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Taylortony
08-13-2005, 12:24 PM
No prize, just the fun of it all http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/il2_skinners_guides/spit_2.jpg

jarink
08-13-2005, 12:29 PM
You might be a British Redneck....

ploughman
08-13-2005, 12:45 PM
Spitfire pilot regrets Liverpool visit.

Lucius_Esox
08-13-2005, 12:48 PM
Spitfire pilot regrets Liverpool visit.


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

That might be funny only to us this side of the pond methinks http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Messaschnitzel
08-13-2005, 01:05 PM
While ground mechanic Alfred "flibbles" Neuman
was being led away from his court martial involving tying the shoelaces together on the SMEG, (Spitfire Mud Experimental Gear, which enables planes to take off by running instead of rolling through a wet and muddy field...) He was overheard to say "It was only a JOKE!!!"

SeaNorris
08-13-2005, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
Spitfire pilot regrets Liverpool visit.


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

''Tony what have you done http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif''

T_O_A_D
08-13-2005, 01:30 PM
I have nothing to add,


I hate you!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
I really would love to have your Job! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

Ankanor
08-13-2005, 01:41 PM
Even the best security cannot stop the commited hi-jacker.


on a sidenote, the headline of a very old "daily" something newspaper : Terrible storm in the English channel. Continent isolated. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Oh, those British... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

WarWolfe_1
08-13-2005, 05:55 PM
Johnny wont be leaving his spit parked in downtown LA anytime soon.

p1ngu666
08-13-2005, 06:02 PM
look ma, no wheels!

LeadSpitter_
08-13-2005, 06:05 PM
British Designers remove landing gear weight to compete with olegs bat turning 109s and doras.

The ac will be catapulted on a sled to become airborne.

LStarosta
08-13-2005, 06:12 PM
Oleg - Another Capitalist airplane suffer from superior Communist grass. Be sure.

MEGILE
08-13-2005, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
Spitfire pilot regrets Liverpool visit.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Sorry Norris. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

SeaNorris
08-13-2005, 06:22 PM
Spitfire pilot regrets visit to Megiles lawn

Hiriyu
08-13-2005, 11:17 PM
"Well, Sir, uh... the new ground tech, uh... 'misinterpreted'... the meaning of all those little red tags hung all about the aircraft."

knightflyte
08-14-2005, 12:28 AM
Aparantly Invasion stripes won't be needed after all.

Arms1
08-14-2005, 12:57 AM
if a caption could be put on my response it would be "Schwiinng!"

Arms1
08-14-2005, 01:39 AM
or how about "i knew i shouldn't have parked in that area of town"

WTE_Ibis
08-14-2005, 02:29 AM
Didn't have enough string to hang it from the bedroom ceiling. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

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han freak solo
08-14-2005, 09:50 AM
Chill bro, tha 20s are backorder'd, aight?

2 weeks, be sho'.

nakamura_kenji
08-14-2005, 09:52 AM
nvidia drivers strike again ^_^

BSS_Goat
08-14-2005, 10:14 AM
D@mn goverment cut backs!!

Hydra444
08-14-2005, 02:33 PM
Originally posted by han freak solo:
Chill bro, tha 20s are backorder'd, aight?

2 weeks, be sho'.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

F19_Gazoo
08-14-2005, 02:38 PM
How about these legs ?!
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y211/hubbagazoo/DSCN0875.jpg
Well, not yellow, but cool!

Platypus_1.JaVA
08-14-2005, 02:58 PM
The Pilot is flying without his legs, so is the aircraft http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

horseback
08-14-2005, 06:01 PM
Having run out of cement blocks once again, poor Juan was forced to sacrifice his jackstands to obtain the much envied Spitfire hubs for his GTO...

cheers

horseback

hotspace
08-14-2005, 06:10 PM
How much RAM will I need to run this?

Hot Space

Burnzoire1
08-14-2005, 06:24 PM
The radio was also reported stolen, and the fuel tanks milked.

fluke39
08-14-2005, 06:40 PM
....Oddly enough on that same day, a rival restoration company announced the completion of their long awaited Spitfire Mk9

fluke39
08-14-2005, 06:48 PM
and if that wasnt bad enough.....

A slow sinking feeling came over Jeff as the landing gear department called to check on the progress of the rest of the Fw190...

knightflyte
08-14-2005, 07:06 PM
The original BoB flight simulator.

LEXX_Luthor
08-14-2005, 08:36 PM
Naval version, landing gear to jump off the ship.

wayno7777
08-14-2005, 10:18 PM
Alright! Who left the handle in the jack?
We'll have to write you up!!!

Sturm_Williger
08-15-2005, 03:25 AM
Performance related bonus scheme leads rogue clampers to fertile new ground.

NorrisMcWhirter
08-15-2005, 03:33 AM
Sorry Norris. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

???

Caption? hard to top Ploughman's so I won't offer.

Ta,
Norris

MEGILE
08-15-2005, 06:18 AM
SeaNorris.

He is a liverpudlian if you hadn't already guessed. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

SeaNorris
08-15-2005, 06:21 AM
Originally posted by NorrisMcWhirter:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Sorry Norris. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

???

Caption? hard to top Ploughman's so I won't offer.

Ta,
Norris </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

MEGILE
08-15-2005, 07:26 AM
Norris, turn some Anti-aliasing on

NorrisMcWhirter
08-15-2005, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by Megile:
Norris, turn some Anti-aliasing on

My anti-aliasing is on.

Ta,
Norris

PS: No, I hadn't guessed SeaNorris was a scouser. I suppose I ought to congratulate him on the Euro cup but I bet he's an Everton fan (in which case I can congratulate him on giving Man United 3 points!) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Edbert
08-15-2005, 02:27 PM
RAF defense cuts take their toll.

telsono
08-15-2005, 03:07 PM
NEXT TUESDAY! You promised that it would be ready today!