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com199
11-16-2009, 05:38 AM
So the game comes out tomorrow in the US, so I thought I should go ahead and make a thread for our favorite quotes from the game.

My favorite is when he goes to see his girlfriend at the beginning. (can't remeber her name http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif)

Ezio: psst, <insert girlfriend's name here> open up.
Girl: Ok, but only for a minute.
Ezio: A minute is all I need.
Girl: Indeed......
Ezio: That came out wrong.

com199
11-16-2009, 05:38 AM
So the game comes out tomorrow in the US, so I thought I should go ahead and make a thread for our favorite quotes from the game.

My favorite is when he goes to see his girlfriend at the beginning. (can't remeber her name http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif)

Ezio: psst, &lt;insert girlfriend's name here&gt; open up.
Girl: Ok, but only for a minute.
Ezio: A minute is all I need.
Girl: Indeed......
Ezio: That came out wrong.

l Khasim l
11-16-2009, 05:46 AM
&lt;Ezio's Mother&gt; You need to find yourself some new outlets.
&lt;Ezio&gt; Mom, I already have outlets.
&lt;Ezio's Mother&gt; I mean other than ******s.
&lt;Ezio&gt; Moom!

Mcmole2
11-16-2009, 05:50 AM
Aw.... you already posted the ******s conversation. Now I have to think of something else.

younas456
11-16-2009, 06:09 AM
i think i have heard in a battle that he says come on already i have a time to catch??? something like that

TheEpicWolf
11-16-2009, 06:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Khasim83:
&lt;Ezio's Mother&gt; You need to find yourself some new outlets.
&lt;Ezio&gt; Mom, I already have outlets.
&lt;Ezio's Mother&gt; I mean other than ******s.
&lt;Ezio&gt; Moom! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I lol'd for ages after hearing that http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

kingbren08
11-16-2009, 06:53 AM
Antonio: how can i possibly repay you?

Ezio: moneys always nice

the amolang
11-16-2009, 07:13 AM
Ezio says something like:

"Hurry up, I have to go meet a lady!" to a guard in a fight. but I think the wording is wrong... not sure...

edbeano
11-16-2009, 07:18 AM
Us lot over in Europe will have to wait till Friday to contribute to this thread. :-(

the amolang
11-16-2009, 07:27 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by edbeano:
Us lot over in Europe will have to wait till Friday to contribute to this thread. :-( </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

well, I haven't played it either, its just from the gameplay vids that have been released...

Skaevola
11-16-2009, 07:52 AM
Lucy: "Desmond. Shut. The ****. Up."

Heehee, she said a swear XD

florisz1990
11-16-2009, 08:25 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Khasim83:
&lt;Ezio's Mother&gt; You need to find yourself some new outlets.
&lt;Ezio&gt; Mom, I already have outlets.
&lt;Ezio's Mother&gt; I mean other than ******s.
&lt;Ezio&gt; Moom! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
When. Is. That?



Also, I like the
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> FATHER! I will kill you for what you have done! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
...and further about everything Desmond says when on the escape to the Hideout
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Animusses, Animusi, what do you think Lucy? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

gamerxclutch
11-16-2009, 08:33 AM
uncle mario:you dont reconize me, its a me mario

nicky117
11-16-2009, 08:33 AM
*Lucy opens the trunk of her car*
Lucy:Get in
Desmond:Your kidding me right?
Lucy:its for your own safety
Desmond:Alright *gets in trunk*

it sounds like he's being kidnapped at first http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif [atleast to me]

nicky117
11-16-2009, 08:39 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by florisz1990:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Khasim83:
&lt;Ezio's Mother&gt; You need to find yourself some new outlets.
&lt;Ezio&gt; Mom, I already have outlets.
&lt;Ezio's Mother&gt; I mean other than ******s.
&lt;Ezio&gt; Moom! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
When. Is. That?
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in the beggining when you start ezio's teen life, after he *visits* his girlfriend, his mom and dad find out, dad congratulates him, mom talks to him about it in one of the missions

SWJS
11-16-2009, 09:30 AM
I http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifed when I heard Desmond say this:

"Man, Abstergo's got some ****ed up interior decorators!"

younas456
11-16-2009, 11:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by edbeano:
Us lot over in Europe will have to wait till Friday to contribute to this thread. :-( </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

isn't it Thursday... i live in sweden and it releases the 19:th

wittekopke
11-16-2009, 11:54 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by lion.cesar:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by edbeano:
Us lot over in Europe will have to wait till Friday to contribute to this thread. :-( </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

isn't it Thursday... i live in sweden and it releases the 19:th </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
thought so to

NuclearFuss
11-16-2009, 11:58 AM
Well the UK get it on the 20th.

NoxieDC
11-16-2009, 12:27 PM
Desmond: "What the ****?"

Right after the ending. Spoke my mind there D.

AnimatedMonster
11-16-2009, 12:45 PM
Lucy: Desmond, shut the **** up!...please.

craxe
11-16-2009, 02:47 PM
I'm pretty sure theres one like, "I'm here to take names and kick *** *wince* and I just twisted my ankle"

l Khasim l
11-16-2009, 02:58 PM
Just reminded myself from another one, but that's a
<span class="ev_code_RED">SPOILER</span> <span class="ev_code_WHITE">when you test the flying machine and crash it onto a building Leo says "IT WORKED!"</span>
I LMAO'd to that on Riccio's channel.

GariStz
11-16-2009, 03:18 PM
Favorite quote? Hmm....I always liked how Ezio says to Carlo in the E3 gameplay demo (I'm not sure if it is pronounced right) "requiescat in pace" ! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Confusious30
11-16-2009, 05:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Khasim83:
&lt;Ezio's Mother&gt; You need to find yourself some new outlets.
&lt;Ezio&gt; Mom, I already have outlets.
&lt;Ezio's Mother&gt; I mean other than ******s.
&lt;Ezio&gt; Moom! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
W.I.N.

I also loved Uncle Mario's "It's-a me, Mario!"

cgdemon894
11-16-2009, 05:24 PM
Ezio to his sister's ex-boyfriend:

Ezio- You insult my sister! By hanging around with this Putana!!!

(Fat Girls Face = Insulted)

OSnailsO
11-16-2009, 05:28 PM
Spoiler... add spoiler tag... Please... I need that tag up!

EzioAssassin51
11-17-2009, 12:02 AM
I'm not sure whether or not the ****** conversation is in the game!

I like some quotes like

"Father... I'LL KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!"

"You better run boy... and fast" A theif says that!

This is after the... "scene"

Ezio: "Buongiorno Mother. Come Stai?"
Maria: "Molto Bene (or bene i don't know) e tu?
Ezio: *Moves head from side to side*
Maria: "Still recovering from last night?"
Ezio: "I have no idea what you're talking about"
Maria: "Of course you don't..."

Mcmole2
11-17-2009, 12:14 AM
The ****** quote is confirmed to be in the game. When Ezio promises to kill, in the original trailer, he was shown without the assassin's robes, but now he is wearing them during that scene. What caused that change?

Lordikris
12-27-2009, 12:53 AM
"Afraid to handle things yourself?"

"Your sister was quite pleased with the handling i gave her earlier!"

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">OOOOWWWW DAYYYUM </span>

SupaX
12-28-2009, 12:56 PM
Ezio: Christina,Christina!

Christina: whos there?

Ezio: its me!

Christina: Oh, Ezio i should have knowned.

Ezio: may i come in?

Christina: Fine, But only for a mintue.

Ezio: A minute is all I need

Christina: Indeed....

Ezio: Wait....... that came out wrong....



HAHAHAHHAHAA that always cracks me up http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Miss_Auditore
01-02-2010, 04:44 PM
It's gotta be "You don't recognise me? Itsa me...Mario!" Made me laugh so much the first time lol, and still does actually http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
Another one that made me laugh was when I accidentally fell on a citizen, and a guard yelled "You piece of s***!" I then killed him http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ziggurcat
01-03-2010, 12:56 PM
"it's-a me! mario!"

Snake_Servantess
12-15-2010, 04:26 PM
My favorite quotes from AC2 are:

Shaun: What part of "I am busy" do you not understand? Is it the "I" bit referring to me? Is it the "am" bit referring to doing something? Is it the "busy"? I'm busy!

Ezio: Antonio, this is Leonardo the master inventor who built this...pietza de merda (sp).

Moyase420
12-15-2010, 09:32 PM
"Insieme per la vittoria!"

SlimeDynamiteD
12-16-2010, 01:02 PM
I always like Shaun's sarcasm here's some examples of the ones I liked:

Shaun: Hello Desmond... Go away.

Next one:
Shaun: What are you Desmond, a vegan? You'd be the first vegan Assassin in history.

And another one:
Lucy what's wrong with this guy?! I think he's stalking me!

Or this one:
No, England is not part of Europe; we simply tolerate it (to Rebecca xD even though this is in Brotherhood)

Sanctus91
12-16-2010, 01:37 PM
ITS A ME MARIO

xcamthemandudex
12-16-2010, 04:51 PM
&lt;spoiler&gt;
<span class="ev_code_WHITE">Desmond: Hey wassa-matta-you, Altiar?
Rebecca: That's racist!
Desmond: You're racist.
Lucy: Really? This is what you guys are doing?
...
Shaun: Anyone up for reconciliatory yoga? Anyone?</span>

Oh wacky antics!

I also like the

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">
Cesare Borgia: If I want to take, I take! If I want to live, I live! If I want you to die, YOU DIE!</span>

&lt;/spoiler&gt;

Inorganic9_2
12-16-2010, 05:05 PM
Is that a wind up, or is that racism thing seriously a line? That's not one I've heard! haha (where is it?)

I do enjoy this one

"I'll kill you, fottuto francese!" - Bartolomeo to the Baron de Valois

It's just so brutally simple.

MCB280
12-16-2010, 10:28 PM
Bartolomeo yelling to the baron de Valois There is nothing in between your legs in fact there is a hole that goes so deep it reaches into the underworld.
and this one Bartolomeo to Ezio where did you learn to speak french. Ezio replies There were a few french women in Florence (in its Italian name)
and from AC2
Ezio: Christina,Christina!
Christina: whos there?
Ezio: its me!
Christina: Oh, Ezio i should have knowned.
Ezio: may i come in?
Christina: Fine, But only for a mintue.
Ezio: A minute is all I need
Christina: Indeed....
Ezio: Wait....... that came out wrong....
that makes me laugh every time

mustangmaniak20
12-17-2010, 06:24 AM
sister Teodora: Mens` harts grow firmer in my care.
Ezio:Among other things I`m sure...

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

xcamthemandudex
12-19-2010, 09:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
Or this one:
No, England is not part of Europe; we simply tolerate it (to Rebecca xD even though this is in Brotherhood) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

"...; you know, like a person tolerates herpes."
One of my favorites!

XxKillaSniperxX
12-20-2010, 12:04 AM
Desmond: Abestergo has some ****ed up interior decorators. (I pretty sure he's says that. Been awhile since I've played ac2)

ThaWhistle
12-20-2010, 10:35 AM
if oyu jump around infront of guards, sometimes they will say something to the effect of "he must be from Napoli, they all must be crazy to live next to a volcano."

xcamthemandudex
12-20-2010, 12:27 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ThaWhistle:
if oyu jump around infront of guards, sometimes they will say something to the effect of "he must be from Napoli, they all must be crazy to live next to a volcano." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've heard that one before! It makes me laugh when guards say weird things.

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Citizen: "He must be late... and she must be beautiful."

Terran97
12-20-2010, 02:05 PM
Guard: "I hear &lt;insert action here&gt; does wonders to a man's balls.