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Airmail109
09-12-2006, 02:38 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat!

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Airmail109
09-12-2006, 02:38 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/4748292.stm

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat!

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

Capt.LoneRanger
09-12-2006, 02:45 PM
This "news" are on the board every year in the summer time...

Hanglands
09-12-2006, 02:47 PM
A quiet news days in the Sudan.

And even more so in the UK.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Low_Flyer_MkVb
09-12-2006, 03:04 PM
Sounds just like another day in Dorset to me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

F6_Ace
09-12-2006, 03:10 PM
Talking of goats, there was a bloke "done" by the RSPCA not far from me who...erm...used a contraption to hold a goat in place while he "serviced" it.

Full story here:

http://www.burtonmail.co.uk/detail.asp?cat=General%20News&id=4532476

DuxCorvan
09-12-2006, 04:31 PM
Here in Spain, some years ago, two farm guys died. The first had all the blood 'milked' by the milking auto machine he used with his cows, only he used to 'milk' himself, well, yuck, and the other one died when a brick fell from a nearby wall on his head. The guy was 'busy' with a hen, and he was found dead with this agonizing impaled chicken, well, erm... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Ii was a fowl... er... foul scene. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

flockzap
09-12-2006, 04:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
Here in Spain, some years ago, two farm guys died. The first had all the blood 'milked' by the milking auto machine he used with his cows, only he used to 'milk' himself, well, yuck, and the other one died when a brick fell from a nearby wall on his head. The guy was 'busy' with a hen, and he was found dead with this agonizing impaled chicken, well, erm... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Ii was a fowl... er... foul scene. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Man what an awfull sight. A lousy chicken? By the way... are there any veterinaries in here? Does a chicken support a human huummm "cylinder"? A chicken... blarrrggghhhhhhhh. I´ll not be eating eggs for a long time... and I hate lamb meat. Man. Disgusting... beastialism...

Flockzap

R_Target
09-12-2006, 04:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by flockzap:
Does a chicken support a human huummm "cylinder"?
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://www.yenra.net/duct-tape-colors/duct-tape.jpg

LStarosta
09-12-2006, 05:26 PM
Speaking of crazy stuff with animals, people are slaying and mutilating stingrays all over the world in response to Steve Irwin's death.

I'm sure Steve Irwin would be proud. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

MEGILE
09-12-2006, 05:46 PM
I hear guys go on the internet and pretend to be women.

The internet... where guys are guys, girls are guys, and kids are the FBI

Esel1964
09-12-2006, 06:32 PM
Reminds me of this disgusting http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif bit of trivia.

http://www.goofball.com/news/INC20050715224736

For once I get to say "IBTL".

horseback
09-12-2006, 10:57 PM
Overheard at a poker game:

Dogmeat: Hey Zack, I hear you're from New York City. 'zat true?

Zack: Yeah, I'm from the Bronx. You're from where-like Tennessee or sump'n? Waddya want?

Dogmeat: Well, I heard something an' I guess only a real New Yorker would know...

Zack: Well, ask, already.

Dogmeat: Is it true that pidgeons die when ya f**k'em?

Dogmeat ended up taking the pot with a pair of threes...

cheers

horseback

LEBillfish
09-12-2006, 11:07 PM
mAAAaaaaaarrry me Baaaaaaby.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/Kaytoo/IL2/NZ-******.jpg

leitmotiv
09-12-2006, 11:24 PM
Sheep shagging---a grand old tradition!

smokincrater
09-12-2006, 11:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LStarosta:
Speaking of crazy stuff with animals, people are slaying and mutilating stingrays all over the world in response to Steve Irwin's death.

I'm sure Steve Irwin would be proud. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don`t think so and I never want to hear about beastuilty ever again! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

major_setback
09-13-2006, 06:48 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Esel1964:
Reminds me of this disgusting http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif bit of trivia.

http://www.goofball.com/news/INC20050715224736

For once I get to say "IBTL". </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Just look at the news links at the bottom of that page!

ex. " Man suffers burns from gerbil incident"

BaylorMax
09-13-2006, 06:57 AM
Disgusting! This topic is Baaaaaaaaad! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Or, Mary had a little lamb...which you get for sleeping with sheep.

BSS_Goat
09-13-2006, 07:08 AM
I see no humor in these post.....

LStarosta
09-13-2006, 07:10 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by smokincrater:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LStarosta:
Speaking of crazy stuff with animals, people are slaying and mutilating stingrays all over the world in response to Steve Irwin's death.

I'm sure Steve Irwin would be proud. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don`t think so and I never want to hear about beastuilty ever again! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't mean f*cking them. I mean carving RIP Steve into their backs with jack knives.

MEGILE
09-13-2006, 07:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
I see no humor in these post..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Know any fiesty farmers, goat? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

LEBillfish
09-13-2006, 08:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
I see no humor in these post..... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I can see your point......arranged marriages are a very old school way of doing things that can be very upsetting for those forced into them. Though I believe Goat if you're facing one (and how insulting $50, I'd at least hope you're worth $53.62).....There all alternatives. Just don't believe the "Goat Roast" one is a party for you, it's a TRAP!

p.s......where will you be honeymooning?

Capt.England
09-13-2006, 01:37 PM
Welsh lamb...brings out the beast in men!

page 3 in the Sun newspaper, Welsh edition.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/pigman1971/welsh.jpg

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

F6_Ace
09-13-2006, 01:43 PM
Being part Welsh myself, I find that picture strangely erotic.

Thank heavens I've got enough 'English' in me to overcome that feeling by going out and drinking 38 bottles of Bacardi Breezer, smashing something up then vomiting into someone's flowerbed followed by poking some repulsive spotty bird wearing a clown pendant around her neck whilst of the verge of passing out.

John_Pimlott
09-13-2006, 01:45 PM
I once asked a Welsh farmer "Are you shearing that sheep?"


"NO! GET YOUR OWN!!!"

carguy_
09-13-2006, 03:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LStarosta:
Speaking of crazy stuff with animals, people are slaying and mutilating stingrays all over the world in response to Steve Irwin's death. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



Some ppl agree with Hammurabi`s code.Some ppl are stupid too.