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eskimo_2
06-11-2005, 11:27 AM
I€m from Aces High and have only played IL2 out of the box, not online. You guys seem like a nicer bunch than the AH crowd so I can€t help but to wonder if this personality test (written for AH simmers)is applicable here. Try it out.

The €œWhy Everyone Hates You€ Online Combat Pilot Personality Test. (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/take.php?id=2238)

eskimo

Liquid-Koshed
06-11-2005, 11:43 AM
it says im a pasty skinned flightsim junkie who should get a life...who am i to argue http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

RedDeth
06-11-2005, 11:45 AM
hmm.... heres mine........COUGH.

"You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn€t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn€t matter if you die, you know? It€s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won€t have a heart attack. "

FI-Aflak
06-11-2005, 11:47 AM
It called me a n00b!!

I've been playing for close to two years now . . . .

T_O_A_D
06-11-2005, 12:08 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gifTOAD


You are a Suicide Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you would rather take out a stationary building than actually mix it up with other players online. You do know that the other planes are controlled by real people throughout the world, right? Ok, I’ll lighten up; you’re obviously a newbie.

There is just no respect for us Heavy/Coop/ Scipted flyers I guess http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

JamesBlonde888
06-11-2005, 12:09 PM
Hehehe

Aparrently I am a junkie.

Hristo_
06-11-2005, 12:11 PM
"You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn€t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn€t matter if you die, you know? It€s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won€t have a heart attack."

VW-IceFire
06-11-2005, 12:25 PM
This is me:



You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn€t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn€t matter if you die, you know? It€s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won€t have a heart attack.

But then...I fly FW190 most of the time, can you blame me? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Huckebein_UK
06-11-2005, 01:39 PM
You are a Chivalrous Chump. Everyone hates you because you miss the point of the game and they€re tired of hearing you whine. You don€t play to have fun; you play because you think that being valiant will make you some kind of a Knight-in-Shining-Armor. Do you really think that online gallantry matters all that much? Get off your high horse and relax. Have fun. Be stupid. Shoot a chute. Laugh for crying out loud.

LOL! Almost as much fun reading that as playing the game! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Maj_Death
06-11-2005, 01:48 PM
"You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn€t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn€t matter if you die, you know? It€s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won€t have a heart attack."

I'm also an Fw-190 driver, though I mostly do ground attack.

Deedsundone
06-11-2005, 02:06 PM
You are a Chivalrous Chump. Everyone hates you because you miss the point of the game and they€re tired of hearing you whine. You don€t play to have fun; you play because you think that being valiant will make you some kind of a Knight-in-Shining-Armor. Do you really think that online gallantry matters all that much? Get off your high horse and relax. Have fun. Be stupid. Shoot a chute. Laugh for crying out loud

Ohhhh......OK.

SeaFireLIV
06-11-2005, 02:09 PM
You are a Chivalrous Chump. Everyone hates you because you miss the point of the game and they€re tired of hearing you whine. You don€t play to have fun; you play because you think that being valiant will make you some kind of a Knight-in-Shining-Armor. Do you really think that online gallantry matters all that much? Get off your high horse and relax. Have fun. Be stupid. Shoot a chute. Laugh for crying out loud.

Why is it so embarrassingly accurate? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

WOLFMondo
06-11-2005, 02:11 PM
"You are a Suicide Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you would rather take out a stationary building than actually mix it up with other players online. You do know that the other planes are controlled by real people throughout the world, right? Ok, I€ll lighten up; you€re obviously a newbie."

Stationary buildings don't accuse you of cheating when you blow them up. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Willey
06-11-2005, 02:46 PM
I'm a Cherry-Picker... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

How true http://www.ubisoft.de/smileys/3.gif

SeaNorris
06-11-2005, 03:05 PM
You are a Score *****. Everyone hates you because you think that rank matters. Learn to be satisfied with being average and stop trying to fool yourself. You€re not really thinking of putting your rank on your resume, are you? I hope that you don€t expect to be praised for your achievements anytime soon.

Ankanor
06-11-2005, 03:07 PM
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don€t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother€s birthday because you were too busy €œflying€, didn€t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn€t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.

Hmmmm, considering the fact that I havent flown in more than a month, because I am working and studying...
nice thread http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif but be careful!
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/ankanor-sheeplock.jpg

Ugly_Kid
06-11-2005, 03:37 PM
MMmmm... I feel a bit different:

"You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don€t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother€s birthday because you were too busy €œflying€, didn€t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn€t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month."

VV_Holdenb
06-11-2005, 03:49 PM
You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb

No am not http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

ploughman
06-11-2005, 04:02 PM
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie.
http://server2.uploadit.org/files/ankanor-sheeplock.jpg
How come you get to post porn?

Monty_Thrud
06-11-2005, 04:37 PM
You are a Chivalrous Chump. Everyone hates you because you miss the point of the game and they€re tired of hearing you whine. You don€t play to have fun; you play because you think that being valiant will make you some kind of a Knight-in-Shining-Armor. Do you really think that online gallantry matters all that much? Get off your high horse and relax. Have fun. Be stupid. Shoot a chute. Laugh for crying out loud.

Frickin' MOFO's...WTF is WWII online...WRONG is what they are...ruddy poofs...can we declare war on them? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

vocatx
06-11-2005, 04:51 PM
"You are a suicide dweeb"....Okay. Guess that's why my CB handle was Suicide Jockey back when I drove long-haul.But I do like to mix it up. Cr 42 against Spits is a blast!.....Yeah, I guess I am a newbie when it comes to on-line.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

vocatx
06-11-2005, 04:53 PM
Thrud, if we DO declare war on them, I'll be your wingman!

Monty_Thrud
06-11-2005, 04:56 PM
Most welcome...TALLY HOOOO!!...INTO THE ABYSS http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Bluedog72
06-11-2005, 07:21 PM
G'day Eskimo http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Nicer crowd eh? hmmmm try a few hours on HL and check back on that one , same dweebs, noobs, hotshots, cheats, aces, geeks, whiners and morons here as anywhere else virtual pilots gather in numbers.

Certainly makes a change from MA toolshed battling though.

BTW test reckons about me ........

You are a Trash Talkin Tard. Everyone hates you because you are annoying. Did you€re mother not love you? Seriously, there€s something wrong with your ego. If anyone has an attention seeking problem, it€s you. Try shutting up.

Guess I've been told for today anyway http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Henkie_
06-11-2005, 08:00 PM
You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You€re too habitual to try anything else