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Feathered_IV
09-09-2007, 04:30 AM
http://dywizjon304.comp.waw.pl/INNE/szpakuioleg/Szpaku&Oleg400.jpg

Me first:


Oleg Maddox, latest addition to Madame Toussads hall of fame...

DuxCorvan
09-09-2007, 05:19 AM
"And there is proof in Russian sources that 190 pilots were all midgets this tall..."

leitmotiv
09-09-2007, 06:07 AM
Putin's favorite Bear pilot explaining how he buzzed Whitehall to PRAVDA reporter.

gdfo
09-09-2007, 06:43 AM
"...and I broke this finger on an X-52."

Jediteo
09-09-2007, 07:16 AM
Hand motions won teh war

BorisGruschenko
09-09-2007, 07:26 AM
"Then I had to deal with the guy responsible for leak of information. Afterwards was that size, hat included, be sure !"

XyZspineZyX
09-09-2007, 07:41 AM
"...and that's when Herve Villachez bit me on the ***"

Monterey13
09-09-2007, 07:47 AM
Have you seen my pinkie ring? I seem to have lost it.

Breeze147
09-09-2007, 07:54 AM
Oleg Maddox demonstrates the flat-handed Vulcan salute.

XyZspineZyX
09-09-2007, 07:55 AM
How about

"wanna buy a watch?"

DuxCorvan
09-09-2007, 08:13 AM
"Manicure, now!"

Monterey13
09-09-2007, 08:25 AM
See, after smoking crack for all these years and...steady as a rock.

WN_Barbarossa
09-09-2007, 08:51 AM
"so we poured cement about this high on the guy, who was whining about the P-51 flight model, and dropped him into the Volga"

Feathered_IV
09-09-2007, 08:54 AM
Bloke on the right: "This guy could hypnotise chickens."

Engadin
09-09-2007, 08:59 AM
Oleg: "Watch my shivering hand !! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif Imagine how I feel everytime the shade of another delay hovers over the whole BoB:SoW project, just to think about the reaction of those 'vandals' at the ubi forum if the new sim doesn´t reach their hands on Dec15th makes me panicking!!"

Low_Flyer_MkVb
09-09-2007, 09:03 AM
"See difference between firm Russian manly wrist and limp nancy English? Is why we mastered Aircobra man's plane when RAF found it too tough and stay with girly Spitfire. Be sure."

Viper2005_
09-09-2007, 09:17 AM
"My watch has been stopped for the past two weeks. Perhaps you might recommend a replacement?"

waffen-79
09-09-2007, 09:48 AM
teh Oleg:"So there I was in War Clouds flying at 4500m when..."

other guy:"er...What was your nick again?"

leitmotiv
09-09-2007, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkVb:
"See difference between firm Russian manly wrist and limp nancy English? Is why we mastered Aircobra man's plane when RAF found it too tough and stay with girly Spitfire. Be sure."

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Pig_Mac
09-09-2007, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
"And there is proof in Russian sources that 190 pilots were all midgets this tall..."

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif :P

ZappaTime
09-09-2007, 12:35 PM
'They said what will it take to get Storm of War out before Christmas - I said a pile of money this high!'

rnzoli
09-09-2007, 01:04 PM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
http://dywizjon304.comp.waw.pl/INNE/szpakuioleg/Szpaku&Oleg400.jpg
Oleg: "..and just look, how distorted my left hand became, due to grabbing the throtte all the time! That's when I decided to remove the PP cheat from the 109s."

Blood_Splat
09-09-2007, 06:20 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
http://dywizjon304.comp.waw.pl/INNE/szpakuioleg/Szpaku&Oleg400.jpg

At UBI they can stack shat this high.

knightflyte
09-09-2007, 07:07 PM
Damn accident was three years ago and I STILL can't straighten my pinky.


(Yeah, I know, but I'm already going to hell)

knightflyte
09-09-2007, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by ZappaTime:
'They said what will it take to get Storm of War out before Christmas - I said a pile of money this high!'


LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

knightflyte
09-09-2007, 07:10 PM
I really expected him to be taller. How does that Tom Cruise see out of his P-51 cockpit?

snafu73
09-09-2007, 08:36 PM
I find it impossible to fly straight and level like this...

Dance
09-09-2007, 09:10 PM
The effects of Chenobyl live on http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

GAU-8
09-09-2007, 09:46 PM
I cant think of nuthin funny. but i did notice that he also is a smale scale 1/18 aircraft fan http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

bis/ MIG-15 in teh background!

Dance
09-09-2007, 10:02 PM
Mig 17?

Dagnabit
09-09-2007, 10:36 PM
So go back to your barber hold your hand in front of you like this....And then kick him dead in his knackers... is good Russian karate.

Dag

Grand_Armee
09-09-2007, 10:42 PM
He looks slavonic, so I'll give a slavonic caption:

"In Russia we stack the bull**** this high. Much higher than you Imperi... Oops, I mean non-Russian nations."

Grand_Armee
09-09-2007, 10:48 PM
Or....

"My Olga is this tall...perfect for setting of Vodka bottle while I'm being serviced."

Grand_Armee
09-09-2007, 10:48 PM
or....

"She said 50 Rubels and I jumped this high!"

DKoor
09-10-2007, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by Monterey13:
See, after smoking crack for all these years and...steady as a rock. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

DKoor
09-10-2007, 12:12 AM
Originally posted by ZappaTime:
'They said what will it take to get Storm of War out before Christmas - I said a pile of money this high!' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Feathered_IV
09-10-2007, 01:49 AM
"...So far, the people have had it up to here with the lack of updates. When it gets up to their eyes, I'll tell them I am making microwaves now."

danjama
09-10-2007, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by waffen-79:
teh Oleg:"So there I was in War Clouds flying at 4500m when..."

other guy:"er...What was your nick again?"

i

love

your

sig

Fox_3
09-10-2007, 10:26 AM
FW190A pilots were really this tall, be sure.

ddpairborne59
09-10-2007, 09:06 PM
Oleg,Your getting sleepy,sleeepy,sleeeepy.
Now raise your arm and allow the release of storm of war.

polak5
09-11-2007, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by Monterey13:
See, after smoking crack for all these years and...steady as a rock.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

polak5
09-11-2007, 12:14 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
http://dywizjon304.comp.waw.pl/INNE/szpakuioleg/Szpaku&Oleg400.jpg



Oleg: "You see...... you have to drop it like its hot"

Hkuusela
09-11-2007, 01:29 AM
"Oleg Maddox encouraging one of his workers with an elbow-backhand combination".

ViktorViktor
09-11-2007, 03:46 AM
(Oleg arguing with irate FM programmer):

'This is the hand that feeds you - now tell me: are you going to kiss it or bite it ?'
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

ViktorViktor
09-11-2007, 03:49 AM
'Hey, want to see something I learned in __________ ?' (fill in country of your choice)

'Pull my little finger, go ahead, PULL IT !'

leitmotiv
09-11-2007, 03:51 AM
"I want everyone posting on that Oleg caption thread to have accident, to be sure."

Feathered_IV
09-11-2007, 07:36 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

rnzoli
09-11-2007, 10:37 AM
Oleg: "Can you please pull that MiG-9 model out of my back? Easy...level..."

DuxCorvan
09-11-2007, 10:43 AM
"Well, that it is. Enough. I'll make UBI an offer they can't reject. Now you can kiss my ring." "Yes, Don Oleg."

stugumby
09-11-2007, 04:46 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

This is quite simple stugumby, I dont know how a person of your limited intelligence ever became a computer geek without one of these...