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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 02:05 PM
Hello,

Damn, what is that so funny they found in the engine compartment. Any ideas? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif



http://www.airforce.ru/history/ww2/photoalbum/30gviap/30gviap_kudinov_kruchkov_2.jpg



Btw, it's Russian ground crew of 30GvIAP


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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 02:05 PM
Hello,

Damn, what is that so funny they found in the engine compartment. Any ideas? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif



http://www.airforce.ru/history/ww2/photoalbum/30gviap/30gviap_kudinov_kruchkov_2.jpg



Btw, it's Russian ground crew of 30GvIAP


Cheers,
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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 02:12 PM
The 25% fill-up option.

XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 03:00 PM
Guy on the left- "I had no idea that working for Oleg would be this tough"

Guy on the right- "I know what you mean that's why I'm filling out this application.. I hear M$ Combat Flight Simulator 3 is hiring"

$.


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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 03:12 PM
IndiaOscar_38 wrote:
- Hello,
-
- Damn, what is that so funny they found in the engine
- compartment. Any ideas? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


The engine.

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 03:23 PM
pilot #1 "... so when I loosen this bolt it starts to go "pocketti, pocketti. pocketti" and I return to base with 'engine problems'... I've survived half the war this way-"
guy #2 "That's a great trick, much better than mine - loosening the rudder... Hahahahahaha"

XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 03:29 PM
More than likely they are laughing at having to pose for the picture in the first place. Probably aren't even mechanics!

XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 03:31 PM
News Flash:

Trying to prove Oleg has over modeled Allied aircraft two LuftWhiner's were caught tampering with a P-39. They stopped laughing soon after they were arrested by OMP's ( Olegs Military Police.

$.


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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 03:38 PM
Man#1: Look, Oleg gave us this puny little crate to fight with and it is uber!
Man#2: wait till the luftwhiners find out about this.

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 03:44 PM
Guy on the right: "I wonder what will happen if i turn this knob rightch ere"
Guy on the left: "Can you get me a beer?"


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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 03:45 PM
For the fans:
Some P-39 pictures I took at "Bluebonnets and Warbirds" airshow, Burnet Texas, April 2003.

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 04:34 PM
"Is the engine supposed to be back here?"

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 05:03 PM
bob our russian women love to fly this bird until the tanks empty, Do you think it has anything to do witht he extreme seat vibrations from the engine jim?

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 05:21 PM
Pilot1- Just a little more...almost there...Oh crud...

Pilot2- That wasnt good...vodka?

Pilot1- You read my mind.

-Don't feel bad for the pilot you just shot down because your next.

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 05:47 PM
StG77_Fritz_X wrote:
- For the fans:
- Some P-39 pictures I took at "Bluebonnets and
- Warbirds" airshow, Burnet Texas, April 2003.

Great pictures, thanks.

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 05:57 PM
Nothing in the engine is funny. He's actully grabbing the guys butt.

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 06:02 PM
I think buzzu just came out of the closet all, we all kind of knew

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 06:04 PM
Sorry Spitter. You'll have to find someone else. I still like women../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 06:09 PM
the helmet-like thingy you can see sticking out of the cockpit in fritz_Xs first picture is acutally a passed out pilot. fuel fumes maybe?

XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 07:20 PM
Oh great them Damn Funny Yanks sent us a english verion Manual!

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 07:30 PM
Want to scare Boris (the pilot)...watch this

XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 08:40 PM
We need to get him a woman, this is getting out of hands /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 10:11 PM
Guy on the left :

This is where I keep my lunchbox, keeps the coffee warm and ready after winter missions.

Guy on the right :

Good thinking, hahaha.

Reiska

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 10:47 PM
I think they are trying to figure-out why the engine sounds so different in FB opposed to IL2.

XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 10:51 PM
Do you often come here?

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XyZspineZyX
06-22-2003, 11:23 PM
"So if you hook up slider right here, you will soon be ace!"

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michapma
06-23-2003, 09:12 AM
lazio5 got it right.


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Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 11:36 AM
Guy on left: Hey, Beavis, these P39s like, really suck man.

Guy on right: Huh, huh, yeah. I mean, which idiot put the engine behind the pilot?


Spectrum is Green!

Cpt.LoneRanger
06-23-2003, 12:30 PM
"An engine in the Cockpit?" - "Maybe it's an autopilot?"

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 07:29 PM
American components...Russian components!!! ALL MADE IN TAIWAN!!!

-Don't feel bad for the pilot you just shot down because your next.

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 07:36 PM
Hehehe, silly Americans. Who puts a Type-R sticker on an airplane??

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 07:53 PM
Ivan: This is the second plane this engine has been in, we savlaged it from a crash site last tuesday.

Leonid: realy!!! it looks brand new.

Ivan: thats because the pilot broke the engines fall as they augered in.

Both: HAAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAH

XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 08:28 PM
Mechanic 1:"so i was checking through the flight line up list this morning, and guess who was flying this plane.
Mech2: who?
Mech1: That kid who was always stealing my bread back in gradeschool, see how funny he think it is when i take...well...Im just going to take all the guns, screw this engine crap, it's to complicated, lets get Vodka"
Mech2: YEAH!


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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 08:58 PM
"Da tovarich, breathing the exhaust fumes does get you high and it is cheaper than vodka."

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