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jamesdietz
04-12-2005, 10:17 AM
1.In time past your follower could flyeth over the valley of the shadow of death with no rear of the future for thy Friday updates were witheth us,,,but no longer, for we beth confused witheth your extendeth timeth of quietethtude,2.) Now you silence baffleth even the most fanatic of thy followers.3.) We heareth next to nothing& the lacketh of updates & screen shots maketh us wander in darkness withouteth a clue to what lieth beforeth us,4.)We waiteth patiently for the nexteth patch knowing it will giveth us much new to expandeth our wisdom,& knoweth much testing by the Beta tribe must be done to avoid judgements of thy talent & judgement5.) But your cotinuing slence sendeth many of us over the edge of doom, & maketh us fear for our commitment to the one blessed way of Ubisoft,6.) Doubters, whinners & followers of the false Gamegod CFS3 question us & berate us for our faithfull following of the one true & best Sim,7.) we gnash our joysticks & beat our keyboards into shards of plastic awaiting thy wisdom & predictions on the future eternal life of Forgotten battles & its much anticipated greater son Battle of Britain,8.) Tho immitators with false sims liketh Battle of Britain 2, Marine Air War, Silent Hunter 3 ,Brothers in Arms,,,ad naseum, may distract us we do know thy true path,we will not fear them for we haveth faith & trust in you oh mighty Oleg.) Do not forsake thy simple children oh great & good Oleg,9.) give us a multitude of verses, missives,epistles & most especially screenshots of thy future good works,10.) then & only then canst we go back to the many wonderous unfinished or unbegun career missions that are curently downloadeth ineth our Ubisoft/fogettenrth Battle folders,knowing that you hath bestode upon us the bright sunlit highlands of the besteth , bloodieth flight combateth sim to ever descendeth from heaven.
JAMES I,Verses1-10

jamesdietz
04-12-2005, 10:17 AM
1.In time past your follower could flyeth over the valley of the shadow of death with no rear of the future for thy Friday updates were witheth us,,,but no longer, for we beth confused witheth your extendeth timeth of quietethtude,2.) Now you silence baffleth even the most fanatic of thy followers.3.) We heareth next to nothing& the lacketh of updates & screen shots maketh us wander in darkness withouteth a clue to what lieth beforeth us,4.)We waiteth patiently for the nexteth patch knowing it will giveth us much new to expandeth our wisdom,& knoweth much testing by the Beta tribe must be done to avoid judgements of thy talent & judgement5.) But your cotinuing slence sendeth many of us over the edge of doom, & maketh us fear for our commitment to the one blessed way of Ubisoft,6.) Doubters, whinners & followers of the false Gamegod CFS3 question us & berate us for our faithfull following of the one true & best Sim,7.) we gnash our joysticks & beat our keyboards into shards of plastic awaiting thy wisdom & predictions on the future eternal life of Forgotten battles & its much anticipated greater son Battle of Britain,8.) Tho immitators with false sims liketh Battle of Britain 2, Marine Air War, Silent Hunter 3 ,Brothers in Arms,,,ad naseum, may distract us we do know thy true path,we will not fear them for we haveth faith & trust in you oh mighty Oleg.) Do not forsake thy simple children oh great & good Oleg,9.) give us a multitude of verses, missives,epistles & most especially screenshots of thy future good works,10.) then & only then canst we go back to the many wonderous unfinished or unbegun career missions that are curently downloadeth ineth our Ubisoft/fogettenrth Battle folders,knowing that you hath bestode upon us the bright sunlit highlands of the besteth , bloodieth flight combateth sim to ever descendeth from heaven.
JAMES I,Verses1-10

The190Flyer
04-12-2005, 10:37 AM
James: it's the spring time, get out get some sunlight and go for a walk. Oleg is a busy man working on the new patch for us, thats why he doesnt reply very often. Patience is a virtue, we all need it in this time of need http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif so if we can sit tight just for 2 weeks, be sure itll come to us eventually!

RedDeth
04-12-2005, 11:22 AM
i called OLEGS parents in the URALS...

they havent heard from him in weeks.he wont return his wifes phone calls. and they said they found an itinerary for Thailand and a receipt for several cases of these finger protector thingys with little ribs on them to help pick up stuff. most of which seem to be gone with Oleg......they arent quite sure WHY he took those with him but he is known by them to be very fastidious and clean as he always had some in his pockets.

coincidentally this all happened right about the time of those Tsunamis but not to worry. he should show back up in a couple weeks. they think....

Gibbage1
04-12-2005, 11:29 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Tallyho1961
04-12-2005, 12:34 PM
Amen.

Btl_Avon
04-12-2005, 05:49 PM
that was a horrid read.



please use punctuations next time.

ImpStarDuece
04-12-2005, 05:53 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif

Might be funnier or just plain readable if you used some paragraphs!

MEGILE
04-12-2005, 06:26 PM
ahejoo1?

HelSqnProtos
04-12-2005, 09:22 PM
S~!

Right on James!

Oh Oleg the great one, why HAVE thou forsaken us????

Fehler
04-12-2005, 11:55 PM
He was kidnapped by space aliens.. I saw it in a magazine, right next to the Daily Soap Opera Digest.

I am sure he will be back and release the patch as soon as his anal probing is done...

madsarmy
04-13-2005, 01:39 AM
The patch is delayed. 1C are to busy playing SH3http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

WTE_Ibis
04-13-2005, 02:25 AM
That is a very bad lythp you have there jamesdietz
Seek medical advice.

HotelBushranger
04-13-2005, 05:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>The patch is delayed. 1C are to busy playing SH3 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

S!

-HH-Quazi
04-13-2005, 05:24 AM
Are you guys kidding? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif LMAO!!! That was funny James. HEHEHE Someone will show this to him. This may even bring him to respond. Here's to at least wishing. I enjoyed that James. Strange, but true. EHHEHEHE

Clan_Graham
04-13-2005, 05:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Btl_Avon:
that was a horrid read.



please use punctuations next time. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Are you kidding!
There are 24 commas in there !!!
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RedDeth
04-13-2005, 12:16 PM
lol graham

Blackdog5555
04-13-2005, 12:50 PM
Number 1 patch whine ever!
Cheers J
BD

Enforcer572005
04-15-2005, 12:20 AM
Laughed so hard I blew my nose..... I'm also glad someone found another use for those ribbed finger thingys besides keeping sal****er out of the muzzle of your M-1.

Enforcer572005
04-15-2005, 12:23 AM
ok, is there something politically incorrect about what fills up the blasted ocean? I never know what to expect. Anyway, you know what I meant. sheeesh.

carguy_
04-15-2005, 06:27 AM
Use paragraphs please.

|CoB|_Spectre
04-15-2005, 11:46 AM
Sufferin' succotash, I can recognize a graduate of the Sylvester School of Speech Therapy right away. Well thed, thir.