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Waldo.Pepper
08-10-2005, 11:00 PM
When can we expect the next patch?

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(I thought I'd start as I know that there are tons of you who have endured months without being able to add two weeks to much around here).

And CRASH seems real busy with other projects.

Feathered_IV
08-11-2005, 12:29 AM
As soon as the dynamic love-triangle between the player and his wingmans girlfriend is added.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

stansdds
08-11-2005, 04:19 AM
I think efforts are being concentrated on the new Battle of Britain sim, patch 4.01 is really a test of the BoB flight engine (making us all beta testers of a sort), so I think the IL2 series has come to its end. But, if you just want some hope, even false hope, then it will be out in two weeks! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

JG53Frankyboy
08-11-2005, 04:35 AM
maddox announced the next patch/update for august/september ( 2005 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif )..................

ytareh
08-11-2005, 05:02 AM
I cant decide whether Fridays are better or worse for not having the 'Patch Anticipation'...!

major_setback
08-11-2005, 05:50 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
As soon as the dynamic love-triangle between the player and his wingmans girlfriend is added.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Ha ha ha ha ha..........ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ............. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..............Ha http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

VW-IceFire
08-11-2005, 07:08 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
As soon as the dynamic love-triangle between the player and his wingmans girlfriend is added.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Sounds good to me. *thumbs up*

56th BMAC
08-11-2005, 07:14 AM
Two weeks from two weeks from now.... and then it'll be two weeks from that point... give or take two weeks http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Viikate_
08-11-2005, 07:55 AM
The answer is hidden within these two pictures:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/151/501307.jpg
http://www.harvardpilgrim.mimrx.com/harvard/SiteImages/PrdImages/200x200/0748349701010.JPG
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

DuxCorvan
08-12-2005, 06:47 AM
Originally posted by JG53Frankyboy:
maddox announced the next patch/update for august/september ( 2005 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif )..................

Now we know exactly when it won't be released! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Chivas
08-12-2005, 10:49 AM
The Patch will arrive in September unless of course this BIT is not compatible with that BIT, then it will be delayed until the BITs fit. Although the BITs may have to be realigned to make 50 BITs hit harder than 108 BITs.

Atomic_Marten
08-12-2005, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JG53Frankyboy:
maddox announced the next patch/update for august/september ( 2005 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif )..................

Now we know exactly when it won't be released! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif

DuxCorvan
08-12-2005, 01:55 PM
Originally posted by Atomic_Marten:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_15_5.gif

steve_v
08-12-2005, 02:32 PM
http://www.depend.com/offers/images/whats_new_204x183.gif

Platypus_1.JaVA
08-12-2005, 03:48 PM
I hope Oleg can include this plane in the next patch:

http://www.geocities.com/vmf_214_blacksheep/STS11405small.jpg


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

(originally posted by VFS-214 Hawk http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=2...581082643#3581082643 (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=26310365&m=3071050643&r=3581082643#3581082643) )

CKY_86
08-12-2005, 05:17 PM
is that a raptor i see just left of the tailplane?

jarink
08-12-2005, 05:24 PM
Originally posted by Platypus_1.JaVA:
I hope Oleg can include this plane in the next patch:
(originally posted by VFS-214 Hawk

The Raptor or the Osprey?

If it's the F-22, don't forget the original name was going to be "Lightning II". That might annoy some Luftwaffles. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Papa_K
08-12-2005, 11:35 PM
Wonder if the next "patch" will fix anything.

Or, will it:

1. Make all aircraft disappear completely for Nvidia 6xxx/7xxx cards with any ForceWare drivers released in the last 2 years.

2. Expand "trim-on-a-slider" reactions, so that any resemblance to realistic flight characteristics is completely eliminated. Joysticks will be useless. Everyone will need to purchase a "Slider-Box", available through shopping@ubuy.com for $59.95(US).

3. Strange oscillations (it's "inertia", man!) will be introduced in all 3 axis to the point where the "Death Star" maneuver is the option of choice when firing weapons. The gun platform, formerly called "an aircraft", whirls and oscillates randomly in all 3 axis at the same time, with guns blazing. Aiming will not be required, or even possible. It'll be "Real".

On the heels of this, Bob will be released...there will be much rejoicing. (Bob had been locked up for the last 5 years in a New Jersey state correctional facility.)

Two weeks...be sure (starting NOW...or NOW...or...

msalama
08-12-2005, 11:49 PM
Wonder if you have a friggin' clue? This FM we're playing with now is a pre-BoB ##BETA##, and as such - like all betas - most definitely incorrect in many aspects.

You dig? Or failing that, what the fook do you expect anyway? 1C getting it 100% right the first time they try?

Papa_K
08-13-2005, 02:03 AM
Get the net ready.

Dexmeister
08-13-2005, 11:27 AM
I just hope the next patch doesn't fix my perma-gunsight view. It's great to try to fly a plane looking through a telescope... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

Edit - CHERRY!

ashley2005
08-14-2005, 08:38 PM
it will be out in 2 weeks people be sure http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

WTE_Pharoah
08-14-2005, 08:41 PM
Originally posted by Viikate_:
The answer is hidden within these two pictures:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/151/501307.jpg
http://www.harvardpilgrim.mimrx.com/harvard/SiteImages/PrdImages/200x200/0748349701010.JPG
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

lol..now THAT was funny!

Old_Canuck
08-14-2005, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by VW-IceFire:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
As soon as the dynamic love-triangle between the player and his wingmans girlfriend is added.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Sounds good to me. *thumbs up* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well at least we have another free patch to look forward to. By the way, VW-IceFire, thanks for all the work you did on the single mission pack. Have been enjoying it immensely http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

F4U_Flyer
08-15-2005, 12:11 AM
I just hope there listening and give us a reasonable solomans map. and of course torpedo bombers for both sides! Then happy days for all!

DuxCorvan
08-15-2005, 04:17 AM
One thing's for sure: we need a new patch to keep the forums alive with demands and whines.

Atomic_Marten
08-15-2005, 04:29 AM
Dux is exploiting the truth. Again. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

PF_Coastie
08-15-2005, 05:17 AM
Originally posted by Platypus_1.JaVA:
I hope Oleg can include this plane in the next patch:

http://www.geocities.com/vmf_214_blacksheep/STS11405small.jpg


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

(originally posted by VFS-214 Hawk http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=2...581082643#3581082643 (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=26310365&m=3071050643&r=3581082643#3581082643) )

Its already in the game. Judging by the damage model, its a FW190! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Salfordian
08-15-2005, 09:02 AM
Originally posted by Viikate_:
The answer is hidden within these two pictures:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/151/501307.jpg
http://www.harvardpilgrim.mimrx.com/harvard/SiteImages/PrdImages/200x200/0748349701010.JPG
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Hmmm....so Hugh Grant has gotten Sandra Bullock pregnant. Oooh might get some cash out of the News of the World for that juicy gossip, cheers Viikate.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Whats it got to do with IL2/PF though http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

DuxCorvan
08-15-2005, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Salfordian:
Hmmm....so Hugh Grant has gotten Sandra Bullock pregnant.

That child is sure to have the worst actor genes ever. A new Ben Affleck is on the way. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

LEXX_Luthor
08-16-2005, 07:35 AM
Should that box say "Two Week Be Sure Pregnancy Test?

Yes? No?

DuxCorvan
08-16-2005, 08:06 AM
"One step. Be sure: pregnancy test."

Hum... maybe he shouldn't have given that 'one step'... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif