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raaaid
12-01-2007, 06:01 AM
we are in the middle of the eon and the draconian empire of lizard man internal wars

ends up in a kamikaze duel of diving into the central black hole

this mean next eon the record man will be able to set the destiny he wants

next chapter we are in modern world when human alien enlighten all humanity and keep the record man asleep so he he is unable to foresee the destiny he sets

so there are to fronts one who wants to set destiny with the extinction of humanity and appearance of the lizard mans

and other who wantd the record man to favour humanity

the trick is that the record man cant be forced from the future since it would lead to a paradox, he is the 1st on the eon

the war got to an extent that the world become a stage exclusivily to cheat the record man

the record man wants to live a normal life but he has to found heaven by enlightening humanity with a method of synchronizing both brain hemispheres

the good thing is that all suffering has been stinguished by heaven time travellers but the record man cant be help since it would lead to a paradox

so he is waitng to achieve enlightemnt but every time he asbout to achieve it the lizard man time travellers distract him with a noise or light thatdelays destiny

one sunny day the record man achieves enlightmen and in 2 seconds founds heaven composed of an enlightment humanity who has scientifical proff of the existence of god who end with all suffering throughout all story and all future eons

ehem do you think i can get any profit from my wild imagination?

MEGILE
12-01-2007, 06:16 AM
Bestseller? I don't know.. I don't think the world is ready for these ideas.

But, write it anyway, for those with an interest.

DuxCorvan
12-01-2007, 06:32 AM
You are not going to sell much if you spoil the whole story by telling even before writing. BTW, it needs some chicks.

Please, don't forget using pauses and capitals in that book of yours.

John_Pimlott
12-01-2007, 07:03 AM
I think you should do it. Can't think of a single reason why not. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

SeaFireLIV
12-01-2007, 07:52 AM
Don`t ask, just start writing!

Breeze147
12-01-2007, 08:28 AM
Hmm, need to start growing "exotic plants" so I can interpret..........

ViktorViktor
12-01-2007, 08:48 AM
You should read up on Kurt Vonnegut, Raaaid. He had some problems (schizophrenia ?) but went on to become a best-selling author.

He even wrote a book about his breakdown. Maybe he was before your time, so you haven't heard of him ?

antifreeze
12-01-2007, 10:20 AM
I can't work out if this is fiction, or raaaid's biography? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

buddye1
12-01-2007, 10:36 AM
I tried to read your post but no understanding.

I do not have a high enough college degree to understand your writing but go ahead and write your book for those that admit to a understanding your post.

LEBillfish
12-01-2007, 10:41 AM
Originally posted by raaaid:
do you think i can get any profit from my wild imagination?

if profit is all you seek then most likely not......If you have a burning desire even at your own expense to express your thoughts as quite simply you need to share them then possibly you will.

Taylortony
12-01-2007, 10:43 AM
no doubt it will start at the bottom right corner of the last page and run from right to left up the page until you arrive at the first page in the book, which will be the end for some insane reason that it is more efficent to read that way.....http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Such is a Raaid book http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Waldo.Pepper
12-01-2007, 02:19 PM
Honestly, I am not trying to be unklnd, but I couldn't get through your post let alone a whole book, despite really trying multiple times too!

Nevertheless, I do think you should write a book. It is an interesting and valuable experience that is not to be missed.

Even if it never gets published or read by anyone it is important to do for the sake of doing, and has intrinsic value to the author.

Go for it!

M_Gunz
12-01-2007, 02:26 PM
Get a co-author to help keep the story line on track and not half lost and the other half
out looking for it.

Monterey13
12-01-2007, 02:55 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

SeaFireLIV
12-01-2007, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Waldo.Pepper:


Nevertheless, I do think you should write a book. It is an interesting and valuable experience that is not to be missed.

Even if it never gets published or read by anyone it is important to do for the sake of doing, and has intrinsic value to the author.

Go for it!

Now that`s well said. Truth to tell, I never made it half way through his post either... But I understood the thread title!

Billy_BigBoy
12-01-2007, 03:11 PM
Maybe it's a better idea to invited those two people that enjoy your weird ideas and just tell them what it is... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

K_Freddie
12-01-2007, 03:30 PM
Just make sure you patent those ideas first, before you publish them http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Rjel
12-01-2007, 03:35 PM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
Please, don't forget using pauses and capitals in that book of yours.

Snicker http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

DuxCorvan
12-01-2007, 03:39 PM
ends up in a kamikaze duel of diving into the central black hole

I had a kamikaze duel like that last night. The central black hole called a taxi and left the bar, though, leaving the duel unsolved. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

BfHeFwMe
12-01-2007, 04:06 PM
May be you want to start out with a literate thread to practice a bit first.

Divine-Wind
12-01-2007, 04:09 PM
I would buy this book be sure

go

go

lizard

mans

killer and destiny setter

and records-man putter-to-sleep

sgt.dumpster
12-01-2007, 04:42 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/touche.gifI agree with what Breeze 147 stated!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

zardozid
12-01-2007, 05:19 PM
A book? ...go for it! (don't expect to make any money though...do it for the love)

IMO I always thought of you as a blog writer...current events, science up-dates, political musings, ect...http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

BaldieJr
12-01-2007, 05:23 PM
the record man knows all!
the record man is distracted.
who is the record man?
chuck norris doesn't even want to know.

raaaid
12-02-2007, 05:31 AM
humm i could tape record my weird thoughts and get some good looking secreteary summit up

for example i just was having a cigarrete while i remote view in some distant paralel time where the lizard man from the remote future limited by paradox interphere with stream of counciousness by producing transformation of carbon into metane in the intestines, revolving slightly the guts and interphiring with natural stream of counciousness which sets destiny

in fact is such the interference with destiny that the production of methane when we fart that wouldnt happen without alien interference is the true cause of global warming that in the end creates a feeling of union and a link with gaia and she decides not to end with us

haha damm am i crazy

but in the end didnt i remote view they put addictives in toilet papers? specially the brand bliss

TAW_Oilburner
12-02-2007, 06:04 AM
Originally posted by raaaid:
we are in the middle of the eon and the draconian empire of lizard man internal wars

ends up in a kamikaze duel of diving into the central black hole

this mean next eon the record man will be able to set the destiny he wants

next chapter we are in modern world when human alien enlighten all humanity and keep the record man asleep so he he is unable to foresee the destiny he sets

so there are to fronts one who wants to set destiny with the extinction of humanity and appearance of the lizard mans

and other who wantd the record man to favour humanity

the trick is that the record man cant be forced from the future since it would lead to a paradox, he is the 1st on the eon

the war got to an extent that the world become a stage exclusivily to cheat the record man

the record man wants to live a normal life but he has to found heaven by enlightening humanity with a method of synchronizing both brain hemispheres

the good thing is that all suffering has been stinguished by heaven time travellers but the record man cant be help since it would lead to a paradox

so he is waitng to achieve enlightemnt but every time he asbout to achieve it the lizard man time travellers distract him with a noise or light thatdelays destiny

one sunny day the record man achieves enlightmen and in 2 seconds founds heaven composed of an enlightment humanity who has scientifical proff of the existence of god who end with all suffering throughout all story and all future eons

ehem do you think i can get any profit from my wild imagination?

If you'll sign my copy I'll buy it.

VonGrantoven
12-02-2007, 06:14 AM
A cigarette eh? ... Yeah...

Hell, man, go for it.
Don't listen to the naysayers.
They banned Joyce's Ulysses for years and look at the acclaim that has garnered!

And it wasn't half as trippy as your writings!

MEGILE
12-02-2007, 06:15 AM
Lizard men, parallel universes, global warming conspiracies... sounds like an intense sci-fi thriller.

If you sell the rights for the film, make sure a clause stipulates Rose McGowan for the lead.

Wepps
12-02-2007, 06:21 AM
Ideas can be just as crazy as you want them to be, but then it's your obligation to the readers to make sure they are made credible.

A good example of this is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you haven't read that, do so and learn how Adams brought crazy things together into believable plot.

Also, it's much better if you don't post your ideas publicly in the future.

Insuber
12-02-2007, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by Wepps:
Ideas can be just as crazy as you want them to be, but then it's your obligation to the readers to make sure they are made credible.

A good example of this is Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. If you haven't read that, do so and learn how Adams brought crazy things together into believable plot.


Agre 100%. And the opposite applies: common ideas and normal facts, if well written, can result in an all time classic. I have dozen of examples in my shelves ...

The key is the art of writing = communicate thoughts and emotions, and from your first post IMHO you need some more training.

If you want an example of a weird writing style with great success, read Louis Ferdinand Celine (funny, he influenced also Kurt Vonnegut, Jr). He studied and tried years and years before arriving at his personal style.

Regards,
Insuber

K_Freddie
12-02-2007, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by BfHeFwMe:
May be you want to start out with a literate thread to practice a bit first.
a LITERACY thread http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Look who's talking.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Yes I know I have typing problems too. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Monterey13
12-02-2007, 08:31 AM
I find your posts very difficult to read because of errors in grammar, punctuation and spelling. You tend to ramble on with no real sentence structure. You type as if you are just thinking the ideas up as you go. Very hard to follow.

If I read a book like that, I'd probably have to shoot myself, as it would drive me nuts trying to follow it.

Not trying to be mean, just honest. If writing a book makes you feel better, then by all means, go for it. If no one ever tried, then we would have nothing today.

Outlaw---
12-02-2007, 08:42 AM
English is not raaaid's first language. If he were to type in Spanish I expect it would make a little (note I said little) more sense.

--Outlaw.

M2morris
12-02-2007, 12:09 PM
Write the story.
Have it translated to English and give us a link even if it is a year from now. Keep the story notes private or you are just giving it all away.

gdfo
12-02-2007, 07:30 PM
Do not think about writing a book.

Write it!

Do not ask for opinions until you have finished it and have a prospective publisher.

Creatibity does not ask for permission or approval.

BaldieJr
12-02-2007, 10:18 PM
you can say what you will about the guy, but his idea about flora in the gut affecting stream of conscience is dead-on fact. science is only recently understanding what weirdness unfolds inside our intestines and what affect it has on our brains.