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fordfan25
05-13-2005, 04:28 PM
...thats right i traveld into the futer "2 weeks" and stole the read me hahahahaha. if you dont want me to post it you will have to pay me....1 million space bucks mhahaha mhahaha mhahaha. also i have bearcat traped in my secret under ground base. unless you want him eatn by my evil seabass monsters you will have to change your name to skippy.

VW-IceFire
05-13-2005, 05:25 PM
...with lasers attached to their heads? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

*laughs*

lrrp22
05-13-2005, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by VW-IceFire:
...with lasers attached to their heads? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

*laughs*

Yes- and 'frickin' laser beams at that! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Hunter82
05-13-2005, 05:40 PM
I want sharks wih laser beams attached to their freakin heads in PF

steve_v
05-13-2005, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Hunter82:
I want sharks wih laser beams attached to their freakin heads in PF http://home.earthlink.net/~viner45/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/what.jpg

crazyivan1970
05-13-2005, 06:13 PM
will you take in rubles? If so, rent a truck http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

fordfan25
05-13-2005, 07:06 PM
Originally posted by VW-IceFire:
...with lasers attached to their heads? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

*laughs*


do thay make any other kind http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

fordfan25
05-13-2005, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by crazyivan1970:
will you take in rubles? If so, rent a truck http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

no but i will take payment in frozzen tatter tots http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Hunter82
05-13-2005, 07:11 PM
Better bring a 48 footer then......

fordfan25
05-13-2005, 07:11 PM
O O oo and beer tatter tots and beer. none of that euro crapola eather i want colt 45 hahahah although fosters will do. better hurry though my copy past botton is geting itchy and my seabass are hungry mhmhmhhaahahahah http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

fordfan25
05-13-2005, 07:27 PM
Originally posted by Hunter82:
I want sharks wih laser beams attached to their freakin heads in PF

yea there is the in 5.0 patch/add on. see ivan with each passing moment your deepst fear becomes truth. i will press the button my friend o yes i will do it.

Copperhead310th
05-13-2005, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by Hunter82:
Better bring a 48 footer then......

how bout a 45 foot flatbed???
and it even comes with little ole me
driving!
i even have my class A's with all enndorsments!
not mention i have the lingo down.

"ya better break er' down there driver ya got a full grown on yer front door just past the 187 yard stick and a coulple of bed-buggers broke down on the granny lane with a busted 5th wheel and 5 flat tires. looks like that ole aligator got em'. other than that ya'l clear all the way on back to the "Monkey" (montgomery, al)
Ol Copperhead here's gonna slither on down this-a-way and ya'll go that-a-way and we'll catch yas on the flip, cause i'm a kickin over fence posts, and a knocking down doors, picking up good girls and turnin' em inta Wh0res rgr."

and YES truckers really do talk that way. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

fordfan25
05-13-2005, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Copperhead310th:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hunter82:
Better bring a 48 footer then......

how bout a 45 foot flatbed???
and it even comes with little ole me
driving!
i even have my class A's with all enndorsments!
not mention i have the lingo down.

"ya better break er' down there driver ya got a full grown on yer front door just past the 187 yard stick and a coulple of bed-buggers broke down on the granny lane with a busted 5th wheel and 5 flat tires. looks like that ole aligator got em'. other than that ya'l clear all the way on back to the "Monkey" (montgomery, al)
Ol Copperhead here's gonna slither on down this-a-way and ya'll go that-a-way and we'll catch yas on the flip, cause i'm a kickin over fence posts, and a knocking down doors, picking up good girls and turnin' em inta Wh0res rgr."

and YES truckers really do talk that way. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


yep there are geeky truck drivers to lol thats there version of stuff like n00b ect lol.

bazzaah2
05-14-2005, 03:02 AM
at last a sensible post about a patch. That time travel thing could really catch on.

carguy_
05-14-2005, 09:01 AM
"Skippy"?



http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

fordfan25
05-14-2005, 09:46 AM
yea, i just piturer him as a skippy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

TAGERT.
05-14-2005, 09:47 AM
Originally posted by fordfan25:
...thats right i traveld into the futer "2 weeks" and stole the read me hahahahaha. if you dont want me to post it you will have to pay me....1 million space bucks mhahaha mhahaha mhahaha. also i have bearcat traped in my secret under ground base. unless you want him eatn by my evil seabass monsters you will have to change your name to skippy. My cat's breath smells like day old milk

fordfan25
05-14-2005, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by TAGERT.:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fordfan25:
...thats right i traveld into the futer "2 weeks" and stole the read me hahahahaha. if you dont want me to post it you will have to pay me....1 million space bucks mhahaha mhahaha mhahaha. also i have bearcat traped in my secret under ground base. unless you want him eatn by my evil seabass monsters you will have to change your name to skippy. My cat's breath smells like day old milk </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


thats nice TAG. now go lay back down before you hurt your self http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Cajun76
05-14-2005, 10:49 AM
Those had best be ill tempered seabass.....



Riiiiightt.

x__CRASH__x
05-14-2005, 11:08 AM
I highly disapprove of these O.T., obvious spam topics. Mods should be doing more to prevent this kind of behavior. I'm extremely disappointed.

Hunter82
05-14-2005, 11:12 AM
Yes they should...ermmm I mean http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/354.gif


Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
I highly disapprove of these O.T., obvious spam topics. Mods should be doing more to prevent this kind of behavior. I'm extremely disappointed.

fordfan25
05-14-2005, 11:51 AM
Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
I highly disapprove of these O.T., obvious spam topics. Mods should be doing more to prevent this kind of behavior. I'm extremely disappointed.

LMAO. i almost got a little pi$$ed then i relised it was you crash hahahah http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

steiner562
05-14-2005, 12:34 PM
wrong forum but funnyhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

fordfan25
05-14-2005, 09:24 PM
Originally posted by steiner562:
wrong forum but funnyhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

i try my best. it being in the wrong forum is part of the fun lol

Fehler
05-14-2005, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Copperhead310th:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hunter82:
Better bring a 48 footer then......

how bout a 45 foot flatbed???
and it even comes with little ole me
driving!
i even have my class A's with all enndorsments!
not mention i have the lingo down.

"ya better break er' down there driver ya got a full grown on yer front door just past the 187 yard stick and a coulple of bed-buggers broke down on the granny lane with a busted 5th wheel and 5 flat tires. looks like that ole aligator got em'. other than that ya'l clear all the way on back to the "Monkey" (montgomery, al)
Ol Copperhead here's gonna slither on down this-a-way and ya'll go that-a-way and we'll catch yas on the flip, cause i'm a kickin over fence posts, and a knocking down doors, picking up good girls and turnin' em inta Wh0res rgr."

and YES truckers really do talk that way. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


OMG! All this time, and I knew it! Copperhead is a trucker! Now I have the whole picture in my head... Net-back NASCAAR hat, cut-off flannel shirt, double-wide trailer (Complete with junk car and washing machine out front), rebel flag flyin' trucker!!!

But how did he lernt ta peck on a puter?

LOL. Copperhead ya r redneck through n through!

LeadSpitter_
05-15-2005, 01:47 AM
Connect 4.0

http://gamefest.com/images/10680483921068048392Connect-Four-Cover.gif

GT182
05-15-2005, 09:00 AM
How about using a 53 foot reefer? With the price of diesel fuel is so high you gotta be able to haul more... good buddy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif LOL I have all my endorsements too.

Copperhead isn't the only trucker on here. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif And, Fehler is just plain jealous. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

fordfan25
05-15-2005, 11:39 AM
look hear fellas i dont care how you get it hear it had just better be hear. i dont know how much longer i can keep bearcat safe from the sea bass. and that 5.0 read me sure has some good stuff in it. better light a fire guys.

Finkeren
05-16-2005, 12:33 PM
53 foot reefer? That will get you pretty high, if you stand on top of it. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
http://imagescommerce.bcentral.com/merchantfiles/4508723/smileyface2.gif

noshens
05-16-2005, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
I highly disapprove of these O.T., obvious spam topics. Mods should be doing more to prevent this kind of behavior. I'm extremely disappointed.
Quoted for truth. Admins with their double standards are teh lose.

BaylorMax
05-23-2005, 11:00 AM
ROFLMAO!

This is a great thread to bring humor to a Monday. Thanks all!

BaylorMax

Philipscdrw
05-24-2005, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by noshens:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
I highly disapprove of these O.T., obvious spam topics. Mods should be doing more to prevent this kind of behavior. I'm extremely disappointed.
Quoted for truth. Admins with their double standards are teh lose. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, nothing shows your disapproval of spam threads more than replying to them... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Nice thread! Have a biscuit.

Vipez-
05-30-2005, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by fordfan25:
...thats right i travelled into the future "2 weeks" and stole the read me hahahahaha.

Just out of curiosity, which year did you end up into ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

NegativeGee
05-30-2005, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
I highly disapprove of these O.T., obvious spam topics. Mods should be doing more to prevent this kind of behavior. I'm extremely disappointed.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1241.gif

fordfan25
05-30-2005, 01:39 PM
Originally posted by Vipez-:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fordfan25:
...thats right i travelled into the future "2 weeks" and stole the read me hahahahaha.

Just out of curiosity, which year did you end up into ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

well thats one of the big secrets that i found out. it seems olge has been reverse enginering FB form MCFS #7 wich was smuggled to him from the year 2025 by time bandits.

fherathras
05-30-2005, 03:00 PM
interesting...


please elaborate, like

is bill gates still alive? ect...

SeaNorris
05-30-2005, 03:32 PM
Finally some humor:

Hunter82 ~ I want sharks wih laser beams attached to their freakin heads in PF

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

fordfan25
05-30-2005, 06:29 PM
Originally posted by fherathras:
interesting...


please elaborate, like

is bill gates still alive? ect...

o yes he is in fact...well in a sense. he had him self cloned. in fact the bill gates of to day is a clone. we have actully never actully seen the real billy. in fact the actul persons name was "Brian funktomiyier whyen Jhon Nester the 3rd" he was a cr&p miner in montana. Then after a cave in he was exposed to mutated meathain gas wich gave him the ability to creat soft wear so advanced that its AI is actully able to pinpoint when the best time to crash is.

SeaNorris
05-31-2005, 03:05 AM
Originally posted by fordfan25:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fherathras:
interesting...


please elaborate, like

is bill gates still alive? ect...

o yes he is in fact...well in a sense. he had him self cloned. in fact the bill gates of to day is a clone. we have actully never actully seen the real billy. in fact the actul persons name was "Brian funktomiyier whyen Jhon Nester the 3rd" he was a cr&p miner in montana. Then after a cave in he was exposed to mutated meathain gas wich gave him the ability to creat soft wear so advanced that its AI is actully able to pinpoint when the best time to crash is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

And Maddox & Co please tell me MS have stopped making flight sims by that time.

WTE_Ibis
05-31-2005, 03:20 AM
When will 4 be back to the future?? 5 I can wait for.

fordfan25
05-31-2005, 09:15 AM
Originally posted by SeaNorris:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fordfan25:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fherathras:
interesting...


please elaborate, like

is bill gates still alive? ect...

o yes he is in fact...well in a sense. he had him self cloned. in fact the bill gates of to day is a clone. we have actully never actully seen the real billy. in fact the actul persons name was "Brian funktomiyier whyen Jhon Nester the 3rd" he was a cr&p miner in montana. Then after a cave in he was exposed to mutated meathain gas wich gave him the ability to creat soft wear so advanced that its AI is actully able to pinpoint when the best time to crash is. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

And Maddox & Co please tell me MS have stopped making flight sims by that time. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

if your sig got any hotter my pc would catch fire. yep she can slay my vampire any day

SeaNorris
05-31-2005, 09:28 AM
hehe

ok some questions:

1. Is Megile Mod?
2. Who is the pope?
3. What game are maddox making then?
4. Is the Internet Explorer still ****.
5. Is FireFox any better?

fordfan25
05-31-2005, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by SeaNorris:
hehe

ok some questions:

1. Is Megile Mod?
2. Who is the pope?
3. What game are maddox making then?
4. Is the Internet Explorer still ****.
5. Is FireFox any better?

1. No in fact he and RBJ are liveing togather in sunnydale...long story

2. Jerry Springer... another long story

3. Still working on BoB. should be done in 2 weeks.

4.Yes. unless you down load SP 8 with the new framnetwork 6.07,runtime patch 912 and security update 32,423,543. how ever users running windows s.u.xt pro will have scrit errors every three min. thay do have a work around fix though. you will have to hold down the TAB,SHIFT,CTRL,ALT,BACKSPACE,and DELETE keys while typeing "All your monys are belong to me" for 2 hours.

5. only when useing linux 3.8. which by the way is owned by EA.

SeaNorris
05-31-2005, 04:14 PM
I'll stay here with my hot sig http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

fordfan25
05-31-2005, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by SeaNorris:
I'll stay here with my hot sig http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

yea me 2 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

SeaNorris
05-31-2005, 04:55 PM
Originally posted by fordfan25:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SeaNorris:
I'll stay here with my hot sig http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

yea me 2 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I went back to 1986, visited Vice City and they said in the future there will bhe robots, is this true?

fordfan25
05-31-2005, 09:43 PM
Originally posted by SeaNorris:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fordfan25:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SeaNorris:
I'll stay here with my hot sig http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

yea me 2 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I went back to 1986, visited Vice City and they said in the future there will bhe robots, is this true? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

not as many as you would think. its less I_robot and a little more blade runner. the biggst robotic advancments have come from the por-n industry. wich reminds me, my S.M.G Buffy Mk3 should be fully recharged.

sapre
06-01-2005, 12:49 AM
Is any new ship modelled in beta 5.0?

FI_Macca44
06-01-2005, 06:06 AM
yes, these two, among others

http://www.starwars.com/databank/starship/imperialstardestroyer/img/movie_bg.jpg

sapre
06-01-2005, 08:13 AM
Originally posted by FI_Macca44:
yes, these two, among others

http://www.starwars.com/databank/starship/imperialstardestroyer/img/movie_bg.jpg

That TIE Fighter's top speed and turnrate is way overmodelled.
Is Oleg actually listening to the imperialwhiners rubish?

FI_Macca44
06-01-2005, 08:50 AM
Well....this nice person is responsible for all the nuances of TIE's modelling....

http://www.starwars.com/databank/character/darthvader/img/movie_bg.jpg

So if you have any doubts go to him and give him you'r petition...

the risk is yourshttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

S!

Macca

MEGILE
06-01-2005, 09:12 AM
This thread is like a trip after some bad crack cocaine.

fordfan25
06-01-2005, 10:21 AM
Originally posted by FI_Macca44:
yes, these two, among others

http://www.starwars.com/databank/starship/imperialstardestroyer/img/movie_bg.jpg

hay...what are those KI-84's doing in frount of that star distroyer?

fordfan25
06-01-2005, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by Megile:
This thread is like a trip after some bad crack cocaine.

you know, that stuff aint good for ya. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif