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HayateAce
02-01-2006, 08:28 PM
and I promise you'll be easy to replace.

http://www.mindspring.com/~waponi/jpg/waturi01.jpg

madsarmy
02-02-2006, 01:32 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/tommybomb/Walkingoffatthestart.jpg

msalama
02-02-2006, 03:09 AM
Leave because of a bunch of pre-patch-whining idiots? Gimme a break http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif I'll rather get all verbally abusive over their sorry a**es http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

PS. Mods: not really, on account of being a mannersly gentleman as ye know http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

danjama
02-02-2006, 03:12 AM
how can i leave if i never arrived

msalama
02-02-2006, 03:15 AM
how can i leave if i never arrived

How come you never arrived since you're here now?

SeaFireLIV
02-02-2006, 05:00 AM
Yep, appealing to the forum for sympathy is a mistake. They`ll always be a cold person somewhere...

Pirschjaeger
02-02-2006, 06:05 AM
I nominate Hayate for the welcoming commity,.....in the toilets.http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

ASM 1
02-02-2006, 06:06 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif Seafire never a truer word spoken.

Unfortunately there will always be an eejit ready to open their big mouth. I left quietly and have been away for the last 8-9 months....

However I am back now so watch out http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif


BTW the point of this thread is ? yeah lets bash the leavers .... no wonder they want to go.....

/sarcasm

glad to see things havent changed in my absence lol

blairgowrie
02-02-2006, 06:13 AM
Welcome back Andrew. I wondered where you had gone m8. How are you keeping?

JG5_UnKle
02-02-2006, 06:14 AM
I was hoping HayateAce was off for a minute

but who would we have to laugh <STRIKE>about</STRIKE> with then?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Capt.LoneRanger
02-02-2006, 06:30 AM
Indeed. Most people react like this, whatever you say.

http://hpbimg.redliongigs.co.uk/2005_0319Image0026.jpg

Pirschjaeger
02-02-2006, 06:37 AM
Capt has a pic of Hayate! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

ASM 1
02-02-2006, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by blairgowrie:
Welcome back Andrew. I wondered where you had gone m8. How are you keeping?


I'm not too bad mate thanks, keeping going I guess - looking for a job, but at least I am in my own flat now = LOTS of PC / FB time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

@ LoneRanger OMFG dude I saw the pink hair and facial expression first, followed by his "gesture".....

Then I read your text and looked at the pic in context http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

and am still p1ssing myself laughing.

Now I realised what I missed being away http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Capt.LoneRanger
02-02-2006, 06:57 AM
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danjama
02-02-2006, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by msalama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">how can i leave if i never arrived

How come you never arrived since you're here now? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

im not here

msalama
02-02-2006, 12:24 PM
im not here

Ah-ha, my medication must be off again then... Bloody doctors http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

RedDeth
02-02-2006, 12:46 PM
im leaving....


my seat and going to the bathroom.

where this topic belongs

MLudner
02-02-2006, 02:44 PM
Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
I nominate Hayate for the welcoming commity,.....in the toilets.http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

What? To be the guy standing behind you massaging your shoulders while you wee?

MLudner
02-02-2006, 02:45 PM
Originally posted by danjama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by msalama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">how can i leave if i never arrived

How come you never arrived since you're here now? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

im not here </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

A figment of his own imagination. The very coinage of his brain.

ploughman
02-02-2006, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by MLudner:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by msalama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">how can i leave if i never arrived

How come you never arrived since you're here now? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

im not here </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

A figment of his own imagination. The very coinage of his brain. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

AAAAAAAAAaaaargghhh. My mind's on fire!!!!

MLudner
02-02-2006, 02:55 PM
Have your deathguins fetch you some ice from the antarctic.

ploughman
02-02-2006, 02:57 PM
As an emergency response I find despatching fanged-water fowl to the antepodes somewhat lacking. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

MLudner
02-02-2006, 03:12 PM
There may some ice in Canada by now, if that is closer...

ploughman
02-02-2006, 03:15 PM
Not for a Penguin.

MLudner
02-02-2006, 03:30 PM
But, these are hell's penguins; they could take an interplanar short cut through the infernal region - which, as we all know, greatly shortens the travel time - .... but only on the way to Canada, because rumor says it is very hot in hell and the ice might melt before the doomguins can get through.

MLudner
02-02-2006, 03:31 PM
on the way back, that is.

ploughman
02-02-2006, 03:37 PM
It would require Hell to freeze over for that route to be of any use for my pelagic terrors, something I await.

MLudner
02-02-2006, 03:39 PM
They could use rocket ships and thence become star fangled hell's penguins.

ploughman
02-02-2006, 04:05 PM
My launch site favours a more equitorial orbit, bummer really, I should have invested in psyhcoHornbills.

MLudner
02-02-2006, 04:12 PM
Wormholes! That's it! Wormholes! That's the ticket!

Have them join SG-1 so they can go to the ice planet of Hoth!

ploughman
02-02-2006, 04:15 PM
Wormholes? Where's Richard Feinman when you need him?

MLudner
02-02-2006, 04:31 PM
Also a figment of Danjama's imagination.

Tazzers1968
02-02-2006, 04:38 PM
You don't need Richard wotsit. Just invade a far off planet that has already discovered wormhole technology. See. Easy.

ploughman
02-02-2006, 04:39 PM
But I thought Danjama didn't have an imagination. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

MLudner
02-02-2006, 05:04 PM
Then, he cannot exist .... being a figment of his own imagination.

Quite an existential quandary.

And here we learn that Tazzers is a member of the Trust. I knew there must be something wrong with someone with an elctrocuted orangutan under his name.

danjama
02-02-2006, 05:20 PM
What has happened now?

MLudner
02-02-2006, 08:20 PM
We have decided you do not exist because you are a figment of your own imagination and Ploughman has asserted you don't have an imagination, which proves quite conclusively and very reasonably that you could not possibly exist.

Therefore, you are a theory.

jds1978
02-02-2006, 09:22 PM
take that, Danjama!

Pirschjaeger
02-02-2006, 09:39 PM
Originally posted by MLudner:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
I nominate Hayate for the welcoming commity,.....in the toilets.http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

What? To be the guy standing behind you massaging your shoulders while you wee? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He has warm hands and a tough rib cage. I´ve drank about 5 liters of good beer tonight.

Don´t mind my spelling, I know I don´t. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Pirschjaeger
02-02-2006, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by MLudner:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by msalama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">how can i leave if i never arrived

How come you never arrived since you're here now? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

im not here </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

A figment of his own imagination. The very coinage of his brain. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

MLudner, my beer beats your tea. I would have said "fragment" rather than "figment".

Beer is funnier than tea. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Pirschjaeger
02-02-2006, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
Not for a Penguin.

Penguins travel, you know!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/FritzFranzen/cymbals.jpg

Pirschjaeger
02-02-2006, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
But I thought Danjama didn't have an imagination. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Danjama is imagination. There is no proof he actually exsists. Unless of course you have been spanked by him. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Pirschjaeger
02-02-2006, 09:47 PM
Originally posted by MLudner:
We have decided you do not exist because you are a figment of your own imagination and Ploughman has asserted you don't have an imagination, which proves quite conclusively and very reasonably that you could not possibly exist.

Therefore, you are a theory.

Don´t know why but http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif

MLudner
02-03-2006, 03:13 PM
I don't think Danjama appreciates my sense of humor. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

ploughman
02-03-2006, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ploughman:
Not for a Penguin.

Penguins travel, you know!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a198/FritzFranzen/cymbals.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Those Penguins have handbags and percussion instruments, of course they travel.

Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-03-2006, 03:28 PM
Without imagination there is no art. No architecture. No invention.

ploughman
02-03-2006, 03:35 PM
...no Danjama...

---(not that I mean it, I'm sure Danjama has lots of imagination)---

Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-03-2006, 03:48 PM
No carnivorous penguins or scary buses....

danjama
02-03-2006, 04:07 PM
I wish i didnt ask, i wish people would stop changing my life when im not looking http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

danjama
02-03-2006, 04:09 PM
Originally posted by MLudner:
I don't think Danjama appreciates my sense of humor. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

You can always imagine that i do! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

But of course how can i when i dont even exist?

MLudner
02-03-2006, 04:37 PM
Hey, I'm not the one that proved you were a rumor of an Englishman.

Life changing events can be fun....especially if they happen when you're not looking ...... happens to me all the time.

ploughman
02-03-2006, 04:41 PM
That would be 'rumour' of an Englishman you heathen. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

jds1978
02-03-2006, 04:57 PM
LowFlyer: What have you done to the "London's Calling" LP cover?....what does that read? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-03-2006, 05:03 PM
That's "<span class="ev_code_PINK">DORSET</span> <span class="ev_code_GREEN">CALLING</span>." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

MLudner
02-03-2006, 05:04 PM
That's the rumor.

Rumour is the English-English spelling.

Rumor is the American English spelling.

I checked my American Heritage Dictionary.

Siwarrior
02-03-2006, 06:33 PM
Originally posted by danjama:
how can i leave if i never arrived

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif



my bestest nightmare came true http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

wayno7777
02-03-2006, 08:37 PM
Huh? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

danjama
02-03-2006, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Siwarrior:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
how can i leave if i never arrived

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif



my bestest nightmare came true http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You wish http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

danjama
02-03-2006, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by MLudner:
That's the rumor.

Rumour is the English-English spelling.

Rumor is the American English spelling.

I checked my American Heritage Dictionary.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif