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ploughman
08-03-2005, 07:07 AM
Quentin Tarantino has finished the script of his next project provisionally titled "Those Inglorious Bast@ards." The project may be developed into a two or three film series and is losely based on the "Dirty Dozen," a film I'm sure we're all familiar with. Amazingly a draft of the script has already been leaked on the net.

Here's a taster.

Pfc. Hankeen - "Sarge, you F@ck. F@ck you.
Sgt. Bentley -"No Hankeen, f@ck you you f@cking f@ck.
Lt. Marder - "Will you guys shut the f@ck up already.
Pfc. Jackson - "The Thompson sub-machine gun. When you absolutely have to kill every mother f@cker in the room."
Corporal Hristos (pointing to a passing aircraft) - "What the f@ck? Is that a f@cking P-38 Late? I always thought those things were bs? I guess it turns out I don't know f@ck! Jeez, I feel like such a clown."

Link to actual script (http://rsb.info.nih.gov/ij/images/clown.jpg)

Lucius_Esox
08-03-2005, 07:11 AM
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Porsimo
08-03-2005, 08:09 AM
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BSS_Goat
08-03-2005, 08:14 AM
****snicker snicker****

geetarman
08-03-2005, 09:06 AM
Hey Ploughman! Do you know if Hristos gets "fragged" by Pfc. Jackson at the end?

Hristo_
08-03-2005, 09:12 AM
You mean I get to speak English in the movie ? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

ploughman
08-03-2005, 11:55 AM
You mean I get to speak English in the movie ?

Yes.. Your punishment for making Leadspitter and Mr. Gibbage cry is to fight Allied for an undisclosed time and speak in a Yonker's accent. Let that be a lesson to you. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Low_Flyer_MkII
08-03-2005, 12:10 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">You mean I get to speak English in the movie ?

Yes.. Your punishment for making Leadspitter and Mr. Gibbage cry is to fight Allied for an undisclosed time and speak in a Yonker's accent. Let that be a lesson to you. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

And furthermore, you must answer to the name Mister Pink.

madsarmy
08-03-2005, 12:18 PM
You mean I get to speak English in the movie?

It doesn't really matter what language your speaking.
Nobodies listening! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif



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Atomic_Marten
08-03-2005, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
And furthermore, you must answer to the name Mister Pink.

No please don't start with that.
We must decide the rules on how the names will be distributed, because soon we will soon arguing -- everybody wanna be Mr.Black, and no one wanna be Mr.Pink, or for that matter Mr.Brown except LStarosta. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Low_Flyer_MkII
08-03-2005, 01:27 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/rdogs-1000-1smaller.jpg

What about Niceguy Hristo then?

Atomic_Marten
08-03-2005, 01:35 PM
He can be Mr.White. About Mr.Pink I think I have one candidate... let's just say he likes screenshots. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Low_Flyer_MkII
08-03-2005, 01:48 PM
No...not Rogodin, surely! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

ploughman
08-03-2005, 04:35 PM
Pfc. Jackson requires that he be called Mr. Black. Mr. Tarantino requests that, for the general welfare, this might be indulged.

Mr. Hristos may choose any other colour he wishes.

LStarosta
08-03-2005, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Atomic_Marten:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
And furthermore, you must answer to the name Mister Pink.

No please don't start with that.
We must decide the rules on how the names will be distributed, because soon we will soon arguing -- everybody wanna be Mr.Black, and no one wanna be Mr.Pink, or for that matter Mr.Brown except LStarosta. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL

Atomic_Marten
08-03-2005, 04:59 PM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
No...not Rogodin, surely! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Hint: you're on good path just change forum.. from GD to PF http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

ploughman
08-03-2005, 05:07 PM
The ubiquitous Mr. SkyChimp perhaps?

carguy_
08-03-2005, 05:14 PM
Don`t insult Taratino by this quote.He is one of the few who can make d@mn funny movies even if those aren`t meant to be funny.Reservoir Dogs,Pulp Fiction - those werem ovies that made me LMAO every time someone said f@ck nicely connected with other words.It all made sense,was funny,shows irony of it all.

ploughman
08-03-2005, 05:22 PM
QT called me up and thought it was great, he especially told me to say a big "FUYFF" to Carguy! Have a groovy QT one you big f@cking f@ck. I really hope they have satire in your country or I am so f@cked to f@cking f@ck!

Atomic_Marten
08-03-2005, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by carguy_:
Reservoir Dogs

Now when I enter cofee shop with juke box with some change in pocket, I search for "Stuck In The Middle With You".

And I always get that crazy smile on my face when song begins to play. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

carguy_
08-03-2005, 05:32 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
QT called me up and thought it was great, he especially told me to say a big "FUYFF" to Carguy! Have a groovy QT one you big f@cking f@ck. I really hope they have satire in your country or I am so f@cked to f@cking f@ck!


Learn to f`ckin type... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

96th_Nightshifter
08-03-2005, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
Here's a taster.

Pfc. Hankeen - "Sarge, you F@ck. F@ck you.
Sgt. Bentley -"No Hankeen, f@ck you you f@cking f@ck.
Lt. Marder - "Will you guys shut the f@ck up already.
Pfc. Jackson - "The Thompson sub-machine gun. When you absolutely have to kill every mother f@cker in the room."
Corporal Hristos (pointing to a passing aircraft) - "What the f@ck? Is that a f@cking P-38 Late? I always thought those things were bs? I guess it turns out I don't know f@ck! Jeez, I feel like such a clown."

Link to actual script (http://rsb.info.nih.gov/ij/images/clown.jpg)

lmao - classic