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willyvic
11-01-2006, 11:39 PM
That I had the little fella on my boat.

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Next time I send the wife for a cup of coffee instead of leaving the keyboard http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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tuddley3
11-02-2006, 12:36 AM
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hward1983
11-02-2006, 12:54 AM
Should I teach my fiancee that trick too of fetching the coffee so bernard isn't driving my boat across wreckage http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Realjambo
11-02-2006, 01:42 AM
Did you get their insurance details? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Bootsmann0815
11-02-2006, 02:55 AM
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Naval Courts-Martial

Judge: "Herr Kaleun, why did you leave the bridge while navigating in these hazardous, wreck-strewn waters and so close to land?"

Kaleun Willyvic: "When I left the bridge we weren't anywhere close to land, and the waters weren't wreck-strewn either. That was Bernard's doing, sir!"

Judge: "For how long were hanging out in the galley? You said it was just for a cup of coffee?"

Kaleun Willyvic: "Yes, Sir! It can't have been more than a few minutes."

Judge: "That means Bernard has exceeded the speed limit! But it was also he who got the hits on these ships! Your Renown will be reduced accordingly! And instead of the extended holiday you were hoping for you'll spend the boat's repair time serving unlimited quantities of coffee to the dockyard crew while they take care of your boat! Case dismissed!"<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

Use the vertical!

willyvic
11-03-2006, 04:43 AM
Originally posted by Bootsmann0815:
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Naval Courts-Martial

Judge: "Herr Kaleun, why did you leave the bridge while navigating in these hazardous, wreck-strewn waters and so close to land?"

Kaleun Willyvic: "When I left the bridge we weren't anywhere close to land, and the waters weren't wreck-strewn either. That was Bernard's doing, sir!"

Judge: "For how long were hanging out in the galley? You said it was just for a cup of coffee?"

Kaleun Willyvic: "Yes, Sir! It can't have been more than a few minutes."

Judge: "That means Bernard has exceeded the speed limit! But it was also he who got the hits on these ships! Your Renown will be reduced accordingly! And instead of the extended holiday you were hoping for you'll spend the boat's repair time serving unlimited quantities of coffee to the dockyard crew while they take care of your boat! Case dismissed!"

Gee great, MORE negative renown....I'll never get to skipper the minnow at this rate. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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