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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 05:34 PM
There is your challenge, boys and girls.

Here is my nomination:

"Somebody get me to a g0d-damned plane!" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
-Ben "Cheeseball" Affleck in Pearl Harbour. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Can anyone beat that?

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 05:34 PM
There is your challenge, boys and girls.

Here is my nomination:

"Somebody get me to a g0d-damned plane!" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
-Ben "Cheeseball" Affleck in Pearl Harbour. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Can anyone beat that?

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RichardI
06-23-2003, 05:48 PM
Apparently, The PL is alive and well.

IBTL

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 05:54 PM
"Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!" --may not be an exact quote


Luke Skywalker in Star Wars--suddenly going from newbie X-Wing pilot to Experienced Ace in a matter of two minutes.

"Never pet a burning dog."

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 06:16 PM
We have clearance, Clarence. Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?

- Cockpit crew in the movie 'Airplane.'



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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 06:23 PM
anything in any of the Iron Eagle series... gawd those were bad! (sorry if I've just insulted anyone's fave /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif )

on a tangent: I think I read somewhere that the Wayan (sp?)brothers are doing a remake of Airplane.... ah! what a classic /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Cheers

XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 06:29 PM
I was gona say the Star Wars one as well...what a classic! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 06:32 PM
good thread

dont have any at the moment, sorry will try to get one


but to also tangent for a minute


one of my favorites seens from a movie is in the Tuskagee Airmen, one of the pilots has engine problems and he and his wingyt put down on a road. It happens to be a road a prison work group is on. The white guards are all proud of our fly boys until their goggles and caps are teken off, then the guards drop their jaws to the ground.

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 06:33 PM
"I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue"

Airplane

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 06:48 PM
Pearl Harbor:

The girl, to one of the dork pilots:

"I'm giving my heart to Danny. But I'll never look at another sunset without thinking of you."


Doolittle(played POORLY by one of those Baldwin brothers):
"There's nothing stronger than the heart of a volunteer."


Jimmy Doolittle: "When did you find religion, son?" Doolittle Co-Pilot: "Right after you assigned me to this mission, sir."



Col. Jimmy Dolittle: "Do you know what Top Secret means?" Affleck or the other actor: "Yeah, it's the kind of mission where you get medals, but they send them to your relatives."

Pearl Harbor has Got to win This competition!

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 06:50 PM
"Ever seen a grown man naked?" ---Captain, Airplane





"Never pet a burning dog."

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 07:01 PM
"We lost a plane, sir!"
(parked Spitfire blows up in backround)
"sorry, I mean two, sir!"
- Dark Blue World

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 07:18 PM
This has to be the winner;

"That's right ICEMAN I am Dangerous" Tom Cruise in TOP GUN

LOL yeah right you should have said that to Nicole /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 07:42 PM
Pilot looking at a plane flying about 75 meters away in the 10:00 low position.

"OK, let's see. Wings forward, cockpit back, yes it's a Zero."

Ronald Reagan, in a WWII aircraft identification training film.

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 07:53 PM
Not really a movie line but...

In the latest James Bond movie "Die another day"

The North Korean Military Headquarters is located in, where?

The DE-militarized zone?




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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 07:54 PM
HAHAHA!
Forgot about the Airplane ones and the other Pearl Harbor gems.

Keep them coming boys. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

BTW RichardI:
This thread deals with planes/pilots/war.
This game deals with planes/pilots/war.

Is the logic simple enough for you? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif


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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 07:56 PM
Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said by her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a$$hole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. A$$hole, Major A$$hole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a$$hole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip A$$hole!


spaceballs - i guess it's close to an air plane movie

stubby

XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 08:28 PM
"Don't trust the crummy"

"Dad, I beg you . . . Don't touch her foul language."

"I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way."

"I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!"

"Please take a sexy posture."

"Relax, you are so dumb!"

"She hurts my vital part."

"Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants."

"Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?"

"You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chiken."

"You daring lousy guy."

RichardI
06-23-2003, 08:29 PM
TC:-
Given how overeducated you claim to be, logic is not something you'd be familiar with........rationalise away. (look it up, it's a real word) It's a waste of this forums scarce resources, and you seem to have a real penchant for starting inane threads.

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 08:31 PM
I nominate the entire script from "Top Gun"

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 08:31 PM
Theo;
WTF?
Where are those from? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Is there something I am missing in the translation? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 08:49 PM
R_Mutt wrote:
- I nominate the entire script from "Top Gun"
-

Mutt, am with you most of the way on that one. However, Gene Hackman's role as an Admiral in "Behind Enemy Lines", leading a SAR mission into combat, was just completely gut wrenching!


Then he pulls that horrible speech about:
"Gentlemen, we are going directly into harms way today. Anyone who is with me, step forward" of some drivel like that.

Of course, everyone steps forward.

(Shesh, I'm getting woozy just trying to recall that scene from memory).

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 08:51 PM
Canucks original Ben Lopez line from "Pearl Harbor" was pretty repulsive as well.

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Cpt.LoneRanger
06-23-2003, 08:56 PM
Battle of Britain:

A massive formation of He111 flies over the coast, heading for London. Feldmarschall G¶ring stands at the beach, looking up, holding his hands over his ears, happy like a child:

"Wenn wer jetzt d'n Kriech verlieren, treten'se uns in'nen Arsch!"
(If we loose the war now, they'll be kicking our asses.)


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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 09:00 PM
p40's cant outrun zeros, so dont even try it Danny, awww I'm not gunna makes it Rafe duh haw

Pearl Harbor

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 09:03 PM
Tall_Canuck wrote:
- Theo;
- WTF?
- Where are those from?

Those are all actual subtitles from Hong Kong cinema. They got more bad translations than the number of your leg's hair!

XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 09:07 PM
Theo;
Classic!
Thanks for the clarification. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 09:53 PM
Anything in Top Gun, hands down. Also, most people don't know that Top Gun has huge homosexual overtones.

Hence:
Cruise's callsign, Maverick, meaning "different", or one who takes a different path.

Maverick's "backseater" is named Goose.

The Female love interest has a man's name, dresses like a man, and looks butch.

The volleyball game has no women.

Goose's wife has a butch haircut.

Goose, the only male besides Maverick to show affection to a female character, dies.

The song they sing in the bar has no female references, only generic references to another person, as in "baby".

The song is by "The rightous Brothers". You see where that name could lead too.

All these people are "In the Navy".

Lots of men hanging around in that shower scene.


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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 10:02 PM
"Is this the ejection seat?"

"No, it's the ej*******on seat!"

Hot Gun.

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 10:03 PM
-Also, most people
- don't know that Top Gun has huge homosexual
- overtones.

You're right! I think I saw a rainbow colored towel hanging in one of the locker room scenes!



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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 10:03 PM
"So stand to your glasses steady
This world is a world full of lies
Here's a toast to the ones dead already
Let's drink to the next man to die!"

--Sung by Errol Flynn and the boys in DAWN PATROL

XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 10:11 PM
"You can be my wingman anytime." I think we all know where that came from.

XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 10:20 PM
Few good ones from my fav. flying movie Firebirds (1990)

"Mr. Preston, this operation will be a failure if we all die!"
"When we have mastered these tactics, we will use them to seek out and confront the forces of evil and kill 'em deader than hell!"
"I AM THE GREATEST!" -Nicholas Cage, just before he crashes into a telephone line in a simulation /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 10:42 PM
Let`s play chicken with those japanize s%%uckers!!"
Don`t freeze, don`t freeze
This is a very good B.S.
Don`t get cute with me son.


All from Pearl Harbor...

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 10:55 PM
Co-pilot..."Sir,is our wing damaged?"

Pilot..."If by damaged you mean missing, then yes, I believe
our wing is damaged."


From an episode of the T.V. series Twelve O'Clock High.

XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 10:59 PM
"If you screw up just this much, you'll be flying cargo planes full of ruber dogsh@t out of Hong Kong"-Captain of the Enterprise




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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 11:12 PM
"Way to fly, Doug." - Cheerleading dad in the back seat at the end of Iron Eagle

TC, I hope you're happy. I'm going to have to watch the entire "From the Earth to the Moon" series to purge my mind of Iron Eagle drivel.

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 11:14 PM
The title of this thread should be changed to the cheesiest lines from Top Gun.. I know , I know the whole script would win lol /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

"I'm holding on too tight.. I've lost the edge" Some creep from Top Gun.

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 11:17 PM
Ok my favorite is from the Charlie Sheen take off of top gun done by the guys who did "airplane"

Charlie Sheen walks into the barracks and a guy walks up offers his hand and says "hi I'm Tom Smith, but everybody around here calls me DEAD MEAT."

this comes to mind too often online.

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 11:23 PM
she canna take no more!!!!---Scotty, any episode

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 11:26 PM
I want these Pigs, Destroyed.

Cheesy Arab Colonel in Iron Eagle



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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 11:28 PM
Firebirds (again....second to P-harbour in mentions so far I think), can't remember the exact quote (suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder).

"You're a g0ddamn all American hero with your heart and brain hot-wired together to boogey for freedom and justice"

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 11:29 PM
Monguise wrote:
--Also, most people
-- don't know that Top Gun has huge homosexual
-- overtones.
-
- You're right! I think I saw a rainbow colored towel
- hanging in one of the locker room scenes!

You forgot the single largest overtone. The movie's male lead. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

As bad as TG was, PH was twice as bad. I nominate the entire script. There's hardly a line or scene that isn't silly.

Airplane had lots of cheesy lines, but that was by design. And they were pretty damn funny.

"What do you make of this?" "I can make a broach, or a pyteradachtyl, or something to go in my hair . . . ."

"We have a problem in the cockpit?" "What is it captain?" "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits. But don't worry about that now."

And the classic "Pardon me miss, but I speak 'Jive.'"

XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 11:33 PM
D@mmit jim, i'm a doctor not a (insert word here), my favorite line of all time

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XyZspineZyX
06-23-2003, 11:47 PM
wbuttler wrote:
-
- Ok my favorite is from the Charlie Sheen take off of
- top gun done by the guys who did "airplane"

LOL you mean Hot Shots /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

"Yankee Doodle Floppy Disk, this is Foxtrot Zulu Milk Shake, checking in at seven hundred feet"

"I've personally flown over a 194 missions and I was shot down every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life"

"My eyes are ceramic. Caught a bazooka round at Little Big Horn. Or was it Okinawa? The one without the Indians."

"It seems only yesterday that I was strafing so many of your houses. Today I'm asking you not to make such damn good cars."


From which movie is this:
Moore: "Uh, we ain't going to Krautville. Our plane's broke."
McVey: "No, it's fixed."
Moore: "Christ, let's go break it"

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 12:07 AM
- Mutt, am with you most of the way on that one.
- However, Gene Hackman's role as an Admiral in
- "Behind Enemy Lines", leading a SAR mission into
- combat, was just completely gut wrenching!
-
-
- Then he pulls that horrible speech about:
- "Gentlemen, we are going directly into harms way
- today. Anyone who is with me, step forward" of some
- drivel like that.
-
- Of course, everyone steps forward.
-
- (Shesh, I'm getting woozy just trying to recall that
- scene from memory).
-

that movie was awful. how about that rediculous 6 minute knife fight with the sam lol. damn thing must have had a little pilot at the controls

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 12:13 AM
Remember good ole Ben Affleck during the Battle of Britain, "I'm on him, I 'm on his tail, hammer down" What was he listening to, MC Hammer.

"Maps, clocks, toys, but with what will I fight." Colonel Hessler

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 12:18 AM
cant remeber the name of the movie. it was in the vietnam war with A6 intruders.

pilot: this is the ejectionseat handle, if somthing happens say eject, eject, eject and pull.
doc: ok, anything else to say? roger?? or so?
pilot: even if you say ahole, your talking to yourself, cause i allready left then.



damn...what was the name of the movie??

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 12:20 AM
flight of the intruder?

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06-24-2003, 12:22 AM
"Rectum...Damn Near Killed em!!!"

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 12:26 AM
PBS_DangerMouse wrote:
- flight of the intruder?



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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 12:44 AM
Tetrapack wrote:
- From which movie is this:
- Moore: "Uh, we ain't going to Krautville. Our
- plane's broke."
- McVey: "No, it's fixed."
- Moore: "Christ, let's go break it"
-

It's from Memphis Belle, before they take off (duh!).

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 12:47 AM
"It's them damn environmentalists." airfield personnel inspecting a partly dismantled and inoperable radar before the attack on Pearl Harbour. From "Tora Tora"

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 01:03 AM
Flying Tigers with John Wayne

They shoot down Japs during the movie,but

The movie ends with the Pilots hearing about the attack on Pearl Harbor, which of course took place nearly two weeks before the AVG ever fired a shot in anger. /i/smilies/16x16_robot-very-happy.gif

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Message Edited on 06/24/0301:54AM by Heuristic_ALgor

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 01:18 AM
The speach at the end of Pearl Harbour.

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 01:31 AM
Doug Masterson: Chappy your not my father.
Chappy: Of course not boy, but Im the one man that can help you save him.

Iron Eagle



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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 01:32 AM
right HOT SHOTS,

Dead Meat "Oh I'll sign the life insurance papers when I get back from the flight honey!"

wbuttler
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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 01:58 AM
Of course all the speech in the Iron Eagle-films (unbelievable, they made more than one). I get goosebumps whenever the 14-year old puts 'his own' music tape in and singlehandedly wipes out an airbase, and that's not a good sign (the goosebumps I mean).

Of course Firefox (1983) with Clint must have some cheesy lines also...

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 02:37 AM
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: Kid, you gotta get that sub.
Wally Stephens: What sub?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: The Jap sub.
Wally Stephens: Where?
Captain Wild Bill Kelso: The ocean, lame-o.


"1941" a classic in movie history

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 02:55 AM
Anyone seen the movie "flight of the intruder?" I think that it should go hand in hand with"firebirds" as the most cheeziest flight movies ever. Far more badly written lines than "Top Gun" and without the bonus of fairly good editing. BTW, can anyone tell me what a MIG-28 is and how the hell we are supposed to believe that an A-4 skyhawk is faster and more manuverable than an F-14?


-I should state that any quotes from "airplane" or other spoofs should not be admitted, as they are SUPPOSED to be cheezy."joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" "I have a drinking problem" etc are considered classic lines by themselves and should not be mixed in with the likes of "Top Gun" and "Pearl Harbour" wich were pretty bad movies trying to NOT be pretty bad movies and failing.

-Another classic would be anything from"Dr. Strangelove"

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 02:55 AM
Just about any line by Minderbinder ...

Lt. Milo Minderbinder: I wanna serve this to the men. Taste it and let me know what you think.
Capt. Yossarian: What is it?
Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Chocolate covered cotton.
Capt. Yossarian: What are you crazy?!
Lt. Milo Minderbinder: No good, huh?
Capt. Yossarian: For Christ's sake, you didn't even get the seeds out!
Lt. Milo Minderbinder: Is it really that bad?
Capt. Yossarian: It's cotton!


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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 03:05 AM
almost any line from Donald Sutherland playing "oddball" the vietnam war tank commander warped back to WWII to drive a Sherman in "Kelly's Heroes".



Also the entire gunfight showdown between Eastwood Sutherland and Sevalas and the Tiger Tank in the same movie http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif



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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 06:41 AM
something like...youd better get your head on straight, or some jap pilot is gonna flame your butt!

Charlton Heston to his son in Tora Tora Tora

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 08:30 AM
Top Gun is the cheesiest film ever to feature aeroplanes(Pearl Harbour is close).

The cheesiest line from that unmitigated pile of crap being:

"Your ego's writing cheques that your body can't cash"

Really?/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 08:32 AM
WTE_Galway wrote:
- almost any line from Donald Sutherland playing
- "oddball" the vietnam war tank commander warped back
- to WWII to drive a Sherman in "Kelly's Heroes".


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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 08:37 AM
TOP GUN THE WHOLE MOVIE.

Actually, it's more "gay" than cheesy.

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 08:39 AM
Suckerpunch11 wrote:
- TOP GUN THE WHOLE MOVIE.
-
- Actually, it's more "gay" than cheesy.


Careful. Don't set off the gay alarm.



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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 08:51 AM
Pretty much anything from Iron Eagle or Top Gun, eek, makes me cringe !

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 10:07 AM
"you´re dangerous MONS - I´d never ride YOUR backseat!"

- a teammate at HL once said that to me as I nearly killed him with my deadly inaccurate fire.

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 10:51 AM
Have any of you seen the film "Sleep with Me" Quentin Tarantino, has a cameo role and he rips into Top Gun pretty good . man its hilarious.

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 11:42 AM
cant believe you all missed this one from memphis belle, when the plane gets shot up (well, more shot up... got quite dinged in that film if i remember.,,) and the ball turret gunner reports in the damage

'Oh my God! Theres a hole in the left wing the size of my ****!'

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 12:52 PM
Top Gun:

"Thats a big gamble with a 30 million dollar airplane Lieutenant."

"Your'e goin' ballistic Mav, go get em!"

"I feel the need, the need for SPEED!"

"Ghostrider, this is eagle1, remaining Mig's are buggin out and goin' home." HOORAY!!!


Not cheesy, but my fav...

Slider:

"Crash and burn, huh Mav?"

Maverick:

"Slider, (sniff sniff)..........you stink."




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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 05:49 PM
Raybanjockey
The force is strong in this one......................................... I think im gonna puke

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 05:58 PM
LEDER wrote:
-
-
- something like...youd better get your head on
- straight, or some jap pilot is gonna flame your
- butt!
-
-
- Charlton Heston to his son in Tora Tora Tora
-
-
Nope, Charlton Heston to his son in "Midway" and a Jap pilot did flame his butt. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Edit: changed blame to flame = hole new meaning /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Visigoth_6
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Message Edited on 06/24/0306:15PM by Visigoth_6

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 08:04 PM
"Take it easy, Crapgame! These are beautiful people!"

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 08:21 PM
When I first saw this thread I intended to post a link to the PH script and offer "take your pick," but that's been well covered.

All submissions have been very cheesy indeed, and let me add the scene from the classic "Independence Day" when Bill Pullman delivers the *stirring* Henry-IV-wanna-be speech on the airstrip prior to leading the attack to blow up the alien mothership.

(to say nothing of the fact that the PRESIDENT is leading this attack...)

And some will doubtless recall how simple it is to infect alien technology with an Apple PowerBook; just type UPLOAD VIRUS! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 08:32 PM
"Is left right or right right ?"

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HelicalPropwash
06-24-2003, 09:13 PM
This Lou-Lou from Memphis Belle (1990) may have been mentioned already...


Dennis Dearborn (Matthew Modine): And if we don't drop these bombs right in the pickle barrel there are going to be a lot of innocent people killed.
Luke Sinclair Tate Donavan): What's the difference? They're all Nazis!

That's pretty bad.

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Message Edited on 06/24/0310:34PM by HelicalPropwash

XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 10:47 PM
Gad what memories this thread brings up.

thanks to the Dr. Strangelove reminder:

Slim Pickins, as the aircraft commander on the intercom, checklisting the survival kits inflight in a B-52

"$200.00 in gold coins, 4 chocolate bars, two condoms, two pair of nylons, one colt .45 pistol with 50 rounds of ammunition,-----Whooee boys a fellow could have a good time with this here thing in Las Vegas."

wbuttler
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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 11:28 PM
I could teach monkies to fly better then that.

whole squad, daka daka daka daka daka daka daka daka daka

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XyZspineZyX
06-24-2003, 11:41 PM
The entire script of Pearl Harbour

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