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Stickmonkey1
09-30-2004, 03:49 PM
Me:

1. At least one Derek Robinson novel

2. "Daddies" sauce on his/her bacon roll

3. Thick skin

4. A wide open space to run around in and get some air

You?

Stickmonkey1
09-30-2004, 03:49 PM
Me:

1. At least one Derek Robinson novel

2. "Daddies" sauce on his/her bacon roll

3. Thick skin

4. A wide open space to run around in and get some air

You?

Beirut
09-30-2004, 04:04 PM
1. Beer.

2. Pizza with much meat and hot peppers.

3. A woman who can stand being ignored at times.

4. More cash for upgrades.

F19_Orheim
09-30-2004, 04:14 PM
1. window polishing

2. headphones

3, Some soap like "the bachelor" or similar **** on the set for the lady to watch

4. a grin on my face

gates123
09-30-2004, 04:22 PM
1. A woman who doesnt care about how much you fly

2. Track IR 3

3. Good teamwork online

4. A woman who doesnt care about how much you fly

5. Track IR 2

JG54_Arnie
09-30-2004, 04:35 PM
1. beer

2. the balls to pull the trigger! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

3. lots of money, unfortunatly not free.

4. a nice setup with a freezer and oven to be reached from the flying seat, freezer filled with piza's. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Maple_Tiger
09-30-2004, 04:48 PM
You guys have gone insain.

However, a freezer,with in arms reach, would be very handy.

Chuck_Older
09-30-2004, 04:51 PM
What the heck is Daddy's sauce and what's a bacon roll? What's window polishing?


These sound an awful lot like euphemisms for http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

F19_Orheim
09-30-2004, 04:54 PM
For a twisted mind Everything can sound like euphemisms for http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

...even "Your wee bit Hill and Glen" (your sig)

Chuck_Older
09-30-2004, 04:56 PM
I can't help it. I'm thinking about a girl constantly at the moment

MEGILE
09-30-2004, 05:01 PM
http://www.thebritishshoppe.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Daddies%20sauce%20large.jpg

"The strong Brown Sauce".. as if it wasn't strong enough.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Chuck about the Girl thing.. do you want to talk about it, come and sit down on my couch.. so do you hate your father? Love your mother? Have a fetish for feet? Have hairy palms? Shave your back? put on make up at night and refer to yourself as Mary?

i think you are either in love, or a stalker who should be arrested

Chuck_Older
09-30-2004, 05:10 PM
Sounds like you're trying to seduce me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Lateralus_14
09-30-2004, 05:18 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Megile:

"The strong Brown Sauce".. as if it wasn't strong enough.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

But... what the hell is it? 'Brown sauce' isn't very specific. Lots of sauces are brown. Barbecue sauce and teriyaki sauce are both brown, but they're used for very different things.

Chuck_Older
09-30-2004, 05:20 PM
Bourbon's brown. Don't forget Bourbon

Beirut
09-30-2004, 05:40 PM
We NEVER foget the bourbon. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/big_12yo.gif

Red_Russian13
09-30-2004, 05:46 PM
Yes, bourbon IS brown indeed...

I only need my computer to work, and occasional sustanance. Other than that, not much.

Stickmonkey1
09-30-2004, 05:56 PM
Brown sauce is all things to all men if you come from Scotland and like eating at the chippie.

Scratch that, it's all things if you come from the EAST of Scotland and like the chippie.

http://www.amonamarth.com/members/laphroaig.jpg

This beats yer bourbon (although I must say I am partial to Jack D) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Sm

MEGILE
09-30-2004, 06:02 PM
Chuck, dont get your hopes up http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Indeed there seems to be an infinite amount of "brown sauces" however there is only 1 by the name of "brown sauce".

It's kinda tangy, it goes well with stew,and some people use it on their chips, whereas I personaly prefer ketchup... you gotta taste it to know.

And tommorow we shall learn about Salad cream, which no one outside of Great Britain seems to grasp the idea of, and they think the very idea of it sounds revolting. but its good stuff, i like it on ham sandwhiches, and I have it with Tuna instead of Mayonnaise...

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Lunix
09-30-2004, 06:04 PM
- No life
- No job
- No woman
- Disposable Income
- One of those little desktop coolers

Pst Aces drink Talisker.

Chuck_Older
09-30-2004, 06:04 PM
Laphroaig and Talisker are both a fine Scotch.

I prefer the Balvenie doublewood, Glenmorangie, or Royal Brackla myself.

p1ngu666
09-30-2004, 06:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lunix:
- No life
- No job
- No woman
- Disposable Income
- One of those little desktop coolers

Pst Aces drink Talisker. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif i have all those things, apart from i kinda have a girl (newly accuired) and the dss havent paid me my jobshy allowence for a month/6weeks. hopefully get the money soon http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

brown sauce is similer in roll to ketchup, but not similer in taste, strong tangy, u gotta buy it i cant describe it :P.

salad cream is like majo, but with a acidy bite.

Beirut
09-30-2004, 06:19 PM
Holy Scoth Whisky Batman!

Isn't that Lamp Frog scoth about $300 a bottle?

Must be tasty.

But it don't beat this...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/horsesass/1605.jpg

Booker's Best - Bourbon whisky. 120+ prrof straight keg bourbon. Nothing added to pervert the deliciously perverted nature of the spirit.

All else is soda pop.

Chuck_Older
09-30-2004, 06:28 PM
All depends on what Laphroaig you get. That Scotch pictured is a 10 year, it seems.

Less than a mile from me I can get a glass of the Macallan that is 300 dollars a glass. It's a 1946 Macallan. I have had a 60 dollar glass of the same, but a 26 year old special reserve, and it was something else, I'll tell you.

Booker's is a treat, but you can't compare Bourbon and Scotch

Snuffly
09-30-2004, 06:40 PM
1. Burrito
2. Dr. Pepper
3. Joystick

Beirut
09-30-2004, 06:44 PM
It's true, you can't compare them.

It's like comparing driving in your father's Bentley with your sister vs. driving a '68 Barracuda with your boss's daughter while he's out of town.

I'll take the '68. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Bearcat99
09-30-2004, 07:08 PM
1.A good joystick setup
2.Agood computer setup
3.A good beer
4.A good woman who doesnt mind your flying
5.A clone to send to do all the dirty work while you sit at home and fly all day.

icrash
09-30-2004, 07:39 PM
I remember the days (vaguely) when Wild Turkey was 180 proof and wasn't an arm and a leg to get at that strength.
1 friends that come back no matter how many times ya shoot them down
2 friends how constantly thank you for being a good target and for coming back for more
3 people who make great skins until YOU fly them into combat and get shot up http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif sorry guys

Nanuk66
09-30-2004, 08:52 PM
1. A small packet of Blue/Green Rizla.
2. A pack of 20 cigs
3. 2g+ of skunk
4. Several cans of ******ss
5. Jaffa Cakes
6. Twiglets
7. A lighter
8. No work the next day
9. A sense of humour

In no particular order.

Slick750
09-30-2004, 10:45 PM
A good time

kit_lg2002
10-01-2004, 01:08 AM
1) Comfortable chair (i dont have http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif)
2) A lot of money for upgrades
3) Time
4) Tir3
5) Good internet connection (i dont have)
6)........ there are to much tings.........

JG52_Helgstrand
10-01-2004, 03:00 AM
All you need to know about Daddies/Brown sauce...lol

http://www.ciao.co.uk/HP_Original_Sauce__Review_5280042

scottmal1
10-01-2004, 03:30 AM
As well as 'daddies' theres obviously 'hp' as well as supermarkets own brands, i love 'safeways spicy brown' and i hope 'morrisons' don't ruin it!! also i like extra spicy, fruity and don't forget good old lea & perrins 'worcester sauce' available in original 'watery' thickness or the newer 'thicker'(like brown sauce!!)

ASM 1
10-01-2004, 05:32 AM
1) Good enough Rig to show it in all its glory http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif although having ran 3D '05 on it, looks pretty puny http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
1.5) - A copy of AEP... I know its stating the obvious but many still dont http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif
2) FB/AEP actually installed on said rig (to be rectified as soon as I have posted this)
3) Decent Joystick/Headphones
4) Comfy Chair
5) Money For upgrades to achieve no 1) be it "Jobshy allowance" as P1ngu puts it (nice one! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gifor some other means of income...
6) Broadband internet to download Patches for FB.... especially when they weigh in at 102MB a time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
7) Access to these forums for when it all goes @rse up http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
8) UBERDEMON's UQMG (shameless plug but hey its that good)
9) IL2 MAT manager....

I could go on..... but I think I've said enough.

Mussst Installll game... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

carguy_
10-01-2004, 06:00 AM
1.Lotsa money.
2.Tolerant wife.
3.Longer evenings.
4.Real life flight experience.
5.An open mind.

dieg777
10-01-2004, 06:24 AM
Stickmonkey- do you take ginger with your chips or juice?

Me all I need is a few hours flying now and again-you know you need it to stay sane http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

NorrisMcWhirter
10-01-2004, 07:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Megile:
http://www.thebritishshoppe.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Daddies%20sauce%20large.jpg

"The strong Brown Sauce".. as if it wasn't strong enough.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Chuck about the Girl thing.. do you want to talk about it, come and sit down on my couch.. so do you hate your father? Love your mother? Have a fetish for feet? Have hairy palms? Shave your back? put on make up at night and refer to yourself as Mary?

i think you are either in love, or a stalker who should be arrested <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hi,

I consider myself to be a brown sauce connoisseur (I love brown sauce sarnies, especially after a night on the pop) but prefer HP; I think it's a little spicier and harder on the palate.

What I think I am suggesting is that I don't think Daddies modelled brown sauce correctly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Cheers,
Norris

AFJ_Locust
10-01-2004, 08:06 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stickmonkey1:
Me:
4. A wide open space to run around in and get some air

You? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

A. Ch Products Stick & Rudder

A. Clean 21 Monitor with 120 Refresh Rate

B. Acurate AIM.

C. Ice_Water in your vains.

D. Voice Coms.

56th BMAC
10-01-2004, 08:49 AM
Here's a few that are absolutely essential for me; there's more, but these I have to have:

1. Fresh can of Copenhagen (no, not the city)
2. Supply of Diet Coke or coffee (depends on the time of day)
3. Wife and two year old twins to either be asleep or out of the house
4. Rig updated with all necessary latest drivers, software patched, stick working, internet connection screaming
5. Squaddy for wingman (essential for Jug driver) I don't often have this and pay dearly for it
6. Headset and comms
7. Time (see number 3 above)

Zooly235
10-01-2004, 10:31 AM
a woman with a mute switch would be nice http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

lottery win (5 million would do)

a swedish au pair http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Stickmonkey1
10-01-2004, 10:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck_Older:

It's not three hundred a BOTTLE.

It's three hundred a _glass_. This is at a bar, by the way, not some little Herbert's house http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

I don't drink Scotch there anymore. I used to. But the last time, they were out of Balblair AND Royal Brackla...just like six months ago...and when my buddies ordered their Oban, Cardhu, and Macallan, it was in a sherry glass- about 50 ml worth! Like it was a shot!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif I was incensed. I sent a letter to the owner, because I think the bartender was 'tipping the till'- pouring half drinks and pocketing the difference.

See, I think you're IN Scotland. The water of life is a wee bit more pricey here, an beggars canna be chosey. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif For 42 bucks US, I get a nice Balvenie 12 doublewood and that doesn't get to age much at my place. I think some folks don't realise that once the barrel is broached, it doesn't get older...so that 1946 Macallan can go for 300 bucks a teensy glass. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

$42 isn't too bad for a bottle like that. Personally I don't really have the time or inclination at home to nurse a bottle over a few days/a week. Generally I get them for special occasions and do the whole lot (not by myself obviously) or the odd measure in the mess.

300 a glass is staggering... I like a wee dram, but that's ridiculous!

Sm

F16_Neo
10-01-2004, 12:34 PM
5 things apart from the obvious stick, TIR and such:

1: If weekend = True then Laphroaig; else Coffee BATS (Black As The Soul).

2: A GF like mine http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

3: Squadmates on comms.

4: Hand-knit cat made by granny on monitor... cat is on monitor, not granny http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif (for luck -I need it).

5: Small hand-exercise ball made of some fancy gel material -helps to relieve tension after a hard nights dogfighting.

johnbn
10-01-2004, 01:31 PM
Sorry for stating the bleeding obvious but here goes.

1. A compootur
2. A monitur
3. A joystick
4. A copy of IL2FB
5. A slinky wee negligee
6. A comfortable suspender belt.
7. Black fishnet stockings.
8. Black patent leather stillettos
9. A pint of porter.
10. A leather flying helmet (executioners mask)

Beirut
10-01-2004, 01:42 PM
Uhhh, and maybe a woman to wear all those slinky things perhaps.

But if it's for you, cool, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Atomic_Marten
10-01-2004, 04:08 PM
Nerves. A lot.

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-01-2004, 04:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck_Older:
All depends on what Laphroaig you get. That Scotch pictured is a 10 year, it seems.

Less than a mile from me I can get a glass of the Macallan that is 300 dollars a _glass._ It's a 1946 Macallan. I have had a 60 dollar glass of the same, but a 26 year old special reserve, and it was something else, I'll tell you.

Booker's is a treat, but you can't compare Bourbon and Scotch <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I cant contain my self on this one so here goes I have never had a bottle of whisky that has lasted more than a week or has been worth more than 30 and I have **** near had em all.

For gods sake whisky is for drinking and I detest the idea of some ***** hiding a bottle in some bloody vault some where and visiting it every bloody hogmanae so he can light a little candel at its altar and rub his hands togeather and say "yes my precious another year another hundred bucks."

Drink the bloody stuff and be done with it.

300 dollar bottle's of whisky are for the kinda folk that would get outta the shower for a piss.

Sorry just couldnt hold it in any longer I will take my coat and leave now

bazzaah2
10-01-2004, 05:05 PM
1. friends
2. beer
3. good woman
4. 'nuff cash
5. decent gaff
6. quality work

Woman comes 3 cos I'm getting divorced, else she'd be no. 1.

Vortex_uk
10-01-2004, 05:15 PM
1. Better rig
2. Lifetimes supply of Vanilla Coke to fuel my need for <span class="ev_code_RED">Killing!</span> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif
3. A flyable B-17 or P-36 would be nice.
4. No more <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">'Another Two Weeks'</span> to be breathed upon this forum ever again http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif
5. Better stick http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Chuck_Older
10-01-2004, 08:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck_Older:
All depends on what Laphroaig you get. That Scotch pictured is a 10 year, it seems.

Less than a mile from me I can get a glass of the Macallan that is 300 dollars a _glass._ It's a 1946 Macallan. I have had a 60 dollar glass of the same, but a 26 year old special reserve, and it was something else, I'll tell you.

Booker's is a treat, but you can't compare Bourbon and Scotch <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I cant contain my self on this one so here goes I have never had a bottle of whisky that has lasted more than a week or has been worth more than 30 and I have **** near had em all.

For gods sake whisky is for drinking and I detest the idea of some ***** hiding a bottle in some bloody vault some where and visiting it every bloody hogmanae so he can light a little candel at its altar and rub his hands togeather and say "yes my precious another year another hundred bucks."

Drink the bloody stuff and be done with it.

300 dollar bottle's of whisky are for the kinda folk that would get outta the shower for a piss.

Sorry just couldnt hold it in any longer I will take my coat and leave now <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's not three hundred a BOTTLE.

It's three hundred a glass. This is at a bar, by the way, not some little Herbert's house http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

I don't drink Scotch there anymore. I used to. But the last time, they were out of Balblair AND Royal Brackla...just like six months ago...and when my buddies ordered their Oban, Cardhu, and Macallan, it was in a sherry glass- about 50 ml worth! Like it was a shot!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif I was incensed. I sent a letter to the owner, because I think the bartender was 'tipping the till'- pouring half drinks and pocketing the difference.

See, I think you're IN Scotland. The water of life is a wee bit more pricey here, an beggars canna be chosey. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif For 42 bucks US, I get a nice Balvenie 12 doublewood and that doesn't get to age much at my place. I think some folks don't realise that once the barrel is broached, it doesn't get older...so that 1946 Macallan can go for 300 bucks a teensy glass.

Jumoschwanz
10-01-2004, 09:17 PM
1.cfs1*

2.cfs2*

3.Targetware*

Then he will automatically have

4. Knowledge of how good FB really is.


*Krappy in comparison to FB

Beirut
10-01-2004, 09:32 PM
CFS1 was not crappy! It was a good solid, cusomizable flight sim and a lot of fun.

Also, you can't compare CFS1, which ran on a P-200 Mhz with a 16 meg video card with IL2-FB which can humiliate a 2Ghz with a 128 video card.

CFS1 was a stepping stone for the flight sims we have today. Just like EAW and Janes WWII Fighters.

Jumoschwanz
10-01-2004, 09:56 PM
I didn't say any of the sims were out and out crappy period. Just relative to FB that is all.


When I load up EAW, cfs1&2, and even the original Il2, I know how good we have it with the current patch of FB. S!

Jumoschwanz

Metalarms
10-01-2004, 11:45 PM
1 A real dog to help me in dog fight
2 A personnal gun to shoot so I can balance my bad flying
3 the X-43A in dog fight
4 Everybody else in zeppelin

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
10-02-2004, 01:13 PM
Same BS happens over here. Its all part of the great whisky conspiracy. Another reason I don't buy whisky in bars.

Ok its hand in the air time again http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Sorry to say I am just born of the blood and not of the land, and what some Scots (including my own father) call a mongrel( I am sure the 'true' Scots amongst you have much more choice phrases and frankly I could care less).

They moved south before I was born so I am afraid I can't claim to be a true dyed in the wool Scotsman and I don't. Maybe that is what makes me so dam touchy ? Who knows?

Still for all that, I am bloody well proud of my heritage and am woefully sick of being fleeced over a glass of the golden war juice. The best part of 75 % of a bottle of whisky in this country goes to the bloody tax man and currently that man is a Scot and fecking tea total at that!

As I said its all a fooking conspiracy, for example I was recently on my stag night with my brothers and as things were pretty quiet and we were still upright I decided I would see if I could get a bottle of bell's (cheap **** not worthy of the name whisky but none the less better than a kick in the testicles) The barmaid said quite calmly that she would by all means sell me a bottle but that she would have to charge me by the shot! How much is one standard sized bottle of ****e whisky worth to your average barman in this fair land? Well let me tell you 100 pounds !! That's right !! 100 pounds It dam near floored me on the spot, you can pick up the same sized bottle of **** blended whisky for under 20 in your local supermarket but this pale faced blood sucker makes 100 pounds for a single bottle. Needless to say I bid that establishment fare well and my brothers and I sought alcoholic solace else where that night in the form of some God cursed alchopop vending late licence bar which I might add gave us all a dose of the blue tongue disease and reminded me why I am safer getting pissed at home. But that is another story.

Anyhow suffice to say that this is why I get some what worked up when I hear the 'gargle and spit brigade' trying to do to whisky what they have done to wine and other so called fine beverages. i.e. bump the price up a couple of hundred pounds / bucks for the sake of a bloody number of years and a fancy smell and some rich bastards ego.

Don't get me wrong I have plenty of respect for the skills required to produce a truly fine single malt whisky and I would possibly on a good day consider paying up to 50 pound for a decent single malt whisky but when some bastard tries to charge me a hundred quid for something I can get in tesco's or walmart for fifteen or twenty then I start to smell a rat my friend and 300 dollars for a glass is bull**** in any country. 1946 may be a good old malt but its still got to get pissed out in the morning. A bottle of Glen Moray Talisker Oban Lagavulin or any other will do me fine and I wont have to starve my family for the sake of a drink.

So all that's left for me to say is sorry if I sounded like I was having a go (it was not my intention) but you just pushed one of my many push able buttons. I am truly sorry to hear that they are doing as good a job of screwing the whisky drinkers over there as they are over hear and all I can say is your not alone but please next time some guy tells you a whisky is worth that kind of money tell him to stick it up his arshe. RANT OVER

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