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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 11:26 AM
With no Pilot Lounge available and PM's taking too long I'll just have to post it:

I've met two forum members in real life, Earwicker and Big_Lads came to Holland. In about three weeks I'm going to the People's Republic of California, I'd like to meet some more! I'm sure there's a Blitzpig or two in that area, anyone interested? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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Message Edited on 06/19/0310:53PM by oFZo

XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 11:26 AM
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I've met two forum members in real life, Earwicker and Big_Lads came to Holland. In about three weeks I'm going to the People's Republic of California, I'd like to meet some more! I'm sure there's a Blitzpig or two in that area, anyone interested? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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Message Edited on 06/19/0310:53PM by oFZo

XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 11:30 AM
OT - BAN/LOCK g0g0g0g0 /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

California Uber Alles eh? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 11:32 AM
/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif hey Lads /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 11:34 AM
Hiya oFZo

Hope you'll be back in Amsterdam end of July/start of August. I'll be there - arranging a Stag Night!!!1

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 11:34 AM
People's Republic of California?
lol



Yea if she wasn't a nazi and she was still alive,

I'd hump her.


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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 12:11 PM
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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 02:06 PM
Heyyaz! What part of California will you be lurking in? I am not nearly as[...drunk?...on crack?.....poorly dressed?...]interesting as the pigs, but I am close to many airbases and a pilots hangout called "Aces" that has [supposedly] one of Chuck Yeager's P-51s stuck on top. Good food.


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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 04:42 PM
Did they rename California? Who knew?

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 04:50 PM
When Arnold is in charge it will be Schwarzelvania.

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 04:54 PM
Aquarius
There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding bus
Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a day

Pisces
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus
You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

Aries
The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound watermelon in your colon
Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

Taurus
You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep

Gemini
Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence
Your love life will run into trouble when your fiance hurls a javelin through your chest

Cancer
The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in the mud
Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's test

Leo
Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's face, oh no
Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of strawberry Quik

Virgo
All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled on a stick

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give you my assurance that these forcasts and predictions are all based on solid, scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not to reaize that every single one of the is absolutely true.

Where was I?

Libra
A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented that you
Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts next week

Scorpio
Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window
Work a little harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

Sagittarius
All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)
Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

Capricorn
The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know they're lying
If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows and never never never never never leave my house again



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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 05:23 PM
Your stars tonight:

Pyrex (test tube babies only)

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Unlucky colour: brown

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 07:09 PM
Philipscdrw wrote:
- Gemini
- Your birthday party will be ruined once again by
- your explosive flatulence
- Your love life will run into trouble when your
- fiance hurls a javelin through your chest



I can't help it if they don't like the smell of roses and she missed so now we're married.

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 07:30 PM
Klauen, I'll be in the lovely little town of Carpinteria, for a month or so.

Hellcat, How did you know??? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 07:59 PM
Hey, on the way, ask B_L if you can share his hotel room wednesday night near Paris so we can have a Eurotroll meeting and ponder how to take over the world /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 08:01 PM
I'm in San Ramon, CA (PRC/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif eoples' Republic of California), "East Bay" between Pleasanton and Walnut Creek.
Should be arounf if I'm not away fighting crime!
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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 08:05 PM
beware of the local punks if you want to try sufing down there, lest they bash your Eurotroll nose!

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XyZspineZyX
06-16-2003, 08:28 PM
harryw wrote:
- beware of the local punks if you want to try sufing
- down there, lest they bash your Eurotroll nose!
-
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I want that on tape!!!!!!!!!



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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 08:49 PM
KABUMP

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 08:53 PM
oFZo, if you find yourself in or near Rhode Island on your way out to California it'd be great if you could stop by and say High...

Regards,
August

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 08:58 PM
I used to live in Santa Barbara, about 20 miles from Carpinteria. I've been there many times. It's just a hole in the wall. What the hell are you going to do there?

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 09:08 PM
BuzzU wrote:
- I used to live in Santa Barbara, about 20 miles from
- Carpinteria. I've been there many times. It's just a
- hole in the wall. What the hell are you going to do
- there?
-
- Da Buzz


My brother lives and works there, so did I for about half a year.
It's been quite a while since I saw him (November) and since then a lot has happened. I have two neices and a sis in law I see even less than him, it's about time!

Santa Barbara 'eh? They reconstructed my thumb there after an accident with a powersaw. /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 09:09 PM
Ah ok. Carry on then.

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 09:18 PM
Philipscdrw wrote:
-
- Sagittarius
- All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill
- them)
- Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest
- Borgnine you've got hanging in your den

DEAD ON ACCURATE!!!!!!! One of my co-workers must be spying on me, definately gonna take 'em all out /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif .

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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 09:25 PM
Take a right on Co42, a right at Cedar Av, a left at 167th (Ol Piper Inn), a right on Gerdine. I'll have a cold one waitin' (warm if you lean Limey)
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XyZspineZyX
06-19-2003, 10:08 PM
Hey Rad,

Unfortunately I'm not that good at streetnames, could you be a bit more clear 'bout where you are?

BTW I like them cold /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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Message Edited on 06/19/0310:27PM by oFZo

XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 04:34 AM
Darn, sounds like u will be a little far south for my neck of the PRC. Hope you have a good time in the land of the wierd, stoned, and complietely parinoid....wait. That's just me! What are you doing in my backyard?! Get away from that, it's for my cataracts! My permit? ummm, yeah, let me go git it....[sounds of running feet]-little Cali humor. Very little. Heh, -Cyas and ~S~

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XyZspineZyX
06-20-2003, 11:09 AM
you might see taz and rbj in san fran

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