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Worf101
01-10-2007, 07:08 AM
The FarginIceholian Empire has been watching earth intently for a millenia or so. Being a lustful and warlike race they believe in taking what they desire by force of arms and combat. They are a Martial race but not without honor.

They can be reckless in battle, but they are not mere intergalactic berserkers. In studying man they know that if attacked, many would fight to the last even to the point of using weapons that would render the prize, earth, a burned out cinder.

As their intergalactic fleet circles the earth they devise a plan that might gain them their prize without excess blood, sweat and radiation. In the years they've been monitoring us they've watched us in combat, both real and imagined. They have followed "the online wars" that have raged on the ground, sea and sky.

They approached the leaders of the world and challenge us. Earth's destiny will be determined in "virtual combat to the death". The winner gains possession of the earth and all it's riches, the loser, slinks away defeated, in servitude to the other for no less than a 100 generations.

Caught between a rock and hard one, the earth accepts the challenge (with no galatic space patrol, do we have a choice?). You have been selected to fight the FarginIceholian champion in single combat, in the crate of your choice, "Full Real". No respawn, prop and prop or jet and jet, no mix match. In that you're "the chosen one"... which crate do you choose young Jedi?

Just bored and curious at work.

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Klemm.co
01-10-2007, 07:13 AM
Ta-183 with better acceleration than we have now. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

RCAF_Irish_403
01-10-2007, 07:54 AM
P51D....saved teh Earth FTW1111one!!!!<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

Originally posted by marc_hawkins:
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. A 108:0 kill ratio is insignificant next to the power of the Force

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DuxCorvan
01-10-2007, 08:02 AM
An unarmed Betty. Being enslavered by a powerful but fair alien civilization sure is far more rewarding -with better wage and health insurance- than being a public servant for Spanish Andalusian government administration.

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Treetop64
01-10-2007, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by Worf101:
Just bored and curious at work.

Hella bored, apparently. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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R988z
01-10-2007, 09:38 AM
Probably an I-153, the Aliens will get bored and leave to play airquake against mars or something eventually.

Worf101
01-10-2007, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by Treetop64:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Worf101:
Just bored and curious at work.

Hella bored, apparently. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Hey You!!! I resemble that remark!!!

LOL..

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RCAF_Irish_403
01-10-2007, 09:53 AM
i need to change my choice....fate of the world at stake? take a Lerche. nuke 'em from orbit. only way. be sure.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

Originally posted by marc_hawkins:
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. A 108:0 kill ratio is insignificant next to the power of the Force

http://www.fas.org/main/home.jsp

BrotherVoodoo
01-10-2007, 11:31 AM
Can I choose a jetpacks and jousts?<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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p-11.cAce
01-10-2007, 07:47 PM
EMIL - be sure http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

MrMojok
01-10-2007, 08:08 PM
Take a flight of Spitfire IX +25 boost clown planes right up into space, and destroy their entire fleet. The plane with its FM is more than capable of doing it.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Udidtoo
01-10-2007, 08:14 PM
"Just bored and curious at work."

They don't drug test there do they. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Snodrvr
01-11-2007, 12:21 AM
Give me a B-25 with 100% Fuel, Some 500lb bombs and all the ammo she can carry. Not only are the AI gunners deadly, but I'm sure my fuel would outlast theirs.

Then, while they are gliding to find a field to land in, I'm watching from above waiting for just the right moment to drop my bombs.

I guess if Bombers are disallowed, I would have to pick the P-38, That way if worse comes to worse I could still outrun them (probably).

Cajun76
01-11-2007, 01:01 AM
P-47N of course. Effective at a wide range of altitudes, fast as he11 and one tough mother. Them crybabies are goin' down. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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R_Target
01-11-2007, 02:00 AM
I guess my choice would depend on whether we're Saving The World, or Saving Teh World.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Worf101
01-11-2007, 07:19 AM
Originally posted by R_Target:
I guess my choice would depend on whether we're Saving The World, or Saving Teh World.

Tow wrods...

Biet em!

LOL

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Worf101
01-11-2007, 07:20 AM
Originally posted by Udidtoo:
"Just bored and curious at work."

They don't drug test there do they. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Hey, you too...

Read my last post!!!

LOL...

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Rood-Zwart
01-11-2007, 04:21 PM
Il-10. Though, nice guns and some nice hardwood finishings in the cockpit to beat those aliens in style....<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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zbw_109
01-12-2007, 01:49 AM
Can't I just unplug there joystick? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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RCAF_Irish_403
01-12-2007, 04:53 AM
Originally posted by Rood-Zwart:
Il-10. Though, nice guns and some nice hardwood finishings in the cockpit to beat those aliens in style....

now you're talking http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

IL10 is , IMO, almost the star of 46. The real joy comes in flying the Ki27<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

Originally posted by marc_hawkins:
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. A 108:0 kill ratio is insignificant next to the power of the Force

http://www.fas.org/main/home.jsp