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Mackane_
12-22-2003, 01:56 PM
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would

not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were

supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live

forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the

1994 Miss USA contest.

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I

can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with

all those flies and death and stuff," --Mariah Carey

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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your

life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for

federal anti smoking campaign.

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"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --

Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

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"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in

the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

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"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a *******, and

I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas.

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"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.

There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians

were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves," -- John Wayne

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"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies

manager, Danny Ozark

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"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in

our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President

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"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle

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" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or

another" -- George Bush, US President

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"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --

Lee Iacocca

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"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the

truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -- Colonel Oliver North,

from his Iran-Contra testimony.

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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like

Norman Einstein." -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports

analyst.

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"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of

people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

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"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton,

President

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"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al

Gore, VP

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"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." -- Keppel

Enderbery

```````````````

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received

notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there

is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services,

Greenville, South Carolina

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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they

go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the

next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S.

Fowler, FCC Chairman

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Happy Hollidays...

Mackane

ps...please don't take these socalled quotes seriously...it's just some stuff I thought was funny...just like it says in the post title.

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[This message was edited by Mackane_ on Mon December 22 2003 at 05:27 PM.]

Mackane_
12-22-2003, 01:56 PM
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would

not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were

supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live

forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the

1994 Miss USA contest.

``````````````````````````````````

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I

can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with

all those flies and death and stuff," --Mariah Carey

``````````` `````````````````````````````````````````````````` `````

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your

life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for

federal anti smoking campaign.

`````````````````````````````````````````````````

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --

Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

`````````````````````````````````````````````

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in

the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

`````````````````````````````

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a *******, and

I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas.

````````````````````````````

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.

There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians

were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves," -- John Wayne

`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ````````````````

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies

manager, Danny Ozark

``````````````````````````````````

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in

our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President

```````````````````

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle

````````````````` ``````` ``````` ``````` ``````` ``````` ``````` ```````

" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecideds could go one way or

another" -- George Bush, US President

``````````````````````

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" --

Lee Iacocca

`````````````````````````````````````````````````` `````

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the

truth. I assisted in furthering that version." -- Colonel Oliver North,

from his Iran-Contra testimony.

`````````````````````````````````````````

"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like

Norman Einstein." -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports

analyst.

````````````````````````````````````````````

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of

people." --Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

`````````````````````````````````

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton,

President

````````````````` `

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al

Gore, VP

``````````

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." -- Keppel

Enderbery

```````````````

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received

notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there

is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services,

Greenville, South Carolina

````````````````````````````````````````````

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they

go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the

next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S.

Fowler, FCC Chairman

````````````````````````



Happy Hollidays...

Mackane

ps...please don't take these socalled quotes seriously...it's just some stuff I thought was funny...just like it says in the post title.

http://home.si.rr.com/skywolf/MACKANE.jpg

[This message was edited by Mackane_ on Mon December 22 2003 at 05:27 PM.]

lil_labbit
12-22-2003, 02:12 PM
http://members.home.nl/lil.labbit/smiley/lol-schild.gif ... the thing that sticks out is - they don't know better http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://members.home.nl/lil.labbit/smiley/klatsch_2.gif

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Night is better than Day

olaleier
12-22-2003, 02:42 PM
I have a file on my desktop called quotes.txt which I use to save those good lines...it just got a lot bigger, thanks! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

But I have to add, many of these fall in the category of slightly altered, mis-qutoe, out-of-context or just plain ol' not true.

Check this for some good ones:
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quotes.htm

Mackane_
12-22-2003, 03:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by olaleier:
I have a file on my desktop called quotes.txt which I use to save those good lines...it just got a lot bigger, thanks! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

But I have to add, many of these fall in the category of slightly altered, mis-qutoe, out-of-context or just plain ol' not true.

Check this for some good ones:
http://www.snopes.com/quotes/quotes.htm<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I agree...some of it is definately over the top...but it's fun thinkin' that some of it might actually be for real. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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tsisqua
12-22-2003, 03:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mackane_:

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them.

There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians

were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves," -- John Wayne

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh, Lord, I hope that he didn't really say that.

Tsisqua

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jensenpark
12-22-2003, 05:23 PM
Oh, Lord, I hope that he didn't really say that.

Tsisqua

Don't worry...none of them are true.

Besides SPAM, the biggest annoyance on the net...getting info like this passed off as true...and so many people believe it. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

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"Death before unconsciousness" - Uncle Duke

tsisqua
12-22-2003, 05:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jensenpark:
Oh, Lord, I hope that he didn't really say that.

Tsisqua

Don't worry...none of them are true.

Besides SPAM, the biggest annoyance on the net...getting info like this passed off as true...and so many people believe it. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

http://images.ucomics.com/images/doonesbury/strip/thecast/duke2.jpg

"Death before unconsciousness" - Uncle Duke<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Very good to hear that. I have always been a fan of John Wayne, and gave him credit for being more intelligent than that LOL.

Thanx,

Tsisqua

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