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sumoaltus
11-23-2010, 10:07 PM
1. His ability to leap from building to building in a single bound

Haywood92
11-23-2010, 10:08 PM
2. He's Italian.

Fuglegalskap
11-23-2010, 10:19 PM
3. Hes an assassin

DGLee12
11-24-2010, 12:54 AM
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4. The look on his face when Cristina rebuffs him and he says "Come back' I wanted to be charming....and witty"

TheEpicWolf
11-24-2010, 12:58 AM
His beard! and Italian sexiness ;p LOL

DGLee12
11-24-2010, 01:00 AM
6. The fact he can be shot 15 times, take some medicine and recover instantly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Tuck2103
11-24-2010, 01:48 AM
His permanent handsomeness.

raziale
11-24-2010, 07:51 AM
8 The fact that he has ten fingers

persiateddy95
11-24-2010, 07:53 AM
9. He has a nice costume.

Ruscris
11-24-2010, 07:56 AM
10.He owns all businesses in Rome.

tyrce111
11-24-2010, 07:57 AM
10. His best friend is gay and posibly in love with him and he's ok with it...

persiateddy95
11-24-2010, 08:02 AM
12. He has nice teeth.

AdzMofo
11-24-2010, 08:08 AM
13. coz he kills enemies n duznt afraed of nything

No but seriously:

13. He's badass

14. He gets all the *****es

Catie
11-26-2010, 04:09 PM
15. His voice

MagicalZero ko
11-26-2010, 04:15 PM
16.He's got balls of steel

EdgeX4
11-26-2010, 04:30 PM
17. He can dive froma height of over 400 feet

midgiemelendez
11-26-2010, 04:43 PM
18. He can kill a heavily armored guard with a flimsy broomstick

19. He get's an achievement for said kill

AssassinVenice
11-26-2010, 05:01 PM
20. He's Desmond's ancestor.

GREAZY_FINGAZZ
11-26-2010, 07:43 PM
21. He killed a bunch of guys.

xRich711x
11-26-2010, 07:46 PM
22. He can dive from any conceivable altitude and still remain uninjured so long as there is a small pile of hay or leaves

TooLazy4Name
11-26-2010, 07:47 PM
22. He can beat you in a running race...

(A cookie for whoever gets that reference)

rileypoole1234
11-26-2010, 07:48 PM
23. He got a second chance

XxKillaSniperxX
11-26-2010, 07:51 PM
24. He can gently push you out of the way while he's walking and you're actually ok with it.

LaFawna
11-26-2010, 08:24 PM
Ezio is loyal and always has your back.

xRich711x
11-26-2010, 08:37 PM
27. He makes it rain....MONEY!!


He'll stab you in the face http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

XJoker3697D
11-26-2010, 08:37 PM
26.) His some-what high enough intelligance to be able to actually use 2 hidden blades.

DarthEzio55
11-26-2010, 08:47 PM
28.)A decendant of ALTAIR



29.)A ancestor of Desmond

LaCava1
11-26-2010, 09:08 PM
30.) He has A CAPE!

breakdown89
11-26-2010, 09:22 PM
31.) He can call his Brotherhood at will.

Zanazee
11-27-2010, 01:24 AM
???) He can kill people with his awesome.

DecanDK
11-27-2010, 02:14 AM
33: he shoots poison

Marios725
11-27-2010, 02:48 AM
Originally posted by tolazy4name1:
22. He can beat you in a running race...

(A cookie for whoever gets that reference)


34 He wont hesitate to take ur life http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Sanctus91
11-27-2010, 03:51 AM
35 he really likes sitting on a bench

glenneey
11-27-2010, 04:00 AM
36. He can kill a half naked fat guy whilst sitting on a bench to get 100% synch

EDIT:thats just awesome http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Chariflame
11-27-2010, 10:54 AM
37) He is a gorgeous piece of Italian sexiness.

tyrce111
11-27-2010, 11:07 AM
Hes got a PONYTAIL!

Gypsy816
11-27-2010, 11:17 AM
Originally posted by XxKillaSniperxX:
24. He can gently push you out of the way while he's walking and you're actually ok with it.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif I'm loving these!

mustangmaniak20
11-27-2010, 11:17 AM
38: He can safely climb quickly on a 1 inch ledge while wearing a butt load of armor.

39: He can survive a 30 meter fall just by landing on a guard killing him.

glenneey
11-27-2010, 11:36 AM
40: He is great in solving tombs/puzzles to get armour.



41: He kills wolve people

DarthEzio55
11-27-2010, 11:39 AM
42.) He's Ezio Auditore Da Firenze http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

AssassinVenice
11-27-2010, 11:47 AM
43. He can travell in time to the future and steal Raiden's and Desmond's outfits to use them himself.

44. When he jumps off a high place with the parachute people start to roll on the ground.

WingedBeing
12-02-2010, 01:10 PM
45) He leads a Brotherhood of Assassin's better at hiding than he is.

assassin087
12-02-2010, 03:32 PM
46) He has killed more people than i have seen in my life.

realgangsta213
12-02-2010, 04:01 PM
47. He has a sense of fashion unlike a certain ancestor
48. He's throwing skills are epic. He can throw a spear at someone and the spear will actually alter direction during flight!!!
49. H defies the laws of physics by surviving leap of faiths
50. His clothes defy laws of physics by the way that his eagle pointy bit on his hood never seems to dangle on his face
51. He can carry people twice his weight
52. he figoured out the key to staying eternally young (florentine noble attire)
53. He can stab someone with a dagger and fling him a considerable distance with just one arm
54. He can blend in with a bunch of priests all wearing bright red
55. he can aim at someone within seconds at sure as hell get him
56. He can run really fast and never get tired ( i did a cross country across rome, it's true)
57. he can run the same speed no matter how heavy his armour is
58. HE'S EZIO THE ONLY PERSON WHO EVER EXISTED WHICH COULD POSSIBLY TAKE ON CHUCK NORRIS!!!

if i carried on i'd reach a hundred on my own.

MinerVAX09
12-02-2010, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by realgangsta213:
50. His clothes defy laws of physics by the way that his eagle pointy bit on his hood never seems to dangle on his face


The hood ain't even moving or can't be removed even when he's fighting/jumping/sprinting

MinerVAX09
12-02-2010, 06:36 PM
59. Very badass life experiences
60. His heritage are Assassins http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif
61. He's supposed to live in a cool Villa
62. He can equip armor in an instant
63. He has TWO hidden blades...i don't know, that's cool http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ArchAngelR
12-02-2010, 07:06 PM
64; he can bback hand a guard so hard, even when they have a helmet on, that they spin in a 180.

SupeW
01-19-2011, 01:28 AM
65. He has A Piece of Eden.
66. He still have his ring finger.
67.He's friend of Leonardo da Vinci.
68.He can swim.
69.He can fly.
70.He has crossbow.

AntiChrist7
01-19-2011, 04:10 AM
71. he has an uncle who says "it's-a me, Mario!"

maglaromuna
01-19-2011, 09:06 AM
72. he can easily replenish health even being wounded with guns, spears, axes, crossbow bolts, swords and maces with just a single bottle of medicine.

73. in one video i saw in this forum, he floated 10000 meters above ground.

74. machiavelli said he would write a book about Ezio, it hasnt yet been published.

75. he survived 2 fatal wounds inflicted by gunshots then fell down from a two story building without breaking his neck.

76. HE DODGED AN ONCOMING CANON BALL! AWESOME! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

77. ezio is a very patient man, he sits in the bench for hours and hours waiting for leonardo to come and give him what he wants.

78. because there is the "The official 1000 reasons why we love Ezio Auditore thread"

LordWolv
01-19-2011, 09:44 AM
79. Because his name is so epic I'd happily change mine to it (I'm sad like that).

80. According to the game footage, he doesn't have to eat.

81. He's sad and lonely and can't find love, which makes him an unbelieveable killing machine.

chizzy12
01-19-2011, 10:51 AM
82: He always says requiscat in pace

RipYourSpineOut
01-19-2011, 03:03 PM
83. Even though he acts like a womanizer, he only truly loved one girl http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

rileypoole1234
01-19-2011, 07:55 PM
84.)He banged Caterina Sforza.
85.)He's the richest man in Italy
86.)He can kill you with a broom.
87.)He throws money to distract people.
88.)Hes collected about 101 flags for no reason
89.)He is the Batman of the Renaissance
90.)This picture: http://images3.wikia.nocookie....itore_Berlusconi.jpg (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100317124638/nonciclopedia/images/2/2d/Ezio_Auditore_Berlusconi.jpg)

maglaromuna
01-19-2011, 08:58 PM
90.)This picture: http://images3.wikia.nocookie....itore_Berlusconi.jpg (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100317124638/nonciclopedia/images/2/2d/Ezio_Auditore_Berlusconi.jpg)

lol.

SlimeDynamiteD
01-19-2011, 11:23 PM
91.) Because he's amazing, just the way he is.

ferchotouille
01-20-2011, 01:30 PM
92. He runs, jumps and fights wearing the same outfit every day even the hotter days and still does not stink

93. He can summon any horse around the area and...

94. Horses are truly faithful to him, they always follow him

95. He doesn't get lost at any city or tumb no matter it's his first time there

96. His family runs a brothel!

RedSpider
01-20-2011, 02:25 PM
97: He remains loyal to his mission
98: The way he looks after his family
99: People sacrifice their gondolas for him

joaomuas
01-20-2011, 02:31 PM
100) He can burn down a tower and then in the second later there is an Assassin Tower in its place!

P.S. - Im number 100!

ferchotouille
01-20-2011, 02:54 PM
101. He shows his underwear in the Passion of the Christ sequence at the Colosseum LOL

Dragonfire126
01-20-2011, 02:54 PM
102. While having no weapon at all, can disarm tons of guards, even the ones that flank him.

Smythy01
01-21-2011, 12:17 PM
103. He can pickpocket invisible people.

LordWolv
01-21-2011, 12:39 PM
104. He's so impressive, he's made someone make a thread about him.

xXdarkace666Xx
01-22-2011, 11:39 AM
105. He has perfect aim with a crossbow, even when his target is behind him.

SquarePolo27
01-22-2011, 02:53 PM
106.

He can kill with his awsum. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif