you this time!...... 2.bastardo!!!

itsamea-mario
12-14-2009, 09:56 AM
not really my favourite.

leonardo: Ezio, over here, ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here...

TheEpicWolf
12-14-2009, 10:12 AM
Not actually from the game but from demo.

Carlo Grimaldi(i think it was him): You really are the devil!

I just think that was such a awesome thing to say and really make Ezio seem like a bad*** http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

J Saint777
12-14-2009, 08:59 PM
Desmond: Is it Animuses, or Animaii? What do you think Lucy? Lucy?

Lucy: Desmond. Shut the f*ck up.

Bampire
12-14-2009, 09:28 PM
Ezio's mother: You need an outlet.
Ezio: I do...
Ezio's mother: Besides ******s..

RhedmondBarry
12-14-2009, 10:02 PM
Female peasant: The Lord as my Shepherd! The Lord as my Shepherd!

Idk why but it cracks me up everytime.

Xaerxion
12-14-2009, 10:08 PM
Well mine is when you kill guards and leave all the bodies, some man in the background says:
Rest in peace, poverty and misery.

Badcow68
12-15-2009, 09:01 AM
Originally posted by Blood-drop:
This

Leanardo: Do You Know Who That Was.

Ezio: My Next Conquest

That with the rest of the it.

Leonardo: "She is as Powerful and Deadly as she is Young and Beautiful"

Ezio: "Sounds like my kind of woman"

kelseyoakes
12-19-2009, 11:20 AM
my faveourite is where Ezio's mother says: "you should have more outlets in life" Ezio: "I do have more outlets in life" Eio's mother: "Besides ******'s" xD i ROFL'd when I heard it :P xxx

IEzioI
12-19-2009, 11:37 AM
my fave line is when Ezio says
"your sister seemed happy with the handling i gave her last night."

lol love that line

aqil23
12-19-2009, 12:32 PM
shoot! shoot the flying demon! with the funny accent..that cracks me up.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

aqil23
12-19-2009, 12:32 PM
Originally posted by itsamea-mario:
not really my favourite.

leonardo: Ezio, over here, ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here, Ezio, over here...

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Tantalus227
12-19-2009, 12:51 PM
I can't remember the exact words but in Venice with the nun woman... when she is talking about how she helps men with religion etc and she says something along the lines of:

Sister: and their hearts grow stronger
Ezio: Amongst other things I'm sure

I know the word wasn't 'stronger' but I cannot remember it at the moment!

Anyway, that had me in stiches the first time I heard it!

TheEpicWolf
12-19-2009, 01:09 PM
Originally posted by Tantalus227:
I can't remember the exact words but in Venice with the nun woman... when she is talking about how she helps men with religion etc and she says something along the lines of:

Sister: and their hearts grow stronger
Ezio: Amongst other things I'm sure


I know the word wasn't 'stronger' but I cannot remember it at the moment!

Anyway, that had me in stiches the first time I heard it!

It's Firmer http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif and that also made me lol alot http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

DiamondBlade_R
12-19-2009, 01:16 PM
My favorite line would have to be the one said at the end of Ezio and Borgia's second encounter:

"Raquiescat in pace, you bastard!"

Tantalus227
12-19-2009, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by TheEpicWolf:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tantalus227:
I can't remember the exact words but in Venice with the nun woman... when she is talking about how she helps men with religion etc and she says something along the lines of:

Sister: and their hearts grow stronger
Ezio: Amongst other things I'm sure


I know the word wasn't 'stronger' but I cannot remember it at the moment!

Anyway, that had me in stiches the first time I heard it!

It's Firmer http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif and that also made me lol alot http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, now I've read it I feel as dumb as paint for thinking stronger! Thanks! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

vonforum
12-19-2009, 02:40 PM
"Antonio, this is Leonardo. The master inventor... who built this.. this... pezzo di merda!"

Zqlp
12-19-2009, 05:29 PM
When Ezio has been running and jumping about some unseen person says "just another capering crusader". (think Batman)....

Captain Tomatoz
12-19-2009, 05:48 PM
Leonardo: iv been seeing antonio alot lately.....ummmmm........mutual friends http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Avl521
12-19-2009, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Tony6593:
Leonardo: iv been seeing antonio alot lately.....ummmmm........mutual friends http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
O_O that just makes leonardo more and more suspicious...

Dachande_
12-19-2009, 06:42 PM
I find alot of the lines uttered by civilians when you finish a fight to be hilarious lol there are so many of them that i cant remember them all..but generally they are usually along the lines of religious hysteria lol "eeeeek! the lord is my shepard! the lord is my shepard!*runs off screaming*" etc Also,i never get tired of the blacksmiths line..i cant remember it exactly..but its something like "the value of my stock is not measured in coins!!...well no actually,it is! maaaaaaaaany coins!" lol

salted onions
12-19-2009, 06:53 PM
Va bene. It just rolls off the tongue.

Dreams-Of-Glass
12-19-2009, 08:24 PM
Since many of the good ones are already taken...
One of my favorite lines would be after you assassinate Vieri, the mercenaries are celebrating:

Mario: And why not!? Youíve done us a great service, Nipote. With Vieri dead, la Tuscana will grow quiet once more. Do you know what that means?

Mercenary: No more work!

Mercenary 2: We can drink all day!

Mercenary 3: And with *****s!

SILENCE

Mercenaries: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Mercenary 3: http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Mercenary 3: What!? Itís true!

I really liked how they got all silent and stared at the third mercenary. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

SWJS
12-20-2009, 02:38 AM
Maria: Francesco de Pazi is many things, and none of them good. *slight chuckle* But even I never suspected he would be capable of murder!

*couple years later*

Francesco: *stabbing the merda out of Guliano* DIE! DIE DIE! *draws sword and runs up to Lorenzo" YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY DIES BY MY SOWRD!

It's hilarious thinking back on it.

kelseyoakes
12-20-2009, 03:46 AM
Also when you jump off a building into a crowd of people, they alwats say something funny xD xxx

TerraChron
12-20-2009, 05:38 AM
Random chatter from people who see you free-run always cracks me up.
"He must be late, and she must be very beautiful"

itsamea-mario
12-20-2009, 05:51 AM
Originally posted by vonforum:
"Antonio, this is Leonardo. The master inventor... who built this.. this... pezzo di merda!"

lol i never realised he said that "piece of s**t."

itsamea-mario
12-20-2009, 05:53 AM
Originally posted by Badcow68:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Blood-drop:
This

Leanardo: Do You Know Who That Was.

Ezio: My Next Conquest

That with the rest of the it.

Leonardo: "She is as Powerful and Deadly as she is Young and Beautiful"

Ezio: "Sounds like my kind of woman" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

i think at that moment ezio should turn black, or koolade just burst in and gon "OH YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!"

IEzioI
12-20-2009, 09:27 AM
another one of my fave lines after you kill marco barbarigo.

Ezio: "I have such aches and pains sister, I will require a great deal of comfort and sucher."

lol

Tantalus227
12-21-2009, 05:49 PM
There is a comment by a civilian which always makes me chuckle... when a guy see you free running...

'He must be late... and she must be beautiful!'

StrikeEagleOne
12-21-2009, 07:00 PM
Ezio: "I hate these awkward moments!" is a hilarious taunt whenever the guards just form a big circle around you but no ones attacking.

ToKillInPeace
12-21-2009, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by arzeef:
Random chatter from people who see you free-run always cracks me up.
"He must be late, and she must be very beautiful"

Yes! I loved that comment, haha http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

senile old coot
12-21-2009, 07:46 PM
i always liked ''another capering crusader'' (said by random civilian). its a nice excuse to abuse a civilian tbh.

SWJS
12-22-2009, 01:22 AM
Ezio: I suppose the front door is out of the question?
Antonio: Hahaha, alright we'll check the front door too.

Ezio: What do you want Vieri?
Vieri: Let's see, a larger palazzo, a prettier bride... Oh! And your life!

Leonardo: I think I've figured out how to make a man fly!
Ezio: Heheh... Come on, I'll drive. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
Leonardo: ...But I haven't even told you where I'm going.

GaM3r_010
12-22-2009, 07:45 PM
Civilian: Has he been drinking?

My thoughts: Yes.

SpyderNynja
12-23-2009, 12:31 AM
lot's of the best ones were taken already and I think someone mentioned this one but there's more to it:

Ezio: *taunts* I hate these awkward moments! Do you come to me? Should I come to you?

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Leo: There! The blade is finished! Now all that remains is the removal of your ring finger!

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Ezio: I still have time for that, "private riding lesson." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif


And my personal favorite thing to do to minstrels when they get in my way:

Minstrel: Soooooomewhere on a rooooftop. There's a hero in a hoooo-

-Draw sword-

Minstrel: -drops lute and runs- I'LL SING ANOTHER SONG! I PROMISE!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Bampire
12-23-2009, 12:40 AM
And my personal favorite thing to do to minstrels when they get in my way:

Minstrel: Soooooomewhere on a rooooftop. There's a hero in a hoooo-

-Draw sword-

Minstrel: -drops lute and runs- I'LL SING ANOTHER SONG! I PROMISE!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Hahaha, that's funny.

monkey_man09
12-23-2009, 05:00 AM
Hmm, command over my own army. Make's a nice change from the usual sneaking and stabbing.

nitres15
12-23-2009, 05:24 AM
this is when u run around
sum random guy say : has he been drinking to much of the good stuff

nitres15
12-23-2009, 05:28 AM
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Ezio: I still have time for that, "private riding lesson.
i dont remember him saying that when was that

kelseyoakes
12-23-2009, 05:57 AM
((I now this is unrelated but how do you get your picture signture up?? I made one yesterday and I dont know how to get it up on this site)) I've not got upto that part in the book or game yet lol :L xxx http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

kew414
12-23-2009, 06:19 AM
Originally posted by TheEpicWolf:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tantalus227:
I can't remember the exact words but in Venice with the nun woman... when she is talking about how she helps men with religion etc and she says something along the lines of:

Sister: and their hearts grow stronger
Ezio: Amongst other things I'm sure


I know the word wasn't 'stronger' but I cannot remember it at the moment!

Anyway, that had me in stiches the first time I heard it!

It's Firmer http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif and that also made me lol alot http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I believe she said something like "And their hearts grow firmer in my hands"

Blood-drop
12-23-2009, 08:38 AM
My New fav

Veri Pazzi: Scared to handle things yourself

Ezio: Your sister was quite pleased with the handling I gave her last night http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

My Sig

vivoboi38
12-23-2009, 07:00 PM
Ezio knocks on Lorenzo's door and said, "Messer Lorenzo is wounded! Open this door!" and the guy from the other side of the door goes, "What's the password?" ROFL and then Lorenzo goes "Open the f***ing door!" So... The password is "Open the f***ing door!"

QuintonBeck
12-23-2009, 09:11 PM
When one of the minstrels rans up and started annoying me and I grabbed him by the collar and he said, "Okay, not a music lover, I get it." made me lol.

ZerOMarK
12-24-2009, 07:45 AM
Ezio:I have plenty of outlets.

Maria(Ezio's mom):I meant besides ******s.

Priceless http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

kmank2l13
12-24-2009, 06:47 PM
Well a Brute was following me and he said " I wont leave you alone, I wont even let u take a SH*T when im around."
That was so funny. Also at the end of the game when Ezio says " What. The. Fu*k." That was pretty funny to.

SpyderNynja
12-25-2009, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by nitres155:
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Ezio: I still have time for that, "private riding lesson.
i dont remember him saying that when was that

In Forli, theres a race mission where you must take a horse and race through the town and back to impress a girl. She offers you a private riding lesson http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Miss_Auditore
01-02-2010, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by Croson-5:
I don't remember the mission exactly, but two guards have Ezio by his arms.

Ezio:If you let me go, I will spare your lives...

Guard: ahahaha! "press X' *hidden blade through neck* Aughguhggh...

*Ezio stabs the other guard in the gut.


LOL. That bit was great. I think it's safe to say that Ezio had the last laugh there... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

agentofwraith
01-02-2010, 05:10 PM
Ezio: "Salute' Claudia."
Claudia: "You've come to look at the book?"
(Claudia lets Ezio look through book, exit out of book)
Claudia: "A Presto Ezio."

For some reason I like the way Claudia says the last line to Ezio, lol.

GSR13
01-02-2010, 08:23 PM
*runs up building side to roof*

Civilian: "Life expectancy: 5 minutes."

alorne
01-02-2010, 10:08 PM
on the glider mission
"Quick, shoot it, shoot the flying demon!"

mantledarcanum
01-03-2010, 12:34 AM
Ezio to Leo: "This better be good." >:[

The facial expressions help.

nitres15
01-03-2010, 07:04 AM
this is when u free run
"thats another way to stay in shape"

AMuppetMatt
01-03-2010, 11:22 AM
After you've knocked one of those guys carrying those crates/boxes and you're infront of a guard, they say something along the lines of

"What part of being hung by your ankles and having your testicles cut off appeals to you?"
I Think It's a bit longer than that (no euphemism/pun intended), but you get the idea http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

nitres15
01-06-2010, 02:40 PM
this is when u make a man drop his box
they say: see what u have done now georgio will bring out the stick agen

DarkAutocon
01-07-2010, 03:18 AM
Antonio: Ezio, do you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
Ezio: Sir, finishing this fight.

oh sorry wrong game :P

JayVayne
01-10-2010, 10:24 AM
I don't remember where exactly, but a merchant was yelling advertisements for a batch of supplies he had recently ordered..


"Blabla and I'm passing the savings onto YOOOUUU!!"