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Y0RGO
12-27-2007, 12:11 PM
This soldiers is seem to friendlies, yes?

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd119/Feathered_IV/grab0001-2.jpg

berg417448
12-27-2007, 12:20 PM
YORGO is liking gladiator movies, yes?

Y0RGO
12-27-2007, 12:25 PM
Y0RGO will not see naked men. Is only preefer naked lady, but must carful of sneek wife.


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Haigotron
12-27-2007, 12:30 PM
i see nothing wrong with that pic, its just a superior zipping up the fly of his subordinate

Y0RGO
12-27-2007, 12:50 PM
Ok, understod. Soldier 1 is only give a hand to Soldier 2. I am fear of other posibles.

joeap
12-27-2007, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by Haigotron:
i see nothing wrong with that pic, its just a superior zipping up the fly of his subordinate

...but why was the fly down in the first place??? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

DuxCorvan
12-27-2007, 12:53 PM
Nothing wrong. The soldier on her knees is clearly Jamie Lee Curtis.

Y0RGO
12-27-2007, 01:01 PM
I think maybee they is beter hide under this wagon!

b2spirita
12-27-2007, 01:12 PM
you sure this bring much good luck, will keep away bloshevik hordes, yes?

general_kalle
12-27-2007, 03:36 PM
Wilson: Private Wilson Reporting: ZIPPER IN ORDER SIR!!!

sgt Jack: good job Wilson. get back to your unit and erhh thanks for the help http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
i always have truble making it work properly

any questions?

Wilson: erh one sir. what game is this?

Jack: no idea.
DISMISSED

carts
12-27-2007, 03:59 PM
A correct Inside leg measurement is essential when buying a new suit?

One swallow does not make a summer?

You lost the keys to Slovakias first mass produced people carrier?

FoolTrottel
12-27-2007, 04:01 PM
AI-AAA ...

knightflyte
12-27-2007, 04:23 PM
"Daddy? My zipper's stuck."

"Remind me when we get home to punch your Momma right in the mouth."


(from: Smokey and the Bandit....incase anyone thinks I'm advocating violence)

Waldo.Pepper
12-27-2007, 04:38 PM
"World's shortest chow line."

RAF74_Raptor
12-27-2007, 05:07 PM
"Why Cant I quit you"

JarheadEd
12-27-2007, 06:11 PM
Franks AND Beans!.

R_Target
12-27-2007, 06:34 PM
"Since you're hung like a horse, you can pull the wagon."

Monterey13
12-27-2007, 07:01 PM
Wow, that was a powerful one! Blew my face right off!

Loco-S
12-27-2007, 07:08 PM
Pan Politruk, arre you sure you vill not report me to the politburo if I do dis??

Taylortony
12-27-2007, 07:09 PM
http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd119/Feathered_IV/grab0001-2.jpg

Is that a belt buckle or are you just happy to see me?

Rood-Zwart
12-27-2007, 07:41 PM
After finding out the field kitchen was broken, Hans swallowed every warm meal he could get his hands on...

knightflyte
12-27-2007, 09:26 PM
I like you kid. You got *****.

Taylortony
12-27-2007, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by knightflyte:
I like you kid. You got *****.

come again? groan

LEBillfish
12-27-2007, 11:18 PM
Brokeback Byelorussia...

leitmotiv
12-28-2007, 12:27 AM
Bad taste has hit a new low with this thread. Next...

fabianfred
12-28-2007, 12:28 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifwhat's with all the Gay jokes?

are you Guys all gay.....or do you all hate gays?

they are not such a minority nowadays....so you ought to try and get along...

knightflyte
12-28-2007, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by fabianfred:
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifwhat's with all the Gay jokes?

are you Guys all gay.....or do you all hate gays?

they are not such a minority nowadays....so you ought to try and get along...


Fred, we're just clowning aroud. I doubt anyone's remarks are geared at gay folks. The picture looks a bit risque. If it was a girl kneeling, the same kind of jokes would be told.

If you don't like them I can understand, but there is no malicious intent in the captioning.

Deedsundone
12-28-2007, 01:11 AM
The original cast of Face Off.

hobnail
12-28-2007, 01:14 AM
Miroslav, I know we're just two insignificant soldiers in a faceless, never-ending war, that I'm just the unit cook and this isn't the time but I can't think of a better time so....

Will you marry me?

Feathered_IV
12-28-2007, 02:40 AM
Guy standing up: "Don't even bother. My polygon count doesn't allow for one of those."

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd119/Feathered_IV/grab0001-2.jpg

skarden
12-28-2007, 03:28 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Guy standing up: "Don't even bother. My polygon count doesn't allow for one of those."

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd119/Feathered_IV/grab0001-2.jpg
LOL nioce,very nioce http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

leitmotiv
12-28-2007, 03:44 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Guy standing up: "Don't even bother. My polygon count doesn't allow for one of those."

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd119/Feathered_IV/grab0001-2.jpg

Now this is funny!

stansdds
12-28-2007, 04:14 AM
Originally posted by fabianfred:
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifwhat's with all the Gay jokes?

are you Guys all gay.....or do you all hate gays?

they are not such a minority nowadays....so you ought to try and get along...
Lighten up, Francis. - "Stripes"

My caption:
"Oh, I see you aren't digitally correct either."

leitmotiv
12-28-2007, 04:29 AM
"The Private is not accustomed to having a Brigadier propose marriage to him, Sir."

JG52MadAdler
12-28-2007, 04:36 AM
ROFLMAO! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

madsarmy
12-28-2007, 04:58 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Guy standing up: "Don't even bother. My polygon count doesn't allow for one of those."

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
I think this caption comp need not go any further.

joeap
12-28-2007, 05:40 AM
Originally posted by stansdds:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by fabianfred:
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gifwhat's with all the Gay jokes?

are you Guys all gay.....or do you all hate gays?

they are not such a minority nowadays....so you ought to try and get along...
Lighten up, Francis. - "Stripes"

My caption:
"Oh, I see you aren't digitally correct either." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Indeed, mind you 3 of my friends were gay, two came out so I had to kill them*, the third belonged to 2 minorities at the same time so I let him live. None of them or my straight friends like Il-2 ... ok then I'll have to get rid of them too.



* Like Eric Idle did to Graham Chapman... (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A687954)


Following a television interview in which Graham discussed his homosexuality, the Python team received a letter from a woman outraged that an anonymous (not true) member of the Monty Python team had confessed to being homosexual. She enclosed several prayers for his salvation and a quotation from the Bible. The reply, written by Eric Idle, stated simply that the rest of the team had discovered who it was and had 'taken him outside and killed him'. She didn't write back.

b2spirita
12-28-2007, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by fabianfred:
what's with all the Gay jokes?

are you Guys all gay.....or do you all hate gays?

they are not such a minority nowadays....so you ought to try and get along
I dont think any offence was intended, its just an amusing picture and people are just having a joke

DuxCorvan
12-28-2007, 11:08 AM
Originally posted by fabianfred:
they are not such a minority nowadays

That's why we must fight the gay oppression! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Anyway, you should not feel bad Fabian. You know we would like you the same, if you were gay (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnDxeGmxttI). http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

Monterey13
12-28-2007, 07:49 PM
Those of us who are comfortable in our heterosexuality can make jokes and laugh it off.

Those who are not so sure get offended.


My quote...."I'm doing my best, Sir, but Oleg put waaaay too much gravel in this map. My knees are killing me!!"

T_O_A_D
12-29-2007, 08:26 AM
Yeh Yeh, I've seen your Rifle, but I'm much more interested in your gun.
You know this is your rifle, this is your gun, this is for fighting, and this is for fun.


The Polygon one is the best though LOL