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Snuffly
05-29-2005, 01:12 PM
how ai planes can shoot u when ur in the clouds?

fherathras
05-29-2005, 01:51 PM
bling bling http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

ploughman
05-29-2005, 04:26 PM
Much worse than that I bought a pair of 'relaxed' fit trousers at 32"/30". Turns out 'relaxed' fit means 'lying to yourself that you're three inches thinner than you actually are" because the freakin' things fall straight off me.

Now I have to go out of my way and take them back.

Or keep them for when I'm older.

MEGILE
05-29-2005, 04:33 PM
Buy a belt!

ploughman
05-29-2005, 04:34 PM
I did.

MEGILE
05-29-2005, 04:53 PM
and still too loose?

Slechtvalk
05-29-2005, 04:59 PM
No his belt was to small. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

WTE_Ibis
05-29-2005, 05:03 PM
Try a pair of braces,that should holdem up. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

MEGILE
05-29-2005, 05:05 PM
hmmm, why not consider investing in a pair of denim dungarees? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

civildog
05-29-2005, 08:31 PM
I always get the Dockers with the hidden expanding waist for when I go on binges at the local rib joint. But I only use them for then because otherwise they bunch up under the belt.

I guess the reason for all this tailoring cunundrum is because most Americans now seem to have an a$$ big enough to bend light.

LW_Icarus
05-29-2005, 11:31 PM
I guess the reason for all this tailoring cunundrum is because most Americans now seem to have an a$$ big enough to bend light.

Great, now thats our fault too.

Mackane1
05-29-2005, 11:35 PM
How did AI shooting in the clouds morph to fat a55es and relaxed jeans? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Monson74
05-30-2005, 12:23 AM
There's nothing wrong with AI shooting in the clouds - wouldn't you do that too? It's just that the AI pilots are extremely lucky & hit all the time - one day they'll run out of luck - be sure http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

JamesBlonde888
05-30-2005, 09:00 AM
Funny, I have never had this problem.... Maybe it's because I'm special...

major_setback
05-30-2005, 09:52 AM
Here's the answer: Chocolate cake.

I'll explain this... chocolate cake contains large amounts of vitamin A (retinol), which is known to be good for your sight. Either you are eating too little chocolate cake, or the AI pilots are getting too much. Increase your intake of chocolate cake to match that of the AI and your problem should be solved. Also after only a short amount of time the garment that you have purchased will fit you perfectly.

This is a tactic known as 'the trousers', it is vaguely similar to 'the scissors', though a lot less painful should it go wrong!

Snuffly
05-30-2005, 10:12 AM
it only took 14 posts...

Mackane1
05-30-2005, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by major_setback:
Here's the answer: Chocolate cake.

I'll explain this... chocolate cake contains large amounts of vitamin A (retinol), which is known to be good for your sight. Either you are eating too little chocolate cake, or the AI pilots are getting too much. Increase your intake of chocolate cake to match that of the AI and your problem should be solved. Also after only a short amount of time the garment that you have purchased will fit you perfectly.

This is a tactic known as 'the trousers', it is vaguely similar to 'the scissors', though a lot less painful should it go wrong!



EXCELLENT!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

major_setback
05-31-2005, 04:25 AM
...and don't fly into clouds. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif