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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:30 PM
Just a little form to help out the guys leaving. Just circle what best describes your situation.

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Fellow forum members,

I just wanted to say I am leaving the IL-2 forum because:

a) My feelings were hurt.
b) The mods hate me.
c) everyone else is always wrong.
d) I have been grounded off the computer till I get my grades up.
e) A divorce attorney left a message on the answering machine saying he was returning my wife's call.


I will not be back to the forum until:

a) All the Mods molly-coddle me and say they didn't mean to hurt my feelings.
b) I get my grades up.
c) Everyone forgets what an jerk I am.
d) I realize that no one cares that I left.
e) They fix the (Insert aircraft name) flight model.


The reason I am posting this good-bye letter is because:

a) I am hoping that everyone will tell me that I will be missed.
b) I'm not really leaving, I'm trying to reach 1,000 posts and this thread should add another dozen or more.
c) I'm not really leaving, just looking for attention.(again)
d) So when I get back, you'll know to ask how I made out on the divorce.


I will surely be missed because:

a) I don't put up with the Mod's crap!
b) I whine for the people who are to weak to whine.
c) I ask really productive questions like "Is FB better than Lo-Mac?".
d) I'm good at scaring off forum noobs.


In closing, I will miss:

a) None of you Nancyboys except RBJ
b) All of you guys including RBJ
c) Only RBJ



And I truly hope that:

a) Everyone begs me not to go.
b) The Mods don't lock this thread.
c) Lucky_Skunk doesn't call me a troll.
d) They fix the (Insert aircraft name) flight model so I can come back.
e) My lawyer is better than my Wife's.

Warmest regards,


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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:30 PM
Just a little form to help out the guys leaving. Just circle what best describes your situation.

-------------------------------------------

Fellow forum members,

I just wanted to say I am leaving the IL-2 forum because:

a) My feelings were hurt.
b) The mods hate me.
c) everyone else is always wrong.
d) I have been grounded off the computer till I get my grades up.
e) A divorce attorney left a message on the answering machine saying he was returning my wife's call.


I will not be back to the forum until:

a) All the Mods molly-coddle me and say they didn't mean to hurt my feelings.
b) I get my grades up.
c) Everyone forgets what an jerk I am.
d) I realize that no one cares that I left.
e) They fix the (Insert aircraft name) flight model.


The reason I am posting this good-bye letter is because:

a) I am hoping that everyone will tell me that I will be missed.
b) I'm not really leaving, I'm trying to reach 1,000 posts and this thread should add another dozen or more.
c) I'm not really leaving, just looking for attention.(again)
d) So when I get back, you'll know to ask how I made out on the divorce.


I will surely be missed because:

a) I don't put up with the Mod's crap!
b) I whine for the people who are to weak to whine.
c) I ask really productive questions like "Is FB better than Lo-Mac?".
d) I'm good at scaring off forum noobs.


In closing, I will miss:

a) None of you Nancyboys except RBJ
b) All of you guys including RBJ
c) Only RBJ



And I truly hope that:

a) Everyone begs me not to go.
b) The Mods don't lock this thread.
c) Lucky_Skunk doesn't call me a troll.
d) They fix the (Insert aircraft name) flight model so I can come back.
e) My lawyer is better than my Wife's.

Warmest regards,


__________________________


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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:36 PM
LOL. That's a good idea, but I don't believe anyone will care to use it. Good humor! S!

Buzz_25th
11-05-2003, 07:36 PM
Not bad not bad.

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:36 PM
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Thank you for making this easy with this form :P

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:38 PM
Wow, you must be bored LMAO.


If I were to leave Id blame it on the commie bastards who are caught up in their rules & regulations.

Come-ooooon!

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Zayets
11-05-2003, 07:40 PM
Tired of Lomac forum ,Skunk?
here's a quiz for ya:
1.What's an aileron?
2.Who invented the trim on a slider
3.What's the size of the leaked beta

NOTE: all questions are mandatory.Failure to respond to all 3 will result in immediate ban.



Zayets out

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:40 PM
Don't be an ignorant idiotic brat.
You are only offending those who wish to leave.
leave they'r reasons for themselfs.

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:44 PM
LOL, you actually got the time to thinnk and write these multiple choices???

/me scratch my head

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:49 PM
It's only a joke. Don't get your panties in a wad.


resev wrote:
- Don't be an ignorant idiotic brat.
- You are only offending those who wish to leave.
- leave they'r reasons for themselfs.




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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:51 PM
98% out of a possible 100 on the LMAO scale

"We make war that we may live in peace."

Aristotle

XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:53 PM
I thought the guy's attempt to make a reasonably dignified exit was fair enough. It's a poor show if you not allowed a final 'goodbye cruel world' post.

People who return after a week after the final farewell do irritate me slightly though.

XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 07:56 PM
What's this place coming to?

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 08:10 PM
Zayets wrote:
- Tired of Lomac forum ,Skunk?

Me? heck no. This is the greatest forum in the world, bor-none.

- here's a quiz for ya:
- 1.What's an aileron?

It's Norelia spelled backwards.

- 2.Who invented the trim on a slider

Sheesh,easy. One might think RBJ but it was well before or time.

Admiral David Glasgow Farragut (1801-1870)
"Damn the slider, full trim ahead!"

- 3.What's the size of the leaked beta

Lock-on.exe 128,705,536kb- Demo is Beta 5, leaked about a month ago.

-
- NOTE: all questions are mandatory.Failure to respond
- to all 3 will result in immediate ban.
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-
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- Zayets out
-
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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 08:22 PM
nice work skunk, so all you have to do now is fill your form and show us a perfect example of leaving... bye bye /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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Zayets
11-05-2003, 08:22 PM
Hmmmm,let's see

Question 1, correct answer although not fully decribed.For the ones not knowing what a norelia is, well , a norelia is an aileron spelled backwards.

Question 2 , I put this question because I didn't had a clue.Thx for your answer.Now I see the light

Question 3



You know , ppl come such a close way to perfection and they screw it at the last test!Your answer is incomplete.
The uncompressed size (no mods) is 322,240,855 bytes
And the compressed size is ,right, 128,705,536 , but you've said kb's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sheeeees , is bytes,man... I'm sad. YOU HAVE FAILED.Let me PM Tully /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Zayets out

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 08:22 PM
Here you go Lucky Skunk, here's your form.

Fellow forum members,

I just wanted to say I am leaving the IL-2 forum because:

f) I have many good friends on this forum who have encouraged and supported my work throughout the last two years.

I will not be back to the forum until:

f) A common sense approach is adopted by UBI to board moderation.

The reason I am posting this good-bye letter is because:

f) Someone who has probably have never done anything more constructive for the community than post whitty sarcasm believe it amusing to construct this post.

I will surely be missed because:

f) IMHO I've allways tried to help others and not belitle or abuse them.

In closing, I will miss:

f) Those decent, helpfull and GENUINLY funny folks who have made this board half-way tolerable to visit.

And I truly hope that:

f) Common sense will prevail.

Warmest regards,

Aces


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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 08:25 PM
- The uncompressed size (no mods) is 322,240,855 bytes
- And the compressed size is ,right, 128,705,536 , but
- you've said kb's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sheeeees , is
- bytes,man... I'm sad. YOU HAVE FAILED.Let me PM
- Tully

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Crap. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif


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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 08:25 PM
Funny.

Do you have a form for me to fill out if I want to join this forum?

Oh...wait...let me think now...forget it.


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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 08:27 PM
Aces_High_2 wrote:
- Here you go Lucky Skunk, here's your form.

Jeez, I hate long good-byes...

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Zayets
11-05-2003, 08:27 PM
Lucky_Skunk wrote:

Say Skunk,what do you fly?And where?

Zayets out

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 08:28 PM
I love posts like this. Well thought out and suprisingly revealing.



Lucky_Skunk wrote:
-
- I just wanted to say I am leaving the IL-2 forum
- because:
-
- a) My feelings were hurt.
- b) The mods hate me.
- c) everyone else is always wrong.
- d) I have been grounded off the computer till I get
- my grades up.
- e) A divorce attorney left a message on the
- answering machine saying he was returning my wife's
- call.

f) the teletubbies are coming on soon



- I will not be back to the forum until:
-
- a) All the Mods molly-coddle me and say they didn't
- mean to hurt my feelings.
- b) I get my grades up.
- c) Everyone forgets what an jerk I am.
- d) I realize that no one cares that I left.
- e) They fix the (Insert aircraft name) flight model.

f) I get bored and realize this is the only forum worth posting in



- The reason I am posting this good-bye letter is
- because:
-
- a) I am hoping that everyone will tell me that I
- will be missed.
- b) I'm not really leaving, I'm trying to reach 1,000
- posts and this thread should add another dozen or
- more.
- c) I'm not really leaving, just looking for
- attention.(again)
- d) So when I get back, you'll know to ask how I made
- out on the divorce.

e) I want to get the last word




- I will surely be missed because:
-
- a) I don't put up with the Mod's crap!
- b) I whine for the people who are to weak to whine.
- c) I ask really productive questions like "Is FB
- better than Lo-Mac?".
- d) I'm good at scaring off forum noobs.

e)I am Stuart Smiley's twin brother, and gosh darn it, People like me!



- In closing, I will miss:
-
- a) None of you Nancyboys except RBJ
- b) All of you guys including RBJ
- c) Only RBJ

d) RBJ's old sig pic ... where did it go?



- And I truly hope that:
-
- a) Everyone begs me not to go.
- b) The Mods don't lock this thread.
- c) Lucky_Skunk doesn't call me a troll.
- d) They fix the (Insert aircraft name) flight model
- so I can come back.
- e) My lawyer is better than my Wife's.

f) Everyone agrees with me and decides to leave the forum too.

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Zayets
11-05-2003, 08:31 PM
RayBanJockey wrote:
- I love posts like this. Well thought out and
- suprisingly revealing.
-


Skunk!
Youre a hero! You brought an ace among us!

Zayets out

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 08:33 PM
Hehe, good sarcasm.

When some of you want to leave, just say good-bye or keep silence. Don't blame someone or call us freaks when we're still having fun with no problem. That attitude lasted over 10 years in sim community and we're immune to them. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 08:34 PM
Hoarmurath wrote:
- nice work skunk, so all you have to do now is fill
- your form and show us a perfect example of
- leaving... bye bye

save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 09:08 PM
Haha. nice one Skunk.

XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 09:52 PM
A
E (JUG)
B
B
D, NONE of the above
B, maybe C

XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 09:54 PM
An amusing thread, now I remember why I come here /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 10:35 PM
Lucky_Skunk wrote:
- Hoarmurath wrote:
-- nice work skunk, so all you have to do now is fill
-- your form and show us a perfect example of
-- leaving... bye bye
-
- save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your
- date.


You've obviously perfected that one then

XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 10:59 PM
EasyEight wrote:
-
- Lucky_Skunk wrote:
-- Hoarmurath wrote:
--- nice work skunk, so all you have to do now is fill
--- your form and show us a perfect example of
--- leaving... bye bye
--
-- save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your
-- date.
-
-
- You've obviously perfected that one then
-
-

ROFL!

Aww,shuck you got me with that one!

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 11:04 PM
Funny, start a topic of this kind and just some minutes later, Buzzz arrives.

Frankly, with all his efforts over the past two years, this guy deserves to be a mod /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Cheers,

Zayets
11-05-2003, 11:17 PM
Banana

Zayets out

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XyZspineZyX
11-05-2003, 11:22 PM
Zayets wrote:
- Banana



I think you meant:

<table style="filter:glow[color=yellow,strength=4)">Banana</table style>



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Zayets
11-05-2003, 11:25 PM
Yes,that's exactly what I meant!!!

Zayets out

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 12:19 AM
*Chuckle*

Love those bananas, Gemini.

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 03:04 AM
Someone give this skunk a medal.
Very funny.

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 03:13 AM
Someone give him photoshop, theres betterways to waste time http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 04:05 AM
/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LMAO /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif ROFLMAO /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LOL!

Best post of the day, (so far), for me.

GOOD ONE!

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 04:20 AM
Lucky_Skunk wrote:
- Just a little form to help out the guys leaving.
- Just circle what best describes your situation.
-
--------------------------------------------
-
- Fellow forum members,
-
- I just wanted to say I am leaving the IL-2 forum
- because:
-

Who said I was leaving? Thats damn propoganda! You been taking your meds??!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

- I will not be back to the forum until:

Someone supplies me with a lifetime supply of cookies.

- The reason I am posting this good-bye letter is
- because:

So I can get a kick out of people flaming each other and blaming each other for me leaving, followed by conclusions by NPCs until the pizza arrives.

- I will surely be missed because:

I wont be selling my magic bait here anymore.

- In closing, I will miss:

Oleg, CrazyIvan and Ferretzilla.

- And I truly hope that:

The pizza arrives before the lock. (TPABTL)

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Oh yeah, I'm a P-63 whiner too! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 05:24 AM
LeadSpitter_ wrote:
- Someone give him photoshop, theres betterways to
- waste time /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
-

LOL, just had some time to kill while I was heating up my Hot Pockets during lunch.

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XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 05:29 AM
Mommy have to work late skunk and you need some attention?

Quite hitting refresh hoping to see another...dood that post is teh bomb.

XyZspineZyX
11-06-2003, 05:35 AM
rummyrum wrote:
- Mommy have to work late skunk and you need some
- attention?
-
- Quite hitting refresh hoping to see another...dood
- that post is teh bomb.
-
First, I'm sorry your mother has to work late. Second, thanks for the offer but between my job, mortgage, and wife, I get plenty of attention. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


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