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Choctaw111
02-18-2008, 09:25 AM
Kyle Kendrick, Philadelphia Phillies pitcher was told he was being traded to Japan. Many people were in on the prank, including the media. The YouTube vid is very funny. Being a Phillies fan, I thought I would share this.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/-Trade-to-Japan...hock?urn=mlb%2C67246 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/-Trade-to-Japan-leaves-Kendrick-in-shock?urn=mlb%2C67246)

Choctaw111
02-18-2008, 09:25 AM
Kyle Kendrick, Philadelphia Phillies pitcher was told he was being traded to Japan. Many people were in on the prank, including the media. The YouTube vid is very funny. Being a Phillies fan, I thought I would share this.
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/-Trade-to-Japan...hock?urn=mlb%2C67246 (http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/rumors/post/-Trade-to-Japan-leaves-Kendrick-in-shock?urn=mlb%2C67246)

Blood_Splat
02-18-2008, 03:49 PM
LMAO http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

roybaty
02-18-2008, 04:03 PM
Classic!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Worf101
02-18-2008, 04:22 PM
With "friends" like THAT!!!!!!

Sheesh reminds me of a typical night with the 99th.

LOL...

Da Worfster

Copperhead311th
02-20-2008, 11:15 AM
The company i was working for for the last 2 years or so had this Kid named Micheal.(we called him "Tony") about 20 years old.
Really anoying kid. Smart mouth.
You know the type. I came back to the shop late one afternoon to find the
windsheild wipers on my new car standing straight up and toilet paperd. he had basically tp'd the whole font of the car.

i was p*ssed. but i don't get mad...i get EVEN.
So on the way home i made a pit stop at the local adult book store and made a $3.00 purchase.

1st thing the next morning i made my move.
Anyone wanna take a guess at how long he rode around with this on his pickup?

http://mudrta.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pMNYwdbDYiatLnqRneyhWKZT3F-bBb8SE9UJFc3InUt8huPz_yMQcRpVbADeDbgI9UnT6R0U28Gtj 7-AFfCjlzA/Tony's%20truck.jpg

Don't mess with the king baby. lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Urufu_Shinjiro
02-20-2008, 11:39 AM
Good one copper http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif.

Blood_Splat
02-20-2008, 03:54 PM
LMAO sweet. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

MEGILE
02-21-2008, 12:24 AM
lol copper good work.

I don't think I could buy one of those http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Copperhead311th
02-21-2008, 07:32 AM
ummm yeah which is why i told the guy at the counter EXACTLY what my plans were.

I'm the king of Get Even guys.

here: some that you can try out for yourslevs.

Get a LARGE zip tie. the bigest you can find.
idealy 1/2 inch wide by 2 feet long.
Crawl under the targets vehicle and zip tie a few of those bad boys around thier drive shaft.

Result....
lol Remember putting a playing card into the spokes of you bike as a kid.....only MUCH louder. and every time they stop so will the "thwap thwap thwap" sound.

Get some #12 stranded electiral wire.... you can use scrap if it's avalible, (if they're dumb enough to loan you thier vehicle or leave it unlocked this will work) pop thier hood and remove the #1 spark plug wire. put the bare part of your wire over the cpark plug, replaceing the spark plug wire over it snugly so that it make a good connection. run the wire donw to the fire wall (avoiding the exauhst manifold) and to the fire wall...find the lowest hole onthe fire wall leading into the ibside. feed the wire through the fire wall into the dash, down to the floor board, under the mat, under the drivers seat...and poke just enough of the wire into the seat between the seat and backreast so that the driver will sit on the exposed wire. make sire to skin the insulation OFF the end of the wire in the seat.

the results will be quite shocking!

for summer time only:
but most dirty trick you can play on some one with thier car....

go to the local bait and tackle shop and pick up a package of catfish bait. (Catfish Charlie brand is really putrid) open the package....
place it benith the drivers seat, and close the door with the windows up. best if done ealy in the morning so that the heat of the day will "ripen" the bait a bit.

will work it winter....but you have to put the bait in the heater vents for it to work.

goin to the fridge at work...open some ones 2-liter soda (diet coke works best) and quickly drop 2 MINTOES CANDIES into it and quickly replace the cap. place back in fridge.

Vasaline: or pertolium Jelly.

apply to:
door knobs,
lamp light knobs,
car door handles and stereo dials,
hair brush handles,
curling iron handles,
cooking utensils,
phones,
alarm clock switches,
any metal handles,
light switches,
toilet seats.

Some i've found to work well from the internet.

Scotch Tape:
Two excellent qualities of Scotch tape are that it does a good job of holding things together and it is not easily detectable at first glance. This makes Scotch tape great for taping down items like your coworkers phone receiver or taping their mouse ball so the electronic items seem to be malfunctioning.

Scotch tape can be placed over the keyhole on cars and doors and because the adhesive is clear, it won't be seen by your victims. At first the person will attempt to insert the key several times, may think they have the wrong key, and hopefully, for a brief moment, fret in dismay with the thought they are locked out of their car, only seconds later realizing, they were fooled by a gag. Try this joke the next time you visit your friend's house, perhaps when it's dark out so you won't be seen. They'll never know or be able to prove it was you and most likely will think it was just "some damn neighbor kids."

Tape can also be used to affix items to people, like signs. Everyone has seen the old "kick me" sign joke, but you will surely be able to think of something more creative and original. If you go out during lunch, place signs on coworkers before you arrive at the restaurant. If your fellow workers have a good sense of humor you may want to include crude comments such as, "Proud sponsor and promoter of porn," "16 is not too young," or "Masturbation is a right, damn it!" It doesn't matter if the sign is even seen by anyone outside your group, it will still get a laugh once the person discovers what they have been wearing.

You can also turn magazine pages or packaged food boxes into ready-to-go signs without doing any work at all. Once, I cut off the top of a Hostess HoHo box and attached it to a colleague's back. He just happened to be trying to loose weight at the time and was on a diet; I think in the end he appreciated the joke and came to see it as a motivational aide to loosing his extra poundage around his fat gut.

Fun with Plastic Wrap:
When you place clear plastic wrap over a toilet, the next person to use the restroom probably won't not see the opaque obstruction waiting to block their excrement from hitting its intended mark. This joke can be pretty filthy. That must be why my grandmother introduced the gag to me when I was all of 14 years old; again, playing pranks runs in the family. My uncle and his new bride were on their honeymoon and my grandmother had a key to their house. We set pranks up all over their house so they would have one hell of a homecoming once their vacation was over. I recently asked my aunt about the prank and she said, "Yes, it did work and you wouldn't have wanted to see it."

The only other way that I have used clear plastic wrap was as a young hell raiser, before I had my driver's license. A group of us had spent the night at a friend's house that lived out in the sticks. The country roads near his home were seldom traveled late at night. This allowed us time, between cars passing, to set up our prank. We stretched a single layer of plastic wrap across two trees that were on opposite sides of the road. At night, when suspended about 3 feet off the ground, the plastic acts as a mirror and reflects an oncoming vehicles headlights giving of a visual effect that makes it look like another car is coming straight at you. From our hiding spot, we heard the car honking as it approached the impending thin barrier. The driver came to a stop in front of the plastic wrap and with aggravation and a few curse words, tore it down in one fell swoop.
http://www.funnypracticaljokes.com/images/chapters/toiletplastic1.jpg

Urufu_Shinjiro
02-21-2008, 10:00 AM
Some more good scotch tape suggestions, put scotch tape on the bottom of an optical mouse, the mouse will cease to move the pointer but the light will still be on and it takes some time to notice the tape. Also tape the end of the network cable going into the pc, that takes some time to figure out too, just don't let the IT guy find out it was you if it goes awry, lol. At my office we were going to tape up the managers cubilce entrance and fill it full of packing peanuts, didn't do it due to lack of funds but it would have been sweet. Once tinfoiled a guys cubicle, chair, pc, phone desk, everything http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif. Another good office prank is to get an old keyboard, fill it with dirt and plant those chioa pet type sprouts in it, let it grow, then replace the victims keyboard when they are out sick or something, lol.