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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 12:55 PM
(After playing FB for a very very long time, i got a bit tired, therefore i went to p1ss off a manager at this poker place i been playing some at, just for the fun of it /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif )

"I was bored, i was tired, and i was quarrelsome"

(10:52:51): Please wait... contacting available host.
(10:53:08): Chat session opened with leila_host.
me (10:53:12): Hi
leila_host (10:53:13): Good Morning
leila_host (10:53:18): How may I help you?
me(10:53:40): I have 0.80 dollars on my account, but it seems like i cant do anything with them
me (10:53:48): I cant get into any tables..
leila_host (10:54:09): not with 80 cents, no ...
me (10:54:33): What should i do?
leila_host (10:55:02): if you wish to continue playing, you would have to deposit more funds
me (10:55:16): mmh im broke
leila_host (10:55:38): I am afraid we cannot make payments for such a small amount,
me (10:55:52): cant i play with the rest on my account? Its no point asking for a cheque either
leila_host (10:56:19): you won't be able to sit at a table, and we don't make payments for sucha small amount
me (10:56:56): what will happen with my 0,80 then?
leila_host (10:57:19): it will stay in your account until such time as you make another deposit and can play the funds
leila_host (10:57:32): nothing will happen to it
me (10:58:09): cant you let me in on the "florence" table? I have only 0.20 too little
leila_host (10:58:26): no, the system will not allow you to take a seat
leila_host (10:58:59): I cannot do it manually
me (10:59:08): i guess im getting on your nerves
leila_host (10:59:17): not the same as tournaments I'm afraid
me (10:59:19): bye
leila_host (10:59:25): Not at all
me (10:59:35): ok
leila_host (10:59:41): just that I cannot override the system Sir ... sorry
me (10:59:54): okey smockey
leila_host (11:00:00): ;- )
leila_host (11:00:13): do not feel I am trying to get rid of you, it's not the case
leila_host (11:00:26): we are here to help, when we can that is...
me (11:00:51): okey smockey
me (11:01:24): okey smockey
me (11:02:09): okey smockey
me (11:02:42): i want my 80 cents
me (11:02:48): uuhhuuuhuu
leila_host (11:03:27): I'm afraid there is no way of giving you this, as it such a small amount of money
leila_host (11:03:51): we do not process payments for less than 10
me (11:04:17): buhuuhuuu
leila_host (11:04:38): lol ... I am sorry ...
me (11:06:35): uuhuuhuhuu
me(11:06:36): FRAUD!
leila_host (11:09:21): Erm, you aren't seriously saying that are you .. ?
me (11:09:47): im a wanker
me (11:10:40): i have 0.60 on an other account, "tfdf". What if we just add them up, i will have 1.40 and enough to play on the table
leila_host (11:11:51): ... you have 2 accounts, that is prohibited ...
me (11:12:12): oh
me(11:12:21): really?
leila_host (11:12:22): and either way, we cannot transfer funds from one account to another I'm afraid
leila_host (11:12:37): I'd be surprised if that other account was not closed already
me(11:13:10): I havent used much. This is the one i play with, that is; used to play with
me(11:13:17): used it
leila_host (11:13:49): just looking at the account, there is a balance of $0.00
me(11:14:31): last time i looked it was 0.60 or something
leila_host (11:15:14): last time you were on that account, you took $5.39 to the table, and when you left, had $0.00
me(11:15:39): really? whats my dogs name
me(11:16:33): what if you closed the account, and i still had cash on it, what would happen with the cash?
leila_host (11:17:35): it wouldstay in the account, until the funds were paid back to you ...
me (11:17:59): is it very illegal to have two accounts? i dint know
leila_host (11:18:04): it's not that we would keep your funds, you would be entitled to them, they are yours
leila_host (11:18:22): don't worry, I am going to close the other one ...
me (11:18:31): will I be spanked?
me(11:18:57): spank me! yeah yeah!
leila_host (11:20:05): behave yourself please
me(11:20:36): foget that i said that
me (11:21:20): can i owe you 20 cents?
leila_host (11:21:46): I cannot do anything for you ..
me(11:22:38): I need to win my money back!! my little daughter at 5 are starving to death!!
leila_host (11:23:04): lets not be ridiculous please ...
leila_host (11:23:43): .... ?
me(11:23:49): woups i hit the wrong button
leila_host (11:24:10): no problem
me(11:24:26): the torpedos are ramming the door!!
me(11:24:39): help me!
leila_host (11:24:54): I have customers with real problems, that I can help them with,
leila_host (11:25:09): so if you don't mind, unless there is something I can do for you Sir ...
me (11:25:33): pull my finger
leila_host (11:26:07): I will have to terminate this chat, as have work to do...
me (11:27:09): okey smockey



"leila_host (11:33:33): please don't use foul language... I can get in to trouble for letting you behavelike that, as I am
leila_host (11:33:49): speaking to a customer though, it's never a waste of time"



There was something about her politeness and my stupidity that made me almost fall of the chair, but when you get really really tired and sleepy, you get a really really bad taste of humour /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 12:55 PM
(After playing FB for a very very long time, i got a bit tired, therefore i went to p1ss off a manager at this poker place i been playing some at, just for the fun of it /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif )

"I was bored, i was tired, and i was quarrelsome"

(10:52:51): Please wait... contacting available host.
(10:53:08): Chat session opened with leila_host.
me (10:53:12): Hi
leila_host (10:53:13): Good Morning
leila_host (10:53:18): How may I help you?
me(10:53:40): I have 0.80 dollars on my account, but it seems like i cant do anything with them
me (10:53:48): I cant get into any tables..
leila_host (10:54:09): not with 80 cents, no ...
me (10:54:33): What should i do?
leila_host (10:55:02): if you wish to continue playing, you would have to deposit more funds
me (10:55:16): mmh im broke
leila_host (10:55:38): I am afraid we cannot make payments for such a small amount,
me (10:55:52): cant i play with the rest on my account? Its no point asking for a cheque either
leila_host (10:56:19): you won't be able to sit at a table, and we don't make payments for sucha small amount
me (10:56:56): what will happen with my 0,80 then?
leila_host (10:57:19): it will stay in your account until such time as you make another deposit and can play the funds
leila_host (10:57:32): nothing will happen to it
me (10:58:09): cant you let me in on the "florence" table? I have only 0.20 too little
leila_host (10:58:26): no, the system will not allow you to take a seat
leila_host (10:58:59): I cannot do it manually
me (10:59:08): i guess im getting on your nerves
leila_host (10:59:17): not the same as tournaments I'm afraid
me (10:59:19): bye
leila_host (10:59:25): Not at all
me (10:59:35): ok
leila_host (10:59:41): just that I cannot override the system Sir ... sorry
me (10:59:54): okey smockey
leila_host (11:00:00): ;- )
leila_host (11:00:13): do not feel I am trying to get rid of you, it's not the case
leila_host (11:00:26): we are here to help, when we can that is...
me (11:00:51): okey smockey
me (11:01:24): okey smockey
me (11:02:09): okey smockey
me (11:02:42): i want my 80 cents
me (11:02:48): uuhhuuuhuu
leila_host (11:03:27): I'm afraid there is no way of giving you this, as it such a small amount of money
leila_host (11:03:51): we do not process payments for less than 10
me (11:04:17): buhuuhuuu
leila_host (11:04:38): lol ... I am sorry ...
me (11:06:35): uuhuuhuhuu
me(11:06:36): FRAUD!
leila_host (11:09:21): Erm, you aren't seriously saying that are you .. ?
me (11:09:47): im a wanker
me (11:10:40): i have 0.60 on an other account, "tfdf". What if we just add them up, i will have 1.40 and enough to play on the table
leila_host (11:11:51): ... you have 2 accounts, that is prohibited ...
me (11:12:12): oh
me(11:12:21): really?
leila_host (11:12:22): and either way, we cannot transfer funds from one account to another I'm afraid
leila_host (11:12:37): I'd be surprised if that other account was not closed already
me(11:13:10): I havent used much. This is the one i play with, that is; used to play with
me(11:13:17): used it
leila_host (11:13:49): just looking at the account, there is a balance of $0.00
me(11:14:31): last time i looked it was 0.60 or something
leila_host (11:15:14): last time you were on that account, you took $5.39 to the table, and when you left, had $0.00
me(11:15:39): really? whats my dogs name
me(11:16:33): what if you closed the account, and i still had cash on it, what would happen with the cash?
leila_host (11:17:35): it wouldstay in the account, until the funds were paid back to you ...
me (11:17:59): is it very illegal to have two accounts? i dint know
leila_host (11:18:04): it's not that we would keep your funds, you would be entitled to them, they are yours
leila_host (11:18:22): don't worry, I am going to close the other one ...
me (11:18:31): will I be spanked?
me(11:18:57): spank me! yeah yeah!
leila_host (11:20:05): behave yourself please
me(11:20:36): foget that i said that
me (11:21:20): can i owe you 20 cents?
leila_host (11:21:46): I cannot do anything for you ..
me(11:22:38): I need to win my money back!! my little daughter at 5 are starving to death!!
leila_host (11:23:04): lets not be ridiculous please ...
leila_host (11:23:43): .... ?
me(11:23:49): woups i hit the wrong button
leila_host (11:24:10): no problem
me(11:24:26): the torpedos are ramming the door!!
me(11:24:39): help me!
leila_host (11:24:54): I have customers with real problems, that I can help them with,
leila_host (11:25:09): so if you don't mind, unless there is something I can do for you Sir ...
me (11:25:33): pull my finger
leila_host (11:26:07): I will have to terminate this chat, as have work to do...
me (11:27:09): okey smockey



"leila_host (11:33:33): please don't use foul language... I can get in to trouble for letting you behavelike that, as I am
leila_host (11:33:49): speaking to a customer though, it's never a waste of time"



There was something about her politeness and my stupidity that made me almost fall of the chair, but when you get really really tired and sleepy, you get a really really bad taste of humour /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 01:00 PM
IBTL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
Anyway, funny thing!

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michapma
06-19-2003, 01:13 PM
And that's WHY we fly 'till the wee hours of the morning!

Good stuff.

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Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 01:19 PM
nice one bud!

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'It is the Courage, not the score, that counts ...' - Mohd Naqiuddin

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 01:21 PM
If only your piloting skills matched your chat skills eh ? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

JG5_UnKle

"Know and use all the capabilities of your airplane. If you don't sooner or later, somebody who does, will kick your ***"


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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 01:31 PM
Gambling is wrong./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

And talking about it is Off-Topic.

Shame on you./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 01:40 PM
buhuuhuuhuu /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

michapma
06-19-2003, 01:52 PM
Telling us we're OT is also OT, no?

Shame on us.

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<table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"><tr valign="top"><td height="40" colspan="3" align="center">The ongoing IL-2 User's Guide project</font> (http://people.ee.ethz.ch/~chapman/il2guide/)</a></td></tr><tr><td width="40%">FB engine management:
Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

SKULLS_Chap

<a href="http://www.skulls98.netfirms.com/il2/index.html" target="_blank" style="color: #191970; font-size: medium">The
SKULLS</a></p></td><td width="40%" align="left" valign="top">Hardware issues:
Sound Can Be Hazardous for Games (http://www6.tomshardware.com/game/20030405/index.html)</td></tr></table>