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Feathered_IV
03-29-2006, 03:48 AM
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Gee, I hope that its me!

thefruitbat
03-29-2006, 03:56 AM
lol, hes a legend here already, and no-ones ever seen him fly yet http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Megile_
03-29-2006, 03:59 AM
He can be my wing man any time http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif


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Feathered_IV
03-29-2006, 04:05 AM
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knightflyte
03-29-2006, 04:46 AM
Careful............ the force is strong with this one.

(Now where have we heard THAT before?)

Honestly, slo 1_2_3's enthusiasm is infectous. It's good to see it after playing so long.

SATAN_23rd
03-29-2006, 07:22 AM
Where does he normally fly?

Dash_C.
03-29-2006, 07:27 AM
slo makes me laugh. I hope he sticks around.

danjama
03-29-2006, 08:40 AM
slo has Ace in his blood, a close source reassures me. He will kill before he gets killed, be sure.

Airmail109
03-29-2006, 08:52 AM
time to get practicing my one on one skills....

El Turo
03-29-2006, 09:22 AM
LOL.. the hunt is on!

*wanders off to Hyperlobby*

LEBillfish
03-29-2006, 12:20 PM
I'm so in the habit of flying high altitude that noticing low a plane seeming to flounder about behind their lines I considered not even dropping down. Yet after a brief check seeing no one else near I figured why not somewhat taking my time always keeping to the 6 of the low plane his nav lights turning on and wingtip smoke as well.

Quickly I discovered this was going to be dificult as the plane below me was Sooooooo painfully slow obviously lacking any E as it tried to climb, it quickly apparent the reason why as it continued to slip to the side its tail canted, and porpoising badly.......This guy obviously had not figured out trim.

More so, the person had in the time it took me to check things out finally fluttered his way up to roughly 4km amazingly.....Yet from the black smoke pouring from the exaust and slow speed, it was now also painfully obvious the person had no concept of mix or supercharger shifting.

Time to put this one out of his misery so I dropped my wing and rolled to make my run. Having to compensate with rudder as the slip of this persons tail kept worsening from lack of trim, pure luck saved him he not even knowing I was there as I fired my guns yet a split second before he stalled plane flopping to the side my short burst missing.

As I passed and began to climb back up just barely missing his floundering plane, he must of jammed the throttle up hard as I could hear his engine rev...then over rev.....Dandy, this guy doesn't even know how to adjust prop pitch and has hit WEP to make it worse.

Watching him for a minute he finally gained the most minimal control of the plane yet now even with the WEP going and at max prop pitch throttle peaked he seemed to be even struggling worse.

This was simply pathetic. So I slowly dove down and slowed as best I could to park off his 3 level. Over chat I asked if he needed some pointers as I could now hear he'd blown his engine black smoke from it added to the smoke from too high of mix probably never having opened his radiator.

He never answered, still porpoising at maybe 150kmh slipping to the side it also now apparent having gotten closer to try and control his stall he'd dropped the flaps to landing and jammed them, worse still 1 gear down the other broken off most likely having accidently dropped them during his stall.

Again I asked over chat, then again making sure my chat was set to all. Finally still parked on his 3, I let out a burst with my guns after turning on my nav lights and as though suddenly waking up his plane flipped over then up in a paniced stall and began falling like a leaf in a slow flat spin.

Every correction I could see made wrong only making it worse. In fact when it would begin to correct itself the pilot would only counter to stop any help the plane tried to give...

I kept close flying circles around him....and started typing "JUMP, JUMP, EJECT" over chat as suddenly I see his fire extinguishers fire and canopy "slide back".

This guy was helpless, by far the most pathetic display of flying I've ever seen online. Till boom, he hit the ground in the typical explosion.

Suddenly over chat came this flurry of curses, calling me a hacker, then a vulcher, that I obviously cheated and the final straw that "I" was a noob all inter mixed in with his swearing.

All I tried to do was offer to help....geeez....That Feathered_IV has a foul mouth on him I won't offer to help the next time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

LEBillfish
03-29-2006, 12:21 PM
Ok, that was a lie......but a good story huh? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

SATAN_23rd
03-29-2006, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Ok, that was a lie......but a good story huh? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

russ.nl
03-29-2006, 02:53 PM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Ok, that was a lie......but a good story huh? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Very good story http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif All the time I thought it was about slo 1 2 3 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

slipBall
03-29-2006, 03:37 PM
Sound's like SLO is a marked man. Can he survive???????????Well that's up in the air http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

slo_1_2_3
03-29-2006, 04:05 PM
What did I do?
and for the record I'll probably be the one who downs me first.

MLudner
03-29-2006, 05:39 PM
Don't worry, Slo; if there's a marked man on HL I'm sure it's me. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

@Lebillfish (Lebillfish? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif I've always wondered where that came from ..... it's from a movie I've never seen, huh?) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

slo_1_2_3
03-29-2006, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by russ.nl:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Ok, that was a lie......but a good story huh? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Very good story http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif All the time I thought it was about slo 1 2 3 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Me too. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

steve_v
03-29-2006, 06:23 PM
Originally posted by LEBillfish:
Ok, that was a lie......but a good story huh? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif Nope. Great story.

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Feathered_IV
03-29-2006, 07:10 PM
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Want track?

slo_1_2_3
03-29-2006, 07:29 PM
I will likely be on tonight and my hyperlobby name is slo123 shockingly enough http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
So by tommorow some should have reportted my quick noobish death http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif