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nearmiss
02-24-2005, 02:53 PM
Interesting how uninteresting these boards have become. Everything has been talked about so many times now posters are resorting to kitten pictures, etc. I think chicken pictures might be more fun...

You know why the Turkey crossed the road...it was the Chickens day off. (thats' for the kiddies)
----------------------------

Guy comes home and finds his wife packing.

"Where are you going?", he says.

"I'm moving to Vegas," she says. "I just found out that I can get $250 for what I give you for free!"

He starts packing too.

She says, "Where do you think you are going?"

"Vegas," he says. "I want to see how you'll live off of $500 a year!"

----------------------------

Because the IL2 Series is such a closed sim after a couple months everyone has had their say and stoked their fires.

When we get the patch it'll be rejuvenated. That's why the MSFT CFS boards were always lively...because there were always new add-ons coming out from third party. Funny isn't it we got a thread on this board with 10 pages of responses about CFS3..."OMG! - MS CFS3 - Best $30 I ever spent". That ought to signal the world there are a bunch of bored IL2'rs.

The only third party we get around here is third party information, which don't compute.

I've been spending a lot of time in the gym. I'm now not only a hardhead, but a musclehead as well. My hands are getting calloused from picking up the dumbbells instead of twisting my stick...LOL

I think the mods need to at least give us a sticky Joke thread. That way we can at least share a little humor.

nearmiss
02-24-2005, 02:53 PM
Interesting how uninteresting these boards have become. Everything has been talked about so many times now posters are resorting to kitten pictures, etc. I think chicken pictures might be more fun...

You know why the Turkey crossed the road...it was the Chickens day off. (thats' for the kiddies)
----------------------------

Guy comes home and finds his wife packing.

"Where are you going?", he says.

"I'm moving to Vegas," she says. "I just found out that I can get $250 for what I give you for free!"

He starts packing too.

She says, "Where do you think you are going?"

"Vegas," he says. "I want to see how you'll live off of $500 a year!"

----------------------------

Because the IL2 Series is such a closed sim after a couple months everyone has had their say and stoked their fires.

When we get the patch it'll be rejuvenated. That's why the MSFT CFS boards were always lively...because there were always new add-ons coming out from third party. Funny isn't it we got a thread on this board with 10 pages of responses about CFS3..."OMG! - MS CFS3 - Best $30 I ever spent". That ought to signal the world there are a bunch of bored IL2'rs.

The only third party we get around here is third party information, which don't compute.

I've been spending a lot of time in the gym. I'm now not only a hardhead, but a musclehead as well. My hands are getting calloused from picking up the dumbbells instead of twisting my stick...LOL

I think the mods need to at least give us a sticky Joke thread. That way we can at least share a little humor.

steve_v
02-24-2005, 03:01 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/353.gif


http://home.earthlink.net/~viner45/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/chickenchuckammo.jpeg


Humor forum can be found at airwarfare.com.
http://www.airwarfare.com/phpBB2/viewforum.php?f=10&sid=b9e55aa616be71547d8a3a9930d1a9d0

nearmiss
02-24-2005, 03:06 PM
http://www.planetchicken.com/img/chickens/chicks5.jpg

I tell you that was a BF109 not a 190. Someone's comb is in your way.

Here's a link for some great information about taking off warts...and other stuff

Click to Wart removal link (http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/hmo/)

blairgowrie
02-24-2005, 03:27 PM
nearmiss, I couldn't agree with you more. I have been thinking exactly the same thing for the past couple of days and thought it was only me that was finding things a little slow (boring).

But the patch, when it comes in 2 weeks, will change all that........ right?

JorBR
02-24-2005, 03:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nearmiss:

When we get the patch it'll be rejuvenated. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

And than two years to BoB.

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JorBR
02-24-2005, 03:30 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by blairgowrie:
nearmiss, I couldn't agree with you more. I have been thinking exactly the same thing for the past couple of days and thought it was only me that was finding things a little slow (boring).

But the patch, when it comes in 2 weeks, will change all that........ right? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The boring never get banned http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

unseen84
02-24-2005, 03:37 PM
yeah, things have been really slow lately

SlickStick
02-24-2005, 03:45 PM
Boring is in the eye of the beholder.

nearmiss
02-24-2005, 03:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by blairgowrie:
nearmiss, I couldn't agree with you more. I have been thinking exactly the same thing for the past couple of days and thought it was only me that was finding things a little slow (boring).

But the patch, when it comes in 2 weeks, will change all that........ right? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

YES!

steve_v
02-24-2005, 04:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by blairgowrie:
thought it was only me that was finding things a little slow (boring). <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Lets blow this coup and go crusin' for some chicks.

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PBNA-Boosher
02-24-2005, 04:20 PM
I don't speak whale...

jurinko
02-24-2005, 04:23 PM
lol the joke was quite cool

blairgowrie
02-24-2005, 04:51 PM
lol. I am with you there Steve.

JG54_Arnie
02-24-2005, 04:57 PM
These boards are what you make of it. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Just to add a little to SlickStick's wonderfull post. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

carguy_
02-24-2005, 04:58 PM
Don`t want to spam the boards but if Oleg made MG151/20 like it should be the boards would light up like a christmas tree lol!

willyvic
02-24-2005, 05:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by carguy_:
Don`t want to spam the boards but if Oleg made MG151/20 like it should be the boards would light up like a christmas tree lol! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ya don't fool me. Of course ya want to spam. It's in your veins, it's at your core, it's...oh wait....that's RBJ. Never mind.

R_Mutt
02-24-2005, 06:16 PM
Someone post a picture of Taz in diapers, that always gets things rolling.

blairgowrie
02-24-2005, 06:26 PM
How about a picture of a loaf of bread my wife baked this morning? I think she put the flour in upside down.

Just click on image to get full size and see the gory detail.



http://img227.exs.cx/img227/9283/joke7fs.th.jpg (http://img227.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img227&image=joke7fs.jpg)

SeminoleX
02-24-2005, 06:59 PM
I agree the board is boring and the whole Il2 series has become boring.

Just open up the sim to modding and we can make it a game woth playing like CFS series.

BSS_Goat
02-24-2005, 07:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by blairgowrie:
How about a picture of a loaf of bread my wife baked this morning? I think she put the flour in upside down. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Is that after you ate it?

nearmiss
02-24-2005, 07:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by blairgowrie:
How about a picture of a loaf of bread my wife baked this morning? I think she put the flour in upside down.

Just click on image to get full size and see the gory detail.

http://img227.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img227&image=joke7fs.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Looking at that bread I say,
You'd better be careful man...that chick's mad at you.

nearmiss
02-24-2005, 07:54 PM
I wonder if you could turn something like this into NOSEART.

http://media.funny.co.uk/files/2734.jpg

That dude has got a big Rooster... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

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After retiring, I went to the social security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and
realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry but I seemed to have left my
wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later."

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She says,
"That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me." and she
processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
social security office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have
gotten disability too."

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

WTE_Galway
02-24-2005, 07:57 PM
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0PwADA4MSIEb2T7Gg9*HAvcIBdw4EqQZpnEtWPmT1VfF9PVorl X10j1*c2WZyAzJ*EOLb!3gw!yfTh2341q12*NYhQnUaI0c2/mib.jpg

conundrumx
02-24-2005, 08:16 PM
These boards are beyond boring, and will probably get worse after we get thrown a few crumbs in this next add-on, becuase after that...no more planes (regardless of what we supposedly hear from Oleg). I loved how I logged into the main page one day and saw how there new user poll was "Do you browse the web with your bookmark tab open?" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif getting to the bottom of the barrel or what here. Now there is some stupid 10-page discussion on CFS3 of all things http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif Now there's excitement for you. It's really a shame too because this is really a remarkable piece of software...just a sham that it's going to continue to wither on the vine...what a waist. Oh well, weather starts to get better soon time to frequent some other sites with more of an outdoor theme.

nearmiss
02-24-2005, 08:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PBNA-Boosher:
I don't speak whale... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's a pretty simple language...

http://media.funny.co.uk/files/2811.jpg

pourshot
02-24-2005, 08:34 PM
ROTFLMFAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

IBTL

ElAurens
02-24-2005, 08:58 PM
http://www.blitzpigs.com/photos/bomb.jpg

Die thread, die....

heywooood
02-24-2005, 09:00 PM
yikes...and you all know what I refer to.

nearmiss
02-24-2005, 09:15 PM
The Russian wrestling team came to America looking to win every match to be played. The largest Russian on the team, a real heavy weight known for creaming all his opponents, had a move called The Mongolian Death-grip. When it was the heavy-weight American€s turn to take on this huge Russian Bear, the coach told him to be careful, and €œWhatever happens, don€t let him get you in the Mongolian Death-grip!€

The referee gets the 2 warriors together, bang goes the bell and in less than 30 seconds the American is wrapped into a pretzel, victim of the Mongolian Death-grip. The coach is tremendously disappointed, turns away from the match shaking his head. He knows the poor American is a goner. All of a sudden, the crowd erupts with cheers and applause. The coach turns around and can€t believe his eyes! The American has pinned the Russian and 1, 2, 3 he wins the match! As the American approaches the coach, the coach screams, €œOh my God, how did you get out of the Mongolian Death-grip? No one has every gotten out of that hold before.€ The wrestler replies, €œWell coach, you see, there I was, all twisted up like a pretzel. I was really hurting, it was tough to breathe and I knew I wasn€t going to last much longer. I looked up and there they were, the biggest set of testicles you have ever seen, only inches away from my mouth. Figuring I had nothing to loose, I just reached up and bit down as hard as I could!€

The coach replies, and THAT is how you overpowered the Russian huh? €œYep replied the wrestler. You€d be amazed how much strength you can generate when you bite your own nuts!€

http://www.hereinreality.com/funny_pictures/albums/userpics/10001/sport002.jpg

ElAurens
02-24-2005, 09:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by heywooood:
yikes...and you all know what I refer to. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ummm, care to enlighten someone who doesn't?

ImpStarDuece
02-24-2005, 09:21 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

nearmiss
02-24-2005, 09:28 PM
Just minding my own business and some dude asked me to hold this sign.

http://www.hereinreality.com/funny_pictures/albums/userpics/10001/jobsucks6.jpg

Monty_Thrud
02-25-2005, 01:42 AM
Posted this a while ago...still makes me larf http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif...cheer up peeps....ITS THE WEEKEND...and that bit closer to the PATCH http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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Badsight.
02-25-2005, 02:08 AM
this Board was a Goldmine back in 2000 - 2002

like the wild west , man those were good times flying in IL2 as well

Jasko76
02-25-2005, 03:33 AM
I think the mods are keeping this to clinically clean - I remember the good old fights and mud slinging. Now that kept these boards alive!

WTE_Ibis
02-25-2005, 04:28 AM
I agree,I've been watching reruns of Rosanne thats how bad it's been getting.

Bring back RBJ. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

&gt; &gt; &gt; Dentist
A guy and a gal meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place.
A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands.

He then takes of his trousers and washes his hands again.
The girl has been watching him and says, "You must be a dentist."
The guy, surprised, says "Yes....how did you figure that out?"
"Easy," she replied, "you keep washing your hands."
One thing led to another and they make love.
After they are done, the girl says, "You must be a really good dentist."
The guy, now with a boosted ego says, "Well yes, I'm a good dentist.
How did you figure that out?"

"Didn't feel a thing!" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

EAGLE_34_WO
02-25-2005, 04:43 AM
Are you guys bored with these boards or the game in general? I have just joined this community and find myself playing hours each day. It's the best game I've played to date. Even though I'm getting shot down quite abit, I absolutely love this game! I have even noticed that I'm not the only one buying this game this late. I guess I don't care much if the boards are "boring". I only come here to get questions answered and to learn more about IL-2. I usually don't even read the O/T threads. So, after a few years of playing this game are you tired of it, or just tired of these message boards?

WTE_Ibis
02-25-2005, 04:47 AM
The game is great,no probs there be sure.
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<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by blairgowrie:
How about a picture of a loaf of bread my wife baked this morning? I think she put the flour in upside down.

Just click on image to get full size and see the gory detail.
-----------------------------------


My mother in law can kick a$$ in ugly m8, if your beautifull better half wants lessons let me know. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

http://img227.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img227&image=joke7fs.jpg <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

AWL_Spinner
02-25-2005, 04:59 AM
Well one of the simplest things would be to get rid of the General Discussion and Pacific Fighters boards and have one combined one for the series. This particular forum seems kinda unecessary right now.

There's loads of stuff that gets lost in one or the other that'd be of interest.

Korolov
02-25-2005, 05:33 AM
http://www.mechmodels.com/fbstuff/crazyivan_ban.jpg

FluffyDucks
02-25-2005, 06:15 AM
Bring back G***n Th*****, Siggi, RBJ, Pdog and all the other nutters that used to keep these boards interesting! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Jasko76
02-25-2005, 06:19 AM
Yeah, maybe we should make them an offical invitation? I'm sure Crazy Ivanhoe would ban us all http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Jagdgeschwader2
02-25-2005, 06:24 AM
Oops I was going to post a link of this rotary gun ripping targets up but that page had other stuff on it as well! Link retracted. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
http://home.earthlink.net/~jagdgeschwader26/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jagdgeschwader2s.jpg

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
02-25-2005, 06:31 AM
OMFG!!!!!!1!111!!!!!!111111!!!!
F4c7 15 73h 0nly r3450n h4lf j00 f499175 h4n9 4r0und 0n 7h15 b04rd 15 c0z j00 4r3 f34r3d 7h47 T1mM0rz3r w1ll pwn3 j00r f3wk1n9 4r53r0rz in h15 00b3r 5p17f1r3 4nd h4x0r3r j00r 4r53 1n70 t3h n3x7 d1m3n510n!!!!11!!!!11110n30n30n3 mwhwhwhwhwhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Pwn0r4m4j4m4 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

CRAP_GA_T1mM0rz3r

blairgowrie
02-25-2005, 06:33 AM
Eagle_34_W0. Just to clarify.

I enjoy the game more each time I play it and I am playing it more often now than ever before.

Slow boards are better than no boards although I would agree that Pacific Fighters and General Discussion might be merged. I am not sure why we need a specific one for PF.

I think the boards might be slow because there isn't any new stuff on video cards, Intel and AMD seem to have slowed down in new product, TrackIR hasn't announced anything for the past couple of months and we are all waiting for "you know what".

If your computer is stable and you have no plans to upgrade in the foreseeable future then apart from helping someone out with a problem, then there is not much going on in Tech Support. When IL2 Skins gets back in business at least there will be some new skins to try out.

I hope the mods don't lock this. I think it is right on topic and there is some real funny stuff here to lighten things up.

B16Enk
02-25-2005, 08:27 AM
My wife liked this:

(It needs sound).

http://www.boreme.com/bm/FEB05/a/hollow-men/fr.htm

Not too sure why http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
02-25-2005, 08:46 AM
http://www.tokyoplastic.com/dm.html

This rocks

AWL_Spinner
02-25-2005, 08:49 AM
Maybe everyone's like, you know, enjoying playing the game at the minute?

Boards are much busier when there's whining to be done than when people are content.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

FRAGAL
02-25-2005, 08:51 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by tHeBaLrOgRoCkS:
OMFG!!!!!!1!111!!!!!!111111!!!!
F4c7 15 73h 0nly r3450n h4lf j00 f499175 h4n9 4r0und 0n 7h15 b04rd 15 c0z j00 4r3 f34r3d 7h47 T1mM0rz3r w1ll pwn3 j00r f3wk1n9 4r53r0rz in h15 00b3r 5p17f1r3 4nd h4x0r3r j00r 4r53 1n70 t3h n3x7 d1m3n510n!!!!11!!!!11110n30n30n3 mwhwhwhwhwhahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Pwn0r4m4j4m4 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

CRAP_GA_T1mM0rz3r <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dam balrog,
your right there mate made total sense, http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

B16Enk
02-25-2005, 08:56 AM
To help put inot perspective the whinges about FB and ATI/nVidia compatability:

(has been repeated before but slightly updated and still worthy of a smile).

Dear Sir

Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.

To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 that I tried, had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiance 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost) to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to, because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and CleanHouse2000.

Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip! These latter products have no Help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself.

Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express, which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that drain my resources.

It also conflicts with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT program it often crashes or runs the system dry.

Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off. Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems. A friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it could delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Any ideas?

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
02-25-2005, 09:03 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FRAGAL:


Dam balrog,
your right there mate made total sense, http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well what can I say some times I just like to give a little back to the community now and then http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

FRAGAL
02-25-2005, 09:04 AM
Steve "The Brave Fighter Pilot"

Steve, a brave English fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Thames. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Steve and says,
"Steve, kiss me!" Steve grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Steve?" says the startled Marie. "I am Steve, the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing.

Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, "Steve, kiss me lower."
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of C******nay and Pours
it on her breasts. "Steve!! What are you doing now?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Steve, the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!"

She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude, and things Really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers,
"Steve, kiss me much lower!"

Steve rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the River Thames. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams
furiously, "STEVE, WHAT THE %&^% DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly "I am Steve, the fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!"

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
02-25-2005, 09:08 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by B16Enk:
To help put inot perspective the whinges about FB and ATI/nVidia compatability:

(has been repeated before but slightly updated and still worthy of a smile).

QUOTE]

Excellent post http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

nearmiss
02-25-2005, 11:11 AM
Medical breakthroughs:

A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a brain out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in six
weeks."

A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a brain out of one person, put it in another and have him preparing for war in four weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way behind, we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half
the country is looking for work, and the other half preparing for war."

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_debate_poland.jpg

Airmail109
02-25-2005, 05:21 PM
ROLF http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Thats half the problem like with Hitler (they thought he was stupid and could be controlled)....Bush wants you to think hes stupid...but he is infact a very clever man in his own way. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

DocSEAL
02-26-2005, 08:59 AM
@nearmiss- As a former special forces operative, I know there are many things that go on beyond the public's eye. The often chastized, "You forgot Poland" statement was, in fact, a probable security leak. A short public detail here (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_forgot_Poland).

@Aimail101- Making an analogy of the current US president with Hitler is always an unwise thing to do on an American board. Please refrain from doing it in the future as it only incites flames and ban requests, ty.


edit: @DocSEAL; Your sig is 589Kb. Please remeber 40kb is max. ty

Monty_Thrud
02-26-2005, 09:41 AM
ERM!...DocSeal..this isnt an American board

steve_v
02-26-2005, 09:55 AM
No more politics or the thread gets closed.

DocSEAL
02-26-2005, 09:57 AM
Ubisoft Montreal does the technical maintenence of the boards and that is where they are hosted, but if you click the Terms of Use at the bottom; you will see that the are controlled by the San Francisco Headquarters of Ubisoft. Hence, they are a US board.

nearmiss
02-26-2005, 11:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by steve_v:
No more politics or the thread gets closed. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I wasn't politicing with my picture of George. just thought it was funny...

There is always someone with a little different slant on things based on experience and historical perspectives.

I'm not flaming anyone...Just harmless fun as I saw it. I'll try to be more careful.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

steve_v
02-26-2005, 11:15 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nearmiss:
I'm not flaming anyone...Just harmless fun as I saw it. I'll try to be more careful.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I've been enjoying the thread and would like it to remain entertaining.

Extreme_One
02-26-2005, 11:28 AM
Saw this at another place and had to post it in all it's gruesomeness.

http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

B16Enk
02-26-2005, 11:30 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by steve_v:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by nearmiss:
I'm not flaming anyone...Just harmless fun as I saw it. I'll try to be more careful.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I've been enjoying the thread and would like it to remain entertaining. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me too, then I saw Simon's post http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

FRAGAL
02-26-2005, 11:41 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Extreme_One:
Saw this at another place and had to post it in all it's gruesomeness.

http://www.post-literate.com/gerpunx/archives/hasselhoffian-recursion.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

thats freakily hypnotic, and strangly disturbing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

The_Presz
02-26-2005, 12:51 PM
Thats horrible Simon. Now Hillary isn't in the mood anymore. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif or maybe? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

blairgowrie
02-26-2005, 04:36 PM
Funny thing!

Since this thread started a couple of days ago, the boards have become alive again.