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Pig_Mac
02-10-2006, 04:22 AM
Since other people post their whines and questions directly to you before looking around what can be the matter, I thought I'd do so to.

Yesterday when I took a shower I'm pretty sure I Removed my shorts, and today I can't find them. I was hoping you could use your psycic powers to find them, so I don't have to spend 5 minutes looking around for them.

I'm pretty sure they were overmodelled so I really want them found, The wear and tear skin they had were awsome.

BTW thanks for the best patch ever http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Feathered_IV
02-10-2006, 04:50 AM
My toes look funny. Fix them!

SeaFireLIV
02-10-2006, 04:54 AM
My ex-wife`s been causing me aggravation, Oleg. please fix her ASAP! Your patch isn`t good enough until she`s sorted! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Pig_Mac
02-10-2006, 06:04 AM
Never mind, just found them. I didn't notice them being out on the front yard. I guess I should've charged the circus that performed in them for rent, but I got to pet the elephants for free, so I guess it was a win win scenario.

Philipscdrw
02-10-2006, 06:16 AM
I'm hungry. Oleg please give me a sandwich. Use the Elven bread from Lord of the Rings but don't undermodel it please.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Love the patch, revolted by the response from the fringe on these forums...

SeaNorris
02-10-2006, 06:24 AM
Oh Oleg my fishing rod is broken, please replace.....

BadA1m
02-10-2006, 06:27 AM
Hey, you could write a Country and Western song from this thread!

"OH my Ex-wife bugs me and I lost my shorts-
Oleg tanked my plane....."

Just a start, need a melody.

danjama
02-10-2006, 06:32 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Anyone seen my phillips?

jds1978
02-10-2006, 06:33 AM
Oleg, broke a guitar string yesterday. Strat DM is clearly messed up. please check out specs for '57 Fender and implement them in all models. thanks!

Pig_Mac
02-10-2006, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
My toes look funny. Fix them!

There is nothing wrong with your toes, even the amount of them is correct, maybe next patch you get the same number of toes on each foot?

It could be worse:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b384/xallo/Feetmk.jpg

Soapy_112th
02-10-2006, 07:03 AM
Originally posted by Xallo_72:
Never mind, just found them. I didn't notice them being out on the front yard. I guess I should've charged the circus that performed in them for rent, but I got to pet the elephants for free, so I guess it was a win win scenario.

All you had to do was follow the skid marks mate http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Pig_Mac
02-10-2006, 07:05 AM
Originally posted by Soapy_112th:
All you had to do was follow the skid marks mate http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Seems a tempest got on their six. Well battlehardened shorts are for real men! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Shrike_UK
02-10-2006, 08:34 AM
Xallo, i was just noticing how overmodelled your feet are when i discovered that your feet are on the wrong way round, looks like Oleg has implemented manufacturing faults afterall

BfHeFwMe
02-10-2006, 01:51 PM
Hmmm, overmodelled shorts. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif You might want those back if you think you can eventually grow to fill em up. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Pig_Mac
02-13-2006, 09:38 AM
Since my first post 200 disappeared I'd decided to put my second 200 About my shorts. sadly I ain't wearing them today since it's laundry day, the time of the year when I have to actually do something other then playing with my computer.