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Yog_Shoggoth
04-22-2006, 01:38 AM
You know, action flick matrerial. last second excapes, miraculous excapes, racey nose art, etc.

Tragedy:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/Atlarge/singed1.jpg
Time for ctrl+E:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/Atlarge/singed2.jpg
Too late, tell my wife I love her:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/Atlarge/singed3.jpg
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/Atlarge/singed4.jpg
Well that's odd...:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/Atlarge/singed5.jpg
That water will really help sooth my third degree burns:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/Atlarge/singed6.jpg

MadRuski
04-22-2006, 01:50 AM
STAR WARS?????
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/MadRuski/grab0006.jpg

CS OWNED B*TCH
http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/MadRuski/grab0000.jpg

WAYS OF IMPROVISING IF CANNON IS JAMMED!!

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/MadRuski/IL2M_W060413_002920_C06041300292045.jpg

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
04-22-2006, 03:07 AM
Your Product On this Space http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/tHeBaLrOgRoCkS/planes/808.jpg

Low_Flyer_MkVb
04-22-2006, 08:43 AM
O.K. -

Having freed agent Heidi LeCoq from the clutches of the villainous villain, I took off alone in hot pusuit of the evil criminal mastermind, while she promised to have a cup of Tesco Premium Tea waiting for me when I returned.

His wingman soon met his maker - but I soon found myself out of ammo with something nasty in my rear-view mirror...he was good, no matter which way I twisted or turned, he would line up and send red-hot tracer at my plane. Nothing for it but the old lure him into the factory chimney routine...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/il22006-04-2413-56-40-10.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/il22006-04-2413-58-59-96.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/il22006-04-2413-58-50-54.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/il22006-04-2413-59-44-65.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/il22006-04-2414-02-17-09.jpg

I checked my Sekonda and flew back to the waiting Heidi.

Low Flyer will return in 'Whirlwinds Are Forever'


Quick question - the best Bond-bird ever was?

EiZ0N
04-22-2006, 08:48 AM
^ heh that was jolly good old chap

Zeus-cat
04-22-2006, 08:55 AM
Aren't Tesco and Premium Tea mutually exclusive???

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
04-22-2006, 11:21 PM
Lol nice one Low, and fore my money its gotta be

Plenty O'Toole - Lana Wood

http://www.jamesbondmm.co.uk/images/bond-girls/daf/lw001.jpg

Anthing after Sean don't count as a bond movie in my book anyhow http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

diomedes33
04-23-2006, 12:01 AM
Traitors can't be trusted by anyone.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/diomedes33/spit.jpg

Low_Flyer_MkVb
04-23-2006, 01:07 AM
Bond had been in the game for so long he had developed an uncanny sixth sense. Despite the smooth landing and the smiling sailors waving at him, he had a feeling that something was not right...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/il22006-04-2507-49-38-89.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/il22006-04-2507-50-53-43.jpg

Yog_Shoggoth
04-23-2006, 01:52 AM
You got a laugh out of me. If I recall correctly a japanese pilot did that at Midway...

F19_Orheim
04-23-2006, 03:32 AM
Well this happened a long time ago, with some friends not "active" anymore. HyperX dissappeared without a trace, which for sure is another proof that he was...IS... Metallgutten, brother of Superman..

The tale of Metallgutten</p>

It all started out as a friendly joust in the sky, a dogfight between
friends. Nobody could really tell he was "metallgutten" because everybody flew
as a plane - and the suit under his jacket didn't show. Byt HyperX was in for a
BIG unmasking. He was to be revealed as Metalgutten, Superman's sweet brother.</p>


Take a look at this picture (http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper1.jpg), Gazoo is landing after
a few rounds from HyperX, and H is closing in for the last kill. Looks
dangerously close (http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper2.jpg) to the ground at a speed of 180 km/h?
Yes indeed, because he is getting oh so much closer to the <A HREF="http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper3.jpg" TARGET=_blank>
ground</A>? Was there a big explosion? Well yes, Gazoo on the ground went up in
smoke, but where did HyperX go? Like a rocket up in the air (http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper4.jpg)?
Evidence 1!</p>


And take a look at this 5 minutes later. Poor Orheim is trying to land after
a duel with HyperX in the air - and as usual he is shot up like a
swiss cheese (http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper5.jpg) with his *** hanging out of the side of
the canopy. Live and let die, HyperX want to make Orheim's landing a bit more
"noticeable", so he shoots (http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper6.jpg) him down is a cloud of fire
(and yes, HyperX is in the middle of that "puddle of hell (http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper7.jpg)&quothttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif.
What comes out on the other side with just the rudder missing?
HyperX (http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper8.jpg)(!) still with his thumb on the trigger - mr
Rambo! Evidence 2!</p>


OK, so we take a break with the dogfighting, HyperX, Gazoo, Choocky and
myself, with a little formationflying. It didn't go THAT well, we never really
seemed to get close enough. But when the squadronleader screamed on the radio:
"Break- and kill eachother"... talk about neat <A HREF="http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper9.jpg" TARGET=_blank>
formationflying</A>, but this time with blood in mind and all fingers on the
triggers. You bloodthirsty bunch!!!! :-D</p>


But let's end the tale with the last evidence that HyperX really is
Metallgutten, sweet brother of Superman. Following the "neat formationflying"
seen above, Gazoo hits the ground with a crash, and then it's HyperX's turn -by
my "hands"! Unfotunately I get a little too close (http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper10.jpg) (me
on the right), and we all expect a big BOOM! WHAT?? WHAT? Yes, it IS me coming
out in pieces to the left (http://www.gbg.bonet.se/bjorta/hyper11.jpg)... and HyperX????? Well he
still roams the sky without a scratch. I rest my case - we have a norwegian
superhero in our squadron- hurrah! :-D</p>


THE END

MadRuski
04-23-2006, 05:12 AM
MOMENTS LIKE THESE... U WISH U HAD A MINTY http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h254/MadRuski/IL2M_W060423_153833_C06042220072113.jpg

thefruitbat
04-23-2006, 05:25 AM
nice, some funny pics here.

now this is the opposite of a bond moment i think! I'd just been editing the default skins in a dgen campaign, and had started an a5 campaign to check it had worked. i noticed it had given me bombs as well, and on a whim before quiting i dropped the bomb for a laugh. Wasnt expecting this though!! i was the fourth plane back.

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/thefruitbat1/dbomb.jpg

cheers fruitbat