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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 06:57 AM
-RaybanJockey would get beaten up in the back alley, then get his eyebrows shaved

-EuroSnoopy and Ven would be performing breathalizers at the bar as we ordered our drinks

-Hellcat would be spewing out incoherent words like "Pffftt"

-A bunch of guys with performance data books would have 10 tables put together to allow space to compare their notes

-Cartrix would be at the Ginsu knife convention next door

-Heavy Delta would be trying to get the DJ to play a few "hot" Whitney Houston tracks and searching for a microphone (while wearing his pink tutu)

-Hunter would be re-wiring the DJ's setup to ensure HeavyDelta couldn't sing, then proceed to conduct a safety check on all circuits in a 1 mile radius

-there'd be a bunch of people set up at tables conducting surveys

-bikers would be crashing the party, only to have Rock tell them he knows their addresses, then ask them to leave


And....


Oleg would be hanging out with all the cute ladies on his arms pretending he didn't know any of us

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 06:57 AM
-RaybanJockey would get beaten up in the back alley, then get his eyebrows shaved

-EuroSnoopy and Ven would be performing breathalizers at the bar as we ordered our drinks

-Hellcat would be spewing out incoherent words like "Pffftt"

-A bunch of guys with performance data books would have 10 tables put together to allow space to compare their notes

-Cartrix would be at the Ginsu knife convention next door

-Heavy Delta would be trying to get the DJ to play a few "hot" Whitney Houston tracks and searching for a microphone (while wearing his pink tutu)

-Hunter would be re-wiring the DJ's setup to ensure HeavyDelta couldn't sing, then proceed to conduct a safety check on all circuits in a 1 mile radius

-there'd be a bunch of people set up at tables conducting surveys

-bikers would be crashing the party, only to have Rock tell them he knows their addresses, then ask them to leave


And....


Oleg would be hanging out with all the cute ladies on his arms pretending he didn't know any of us

/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif




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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 07:04 AM
And what would you do in this Convention?

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Message Edited on 06/19/0302:08AM by eiffel68

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 07:08 AM
Double-fisting Gin & Tonics & beers talking to UBI reps about how they should put a Spitfire into the next patch /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif



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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 07:12 AM
Would you bribe or drunk them? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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Message Edited on 06/19/0302:14AM by eiffel68

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 08:37 AM
And....


Oleg would be hanging out with all the cute ladies on his arms pretending he didn't know any of us


did you notice oleg has skinnier arms then the amazing brunette and the 80's blonde chick


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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 08:42 AM
I'd be in the alley smoking Mary /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 08:45 AM
Why am I getting a mental picture of the spaceport bar scene in STAR WARS?

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 10:28 AM
yup just need the Max Rebo band playing bits of modern art and a few blasters and we would be away,
and i would stand next to Dex giving moral support for his spitfire struggle as long as it inlcuded a mk1!
fuuny enough in the cantina there was an ugly monster with a big eyebrow ,wonder who could fill his shoes?


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06-19-2003, 11:50 AM
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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 11:56 AM
I haven't "indulged" in years, but the way this convention is shaping up I would have to be in the alley with Ofzo.

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The pilots lounge was this place you could go to find some humor. Sure, there were some flame wars, but generally it was a good natured place to hang out for a laugh or two.

Then that whole war started in the middle east and a whole bunch of trolls and flag wavers showed up and really ruined the place. I thought it was necessary to close it at the time, but now I kinda miss it. UBI has decided not to re-open a new one so now we talk about vulching and pings.

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 11:58 AM
Propwash wrote:
- I haven't "indulged" in years, but the way this
- convention is shaping up I would have to be in the
- alley with Ofzo.

"Eh, grab me when you guys are heading out, okay?"

And the UBI guys will probably join us /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



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michapma
06-19-2003, 11:59 AM
I know I ought to be in the corner with a laptop writing the thingy in my sig. /i/smilies/16x16_robot-sad.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 12:04 PM
Propwash wrote:
- I haven't "indulged" in years, but the way this
- convention is shaping up I would have to be in the
- alley with Ofzo.



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If you're in the alley you'll miss these dudes.

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 12:16 PM
RE: If there was a FB Community Convention with an open bar:


I'd be sure to get there before the lock-in, and I'd also be sure to leave a long time after the lock-in was announced./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

As well as socialising with oFZo, of course!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 12:21 PM
I`d hate to see the toilets blocked by Helos all the time.../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Hawgdog
06-19-2003, 12:27 PM
This is simply too disturbing not to have this thread locked



Who'd be checking ID's at the door? RBJ? After all, you mentioned he would wind up in the back alley, where'd he start at? Why would his eyebrows get shaved? Who would hold him..more importantly, who would WANT to hold him????

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 12:59 PM
The ETs and BPs would declare a temporary truce, and band together to beat the living #$^& out of a few deserving sorts.

Then we'd all sit back and watch Helos do his version of Demi Moore's "Striptease."

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Eeeeeeeeeee.......

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 02:52 PM
And I'd be ordering pink gins one after the other and showing everyone who came near me what the Fuzzy Wuzzys gave me in the Sudan (a very nice leatherette-bound travel clock and matching tie-pin).

I need a drink.

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 03:15 PM
Catch me in a bar it's a guaranteed lock in

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 03:47 PM
Alchohol and the internet, match made in heaven

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 04:02 PM
I'd be demonstrating my landing procedures:

Head for the bar at an alarming angle, dodge around the slower customers, bank sharply to avoid chairs and tables, nose dive into the floor and end up on my back. Crawl out from the wreckage and shout 'Mine's a pint!'



Cheers!



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michapma
06-19-2003, 04:10 PM
As long as commie1 sticks to that milk, we should be okay.

I just hope Beethoven doesn't start playing.





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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 04:11 PM
I'd be half drunk, arm wrestling someone.

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 04:20 PM
oFZo wrote:
- I'd be in the alley smoking Mary

Hey c'mon; Why not go to the Coffeeshop next door? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 04:22 PM
I'd be sitting on the ouside table looking in on the furball with my line of beers (most of em drunk) and would be throwing in a few shots at the tail end charlies/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 04:25 PM
StG77_Fritz_X wrote:
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- Hey c'mon; Why not go to the Coffeeshop next door?


Nobody told me the convention was in Holland! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 04:47 PM
I'd leave with bikers... they'd be less likely to argue. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 05:01 PM
Somehow it would all end up in a congo line.

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 05:05 PM
Well, in that case, I'd have one High Brew (because one is just enough) and some Jack neat.

Then I'd ground myself on the mahogany reef and take all the monies out of your pockets via bar bets and tricks.

And then I'd have another high brew as one really isn't quite enough


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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 05:21 PM
Good grief, it sounds like I'd be stuck driving everyone home.

And no smoking in my car, potheads!


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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 05:34 PM
A nice Arturo Fuente Don Carlos robusto and some Maker's Mark..Oh, all the while wondering where the hell I was and why. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif



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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 05:37 PM
Well, RBJ would be arguing that smoking a Mary-on-a-slider would be cheating. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 05:43 PM
If the Finns showed up we'd all get alcohol poisoning from FPO (Flak Panzer Oil a.k.a. "The evil black liquid" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif )

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michapma
06-19-2003, 05:49 PM
Either a lot of people would be trying to hide their forum identities or this hypothetical party is waaay to peaceful sounding.


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Manifold Pressure sucks (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182081-1.html)
Those Marvelous Props (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182082-1.html)
Mixture Magic (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182084-1.html)
Putting It All Together (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182085-1.html)
Those Fire-Breathing Turbos (Part 1 of 6) (http://www.avweb.com/news/columns/182102-1.html)</td><td align="center">

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 05:53 PM
michapma wrote:
- Either a lot of people would be trying to hide their
- forum identities or this hypothetical party is waaay
- to peaceful sounding.
-
-
Yeh mine would be hiding behind behind a row of Guinesses and a pile of empty Marloboro packs while I forced one of the guys from the paint forum to teach me how to skin!!!! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 06:50 PM
I'd be the one sitting at the table with a pyramid of empty Foster's oil cans and two PCs loaded with FB, connected for some face-to-face LAN action./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Oh and I'd make sure to wear my chastity armor. There may be some slightly unsavory, homoerotic, cok soup lovin' pilots skulking about./i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 06:58 PM
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Pray that Helos keeps that glint out of his eye/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

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06-19-2003, 07:00 PM
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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 07:57 PM
I would laugh my soul out seeing BuzzU COMPLETELY drunk losing his dentures. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

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06-19-2003, 08:15 PM
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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 09:06 PM
At least half the community would be bounced out of the bar for being under age.

Regards,
August

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Me of course! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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06-19-2003, 09:20 PM
I would log in to the party under a new 'nOOb' username, and stand in dark corners taking incriminating photos of the partygoers.

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 09:24 PM
adlabs6 wrote:
- I would log in to the party under a new 'nOOb'
- username, and stand in dark corners taking
- incriminating photos of the partygoers.
-
- /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif



Well, the forum-police would catch you pretty quickly...


Or not?



Hey wait, isn`t that Tully there under the table?

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 09:25 PM
leonid05 wrote:
-
-
- Hey wait, isn`t that Tully there under the table?
-
-


no worries, I think he passed out /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 10:14 PM
I'd be thrown out after trying to force anybody drinking nasty sourmash North american "Whisky" to drink yer PROPER stuff /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 11:27 PM
Is this the new "Official UBI" O/T thread?

Sorry to interupt your dreams of drunken fun, just curious...


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Message Edited on 06/19/0306:37PM by TaZ_Attack

XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 11:40 PM
TaZ_Attack wrote:
- Is this the new "Official UBI" O/T thread?
-
- Sorry to interupt your dreams of drunken fun, just
- curious...

Sorry we forgot you Taz:

Taz would be the guy telling us that alcohol kills brain cells, and that innocent animals were killed to make the *****-derves we're enjoying.

"Thanks for coming out" /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif



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adlabs6
06-20-2003, 01:47 AM
oFZo wrote:
-
- leonid05 wrote:
--
--
-- Hey wait, isn`t that Tully there under the table?
--
--
-
-
- no worries, I think he passed out /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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Message Edited on 06/20/0312:49AM by adlabs6

XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 02:36 AM
TaZ_Attack wrote:


<img src=http://af-helos.freewebspace.com/OompaTaz.jpg>


(Thanks, Helos! /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif )


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Eeeeeeeeeee.......

XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 05:28 AM
cuski wrote:
- Well, RBJ would be arguing that smoking a
- Mary-on-a-slider would be cheating. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
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He woulden't be able to join us anyways, as I would expect him to have his own uber ace strain and he'd be telling anyone who listens about how good it is. Meanwhile, the rest of us would be puffing in my car, cuz I don't mind, and it will fit 20 of us. then after the sesh, I would try to ignore whatever wierd rant martyr and I were on and browse the tables. Then I would sneak out and join cartrix at the ginsu convention because there is nothing better than being loaded and playing with beautiful sharp steel! [Swords and knives are another of my pasttimes.] Of course, I wouden't be able to get his attention so I would go back to the bar, drink some fuzzy navels with BuzzU, and try to talk to some of the mystical female pilots who claim to be in this community. After getting totally dissed by some women who knows much more than I do about proper flight mechanics, I'd go get my squad totally wasted and then get them to challenge the Blitzpigs to an all out stuka duel! That sounds like a fun filled night. Wish it could be, as I know there is much fun to be had in this crowd, despite the flame wars and trolls!

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 05:37 AM
All the smoke and drinking going on...Who is gonna be the unlucky fella that wakes up next to RBJ in a leather maids outfit/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 05:51 AM
I'd be right at the bar tossing back shots of Jaeger sobbing and sharing my sad 190 tales with fellow undermodeled P47 guys/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 06:34 AM
Wolfstriked wrote:
- All the smoke and drinking going on...Who is gonna
- be the unlucky fella that wakes up next to RBJ in a
- leather maids outfit/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
-
-

"Who wants to ride the unibrow railroad?" EEk, scary man! I however maintain that it would be RBJ in that outfit after having lost a bet to BuzzU and SkyChimp about the correct dive effects of a 190. Smoke Jag and I would watch as BuzzU Squeezed him into the leather, making bets on which body part would chafe the most!

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 06:41 AM
There'd Probly be one heck of a Bar room brawl between the Axis & the Allies /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif


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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 08:38 AM
Taz would be handing out tampons in the womens bathroom.

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 08:44 AM
Some of you guys are just run-of-the-mill strange. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif


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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 08:53 AM
that includes you, TaZ.

<center>Another BlitzPig</center>

XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 08:56 AM
Well Harryw, while I find you here sitting in the bar, lets have a drink together mate!


Cheers!

XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 08:59 AM
i'll buy.

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 09:03 AM
StG77_Klauen wrote:
I'd go get my squad totally wasted
- and then get them to challenge the Blitzpigs to an
- all out stuka duel! That sounds like a fun filled
- night. Wish it could be, as I know there is much fun
- to be had in this crowd, despite the flame wars and
- trolls!

We would win.

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 09:55 AM
So what are we having - lag or lager?

S!

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 10:13 AM
Dexmeister wrote:
--If there was a FB Community Convention with an open bar.


The Luftwhiners would complain that it was blocking thier view.

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 10:41 AM
TurboCrotch wrote:
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- Dexmeister wrote:
---If there was a FB Community Convention with an open bar.
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- The Luftwhiners would complain that it was blocking
- thier view.

And that the Vodka was too "Uber"

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 10:23 PM
big_lads wrote:

- And that the Vodka was too "Uber"
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MMMM, Uber Vodka....

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 10:27 PM
I'll take lager over LAG anytime,especially when it comes in a 5 liter mini keg and it says Grolsch on it.