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Cloud_Cat
04-14-2005, 03:00 PM
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...Follow the instructions to find your new
name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle b = doombah
c = goober d = cheesey
e = crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus
i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie
m = sleezy n = sloopy
o = fluffy p = stinky
q = slimy r = dorfus
s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy
w = liver x = skippy
y = dinky z = zippy


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin b = feather
c = giggle d = burger
e = chicken f = barffy
g = lizard h = waffle
i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken
m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster
q = buckle r = gizzard
s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle
w = hubble x = dingle
y = gorilla z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = butt b = boob
c = face d = nose
e = hump f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush
m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits
q = toes r = doodle
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
day!!!!!!!!!!

Cloud_Cat
04-14-2005, 03:00 PM
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness
to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humour...Follow the instructions to find your new
name.

The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
And the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey. The evil
Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first
name:

a = snickle b = doombah
c = goober d = cheesey
e = crusty f = greasy
g = dumbo h = farcus
i = dorky j = doofus
k = funky l = boobie
m = sleezy n = sloopy
o = fluffy p = stinky
q = slimy r = dorfus
s = snooty t = tootsie
u = dipsy v = sneezy
w = liver x = skippy
y = dinky z = zippy


Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin b = feather
c = giggle d = burger
e = chicken f = barffy
g = lizard h = waffle
i = farkle j = monkey
k = flippin l = fricken
m = bubble n = rhino
o = potty p = hamster
q = buckle r = gizzard
s = lickin t = snickle
u = chuckle v = pickle
w = hubble x = dingle
y = gorilla z = girdle

Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = butt b = boob
c = face d = nose
e = hump f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = head l = tush
m = chunks n = dunkin
o = brains p = biscuits
q = toes r = doodle
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = frack
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = hiney z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults
laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your
day!!!!!!!!!!

quillan
04-14-2005, 03:09 PM
And always remember, when you're having a bad day, that it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 to extend your middle finger and tell them to... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

subnuts
04-14-2005, 03:14 PM
Dorfus Dippindunkin!
Son of Snooty Chickengizzard and Dorfus Dippindunkin.

dagamecat
04-14-2005, 03:14 PM
and this can come in useful when sending emails:

http://www.zefrank.com/punc/


heh, well I find it amusing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

blue_76
04-14-2005, 05:20 PM
drinking alcohol works for me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

VoidChoice
04-14-2005, 05:25 PM
Sleezy Gigglepants http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif