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Kurfurst__
06-12-2005, 06:01 AM
Word is that the most unholy illness of our beloved Mauser MG 151/20, tool of war, tool of pain, is to be ended.

Our Holy Relic, the Minengeschoss had been returned to our Temple of War. Visions say we shall bring terrible pain to all the infidels, once this holy relic of ours is back again, their bodies will be consumed by fire and pain and steel and death.

We must now pay our dues. We must now be humble. We must now make the sacrifice to the Hero of our cause.

It`s is said, that this Man, born as a humble being, serving our Sungod as a Templar, now by using his Strenght and Will and Mind, had prayed to the Sungod.

And his prayers were heard. And the Sungod weeped at our terrible fate, and in his endless wisdom, choosen to return our Holy Relic the Minengeschoss to us so that all of us could see and awe his mighty self.

Our hero is Ivan, the Terrible. Worship him now, my brethren.

REJOICE ! THE RELIC IS BACK ! SEE ALL YOU WHO CALL YOURSELF BELIEVERS !

http://www.xs4all.nl/~robdebie/me163/images/large/weapon26.jpg

Death to all infidels.

BenvZijl
06-12-2005, 06:20 AM
hmmm someone forgto to take his medicin i see http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Monty_Thrud
06-12-2005, 06:24 AM
MAN!...thats some goood $hit your smoking...where'd you get it from? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Kurfurst__
06-12-2005, 06:24 AM
This is a 'thank you' thread if you havent noticed.... doh.

Hrannar
06-12-2005, 06:42 AM
Looks like the Luftwaffles have to learn to use the circular thingy on the screen http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Clan_Graham
06-12-2005, 07:15 AM
I take it your therapy isn't going very well.

Monson74
06-12-2005, 07:20 AM
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Codex1971
06-12-2005, 07:23 AM
Originally posted by Hrannar:
Looks like the Luftwaffles have to learn to use the circular thingy on the screen http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Oh don't worry we do, we've had 2 years of practice, lining up boggies and squeezing the trigger only to have the MG's fire off rounds that hit with the force of Grandpa's fart. But we waited and waited and waited, and finally we now have a MG151/20 with very sharp teeth.

REJOICE MY FELLOW LW BRETHEREN! FOR THE DAY OF DELIVERENCE IS HERE!

Frequent_Flyer
06-12-2005, 07:32 AM
I don't know if medication is the answer, maybe a 'vacation' to Guantanamo.

Hristo_
06-12-2005, 08:20 AM
M-Geschoss has a special detonator allowing it to unleash its deadly load only when inside the target, allowing for highest possible effect.

http://free-kc.t-com.hr/nino/csfront.jpg

crazyivan1970
06-12-2005, 09:39 AM
Wait a minute... don`t worship me. It was effort of many people, i am just a part of it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Actually quiet a few people. So i will not take credit for this http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Platypus_1.JaVA
06-12-2005, 10:03 AM
Worshipping people always seemed a terrible thing to me.

OldMan____
06-12-2005, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by crazyivan1970:
Wait a minute... don`t worship me. It was effort of many people, i am just a part of it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Actually quiet a few people. So i will not take credit for this http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

No chance to change that Ivan. You know we are in days of monotheism.. religions are formed upon signle gods now on days .. so since you are the first on list you will be the only one :P

TAGERT.
06-12-2005, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Kurfurst__:
Word is that the most unholy illness of our beloved Mauser MG 151/20, tool of war, tool of pain, is to be ended.

Our Holy Relic, the Minengeschoss had been returned to our Temple of War. Visions say we shall bring terrible pain to all the infidels, once this holy relic of ours is back again, their bodies will be consumed by fire and pain and steel and death.

We must now pay our dues. We must now be humble. We must now make the sacrifice to the Hero of our cause.

It`s is said, that this Man, born as a humble being, serving our Sungod as a Templar, now by using his Strenght and Will and Mind, had prayed to the Sungod.

And his prayers were heard. And the Sungod weeped at our terrible fate, and in his endless wisdom, choosen to return our Holy Relic the Minengeschoss to us so that all of us could see and awe his mighty self.

Our hero is Ivan, the Terrible. Worship him now, my brethren.

REJOICE ! THE RELIC IS BACK ! SEE ALL YOU WHO CALL YOURSELF BELIEVERS !

http://www.xs4all.nl/~robdebie/me163/images/large/weapon26.jpg

Death to all infidels. You should read the lable, Ill bet it probally says something to the effect that you should not take it on an empty stomick nor drink within hours of doing so

majorlongshadow
06-12-2005, 10:22 AM
Where did the humor go in this place?

Kurfurst, you kill me!

Prepare thineselves Team Red, for thine cockpits will be filled with the gnashing of teeth!

MEGILE
06-12-2005, 10:43 AM
Not yet dear brother.. not while the MG is still undermodelled in the sake of game balance!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

It was either that or, yuo nice?

tigertalon
06-12-2005, 10:45 AM
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Bremspropeller
06-12-2005, 10:46 AM
ROFLMAO Hristo http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

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Cajun76
06-12-2005, 11:03 AM
Woe is woe! Take heed!
They shall pray, and they-est will
spray the mighty 20mm, yea verily, and the
30mm wilt be sprayeth with reckless abandon also,
unto the ending of the Axis by the .50 cal..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

So let it be written, so let it be done!



http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif All in good fun. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Kurfurst__
06-12-2005, 11:29 AM
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Aye, aye!

Mightly sungod, we thank Thee and your Prophet.

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Monson74
06-12-2005, 11:55 AM
I believe in 151/20, the MG almighty,
destroyer of Spits and Ponys.
I believe in Dora, Tanks's Daughter, our Lady.
She was conceived by the power of the Holy Luftwaffe
and born of the Focke-Wulf factories.
She suffered under USAAF, VVS & RAF
was dewinged, crashed, and burned.
She descended into the aircraft costumization screen.
On the third day she respawned again.
She ascended into heaven,
and is seated at the right hand of Kurt Tank.
She will come again to judge the Spits and the Ponys.
I believe in the Holy Luftwaffe,
the holy Hyperlobby,
the communion of aces,
the forgiveness of spins,
the resurrection of the fuselage,
and the virtual life everlasting. Amen.

OldMan____
06-12-2005, 01:13 PM
Three 20mm for the LW lords
Seven .50 for the US over the sea
Nine .303 to RAF pilots doomed to die

One Mk108 to rule them all!! And to bind them all to dust and debris!

Atomic_Marten
06-12-2005, 01:18 PM
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Monty_Thrud
06-12-2005, 03:48 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gifOK!..THATS IT!...your all smoking it now...come on..pass it over http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif...woooow, look at all those pretty colours maaan...d-a-m-n i'm hungry

BluesmanSF
06-12-2005, 04:20 PM
Ok guys. Monson and buddies, listen carefully, pick up the instruction manuals of your medicine, carefully not to rip them in pieces, and throw them away with all the powers you weirdos possess, as far as you can and KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MATES! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif seriosly, you made my day.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

Even more seriously; yes it seems that the Bf109 is the ultimate killing-machine from now on, and d*** how I like it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

S!

EDIT: btw Monson that "prayer" or something was hilarious.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

EDIT n.o2: Where the H*** did all these bats come from?!

TheVoodooPriest
06-13-2005, 02:17 AM
This "prayer" is his own special version of the apostolic creed, the LW creed, if you want so.
Quite funny.

Original Text:
I believe in God the Father almighty,
maker of heaven and earth;
and in Jesus Christ his only Son,
our Lord;
who was conceived by the Holy Ghost,
born of the Virgin Mary;
suffered under Pontius Pilate,
was crucified, dead, and buried;
he descended into hell:
the third day he rose again from the dead;
he ascended into heaven,
and sitteth on the right hand of God the Father almighty;
from thence he shall come to judge the quick and the dead.
I believe in the Holy Ghost;
the holy catholic church;
the communion of saints;
the forgiveness of sins;
the resurrection of the body;
and the life everlasting.
Amen.

(I hope this is the right thing. I just googled for the english version)

Fehler
06-13-2005, 02:42 AM
Twinkle twinkle little sprite..
Now I know the guns are RIGHT!

Ripping wings from tip to spar
(I still hate that f'ing bar!!) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

twinkle twinkle little sprite..
Now I know the guns are right!

Rudi_JG1
06-13-2005, 04:24 AM
Now THAT was funny, Fehler http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

Ankanor
06-13-2005, 04:51 AM
For the sake of my own ego :

Who's the one that feels no pain
And makes the Allies scream in fear?
The one that saves the day
And for his comrades always near.
He has no shiny skin, he doesn't turn so well,
He's always up there watching, waiting
And now his guns are blast creating. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I am that one, The Dora Nine.
I am the Mustang Hunter.
I'm flown by pilots who are prime,
Who fall on their prey like thunder.
I trust in energy and speed
And in the teamwork of my fellows.
And though we're few of our kin
There is no place for fear.
And if you're painted with a starry skin...
<span class="ev_code_RED">Beware! MG151 is here!</span>

HangerQueen
06-13-2005, 07:16 AM
Originally posted by Codex1971:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Hrannar:
Looks like the Luftwaffles have to learn to use the circular thingy on the screen http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Oh don't worry we do, we've had 2 years of practice, lining up boggies and squeezing the trigger only to have the MG's fire off rounds that hit with the force of Grandpa's fart. But we waited and waited and waited, and finally we now have a MG151/20 with very sharp teeth.

REJOICE MY FELLOW LW BRETHEREN! FOR THE DAY OF DELIVERENCE IS HERE! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I hope you realise that in order to increase the destructive power of the Mineschloss round they had to bugger about with the ballistic properties so that it now lobs worse than that 37mm paintball thrower on the P39... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Jagdgeschwader2
06-13-2005, 07:39 AM
And the Lord in his supreme mercy!
Handed down to us this day.
The MG 151/20 and it was good!
And the Lord did grin.
And the people did feast upon
the P-51's,Spitfires,Hurricanes
P-39's,P-38's and the lambs and
sloths and anchovies and orangutans
and breakfast cereals and fruit bats...
...

Amen!


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Kurfurst__
06-13-2005, 11:38 AM
Aye, aye ! Hear, hear the power of our prayers, the Earth shallt shaken mightily!


Our Messer which art in Heaven, Hallowed be thy name.
Thy moment come. Thy will be done in Earth, as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily Abschuss.
And forgive us our Errors, as We forgive Your Flaws against us.
And lead us not into Temptation to dogfight, but deliver us from Those Below :
For thine are The Altitude, and The Climbrate, and the MK 108, forever and ever.

Amen.