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Peter-E.-Cremer
05-08-2006, 07:25 AM
Hi all here are some fun videos that I found:
some crazy driving in india (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/116783/crazy_driving_in_india/)
crazy driving stunts (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/105898/crazy_saudi_driving/)
be carefull next time you are refueling your car (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/105575/bad_surprise_while_refueling/)
dreaming in become a super cop (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/7131/super_cop/)
people almost get hit by a http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/34669/meteor/)bad luck (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/27660/bad_luck/)
I have two more videos but they may be consider unsuitable http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif for this foruns so in sorry but will not put them here you guys have to find them on the site (http://www.metacafe.com/) under the name hot sand and cameron_diaz_and_christina_applegate just do the video Search great site btw http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Celeon999
05-08-2006, 08:09 AM
The crazy driving in india and the super cop is great http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And i always have a close look on old trucks in my near now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif OUCH!


Celeon comes up with the famous "German Coast Guard" vid he has from Kaleun1961.

Its absolutely cool http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I like how he blows several times in the microphone while thinking what to say http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

The european union hymn in the end fits great to this http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


German Coast Guard (http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=99803)

Kaleun1961
05-08-2006, 10:04 AM
Wow! Now I understand why Indians get killed so often in Canadian traffic. They actually expect US to stop when they pull in front of us. Simply amazing; now I understand why we so often read of high death tolls over there from bus accidents and the like.

general_kalle
05-09-2006, 06:30 AM
look at this remember to be careful
not only when u refoul but also when u switch tires click click click (http://www.3x3m.com/files/goodyear/?id=2&s=1)

Celeon999
05-09-2006, 06:52 AM
Ah this reminds me of this cool BMW clip. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


This is also something for der Silent´O http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Use this link , wait a moment and click on TV-Spot Runner near the bottom of the page.

Runonflat BMW (http://www.bmw.com/de/de/index_highend_popup.html?prm_popup=../../de/de/insights/technology/innovation_lounge/_highend/xml/popup.xml&prm_content=../../de/de/insights/technology/innovation_lounge/experience/phase_3/_highend/xml/experience.xml&prm_version=high&prm_asaction=theme6)

Celeon999
05-09-2006, 02:09 PM
Does the "O´s" 3 series BMW have these ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

VikingGrandad
05-11-2006, 04:57 AM
Here's a good one a friend just sent to me, which I think some of you will find amusing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif :

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/VikingG/th_berlitz_junior_40Mpeg2.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/VikingG/?action=view&current=berlitz_junior_40Mpeg2.flv)

Celeon999
05-11-2006, 05:35 AM
Originally posted by VikingGrandad:
Here's a good one a friend just sent to me, which I think some of you will find amusing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif :

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/VikingG/th_berlitz_junior_40Mpeg2.jpg (http://s27.photobucket.com/albums/c188/VikingG/?action=view&current=berlitz_junior_40Mpeg2.flv)

Look at my first post in this thread http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

VikingGrandad
05-11-2006, 05:43 AM
Originally posted by Celeon999:
Look at my first post in this thread http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif Sorry Celeon... That will teach me to read all posts in a thread before replying!

Celeon999
05-11-2006, 06:43 AM
That happens. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


What about this vid here

Kung-Fu cow (http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=101008)

The_Silent_O
05-11-2006, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Celeon999:
Does the "O´s" 3 series BMW have these ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

All the E90 chassis come with run flat tires installed, so yes I do have them. I have more trunk room now, and I don't have to pull over when (if) the tire blows out... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

When the tire loses air...my 1WO yells "Alllarrm" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif...no, really, a little light comes on in my dash to warn me that the tire has lost air.

tires are warrantied...so I can drive to any BMW dealership and they will replace the tire!

That's what you pay for in a BMW...

Celeon999
05-11-2006, 02:58 PM
Celeon saw an 3´ BMW with an Head-Up display lately.

Its part of the navigation system. You havent got this little lcd monitor anymore but get the information projected directly on your windshield.

But the onboard computer displays you also other real time informations if you want.

Air pressure in the tires, speed, temperature of the tires or the engine, fuel usage and so on. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

TOYS ! says Celeon http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif It gives you this special jet-fighter feeling http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And its an expensive toy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Only for people that have too much money and dont know what to do with it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

VikingGrandad
05-11-2006, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by Celeon999:
That happens. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


What about this vid here

Kung-Fu cow (http://www.yourfilelink.com/get.php?fid=101008)

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif I love that clip. It's from a spoof martial arts film, but I can't remember the name of it now. There is a hilarious ***-kicking kung-fu baby at the beginning http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

The_Silent_O
05-12-2006, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Celeon999:
Celeon saw an 3´ BMW with an Head-Up display lately.

Its part of the navigation system. You havent got this little lcd monitor anymore but get the information projected directly on your windshield.

But the onboard computer displays you also other real time informations if you want.

Air pressure in the tires, speed, temperature of the tires or the engine, fuel usage and so on. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

TOYS ! says Celeon http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif It gives you this special jet-fighter feeling http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And its an expensive toy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif Only for people that have too much money and dont know what to do with it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

I certainly did not get that with my auto...I did not even get the iDrive system (mapping system)...that was an additional $2000.

but I did get:
- Winter package (fold down rear seats, heated front seats http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif)
- Sports package (cool steering wheel http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif, multi-adjustable sport seats and 17 inch wheelsets)
- Premium package (I pay to have BMW track me around http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif and all leather interior,...err, sorry cow http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif)

So far I'm happy and felt I'm getting all I'm paying for. Of course what you are really paying for you can't see...under the hood and the suspension system IS AWESOME (The Silent O especially likes when he can take 90 degree turns at 45 Miles per hour).

...now if I can get that BMW Blimp to stop following me all day...????? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Celeon999
05-12-2006, 09:55 AM
...now if I can get that BMW Blimp to stop following me all day...?????



I know that blimb. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif


http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/5875/1368033155bbcf8d1907au.jpg

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif There must be a tracking device somewhere in you car. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Its the BMW service crew ready to land in your near when you get trouble with your car. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Imagine a bunch of guys looking like this jumping out of the blimb.


http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4729/goasslschnalzerintracht8zw.jpg


"Grüzi Herr Silent_O ! Vee are here tu fix yor auto. Vant a beer vhile vaiting ?" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif







Celeon would prefer some entertainment by the BMW public relations Fr¤uleins http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2667/paulaner03050927062fz.jpg
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/1386/paulaner03051001046nh.jpg
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7461/paulaner04050930050bc.jpg


Anohzer Beer Herr Silent_O ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif


http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/9071/paulaner03051001017ok.jpg

The_Silent_O
05-12-2006, 11:53 AM
Beer toting tottie post!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

I fell in love with many beer toting Frauleins at Ocktoberfest. Many (as shown) were downright gorgeous and cute and they all had strong ARMS...

...Nach Ein Mass, bitte! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

But I'm suspicious now, since all the women that run the maintenance scheduling desk at my dealership are qualified fraulein totties, also! (it's a BMW conspiracy...) It's like a James Bond Movie from the 60s where all the 'bad' girls were qualified totties... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Celeon999
05-12-2006, 01:24 PM
Its an simple formula http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


While the nice fr¤ulein explains to Silent_O what huge amount of extras are avaible for his new BMW she gives him this view :

http://img273.imageshack.us/img273/5514/aktuelldekollete020rg.jpg


Thats why Silent_O has an winter and sports package now http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


Its hypnotic http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif

Only nodding and saying : Yes Fr¤ulein i want these two ehhhm........ packages. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif


That also explains why a top agent like James Bond has so many scars although he is so well trained in self-defence. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Girls were ,are and will be his weak spot. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif