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LEBillfish
04-20-2005, 08:59 AM
Ok, I've tried to hold out long enough but just can't. Since December my real life has been ruined worried about who might know or that I might slip up and say something so fine here it is....

In the PF readme it said this....
<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Attention:
We simply ran out of space on our 2 CDs and had to remove some cockpits for
several flyable aircraft. Free add-on containing these aircraft will be made
available at www.pacific-fighters.com (http://www.pacific-fighters.com) for a free download.
</span>

Nothing about a third CD so many claim, that derived from that statement or so I had hoped. Apparently one of us lucky few has been talking, so before I'm accused of not being a team player here goes.

I guess after the PF release scandle with so many pirated copies, intentions to send out a "third CD" to ALL registered PF buyers was cancelled. Too many were registering bogus copies, and the cost to deliver the third CD due to that would have been staggering.

I'll not post the accompanying letter that came with the third CD, but will tell you it was a combination of French and English so I assume it was from Ubi not 1c.......Essentially thanking me for my support buy "buying" their products, and to keep silent about this not to share it due to the problems they were having with piracy.

Now I never run the third CD additions online, only playing with it some offline even though us select few could fly missions together the 3rd CD making your version 3.05.

However after so long waiting for the rest of you to get it, and yes I realize it has been a conspiracy just against you, I just can't handle the guilt any longer.



<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Ok, well I guess that was all a huge lie, and a pretty poor one at that...But understand I did it to justify your claims of a 3rd CD, and feelings of being conspired against.

Ok well then again that's a lie too....I just wanted to be a jerk as I do it so well</span>
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EnGaurde
04-20-2005, 09:05 AM
what the...?

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LEBillfish
04-20-2005, 09:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EnGaurde:
what the...?

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The meaning of this EnGaurde is that I obviously have too much time on my hands, it's raining out so I can't tan, and have a natural mean streak....Sorry, didn't mean to confuse anyone.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

steve_v
04-20-2005, 09:44 AM
Confession is good for the soul. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



hehe Can't wait for the potential explosion and emotional instability. http://home.earthlink.net/~viner45/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/082.gif

HelSqnProtos
04-20-2005, 10:05 AM
we are all getting a little crazy waiting for this blasted patch.....

VR_Cutter
04-20-2005, 10:34 AM
And that's why everyone loves Billfish! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Seriously Bill - you crack me up!

crazyivan1970
04-20-2005, 10:40 AM
Feeling ok today dear? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LEBillfish
04-20-2005, 10:42 AM
Peaches...err I mean Peachy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

x6BL_Brando
04-20-2005, 10:51 AM
I think a good quality detergent in a cool wash, followed if possible by drying & airing outdoors, will take care of your quilt no problem. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

ElAurens
04-20-2005, 10:51 AM
I like peaches. And apples too...

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SlickStick
04-20-2005, 11:26 AM
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Here's to the girl with the little red shoes,
She spent all my money and drank all my booze.
She has no cherry, but that's no sin,
She still has the box the cherry came in.http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

LEBillfish
04-20-2005, 11:31 AM
hehehe....cute.....

Your reward (http://www.geocities.com/k2kellyirie/IL2/******.wav)

VF-17_Jolly
04-20-2005, 12:08 PM
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Da_Godfatha
04-20-2005, 12:50 PM
Yo dude, quick sniffing the model glue ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

SlickStick
04-20-2005, 12:51 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LEBillfish:
hehehe....cute.....

http://www.geocities.com/k2kellyirie/IL2/******.wav <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hehe, good thing I stopped letting the little head do the thinking for the big head once I reached my 30s. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I think the best part about getting older, is that what I used to be able to do three or four times a day, I do once or twice, but really, really well. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Here's another....

Do you know how to get your significant other to yell and scream while you are making love?

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Call them from the motel. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

DuxCorvan
04-20-2005, 01:39 PM
BillFish, I told you that ears are not suitable sex parts. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

x6BL_Brando
04-20-2005, 02:41 PM
It felt strange, but also familiar, sending my wife an e-mail entitled "****** attached". http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

She will no doubt use it to keep her male colleagues in order at the Uni http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ddsflyer
04-20-2005, 02:49 PM
I love the smell of raging hormones in the morning.

Billy_BigBoy
04-20-2005, 03:19 PM
Errr...I'm puzzled http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

SlickStick
04-20-2005, 04:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
BillFish, I told you that ears are not suitable sex parts. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sure they are, Dux.

Just the other night I was at the bar and watched a woman come in and proceed to down 7 double scotches in an hour.

As she got up to walk away I was puzzled that she didn't exhibit any signs of intoxication.

Thinking to myself, I thought "Wow, she just put down a fair amount of alcohol and she doesn't even look buzzed."

I asked her quizically, "How do you hold your liquor?"

She quickly replied, "By the ears."

Ba-doomp-boomp http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Eraser_tr
04-20-2005, 08:07 PM
But if the 3rd CD was only sent to people who registered the game, what about the people who bought it legally, but didn't want to waste the time registering it and wanted to go straight to playing?:P

I think there'd be alot less stress over the patch if we could see some new screens of features or a little update to ease our worries of them actually working on a patch. this is one of those "the truth will set you free" situations, unlike the common troubles with significant others.

Oilburner_TAW
04-20-2005, 08:18 PM
Billfish, I see you indeed are a true Sport Fisherman/person. Obviously it's not the bait, it's the presentation http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

SlickStick
04-20-2005, 08:20 PM
Oil, for it to be a "catch", the person has to be answering the trolling post seriously. Not just randomly posting in the thread. Just FYI. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

ImpStarDuece
04-20-2005, 11:15 PM
CHICKENS!

Old_Canuck
04-21-2005, 12:13 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue.

AtomicRunt
04-21-2005, 09:20 AM
LMAO! and I thought you were gonna come clean and tell us you really are a guy.

LEBillfish
04-21-2005, 09:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by AtomicRunt:
LMAO! and I thought you were gonna come clean and tell us you really are a guy. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Have to admit I wouldn't mind trying it for a couple weeks, however as it stands am ill equipped.......

On the otherhand, due to the fact I hunt with a lance dangerous big game, and catch Blue Marlin so far my best 736#.....Maybe I am more butch then most here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif .....

Oh well, it wouldn't be kind of me to gloat so I'll just leave you with some soothing words of comfort...

I realize my insignificant place as a woman amongst you men.. (http://nawtythings.com/fwavs/getonyour.wav) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif.....and quit hijacking my thread, this is my faked guilt trip not yours, go find your own personal demon to suffer from... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

CAPT_COTTON
04-21-2005, 09:48 AM
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Now that you are reveling all http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/354.gif

Who is BoB? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

ElAurens
04-21-2005, 10:58 AM
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SlickStick
04-21-2005, 11:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LEBillfish:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif.....and quit hijacking my thread, this is my faked guilt trip not yours, go find your own personal demon to suffer from... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Generally, the good fisherman does not reveal the punchline in the first post. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

ZG77_Nagual
04-21-2005, 11:19 AM
Are you a Freediver Le Billfish?
Your hydrodynamics are intriguing.

Wait till you get a load of the 8th cd...

TROOPER117
04-22-2005, 08:09 AM
Billfish!! you had me hook line and sinker you git!!
I sat there with jaw open and eyes popping, not able to believe what I was looking at http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
So, so very well done, wished I'd bloody thought of it!
salute...Dave S http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Vigilanty
04-22-2005, 05:33 PM
But Billfish - didn't you get the fourth CD too? The one with the flyable Typhoon and MiG-15? That one's my favorite. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Duncan_Doenitz
04-22-2005, 09:18 PM
Once you start trolling, it's tough to quit, eh BF? If you're not getting enough action, try jiggling the bait.

By the way, are you still chasing the "freshwater marlin"?

AK Duncan Doenitz

Jumoschwanz
04-23-2005, 09:43 AM
Mommy why is that man riding the fish wearing such funny clothes?

Treetop64
04-23-2005, 11:19 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SlickStick:
...I asked her quizically, "How do you hold your liquor?"

She quickly replied, "By the ears."

Ba-doomp-boomp http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It took me a minute to catch that one...

SlickStick
04-24-2005, 12:09 PM
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