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Chuck_Older
11-19-2004, 10:47 AM
Sky is Falling! Go and tell the King!

Chicken Little, roving reporter, indicates that contrary to common wisdom, the sky is actually falling.

Numerous reports on these forums pointing out that various aircraft in FB/PF have changed, and all of them for the worse, clearly denote a trend toward Celestial Breakdown and in fact, a physical drop in the level of the sky, traditionally heralded as a precursor to the sky falling.

"My plane is porked!", cried one anonymous member. "I can't yank and bank, boom n zoom, or even shake 'n bake anymore! I'm not sure why Oleg did this to me, but I can't handle this!"

Other, similar cries of despair are common. Wholesale abandonment of 'fun' has mounted as the tide of disastrous modelling continues to rise.

Many members who have the supernatural ability to know what modelling should be like without any formal training or expereince report that their uncanny gifts have allowed them to point out every shortcoming. Some have been render unconscious by their expereices, their abilitites to osmosize correct data literally throwing their systems into shock.

"Chipmunks! Like big floating chipmunks!", was the exclamation of one such Talent. "They all fly like big chrome chipmunks wafting on the vacuum cleaner bag! The roll rate of a diaper bag! Nerf!" How true.

This reporter is saddened by the veritable collapse of the heavens, but looks to a brighter future in the wake of such tragedies. Despite the Fall of the Sky, some bright spots remain, sections of the stratosphere apparently held up by chance or divine intervention, or perhaps simply, as Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin so succinctly put it, by "the Mighty Arms of Atlas."

Time will tell, but as the blue dome of heaven continues to crumble, this reporter will continue to observe and attempt, by the crude medium of his reports, to put a comprehensible facet on the incomprehensible jewel of Panic.

Chuck_Older
11-19-2004, 10:47 AM
Sky is Falling! Go and tell the King!

Chicken Little, roving reporter, indicates that contrary to common wisdom, the sky is actually falling.

Numerous reports on these forums pointing out that various aircraft in FB/PF have changed, and all of them for the worse, clearly denote a trend toward Celestial Breakdown and in fact, a physical drop in the level of the sky, traditionally heralded as a precursor to the sky falling.

"My plane is porked!", cried one anonymous member. "I can't yank and bank, boom n zoom, or even shake 'n bake anymore! I'm not sure why Oleg did this to me, but I can't handle this!"

Other, similar cries of despair are common. Wholesale abandonment of 'fun' has mounted as the tide of disastrous modelling continues to rise.

Many members who have the supernatural ability to know what modelling should be like without any formal training or expereince report that their uncanny gifts have allowed them to point out every shortcoming. Some have been render unconscious by their expereices, their abilitites to osmosize correct data literally throwing their systems into shock.

"Chipmunks! Like big floating chipmunks!", was the exclamation of one such Talent. "They all fly like big chrome chipmunks wafting on the vacuum cleaner bag! The roll rate of a diaper bag! Nerf!" How true.

This reporter is saddened by the veritable collapse of the heavens, but looks to a brighter future in the wake of such tragedies. Despite the Fall of the Sky, some bright spots remain, sections of the stratosphere apparently held up by chance or divine intervention, or perhaps simply, as Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin so succinctly put it, by "the Mighty Arms of Atlas."

Time will tell, but as the blue dome of heaven continues to crumble, this reporter will continue to observe and attempt, by the crude medium of his reports, to put a comprehensible facet on the incomprehensible jewel of Panic.

Zen--
11-19-2004, 11:00 AM
LMAO

Classic Chuck, that sir is a very tight and well done post. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

TgD Thunderbolt56
11-19-2004, 11:16 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Kasdeya
11-19-2004, 11:29 AM
Bravo!! Very nice post, Chuck. Two thumbs up, sir.

SeaFireLIV
11-19-2004, 02:51 PM
I know EXACTLY what you`re saying, Chuck! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif And I`m sure more `fun` players will be feeling the shock effect!

VW-IceFire
11-19-2004, 03:49 PM
I'm so glad the FM's are now more interesting again http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Time to actually learn your planes of choice.

steiner562
11-19-2004, 04:39 PM
Hows are the spits now? in 3.0 they really were tommie cookers,even the thought of engaging wep seemed to overheat em! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif,just got in from work dl patch now.

Chuck_Older
11-19-2004, 05:15 PM
That was fun http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

BBB_Hyperion
11-19-2004, 05:51 PM
That overrev problem will cause trouble be sure .)

Copperhead310th
11-20-2004, 06:09 AM
LMFAO!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

oh that's a riot!
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Copperhead310th
11-20-2004, 06:28 AM
Wait! This just in! Our WKLUK roving reporter Chicken Little was just viciously attacked by a man wielding a meat cleaver! The attacker was seen by many ppl here on the intersection of deep Fried Ave & Extra Crispy Lane who witnessed the brutal attack as it unfolded. One eyewitness reported seeing the man dismembering Chicken Little with "giant meat cleaver" & then decapitating Chicken Little. the witnesses said that @ that point Chicken Little just started running around with his head "Cut Off" At some point during the melee the attacker was heard screaming loudly "We do Chicken RIGHT!" just before tossing Mr. Little into a nearby pot of boiling hot vegetable oil.

Local Authorities describe the man as Approximately 5' 7" tall, Med build, gray hair, around 70 years in age, horn rimed glasses, goatee, dressed in a white suit with a string tie & caring a walking cane. Observers noted that he spoke with a think southern accent.
The man was last seen fleeing the crime scene in the company of 2 Holstein Cows, one of which was over heard shouting "Colonel we gotta git outta here!" Law enforcement officials are asking every one to be on the look out for a beat up white ford 4 wheel drive pick up truck, caked with mud & tobacco juice with a rather large CB antennae, Kentucky License plate Number <span class="ev_code_RED">FNGRLKNGUD</span> and a bumper sticker which read "EAT MORE CHICKEN"

The Police say these suspects are to be considerd armed and very dangerous.

Chuck_Older
11-20-2004, 07:03 AM
Hoax. The Colonel's dead. Probably a copy-cat killing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Copperhead310th
11-20-2004, 07:26 AM
yup lol

Our hearts & prayers got out to the little family at this time.

Chicken Little will be sadly missed. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Maple_Tiger
11-20-2004, 10:21 AM
Thinking of food,I guess we should all have a moment of silence, and think about what Chicken Little has done for us. In what way has Chicken Littled changed or affected our lifes?

We will miss you Chicken Little.

WUAF_Badsight
11-20-2004, 12:45 PM
my shake & bake plane was so nice too

**sniff**

Maple_Tiger
11-20-2004, 03:17 PM
Does <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Chicken Little</span> have any children? If so, I beleave they should be notified as soon as possible.

Any news on the old basterd that killed Mr. Little? I hope they catch him soon.

Copperhead310th
11-20-2004, 05:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maple_Tiger:
Does <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Chicken Little</span> have any children? If so, I beleave they should be notified as soon as possible.

Any news on the old basterd that killed Mr. Little? I hope they catch him soon. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes Chicken little is survived by to little chicks. 1 son Chicken Pot Pie & one daughter Chicken Dumplin. His wife Chicken Almadine has posted a $5 doller reward leading to the arest and convition of the perpitraitors.
His brother in law, Chicken Salad was quoted as saying" when i get my claws on the old dirty bastid that did this to my best friend i'm gonna poke his eye's out with my bare beek.
There have been rumors of an extra marital affir with an exotic dancer know by the stage name Chicken Strip...however as yet those reports remain uncomfimed.

At this time the where abouts of Mr. Littles murders have yet to be asertained by the authoroties. but police are questioning a one Ronald MacDonald & the alledged crime boss Burger King. we will keep you informed as to any new devlopments as they transpire.

Maple_Tiger
11-20-2004, 09:29 PM
I had a feeling that Ronald was never who he seemed.

Copperhead310th
11-21-2004, 11:10 PM
It gets even worse. it seems that some girl named Wendy is some how involved.

x__CRASH__x
11-21-2004, 11:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chuck_Older:
Sky is Falling! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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