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Low_Flyer_MkIX
01-30-2009, 11:38 AM
Let's assume you've been invited to a fancy dress party.

So - with money and quality no object - who would you dress up as to pull chicks, create a good impression, look cool or just have a good time?

Irish_Rogues
01-30-2009, 11:50 AM
That's easy!!! Ploughman FTW!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

iroseland
01-30-2009, 11:50 AM
myself...

I clean up pretty good.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Last summer I needed a new interview suit for an interview in Chicago. I was pretty out of my element in Boston trying to shop for cloths. Finally I found a mens clothing store at the mall that was pretty much just staffed with hot Ukrainian sales chicks... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif So, I told them what I was looking for and they hooked me up with a very awesome silk blend suit that looks awesome. I flew to Chicago, did the interview and then met my Girlfriend and some other folks for dinner after walking around all day. I have gotten to wear it twice now, and wow that suit just works.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

BSS_AIJO!

leitmotiv
01-30-2009, 11:56 AM
http://www.orleans-tours.iufm.fr/ressources/ucfr/arts/copiearthistoire/louisxiv.JPG

Dance
01-30-2009, 12:02 PM
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/dance/trailer-park-boys.jpg

Crazy_Goanna
01-30-2009, 12:15 PM
A 30 year younger version of myself
( how I looked then) had no problems then

leitmotiv
01-30-2009, 12:24 PM
Me at 18.


http://www.ogerstung.de/lichtenberg/hogarth/1735.RakesProgress.3.b.jpg

Irish_Rogues
01-30-2009, 12:34 PM
Dang your old! That looks like...early 1700'S?

leitmotiv
01-30-2009, 01:01 PM
Don't remind me...

I_KG100_Prien
01-30-2009, 01:10 PM
Pair of blue jeans. Flannel shirt. Dusty old ball cap, and a backwoods cee-gar in my mouth.

Or,

I'd dress like this....

http://www.zombiepinups.com/monique/images/05fop.jpg

HayateAce
01-30-2009, 01:39 PM
Well, this worked on English chicks in the 40's.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/319220653_1db6af28ec.jpg?v=0

Warrington_Wolf
01-30-2009, 02:43 PM
Originally posted by HayateAce:
Well, this worked on English chicks in the 40's.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/319220653_1db6af28ec.jpg?v=0 RAF pilots had that effect too. I remember reading a book called Fighter Boys, and some parts provide details about what the pilots did when they were off duty. One part mentions that the RAF uniform or wings "was a passport to sex in the summer of 1940", so either an RAF or USAAF airman would be a good choice.

skarden
01-30-2009, 03:37 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2946/imfromtheinternetqm2.jpg

Couldn't resist http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Airmail109
01-30-2009, 04:36 PM
Based on the thread title, I could so lower the tone of this thread but Im afraid I'd get perma banage.

Urufu_Shinjiro
01-30-2009, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
Based on the thread title, I could so lower the tone of this thread but Im afraid I'd get perma banage.

After that stunt in the locked thread earlier you'd be right....

roybaty
01-30-2009, 06:20 PM
Urufu, Aimail let there be peace. Also I recall the post (or at least i think i do) and it wasn't that bad for anyone with the tiniest sense of humor.

Airmail109
01-30-2009, 06:49 PM
Originally posted by roybaty:
Urufu, Aimail let there be peace. Also I recall the post (or at least i think i do) and it wasn't that bad for anyone with the tiniest sense of humor.

Haha Roybaty! Ive got no qualms with Urufu. He's a good mod. Thanks though. I don't mind anyone on here really bar Odin when he was about. I just like playing devils advocate with leit, hayate and blutarski. I don't think they like me though http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

With all the right wing trolls on here theres got to be one left wing troll? Balance! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Urufu should PM me when he thinks Im starting to cross the line and Ill back off. If Ive really offended someone Ill apologize.

Anyway back to the original topic, hijack over! Sorry. The thread title should be changed though...unless you want pictures of Cheerleaders for the next 20 pages http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

R_Target
01-30-2009, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by skarden:
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2946/imfromtheinternetqm2.jpg

Couldn't resist http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Yikes. Mammal toe.

Urufu_Shinjiro
01-30-2009, 07:49 PM
Originally posted by R_Target:
Yikes. Mammal toe.

*shudder*, lol.

Low_Flyer_MkIX
01-31-2009, 01:11 AM
Disturbing though that image is, the gentleman in the piccie bears an uncanny resemblance to a friend of mine - a barman in a local pub - I'm afraid it's going to have to go up over the bar tonight. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Ba5tard5word
01-31-2009, 01:51 AM
http://armyshop.co.nz/images/stories/ghillie.jpg

Friendly_flyer
01-31-2009, 03:52 PM
Depending on your build, I'd go for the sombre elegance of a 16th century courtier in black, or aim at the more loosely flowing look of an over-dressed but informal Victorian bacanalist like Lord Byron. Myself being of traditional Whirlywhiner build and look, I'd go for the latter myself. Should the ladies fail to appear, the outfit would be perfect for getting silly drunk in style anyway. The Elizabethian courtier look really isn't that party friendly.

JG52Uther
01-31-2009, 04:17 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/JG52Uther/alatriste0.jpg

And no need to fantasize,I already have most of this stuff! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

R_Target
01-31-2009, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
The Elizabethian courtier look really isn't that party friendly.

Or you could go for total buzzkill.

http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/33/114533-004-24F50A6C.jpg

steiner562
01-31-2009, 06:24 PM
http://www.old-picture.com/civil-war/pictures/General-George-Custer-001.jpg

I would have no hope with the tache thoughhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

roybaty
01-31-2009, 08:31 PM
Watch it there! Custer was a careful tactician who deserves respect!!!! (yes my tongue is firmly planted in my cheek)

BoCfuss
01-31-2009, 09:44 PM
http://www.talkingnfl.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/dumbdumber.jpg

foxyboy1964
02-01-2009, 03:19 AM
http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6021/file0021rv4.jpg (http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=file0021rv4.jpg)

Low_Flyer_MkIX
02-01-2009, 03:24 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

foxyboy1964
02-01-2009, 03:36 AM
It's been a long time ambition of mine http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Low_Flyer_MkIX
02-01-2009, 04:06 AM
Originally posted by JG52Uther:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/JG52Uther/alatriste0.jpg

And no need to fantasize,I already have most of this stuff! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/IMG_0051_300a.jpg

leitmotiv
02-01-2009, 04:17 AM
Springtime fancy dress in California's %##@%%!!!@#%@@!!!!!! Central Valley (where "spring" lasts ten months of the year). Notice the palatial accommodation and exciting fashion statement.


http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/cnp_soldier_gasmask_01.jpg

DuxCorvan
02-01-2009, 11:58 AM
Sadly, most chicks I know, have boyfriends or husbands who dress like sh*t. To pull lots of hot chicks, you need three things:

1) Money.
2) Looks (this is, a nice mug and gym fitness).
3) Being a complete as$hole.

As you see, dressing well is not in the list.

leitmotiv
02-01-2009, 12:29 PM
As I deteriorate at a shocking velocity, I recall the plan was that I would look like Cary Grant at 56. Agh.

http://www.dioi.org/images/lowre.jpg

I_KG100_Prien
02-01-2009, 12:50 PM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
Sadly, most chicks I know, have boyfriends or husbands who dress like sh*t. To pull lots of hot chicks, you need three things:

1) Money.
2) Looks (this is, a nice mug and gym fitness).
3) Being a complete as$hole.

As you see, dressing well is not in the list.

If you like to pull shallow b*tches then yes.. You need to have those prerequisites. But then again you'll likely grab yourself an unfaithful harlot- who will just run off to sack up with the next boob who thinks the world revolves around having "hot b*tches".

Some of us however, don't follow that mantra and have been happily married for 8+ years and have a nice, wonderful family and aren't going to die cold and alone.

SeaFireLIV
02-01-2009, 01:43 PM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
Sadly, most chicks I know, have boyfriends or husbands who dress like sh*t. To pull lots of hot chicks, you need three things:

1) Money.
2) Looks (this is, a nice mug and gym fitness).
3) Being a complete as$hole.

As you see, dressing well is not in the list.

Guess that`s why a good woman is one in a million, then.

I did take part in a fancy dress at work once. Dressed as a Canadian Mountie. Perfect fit, even though I`m not tall (5`9).

I remember going to McDonald`s in a break for a bite and someone said, "I didn`t know you could get Mounties in England?" lol.

Low_Flyer_MkIX
02-01-2009, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
Sadly, most chicks I know, have boyfriends or husbands who dress like sh*t. To pull lots of hot chicks, you need three things:

1) Money.
2) Looks (this is, a nice mug and gym fitness).
3) Being a complete as$hole.

As you see, dressing well is not in the list.

Well, one out of three ain't bad...

Airmail109
02-01-2009, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
Sadly, most chicks I know, have boyfriends or husbands who dress like sh*t. To pull lots of hot chicks, you need three things:

1) Money.
2) Looks (this is, a nice mug and gym fitness).
3) Being a complete as$hole.

As you see, dressing well is not in the list.


You dont need to be rich or even very good looking. Average will do. Being an ******* helps though if you equate confidence with being an *******.

You see most women are used to being hit on dozens of times when they go out by brainless idiots. Set yourself apart from them and your bound to find a decent one. Deep down a lot of women do actually want to feel respected as people and not just sex objects.

I mean Im not the best looking guy in the world. I guess Im not bad. Ive been called "Unconventional looking" by some girls. I dont know whether this is a good thing but I dont dwell on it. But I can score without even trying. Note "without trying", most of the guys that do try to chat up broads try to hard. It doesnt work, theyve heard every line before. I just cant follow any of this up with/or sustain any kind of meaningfull relationship because quite frankly Im insane.

I think your making excuses for not getting the balls to find someone, in a country where a lot of the women are complaining about 'machismo'. Guys often complain how girls always go for jerks and that women don't like nice/intelligent guys but to be honest it's quite often the case that they just can't find one or are frustrated because none of the nice/intelligent guys have the balls to pursue them/theyre boring and have no personality whatsoever. Spanish women in my experience are also much nicer than English lasses.

major_setback
02-01-2009, 07:47 PM
Oh...I would just wear this old thing :-)

http://www.old-picture.com/indians/pictures/Navajo-Ceremonial-Costume.jpg

SeaFireLIV
02-01-2009, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
Sadly, most chicks I know, have boyfriends or husbands who dress like sh*t. To pull lots of hot chicks, you need three things:

1) Money.
2) Looks (this is, a nice mug and gym fitness).
3) Being a complete as$hole.

As you see, dressing well is not in the list.



You see most women are used to being hit on dozens of times when they go out by brainless idiots. Set yourself apart from them and your bound to find a decent one. Deep down a lot of women do actually want to feel respected as people and not just sex objects.

. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

How I hate that term `sex objects`. A term used by feminists to try and describe how they view men who look lustfully at a woman. A feminist word created to make appreciating a good looking female sound like an evil thing. Perfect to demonise all men with because guess what? most men like looking at good looking women and most men like looking at good looking women naked.

I like looking at naked women, yet, never in my whole life, have I ever looked at women as a sex object. A ***** is a sex object, a condom is a sex object, a blow up doll is a sex object a sexy female is not a sex object.

Just another stupid feminist term to try and make men feel guilty for looking at a pair of breasts on a woman. Something men by nature are designed to do.

I`ll stop for now.

Airmail109
02-02-2009, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Aimail101:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
Sadly, most chicks I know, have boyfriends or husbands who dress like sh*t. To pull lots of hot chicks, you need three things:

1) Money.
2) Looks (this is, a nice mug and gym fitness).
3) Being a complete as$hole.

As you see, dressing well is not in the list.



You see most women are used to being hit on dozens of times when they go out by brainless idiots. Set yourself apart from them and your bound to find a decent one. Deep down a lot of women do actually want to feel respected as people and not just sex objects.

. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

How I hate that term `sex objects`. A term used by feminists to try and describe how they view men who look lustfully at a woman. A feminist word created to make appreciating a good looking female sound like an evil thing. Perfect to demonise all men with because guess what? most men like looking at good looking women and most men like looking at good looking women naked.

I like looking at naked women, yet, never in my whole life, have I ever looked at women as a sex object. A ***** is a sex object, a condom is a sex object, a blow up doll is a sex object a sexy female is not a sex object.

Just another stupid feminist term to try and make men feel guilty for looking at a pair of breasts on a woman. Something men by nature are designed to do.

I`ll stop for now. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wasnt using it in the man bashing context you describe.

HayateAce
02-02-2009, 12:14 PM
I tell my girl she's a sex object all the time. No complaints yet.

http://garagejournal.com/forum/images/smilies/pimpflash.gif

JG52Uther
02-03-2009, 07:44 AM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkIX:

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/IMG_0051_300a.jpg

I thought I recognised the hat!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/JG52Uther/SK.jpg
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif