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SloppyCracker
07-13-2007, 07:16 AM
First I want to say that I'm new here: ''Hi!'' *waves at the forum members* But seriously; Altair is an assassin but my question is: how do you think his childhood was like (you can be serious, write a poem http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif or write a comical story)?

ScytheOfGrim
07-13-2007, 07:29 AM
did somebody say...poem??

oooooooo!ooooooooo!ooooooooo!

you really shouldnt have...

there once was a little kid
leap with agility he surely did
others laughed at him and mocked
eight, with their leader, they flocked

he grew up slowly filled with rage
he would get revenge when he came of age
the years passed by, he grew tall and strong
his blood boiled for he wished to right the wrong

he wore a robe of white
swore to end this aweful plight
he designed a deadly hidden weapon
known as the switch-blade it would threaten

he took out the eight without a care
killed the leader and was named altair
he ended with pride his deadly deed
and became the protagonist in assassins creed

hehehe...im bad http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

bow to the greatness of me scythe!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Jack_Vykios
07-13-2007, 07:40 AM
Hmm...children ain't my forte. And...I don't take Altair for a disturbed or twisted person with mental issues.
Maybe I'll give it a shot, later. Should be a challenge.

Marek86
07-13-2007, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
did somebody say...poem??

oooooooo!ooooooooo!ooooooooo!

you really shouldnt have...

there once was a little kid
leap with agility he surely did
others laughed at him and mocked
eight, with their leader, they flocked

he grew up slowly filled with rage
he would get revenge when he came of age
the years passed by, he grew tall and strong
his blood boiled for he wished to right the wrong

he wore a robe of white
swore to end this aweful plight
he designed a deadly hidden weapon
known as the switch-blade it would threaten

he took out the eight without a care
killed the leader and was named altair
he ended with pride his deadly deed
and became the protagonist in assassins creed

hehehe...im bad http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

bow to the greatness of me scythe!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Wow that was really good, how long did it take you to come up with that? Are you into creative writing?

ScytheOfGrim
07-13-2007, 09:43 AM
sorry it took so long to reply, had to pray then when i came back, i couldnt log in, dunno why...

actually i really enjoy creative writing and poetry. im even writing a book right now!!!

whats ironic is the fact that english isn't even my first language http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif arabic is!! and it is soooooo different from english.

it makes it even more fun to decimate others in my english classes!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

it took me about...10 mins???

Mulle_DK13
07-13-2007, 09:57 AM
Great... But, ehm....

If those "eight" you refer to is the ones you must kill, then.... There's nine... Not eight.

ScytheOfGrim
07-13-2007, 09:59 AM
eight AND their leader. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

gotcha!!!

alamatigre
07-13-2007, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
did somebody say...poem??

oooooooo!ooooooooo!ooooooooo!

you really shouldnt have...

there once was a little kid
leap with agility he surely did
others laughed at him and mocked
eight, with their leader, they flocked

he grew up slowly filled with rage
he would get revenge when he came of age
the years passed by, he grew tall and strong
his blood boiled for he wished to right the wrong

he wore a robe of white
swore to end this aweful plight
he designed a deadly hidden weapon
known as the switch-blade it would threaten

he took out the eight without a care
killed the leader and was named altair
he ended with pride his deadly deed
and became the protagonist in assassins creed

hehehe...im bad http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

bow to the greatness of me scythe!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif
that was awsome man

SloppyCracker
07-14-2007, 02:47 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif Keep them coming... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

ryu59684
07-14-2007, 03:35 AM
wow, i couldn't right that even of i had a year let alone ten mins, and english isnt ur first language, wow i feel really stupid right now

ScytheOfGrim
07-14-2007, 03:38 AM
hahahah!!!!!!

dont feel stupid.

i even prove my dad wrong in english, and he's got a PHD in physics!!!lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

even my english teachers bow down to my mighty tongue http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif!!!!

i feel more comfortable talking in english then in arabic though... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif thats not good...

the_assassin_07
07-14-2007, 02:08 PM
wow that was an awesome poem http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif i wouldnt be able 2 write a poem like that in like...... EVER lol.


-You can't escape the Assassin-

Kaxen6
07-14-2007, 02:49 PM
Altair's childhood? Now I have some weird temptation to draw a sickeningly cute child... I don't know Altair's hair! ...unless he was born with a hoodie on...

spazzoo1025
07-14-2007, 06:32 PM
uh oh! not another poem war http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

thats right Scythe, i remember u and AtomBomb goin at it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif try to take up more than 5 pages this time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Pepedou
07-14-2007, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Kaxen6:
Altair's childhood? Now I have some weird temptation to draw a sickeningly cute child... I don't know Altair's hair! ...unless he was born with a hoodie on...
Lol your sig is awesome!

MrMoo333
07-14-2007, 06:39 PM
Altair's childhood..........

Emo kid. I mean! look at the facts! Hoodie, easy to use blade, killing, intensity, sexyness http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

now i am NOT making fun of emo, I know real emo people, and thankfully I am not one, but i dress like one! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Massy_R
07-14-2007, 06:58 PM
childhood ..he was probably the kind of guy that liked to hurt spider, like removing all the legs and watching it suffer.


and by the way mr.moo, my deep experience of the fashion world tell me that i should have doubts about the sentence '' i dress like but i'm not like'' ...

MrMoo333
07-14-2007, 07:10 PM
hehe http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ilnadmy
07-14-2007, 07:18 PM
He seems pretty normal to me, I don't think his childhood would be anything different. I mean it's not like he's a troubled person, he's a very well-trained, very patient, and very athletic person. I honestly don't see anything special about his childhood, except that he may have caught someone's eye as a child and was bred to become an assassin.

Kaxen6
07-14-2007, 09:22 PM
>_> well, I was compelled to do a comic strip (I have some other stupid comic strips where I am asking Altair stupid questions...) since I can't write for beans or at least write worse than I draw...

http://usera.imagecave.com/zekarmisama/askaltair5-copy.jpg

Though for the most part, I can't seem to imagine Altair having some kind of incredibly wretched/angst-inducing/troubled childhood... well, not more wretched than the general standard of living in the middle ages anyway...

altairiscool
07-14-2007, 10:00 PM
He was the star quarterback for his highschool team. One day his dad came home while he was studying.(Of course he was an A student.)It was really late and his dad had, had a few. He told him to stop wasting his life in books. Altair was a bit confused and told his dad to go to bed. But instead he went out to get some more rum.(His dad was also a part-time pirate.) On his way to the liquer store. He crossed a busy intersection and was run over by a camel. The next morning when Altair woke up the law enforcers came and told Altair and his mother what had happened. When Altair heard this he ran away from home. For 3 days he lived in the streets and skipped school. Then he started to smoke hash. When he got into heroine he almost killed himself. That made him realize what needed to be done. He had to turn his life around which started with a training montague. He got back in school and started his life over again. When it was time to pick a career he chose to be an assassin. He graduated as the valedictorian of his class and today is a great assassin
-the biography of Altair
-By:anonymous

MrMoo333
07-14-2007, 10:34 PM
ROTFLMFAO!

altairiscool
07-14-2007, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by MrMoo333:
ROTFLMFAO! thanks what was your favorite part. Personally I liked the dads part-time job

MrMoo333
07-14-2007, 10:42 PM
Run over by a camel, hehe, imagine the highspeed street chases with that!

ScytheOfGrim
07-15-2007, 03:53 AM
for silence he was dubbed altair
as quiet as the passing air
a little rascal that was deadly
a little rascal that gave me a wedgie

pulled pranks on others is what he would do
beware! for there he lies, behind you
at nerds he did like
to relentlessly strike

there were nine others in his class
that he annoyed in his past
sons of rich men
nerds they were back then

as they grew older they sought him out
to get revenge, he had no doubt
he decided that it would be much better
to take them out, before they uttered a letter

bah!that sucked...
spazzo...hehehe http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif i'll try...
lol altairiscool...lol!
liked the comic BTW! and the sig!

quicksilver_502
07-15-2007, 06:32 AM
raised to kill...probably a tad abnormal childhood.

Clonage2006
07-15-2007, 07:20 AM
Here's what i think happend, from Altairs point of view, flawed, I know but bear with it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Growing up is hard, with so much hatred in your heart. The crusades killed my father, and the slave trade took my mother, I was forlorn and had no where to go, so I sought refuge in the assassins.
Parentless, I wondered towards the Daylam mountains, home of the assassin stronghold, with little hope in my heart, the hope that the assassin's would help was dwarfed by feelings of anger and despair, for Eight, sleepless days and nights I wondered through the plains, heading in the direction of the mountains ahead, hoping that the great, towering heaps of earth I saw were indeed the Daylem mountains, and not a stairway to hell. After much travelling I arrived, hungry and without any much water. That night I slept under a great mound, praying that I would suffer no more plight, praying that I had indeed reached my goal.
I awoke, not under the mound, but in a warm, comfortable bed of hay. The room I was in had a barn like appearance, but I knew better than that, I reached My destination, and as my father had described it to me so many times as a child, beyond the nearby doorway stood the great hall, in which boys became men, became assassins. And so, my training began, the assassin's told me about how they brought me to the stronghold, bathed me and fed me, and provided me with drink, saving my life. In return, they told me, they wanted me to proclaim my alignment with the assassin's, and I did so willingly.
So here I am, running through Jerusalem, running away from the guards in hot pursuit. I plan to end the crusade, hence avenging my father, by killing the men who make it happen. They'll pay, by my blade and devotion, they'll pay with their lives.

Btw nice poems, comics etc, keep them up. Good work with your english scythe, my arabic is no where near as good as your english.

ScytheOfGrim
07-15-2007, 10:18 AM
The Flier at youth he was named
for in agility others he shamed
he was known all over the land
and even past the desert's sand

but he had one fault that almost did him
he was lucky enough not to see the face of grim
arrogant and selfish he was indeed
conzumed was he byy his own greed

he was a madman that could not control his hunger
the innocent people in the future he would plunder
viking he was not, but disturbed was he
yet none asked why he was challenged mentally

he tried feverishly to hide his sadistic need
to watch others in pain while they did bleed


clonage your paragraph was amazing, i liked it!! BTW, do you have an arabic parent??or do you take arabic classes as a little extra??or are you trying to be like me and altair?? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif or is your first language arabic?? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Clonage2006
07-15-2007, 11:36 AM
Just trying to be like you and altair, rofl.
Joking

My parents are both British, but I am a muslim, and learned arabic at the local mosques while reading the Quraan, So I can read it and recognise all it's words, I just can't translate it really. It's strange and hard to explain but oh well. And thanks for the comment.

Might post a poem next time.

ScytheOfGrim
07-15-2007, 12:00 PM
wow...i never knew that ireally liked these type of storeis, even if they dont have action...you're an example to others that i know...keep going, you're doing well!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

altairiscool
07-15-2007, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Clonage2006:
Just trying to be like you and altair, rofl.
Joking

My parents are both British, but I am a muslim, and learned arabic at the local mosques while reading the Quraan, So I can read it and recognise all it's words, I just can't translate it really. It's strange and hard to explain but oh well. And thanks for the comment.

Might post a poem next time. Your story was joking? I thought it was totally serious and was actually a good representation of what his childhood would be like. Mine was a load of **** that was funny.

Clonage2006
07-15-2007, 01:10 PM
Nah the story wasn't a joke, and thanks for the compliments. Your funny made me rofl, keep it up.

Oh yeah a poem,

Mother's gone,
Father doesn't care,
Rage builds up inside me,
Life just isn't fair.

They say that I am scrawny,
But one day they'll see!
I'll have my revenge,
You can count on me.

In isolation I will train,
A strong body, I shall maintain,
Die at my feet, my enemies will,
I will end their life, It is they that I will kill.

I'll join the assassin's,
That is my pledge,
My tormentors shall die,
I shall take them over the edge.

When the assassin's accept me,
The first thing I'll do,
Is prove what I am worth,
I'll slay my enemies few by few.

Down from the rooftops, I will stalk,
Watching the enemy as they walk,
Idly chattering, unaware,
Of the fate that awaits them, of the upcoming scare.

With Efficiency I'll pounce,
Through their necks with my blade,
I'll be gone in the shadows,
Amongst the shadows I will fade.

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Couldn't think of anything more to write without being repetitive. Sorry. Enjoy.

Lizard000
07-15-2007, 05:03 PM
Originally posted by spazzoo1025:
uh oh! not another poem war http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

thats right Scythe, i remember u and AtomBomb goin at it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif try to take up more than 5 pages this time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Who cannot remember the all fameous poem fight? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Altair was actually raised by the assassins so... all the poems about him seeking out for the assassins are incorrect http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

but oh well... doesn't take long to write new poems http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ScytheOfGrim
07-16-2007, 04:12 AM
do all of you, truly want me
to continue my thread of insulting thee??
i say nay, but hey!
with your minds, i shall play!!

a sound of scratching
metal dispatching
a little creak and a squeek
the length of your life looks meek

the shadow of an eagle passes the wall
now stands there a man, strong and tall
a blade appearing from nowhere
and now the dead lay overthere

but he was not always a crazed killer
he was once a slave, a duty fulfiller
but he was not but a boy at the time
when his father was killed for a crime

his mother was shaken with utmost sorrow
for her there seemed to be no tomorrow
she refused to eat, and did not sleep
her passing affected his heart quite deep

he was now a just lonely boy, living on a street
when a merchant passed by, and grabbed him by his feet
he was sold as a slave in jerusalem
he wanted revenge at he whom sold him

he escaped with his life and became an assassin
those that opposed him were nine, with survival slim
he cut them all down one by one
and from nin, they were down to none

but no matter how many he killed
he would always be filled
with hate for those that killed his father
and love for his grieving mother.

good poem clonage!!! its kinda like your paragraph in a poem!!! cool!
hehehe...the infamous wars of scythe and bombshell...hehehe... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

borat1985
07-16-2007, 04:17 PM
he was abused by his parents and beat up so he joint assassins academy

Clonage2006
07-17-2007, 11:25 AM
Lizard, you're wrong, most of the poems said that he sought out the assassins, yes, but Who's to say that dthey didn't bring him up AFTER he sought them out? Afterall, with this being a CHILDHOOD thread you would think that if he went to them AS A CHILD, he could have then been brought up.

(tired)


Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
hehehe...the infamous wars of scythe and bombshell...hehehe... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And the almost unoticed Intrusion of Clonage :P

Woody990
07-17-2007, 06:17 PM
I reckon his childhood could of been something like this:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=sr6ExR_nsCI&NR=1

WARNING: EXPLICIT LIRICS (In Song)

MrMoo333
07-17-2007, 06:32 PM
Oh i HATE Eminem! sorry, no offence to rap lovers, but know this,

Drum machines have no soul hehe http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

joplinO_o
11-18-2007, 03:22 PM
Alatair's childhood could've been like Desmonds i.e. he ran away during training then got in a really bad fight and went to prison for a bit but managed to escape and became the best assasin EVER!