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AirRon_2K7
12-05-2007, 10:50 AM
Yup... all you Yahtzee fans are going to be delighted to hear that, overall, mr Y-zee likes Assassin's Creed... but the combat sucks coxicles.

*Strong language, and strong funny*

Link:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorial...ion-Assassin-s-Creed (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed)

Link again:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorial...ion-Assassin-s-Creed (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed)

No, seriously, watch it:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorial...ion-Assassin-s-Creed (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed)

gorilla325
12-05-2007, 11:00 AM
watched it, it's funny. however, it's just that, funny. good? i don't think so.

AirRon_2K7
12-05-2007, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by gorilla325:
watched it, it's funny. however, it's just that, funny. good? i don't think so.

It gets the points across, but TBH... if you thought that it'd be seriously informative... then, well... you were obviously wrong <_<

ThaHammett
12-05-2007, 11:23 AM
LMFAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

I couldnt breathe because I was laughing so hard. That WHEE-OO part cracked me up http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

lostassassin123
12-05-2007, 11:29 AM
Thanks, I just was thinking about it today http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif
That was realy funny! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
"It takes way too long to get to those morons.First You have to walk all the way down from Your home, based on the top of the f***in mountain, to start an every f***in mission."
I laughed hard xD
"You think having a spikeshot into the throat, would have peeled once the ability to silillyquise(WTF?!sililiqliafli-what?), but You just can't shut these f***ed mouths up!"
Waaaaahahahah http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
Thanks again http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

ACfanboy12
12-05-2007, 11:34 AM
Well ummm...

<span class="ev_code_RED">*Edit - Raided*</span>

katz_bg
12-05-2007, 11:42 AM
I hoped it would be this week http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
it's super-hyped games like this that he can't miss.

lostassassin123 if you liked this one so much you'll love his "Clive Barker's Jericho" review

Jesse1234
12-05-2007, 11:43 AM
That is a spot on review. Except he likes it more then me...

AirRon_2K7
12-05-2007, 11:45 AM
Originally posted by Jesse1234:
That is a spot on review. Except he likes it more then me...

You're not allowed to post in my thread... get out.


http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Joking, BTW. I'm being random at the moment.

katz_bg
12-05-2007, 11:48 AM
try looking before you post next time
http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5251069024/m/2901019416

AirRon_2K7
12-05-2007, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by Magnus_LTD:
Look atThis! (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/2694-Zero-Punctuation-Assassin-s-Creed)
remember, he says that he LIKES IT, and when Yahtzee says he likes something, it's GREAT http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Muhaha, beat you too it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

You fail (http://youfail.org)

Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lolololololololololololololololololololol

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DreamerM
12-05-2007, 11:52 AM
Yet another mixed message on the combat.

For some people it was the highlight of the game. This guy hated it.

I liked it, but I also like ambiguity so what do I know?

So who's right?

lostassassin123
12-05-2007, 11:53 AM
Originally posted by katz_bg:
lostassassin123 if you liked this one so much you'll love his "Clive Barker's Jericho" review
I'll take a look at it, thanks http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

AirRon_2K7
12-05-2007, 11:55 AM
Originally posted by DreamerM:
Yet another mixed message on the combat.

For some people it was the highlight of the game. This guy hated it.

I liked it, but I also like ambiguity so what do I know?

So who's right?

Who's right? What a silly (the polite version of stupid) question http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif. Neither of you are "right"... it's called opinion.

lostassassin123
12-05-2007, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by lostassassin123:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by katz_bg:
lostassassin123 if you liked this one so much you'll love his "Clive Barker's Jericho" review
I'll take a look at it, thanks http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
"I could go on, listing the stupid design decisions....So I will http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif *whoops, forgot one*"
ROFLMAO
Thanks Katz http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

spazzoo1025
12-05-2007, 01:32 PM
lmao i loved it, not only because it was funny (those damn leppers!) but also because he actually brought good points up

xELITEGUNNERx
12-05-2007, 02:43 PM
that was so funny and so true

Dvlos56
12-05-2007, 02:46 PM
Yahtzee is hilarious, but he's so terrible at video games and can't play or rate anything multiplayer worth a damn. That he can handle the easy AC system is not a surprise.

I still say his review of Fable is one of the best all time game reviews of all time.

** It's funny that a review from him gets everyone saying Hurr hurr funny but true! While other people have been posting the same complaints repeatedly only to the sound of "But I love the game something's wrong with you!" nonsense.

AirRon_2K7
12-05-2007, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Dvlos56:
Yahtzee is hilarious, but he's so terrible at video games and can't play or rate anything multiplayer worth a damn. That he can handle the easy AC system is not a surprise.

I still say his review of Fable is one of the best all time game reviews of all time.

** It's funny that a review from him gets everyone saying Hurr hurr funny but true! While other people have been posting the same complaints repeatedly only to the sound of "But I love the game something's wrong with you!" nonsense.

with all his peter mole... new... gags. Yeah, that was hilarious. Super pentagram of death attack or whatever the hell it was. lol.

Good ol' Yahtzee