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Crash_Moses
06-02-2007, 04:39 PM
Okay, so, like, I shaved my head yesterday due to the rising temperature here in Michigan. Then the wife and kids suprised me with a little visit today to good 'ol lake Michigan where we spent the whooooooool day.

Now, I'm sitting down to play a couple of missions of White Sun, Blue Sky and I've got the 'ol headset mounted TIR going and every time I check my six the fat in the back of my head bunches up and it's like, OW...!@#$%....OW!

How did those brave fellers in the PTO deal with sunburn I wonder....?

joeap
06-02-2007, 05:43 PM
Wore hats?? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Huxley_S
06-02-2007, 05:54 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/Stegbeetle/icecold.jpg

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

joeap
06-02-2007, 06:00 PM
What film was that? That chick is hot and I mean yummy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Huxley_S
06-02-2007, 06:04 PM
"Ice cold in Alex" it's a must see British war film.

joeap
06-02-2007, 06:08 PM
Thanks, the "chicks" website (Sylvia Syms):

http://www.sylviasyms.co.uk/

and a pic of her daughter...Beatie Edney

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Heath2.jpg

Oh yea the um film

Ice Cold (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-Cold_in_Alex)

I'll check it out. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

LStarosta
06-02-2007, 06:14 PM
I just use this thing called sunblock lotion.

Crash_Moses
06-02-2007, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by Huxley_S:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y10/Stegbeetle/icecold.jpg

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I DID put beer in me. Didn't work...

I wonder if sunblock lotion came in their C-Rats?

Airmail109
06-02-2007, 06:46 PM
Originally posted by joeap:
What film was that? That chick is hot and I mean yummy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

She reminds me of an ex http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Pffft

.....She has great boobs, you know...perfect...not to big..not to small...the right shape...arghhhh......arrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh

Thanks, im gonna sulk for the rest of the day.

horseback
06-02-2007, 07:12 PM
Crash, I shaved my noggin a couple of years ago due to a receding hairline that looks natural only on Klingons and maybe Chairman Mao.

Worse, while I didn't inherit Grandpa Schultz' Cheyenne mother's hairline, I have apparently inherited the hair that retains its rich dark youthful color, emphasizing that unnatural looking hairline...

Anyway, I have to shave my head every other day or so to maintain that velvety feel, and I find it a very good idea to <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">use a moisturizer with sunscreen afterwards</span>, especially now that my employer has lured me out to Barstow with promises of cash and per diem.

cheers

horseback

TgD Thunderbolt56
06-02-2007, 07:12 PM
I think they just burned until they tanned. You're still in the first stage. Head back out there tomorrow and do it properly.

TB

Crash_Moses
06-02-2007, 07:20 PM
In a feeble attempt at historical accuracy I've applied a large amount of bacon grease to the afflicted area.

I smell delicious...

http://arcweb.sos.state.or.us/exhibits/ww2/services/salvage.htm

Huxley_S
06-02-2007, 07:40 PM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
In a feeble attempt at historical accuracy I've applied a large amount of bacon grease to the afflicted area.

I smell delicious...


http://www.predatorconservation.com/images/tiger1.jpg

mmm... bacon!

Crash_Moses
06-02-2007, 07:45 PM
I'm currently fending off the dog. May have to lock myself in the bathroom until the wife gets home...

leitmotiv
06-02-2007, 07:53 PM
I went to an airshow in Essex in early summer thinking I didn't need to worry about sun in cloudy England---came away at the end of the day with a face and scalp (bald) redder than the George Cross or the U.S. stripes. Worst sunburn in my life, and I'm from California. Next day I had max block for the second day of the show. Needless-to-say my appearance was cause for a great deal of mirth for some time.

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper285/stills/4v2550hs.jpg

LEBillfish
06-02-2007, 10:16 PM
Sehr Interessant.....Though one can't say about the P.T.O. pilots, I can tell you in the Luftwaffe some had this problem.....

http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/klink.jpg

leitmotiv
06-02-2007, 10:42 PM
The dome looks sehr ahnlich, Fraulein Fisch!

DmdSeeker
06-03-2007, 03:05 AM
I live in Denmark, my parents live in Spain.

When they came to see me in the summer; I told them to watch out for the sun.

They laughed.

They forgot that the Scandanavian sun is much stronger much lower on the horizon. When the sun gets that low in Spain, it's weak. When the sun gets that low on the horizon, it's still strong.

They both got sunburnt eyelids and throats http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

slipBall
06-03-2007, 04:07 AM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
Okay, so, like, I shaved my head yesterday due to the rising temperature here in Michigan. Then the wife and kids suprised me with a little visit today to good 'ol lake Michigan where we spent the whooooooool day.

Now, I'm sitting down to play a couple of missions of White Sun, Blue Sky and I've got the 'ol headset mounted TIR going and every time I check my six the fat in the back of my head bunches up and it's like, OW...!@#$%....OW!

How did those brave fellers in the PTO deal with sunburn I wonder....?


Where did you guys go Grand Haven?...Mi. is a great state, I had alot of fun and good times there....15 years worth http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Crash_Moses
06-03-2007, 10:22 AM
Muskegon...just north of Grand Haven. The water was warm! (But not as warm as the top of my head...)

Crash_Moses
06-03-2007, 10:30 AM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Sehr Interessant.....Though one can't say about the P.T.O. pilots, I can tell you in the Luftwaffe some had this problem.....

http://www.dancingmonica.com/imagefile/klink.jpg


My problem is more like this...

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/Crash_Moses/conehead.jpg

leitmotiv
06-03-2007, 11:23 AM
Ballistic perfection! I had to have a brain scan. The neurologist looked at the images and said "Very interesting. You have no brain. Just the biggest sinuses I've ever seen. Mind if I publish these?"

Copperhead310th
06-03-2007, 12:52 PM
oh well ya think a little sun burn is bad.. lol

this is (sunday) & the 1st time i've been out of bed since noon on fri. i had the 2nd of 6 root canals on wed and it didn't go well. my head was swollen up like a pumpkin all yesterday and last night. the infections spred into my inner ear and now thats bleeding, i've had fever & chills since fri. and now i'm constapaited on top of all theat. one man can only eat so much mashed taters and campbells soup ya know. that's all ie been able to keep down. everythignesle comes back up. not to mention i cant chew for $hit.
So i'll miss work again tommorow and return to the Endiodontist so he can fix whatever went wrong.
Trust me i feel for your sunburn i really do. but i maean damn..i'll trade ya your sunburn for my last 4 days of missery anytime.

leitmotiv
06-03-2007, 01:50 PM
I just had one root canal on a tooth with an abscess and I enjoyed it enormously---I confessed to every unsolved crime in the State of California each time the drill hit the abscess. I had a very scrupulous Chinese female dentist who seemed to be more pained than I each time I was hurt so I sucked it up so she would not be distressed! Funny old world. Looks like you are in for a world of pain. Deepest regrets. Demand opium products.

Worf101
06-03-2007, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
In a feeble attempt at historical accuracy I've applied a large amount of bacon grease to the afflicted area.

I smell delicious...

http://arcweb.sos.state.or.us/exhibits/ww2/services/salvage.htm
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Man you're killing me. Bet you're right popular with the pooches now too.

Da Worfster...

Damn best laugh I had after a long hard day.

Worf101
06-03-2007, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Copperhead310th:
oh well ya think a little sun burn is bad.. lol

this is (sunday) & the 1st time i've been out of bed since noon on fri. i had the 2nd of 6 root canals on wed and it didn't go well. my head was swollen up like a pumpkin all yesterday and last night. the infections spred into my inner ear and now thats bleeding, i've had fever & chills since fri. and now i'm constapaited on top of all theat. one man can only eat so much mashed taters and campbells soup ya know. that's all ie been able to keep down. everythignesle comes back up. not to mention i cant chew for $hit.
So i'll miss work again tommorow and return to the Endiodontist so he can fix whatever went wrong.
Trust me i feel for your sunburn i really do. but i maean damn..i'll trade ya your sunburn for my last 4 days of missery anytime.
Dayum and I thought my weekend was rough. God help you man cause I can't. I'll spot you a beer and a shot if ever we meet though. OUCH!!!!

Da Worfster

DuxCorvan
06-03-2007, 02:17 PM
Be a man and show your baldness as it is, don't disguise it!

Alopecia is not an illness, it's the flag of hormonal manliness.

slipBall
06-03-2007, 02:30 PM
That is true, the more male hormones that you have, the less hair you have...some woman love it! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

leitmotiv
06-03-2007, 06:39 PM
I am 54, bald, just had a hormone count, and the doctor said a 16 yr old would envy my testosterone count. Believe it! I was astonished.

Dance
06-03-2007, 07:05 PM
42 and barely a shiny spot, actually it's a pain too, daren't cut it in case I bring on the fallout, need shearing lol.

Life's a beach.

Airmail109
06-03-2007, 07:21 PM
**** going bald, at all costs. I would not pull whatsoever with the shaved look thanks to my huge ****ing head.

Ill wear a wig before i ever friggen go bald

Crash_Moses
06-03-2007, 07:46 PM
Originally posted by Copperhead310th:
oh well ya think a little sun burn is bad.. lol

this is (sunday) & the 1st time i've been out of bed since noon on fri. i had the 2nd of 6 root canals on wed and it didn't go well. my head was swollen up like a pumpkin all yesterday and last night. the infections spred into my inner ear and now thats bleeding, i've had fever & chills since fri. and now i'm constapaited on top of all theat. one man can only eat so much mashed taters and campbells soup ya know. that's all ie been able to keep down. everythignesle comes back up. not to mention i cant chew for $hit.
So i'll miss work again tommorow and return to the Endiodontist so he can fix whatever went wrong.
Trust me i feel for your sunburn i really do. but i maean damn..i'll trade ya your sunburn for my last 4 days of missery anytime.

Deal. But only if you throw in the oxycontin...

Had my wisdom teeth yanked by a Naval dentistry intern who decided to put all that Marine toughness hoopla to the test. None too gentle and sent me back to duty with some Advil.

If I ever find out where he lives...

Crash_Moses
06-03-2007, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by Worf101:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
In a feeble attempt at historical accuracy I've applied a large amount of bacon grease to the afflicted area.

I smell delicious...

http://arcweb.sos.state.or.us/exhibits/ww2/services/salvage.htm
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Man you're killing me. Bet you're right popular with the pooches now too.

Da Worfster...

Damn best laugh I had after a long hard day. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Then my mission was a success...http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/Crash_Moses/salute.gif

LEBillfish
06-03-2007, 09:56 PM
Glad it was not a nude beach he visited in Michigan among the many here.....As he'd not be complaining about his dome. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

luftluuver
06-03-2007, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
Now, I'm sitting down to play a couple of missions of White Sun, Blue Sky and I've got the 'ol headset mounted TIR going and every time I check my six the fat in the back of my head bunches up and it's like, OW...!@#$%....OW! Does this make you a Redneck? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

leitmotiv
06-03-2007, 10:33 PM
The Fish is flying 'er battle flags in the avatar. Makes the rest of us look like garbage scows.

joeap
06-04-2007, 07:46 AM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
Be a man and show your baldness as it is, don't disguise it!

Alopecia is not an illness, it's the flag of hormonal manliness.

Yes yes it is. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Crash_Moses
06-04-2007, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Glad it was not a nude beach he visited in Michigan among the many here.....As he'd not be complaining about his dome. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

There are many others glad as well...for entirely different reasons.


Originally posted by leitmotiv:
The Fish is flying 'er battle flags in the avatar. Makes the rest of us look like garbage scows.

Never heard of nudey beaches in MI but I'll found out where they are and Her next scheduled visit. Then you fly in from Cali. I'll bring the telescope.

Ernst_Rohr
06-04-2007, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Copperhead310th:
oh well ya think a little sun burn is bad.. lol

this is (sunday) & the 1st time i've been out of bed since noon on fri. i had the 2nd of 6 root canals on wed and it didn't go well. my head was swollen up like a pumpkin all yesterday and last night. the infections spred into my inner ear and now thats bleeding, i've had fever & chills since fri. and now i'm constapaited on top of all theat. one man can only eat so much mashed taters and campbells soup ya know. that's all ie been able to keep down. everythignesle comes back up. not to mention i cant chew for $hit.
So i'll miss work again tommorow and return to the Endiodontist so he can fix whatever went wrong.
Trust me i feel for your sunburn i really do. but i maean damn..i'll trade ya your sunburn for my last 4 days of missery anytime.

Deal. But only if you throw in the oxycontin...

Had my wisdom teeth yanked by a Navel dentistry intern who decided to put all that Marine toughness hoopla to the test. None too gentle and sent me back to duty with some Advil.

If I ever find out where he lives... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, if we are comparing pain thresholds....

Last time at the dentist, they had switched to some "new" painkiller thats supposed to be "better" than good old Novicane. I called BS on that really quick. I have this funny reaction to a lot of pain meds, and this new stuff numbed it a bit, and that was it.

He started drilling, and I could feel it. He wound up shooting me up with the max he could safely administer.... and no dice. Still had feeling. Went ahead and had him drill the damn thing anyway, his dental tech got squeamish and had to leave. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

My all time claim to fame (and actually on topic). As a kid I ran around all day with no shirt on in the middle of the summer in New Jersey. Im a fish belly white red head. Can you say 2nd degree sunburn?

No joke. I was a solid blister from the lower back, all across the shoulders to mid pectoral.

To prevent long term scarring, I had to have my back debrided. Unfortunately, the Army/Navy hospital where the procedure was done didnt have any anesthetic in child sized doses. So I had the entire procedure done with no painkillers, while they cut all the dead skin away from my back.

The kid before me had been in to get gravel pulled out of his knee after wrecking his bicycle, and he screamed bloody murder. I told my mom I wouldn't scream, and I didnt. There were some Green Beret medics in there for training, and one of those guys held my hand the entire time and told me to squeeze went it hurt.

He had to take his wedding ring off at one point, but I thanked him for it later. Several of the nurses left the room though, for some strange reason. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Funny part was, the debriding hurt like hell, but it wasnt nearly as bad as the disinfectant they poured over my back at the start of the procedure. That stuff was ice cold, and FREAKING BURNED.

Needless to say, yours truly has the same opinion about the sun as Dracula. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

leitmotiv
06-04-2007, 12:40 PM
S! My toughing it out moment came when I cleverly managed to smash my wrist and right arm in P.E. in my Senior year in high school. I was lying on the grass adapting to my new status and the rest of the P.E. class was running laps. When the real morons saw I was out of commission, I received a number of comradely kicks in the ribs to heighten my appreciation of my situation. The coach passed by several times exhorting me to get up and do laps. At last, I urged him to have sexual congress with himself. This puzzled him since I was a well-behaved young man.

Finally, I got the pain under control enough to walk to the locker room, dress with one hand, and get to the admin building to call for parental ambulance to the bone doc. There I ran into the head coach who asked why my arm looked so weird. I told him and he started to eat the linoleum. Within a couple minutes I was trussed up in a perfect sling and he was swearing foul and horrible vengeance on my coach. I think he had visions of a lawsuit. In those innocent days, nobody sued their high school unless their kid ended up in the spaghetti or something. So, that was my Hemingway moment. Oh yeah, I didn't take the codeine pills that night even though a girl I knew advised me to take double the dose.

Crash_Moses
06-04-2007, 01:37 PM
Oh yeah? Well I have a scar from a gash on my forehead that took FOUR stitches to close.

Top that!


However, as long as we're sharing emergency room stories...as a young lad of twelve I managed to accrue a large amount of sand and shells in my left eye one day (muck fight). After the obligatory "Here's mud in your eye, kid" quip from the doctor he proceeded to cut out the detritus with his scalpel (after deadening the area so my eye wouldn't move of course).

You see (no, I don't...HAR!) the surface of my eye had scarred up during the trip to the hospital so the gunk couldn't just be washed out. Took awhile to get it all.

Unfortunately, the (very) pretty nurse holding my hand decided to faint dead away halfway through the operation. Apparently she had misinterpreted the motion of my good eye as me going into shock (I had tried to look get better glimpse of her as she was sitting behind me).

I took the opportunity to ask for a prettier nurse with a stronger stomach...

Copperhead310th
06-04-2007, 02:08 PM
well i went back to the Doc @ 11:00 this morning. it's now 3. and i'm high as a F*cking p-47 on a b-17 escourt mission. lol

They had to "lance" the abcess to to get the remainder of the sweeling down. now i have this God awful taste and i have to spit in coffee can like my Granny used to when i was a kid. (yep she diped snuff lol & powderd snuff @ that) it's a southern thing ya'll wouldn't get it.
anyhow i'm feeling a little better. still have a little fever from the infection and a little on the weak side and i cant Cr@p for some strange reason.
.
But man oh man when he started probing and proding around in there with those metal objects...... i started to look like that girl from the excorsciist. Kicking, screaming, panting, eyes rolling into the back of my head. and the assitant stsrted rubbing my shoulder telling me to breath through my nose slowly. lol

and no he didnt numb me up.

i dont know what kind o pian killers he's got me on..but if i had these things every day..man life would be just grrroooooovey.

BTW the warning label syays to avaoid direct expossure to sunlight or artifical sun light while taking these drugs. lol

my last thought as i left his office....that sadistic bastid could have numbed me up for that. and i'm so looking forward to another week of mashed taters & Campbells soups.

Copperhead310th
06-04-2007, 02:21 PM
and as for being tough... lol the only thing in life that i amallergic to and have a reaction to is Poison Oak/Ivy. i mean i can catch it just be the secreations the plant put off in the air. i don't have to touch it. just get with in eye sight of it and i blow up like a blaaon any where i scratch.
When i was 8 i got the worst case of my life.
the worst area of my body that was affected9 Due to scratching) were my testicals. and lemme tell ya. the swole up to the sise of bull nutz. thats whne they found out just how allergic i am to those plants. Dr. Maracheck siad he'd never seen anything like it. they were wonde4ring if they my have to come off. serouisly. was a very scarry thing for an 8 year old kid. come off! hell they hadn't even droped yet!

Ernst_Rohr
06-04-2007, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Copperhead310th:
and as for being tough... lol the only thing in life that i amallergic to and have a reaction to is Poison Oak/Ivy. i mean i can catch it just be the secreations the plant put off in the air. i don't have to touch it. just get with in eye sight of it and i blow up like a blaaon any where i scratch.
When i was 8 i got the worst case of my life.
the worst area of my body that was affected9 Due to scratching) were my testicals. and lemme tell ya. the swole up to the sise of bull nutz. thats whne they found out just how allergic i am to those plants. Dr. Maracheck siad he'd never seen anything like it. they were wonde4ring if they my have to come off. serouisly. was a very scarry thing for an 8 year old kid. come off! hell they hadn't even droped yet!

LOL, OMG dude, thats awful, but I damn near choked to death when I read that!

LStarosta
06-04-2007, 02:35 PM
Originally posted by Copperhead310th:
and as for being tough... lol the only thing in life that i amallergic to and have a reaction to is Poison Oak/Ivy. i mean i can catch it just be the secreations the plant put off in the air. i don't have to touch it. just get with in eye sight of it and i blow up like a blaaon any where i scratch.
When i was 8 i got the worst case of my life.
the worst area of my body that was affected9 Due to scratching) were my testicals. and lemme tell ya. the swole up to the sise of bull nutz. thats whne they found out just how allergic i am to those plants. Dr. Maracheck siad he'd never seen anything like it. they were wonde4ring if they my have to come off. serouisly. was a very scarry thing for an 8 year old kid. come off! hell they hadn't even droped yet!

LMAO

Now the question is, how did poison ivy get on your balls.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

MEGILE
06-04-2007, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by LStarosta:


LMAO

Now the question is, how did poison ivy get on your balls.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Scratching noob

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Unlucky copper... can't say I've had the pleasure

Crash_Moses
06-04-2007, 02:56 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

...here's to posting stoned. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Copperhead310th
06-04-2007, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Megile:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LStarosta:


LMAO

Now the question is, how did poison ivy get on your balls.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Scratching noob

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Unlucky copper... can't say I've had the pleasure </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

you are correct. got there by scratching.

now can somwone please pass the ointment. lol

leitmotiv
06-04-2007, 03:13 PM
OK, let's get down to crunchies. One night while I was high as a kite on Benadryl and some bloody awful pollen (if anyone ever says Nature is kind, I'll dismast 'em) I stupidly decided to try to assemble an airplane model. Hoo-boy. Well, I whacked the end of my left thumb off with my X-Acto knife (I learned why they used the blades in surgery) fortunately missing the bone. So I am explaining to the emergency room doctor how I did it---slurring, clearly out of it, addled, more dorked than a career meth head, and he looked at me and said "plastic airplane model?" (I was in my 30's). He shook his head and fixed me up figuring I was a gone space case wiped out on something he didn't even want to know about.

Oh yeah, back in college I got into a fight with a roommate in a house we were renting in Berkeley, California. I threw a punch, missed, of course, and hit a small pane of glass on the door. So I ended up in the Uni of Cal, Berkeley, emergency room. Well, it just so happened there were about 30 guys there all with glass cuts, and loads of cops. When a cop saw my hand, he said "Where'd you get that?" "Er, accident at home...." He looked at me strangely. "Right, Over there, punk!" As my luck would have it, a mob tore apart a bar that night, and everybody who was coming in with glass cuts was getting booked....

Copperhead310th
06-04-2007, 03:16 PM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

...here's to posting stoned. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

oh no doubt man. i'm so high on pian killers right now Jimi Hendrix is co-piloting my b-25 with me. lol

"xcuse me while i kiss the sky."
which is a funny lyrric, i always thoughtit was Kiss this guy...till i looked them up. i also thought that the beetels were saying some screwy sh*t on some of thier stuf to. but i'm too doped up at the moment to remember what it was. lol

MEGILE
06-04-2007, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by joeap:


Yes yes it is. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

As soon as my hairline starts to receed (actually my family has a history of it not doing so) its all off!

Starosta style

leitmotiv
06-04-2007, 07:48 PM
As long as your mother's father isn't bald, you are OK. Otherwise, you are toast. I just have it cut to the nub recruit style---nothing looks worse than a bald guy with hair poking out on the sides. Better to look like

http://www.anvari.org/db/cols/The_Simpsons_Characters_Picture_Gallery/Homer_Simpson.png

Crash_Moses
06-05-2007, 11:02 AM
Just call me toast...

In other news...found this on Wikipedia:

It was not until 1944 that the first effective sunscreen was invented. At that time, World War II was in full swing and many soldiers were getting serious sunburn. A pharmacist named Benjamin Greene decided to create something that would save the soldiers from the sun's harmful rays. In his wife's oven, he created a sticky, red substance which he called "red vet pet" (red veterinary petrolatum), which worked primarily by physically blocking the sun's rays with a thick petroleum-based product similar to Vaseline. Greene tested it on his own bald head. It did not work nearly as well as modern sunscreens, but it was a start.


Hmmm...I like bacon grease better.

TgD Thunderbolt56
06-05-2007, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
...Had my wisdom teeth yanked by a Navel dentistry intern...

You have teeth down there? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

LStarosta
06-05-2007, 11:15 AM
Hey Megile, I don't know where you got the idea that I'm bald, but I have a glorious head of hair. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

BaldieJr
06-05-2007, 11:36 AM
Hey man talkin about poison ivy....

When I was 19 i got drunked up and rolled with a girl in the woods. I got poison ivy so bad I had to go the the emergency room. I also had bull testicles and a the fatest johnson you ever did see.

The only place I didn't have the stuff was from the neck up and from the top of my socks down.

The emergency room personnel said they'd never seen poison ivy that bad. I got a shot of something in the rear and I have not had the stuff since. I think I'm immune to it now.

Don't roll naked in the woods with blondes. Seriously.

joeap
06-05-2007, 11:51 AM
Well it looks like my broken radial bone twas no more than a scratch compared to what some of you dudes went through. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif I already set an appointment for November to see about surgery to remove the osteosynthesis plate (a rod and about 7 screws) from my left wrist / forearm. I think I'll ask for no anesthetic and to remove the curtain so I can watch the doc removing the thing...well maybe just the curtain. It actually would be interesting. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

In the meantime got a note from the doc that I have one in case I go to the airport (am hoping to fly hoem this summer to see the folks) so security doesn't panic. The scar should be a giveaway though.

DuxCorvan
06-05-2007, 12:48 PM
Originally posted by leitmotiv:
nothing looks worse than a bald guy with hair poking out on the sides

A bald woman with hair poking out on the sides?

ploughman
06-05-2007, 12:54 PM
Of her swimming costume?

horseback
06-05-2007, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by leitmotiv:
As long as your mother's father isn't bald, you are OK. Otherwise, you are toast. Not exactly correct there, leitmotiv. Since the predisposition for baldness is carried through your mother's genes--presumably to help camoflage it; I can picture guys avoiding girls whose father was bald, in order to spare their potential male offspring--it follows through your mother's mother's line, all the way back to Eve.

My maternal grandfather passed away at 86 with a full head of black hair only beginning to go grey; his wife, my maternal grandmother, was the one with brothers (and a son from a previous marriage) whose heads all bore a disturbing resemblance to eggs once they passed forty or so. Guess whose 'long forehead' I inherited?

Look to your mother's brothers or the uncles on her mother's side for your tendency to lose your hair.

cheers

horseback

Crash_Moses
06-05-2007, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by TgD Thunderbolt56:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
...Had my wisdom teeth yanked by a Navel dentistry intern...

You have teeth down there? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif Maybe that's why it hurt so much...

Hey, don't pick on me! Pick on Copperhead...he's the one drooling all over his keyboard.


Originally posted by horseback:
Look to your mother's brothers or the uncles on her mother's side for your tendency to lose your hair.

Still toast... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

leitmotiv
06-05-2007, 02:56 PM
Still toast---both of mother's brothers bald. Gregor Mendal personally gave me the genetic gen in a low dive in Hamburg in 1979 so I will defer to him.

I_KG100_Prien
06-05-2007, 03:17 PM
Seven years in the Navy has told me that dental care is hit/miss love/hate. The root canal I had on a tooth was almost painless... after my first twitch of pain when the dentist started sicking the little files down into the root, she stopped and gave me more novacaine... Didn't feel a thing after that.

Only painful part about my wisdom teeth being yanked was after the numbness wore off and things were just tender and sore.. Hated not being able to eat anything solid.

But, I also have had fillings fall out... One dentist shot so much novacaine into my mouth that half my face was numb for 10 hours, but yet it sill hurt when he was drilling. The metal fillings they use have caused a couple of my molars to be sensitive to cold, so eating ice cream and other cold foods can lead to discomfort. Not to mention the fact that I can run a hand-held metal detector near my jaw and it will beep.

Copperhead310th
06-05-2007, 06:39 PM
Originally posted by BaldieJr:
Hey man talkin about poison ivy....

When I was 19 i got drunked up and rolled with a girl in the woods. I got poison ivy so bad I had to go the the emergency room. I also had bull testicles and a the fatest johnson you ever did see.

The only place I didn't have the stuff was from the neck up and from the top of my socks down.

The emergency room personnel said they'd never seen poison ivy that bad. I got a shot of something in the rear and I have not had the stuff since. I think I'm immune to it now.

Don't roll naked in the woods with blondes. Seriously.

That Sir would have been know as a Lineman's shot. Wich i have to have every summer. which i usually follow up with a stiff shot of Scotch, Gentalman Jack, and 151 Rum.

leitmotiv
06-05-2007, 06:40 PM
I have so my metal in my mouth I have been mistaken for a 750-lb HE bomb several times, and bomb squads tried to defuze me.

Crash_Moses
06-05-2007, 06:46 PM
38 and not a single cavity. I reckon when my time comes they'll all fall out at once.

Regardless, I think the Navy makes their interns practice soley on Marines.

Talk about poor sports...

Copperhead310th
06-05-2007, 07:03 PM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
38 and not a single cavity. I reckon when my time comes they'll all fall out at once.

Regardless, I think the Navy makes their interns practice soley on Marines.

Talk about poor sports...

Well i think it's genetic. has to be. cuase i'm a stickler about my teeth. i brsh after every meal or 3 times a day and fluas, My kid sisters teeth are going bad as well. my brother on the other hand has perfect teeth. so i dunno.

But in my case... 4 were broken by some ******* i threw out of the club one night when i was a bouncer. i was walking a couple female staff meembers to thier cars, rounded a corner ,soon as i did WHAM! i was greeted with a 2x4 Hacksaw Jim Dugan style. one thing about rednecks...they'll kick yer *** with the 1st thing they can lay thier hands on. i didn't come to for 20min. and i spent my entire life in the martial arts...but none of my training or fight experiance prepared me for that hunk of wood. i never saw it.
My own fault really i guess. should have been paying more attention and been more alert to my enviorment. but i was distracted by the the chicks, 2 were smokin hot. and i was gonna meet up with them after clean up @ another bar. So i was very distacted.

I_KG100_Prien
06-05-2007, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
38 and not a single cavity. I reckon when my time comes they'll all fall out at once.

Regardless, I think the Navy makes their interns practice soley on Marines.

Talk about poor sports...

Wish I could say I've never had a cavity. But, sadly I was cursed with weak tooth enamel. That, coupled with a love for sweets has doomed me to a life of drilling. I'd have to brush my teeth about 60 times a day with the amount of sweet things I consume..

Some folks have booze, others tobacco.. I have.. skittles :P.. Don't think there is a molar in my mouth that doesn't have metal in it.

I used to not mind going to the dentist until I was introduced to a dentist where I am stationed. I fondly referred to him as "Doctor Doom" because he didn't numb you properly, or enough. Every filling was painful, and if you said something to him he didn't care. Our Corpsman had to constantly harass me about going to dental to get work done, because I avoided it as much as possible and cancelled/rescheduled appointments constantly. Finally got to the point where I was told that only our corpsman could cancel my appointments http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Thankfully that dentist got relieved a couple months ago. He finally got enough complaints filed against him for shoddy work...

leitmotiv
06-05-2007, 09:21 PM
My father blamed it on "Irish teeth"---odd since he was 50% Prussian and 50% English. At any rate, I inherited his lousy teeth---been a dentist's dream since childhood. Now I'm racking up root canals and crowns---with no dental insurance. Ki yi yi.

Blutarski2004
06-06-2007, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:
Unfortunately, the (very) pretty nurse holding my hand decided to faint dead away halfway through the operation. Apparently she had misinterpreted the motion of my good eye as me going into shock (I had tried to look get better glimpse of her as she was sitting behind me).

I took the opportunity to ask for a prettier nurse with a stronger stomach...


...... A textbook example of retaining one's presence of mind under duress. Hats off to you, Crash.

DuxCorvan
06-06-2007, 08:32 AM
Originally posted by horseback:
I can picture guys avoiding girls whose father was bald, in order to spare their potential male offspring

Why would someone want to reject such a nature prize? A long, soft, noble forehead is the last step of the evolutionary stair. Let'em chimps with absent chins, receding fores and hairline starting in their prominent Neanderthal brows rejoice in their bigfoot hairy likeness: good taste imposes the comfortable sensation of a clean and aerodinamic ark for our 'sapiens' grey matter.

Crash_Moses
06-06-2007, 09:26 AM
Plus, the ladies are always walking by and rubbing it...

DuxCorvan
06-06-2007, 12:59 PM
Rubbing what?

T_O_A_D
06-06-2007, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Crash_Moses:

Never heard of nudey beaches in MI but I'll found out where they are and Her next scheduled visit. Then you fly in from Cali. I'll bring the telescope.

Thats because you guys only swim naked in the winter.

leitmotiv
06-06-2007, 02:41 PM
I concur with Dux completely. It is not easy being the pinnacle of the species, but I do my best. Unfortunately, American women, by and large, are poorly educated and, thus, fall for the hirsute fallacy. European women, on the other hand, see a hairless pate and instantly sense the seething yob potency having been thoroughly indoctrinated by D.H. Lawrence.

LStarosta
06-06-2007, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by horseback:
I can picture guys avoiding girls whose father was bald, in order to spare their potential male offspring

Why would someone want to reject such a nature prize? A long, soft, noble forehead is the last step of the evolutionary stair. Let'em chimps with absent chins, receding fores and hairline starting in their prominent Neanderthal brows rejoice in their bigfoot hairy likeness: good taste imposes the comfortable sensation of a clean and aerodinamic ark for our 'sapiens' grey matter. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What would you say about hairy backs and chests. I have been cursed/blessed since age 16. I can dig the Magnum PI style chest hair, but the back hair grosses even ME out.

leitmotiv
06-06-2007, 04:26 PM
I used to get into hirsute arse show downs with Italian friends but I sense bannage...