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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 05:38 AM
PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!
>
> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by
> death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
>
> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
> prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only
see
> their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)
>
> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
> applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a!
> brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
>
> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than
> "going blind!")
>
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
> deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
> first time ... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins
> to marry. (Let's just think for a minute ... is there any job anywhere else in
> the world that even comes close to this?)
>
> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
> husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the
> other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
>
> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
> time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes
> one shudder at the thought.)
>
> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and
> her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that
> they had to pass this law?)
>
> In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
> exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
> places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is
> this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers
> for this stuff?)
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is
> that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>
> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
> and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking
> little bottles of .? Did the government pay for this research?)
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
>
> Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
>
> And, the best for last ... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you
> think they have bad breath?)


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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 05:38 AM
PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!
>
> In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
> animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by
> death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
>
> In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is
> prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only
see
> their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?)
>
> Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
> applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a!
> brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)
>
> The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than
> "going blind!")
>
> There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and
> deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the
> first time ... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins
> to marry. (Let's just think for a minute ... is there any job anywhere else in
> the world that even comes close to this?)
>
> In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
> husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the
> other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)
>
> In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
> time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes
> one shudder at the thought.)
>
> In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and
> her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that
> they had to pass this law?)
>
> In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one
> exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in
> places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is
> this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)
>
> Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Who volunteers
> for this stuff?)
>
> Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is
> that why Flipper was always smiling?)
>
> The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
> and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (From drinking
> little bottles of .? Did the government pay for this research?)
>
> Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)
>
> An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain. (I know some people like that.)
>
> Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
>
> And, the best for last ... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you
> think they have bad breath?)


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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 05:42 AM
ROFLMAO!/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif That's great,Lead! Man,that stuff is unbelievable..../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 05:43 AM
One word can describe this post and that is....

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 05:47 AM
yeah some crazy stuff, i need to move to guam and get a job there http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif


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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 05:56 AM
Im movin' to Guam, see yall later.

XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 06:17 AM
Great!! What a relief from the usual stuff... I wonder what the deflowerers make..../i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif what a job........

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 06:19 AM
where can I catch a plane to go to Guam???? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

English is not my natural language, sorry for any spelling mistake.... /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 06:31 AM
The thing is, we have no idea what these Guamese/Guamite/Guamtonian women look like. Maybe they get some pretty rough assignments. You may go there to deflower women and find yourself in a pumpkin patch.

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 06:31 AM
Im off to Guam.

Look out Virgins of Guam, here i come.

XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 07:18 AM
OFF-TOPIC.




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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 07:20 AM
did anybody ever need any proof?

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 07:24 AM
They look pretty much like your typical Phillipine virgin and it is allso a US territory which relys on the US military ,export of fish and tourism for it's income so I a definitly going there for a long holliday .

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 07:52 AM
Hilarious stuff Lead, thx for posting.

The one about the turtle will be stuck in the noggin for too long I'm afraid.



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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 08:08 AM
LeadSpitter_ wrote:
- PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!

Did we really need proof? /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 08:20 AM
Like eating pizza...
Even if you have a bad one, it's still pretty good...

Now where's that number for the travel agents...?

Oh and ace post BTW Mr Lead sir!

kyrule2 wrote:
- The thing is, we have no idea what these
- Guamese/Guamite/Guamtonian women look like. Maybe
- they get some pretty rough assignments. You may go
- there to deflower women and find yourself in a
- pumpkin patch.
-

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Message Edited on 09/27/0308:20AM by Scragbat

XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 08:49 AM
Guam is in the mid of the Pacific Ocean. I been living there for two years few years ago. A lot of Japanese tourist and shopping malls mix with Tokyo style of streets but Latin face of chicks. Fantastic isn't it huh. But their sex behave is more with colse relatives, somewhat to portect their culture I think. If a chick look at you with lust she may just go get some from her bro and leave you with dust. I am through with it, LOL

Los Angel is much better, everyone is so busy. Have a sexy body but No time to Lust, LOL

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 09:11 AM
seeing as we are OT you may find this funny



The following is an actual question given in a University of
Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the
internet, which is ofcourse why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it
as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law,(gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a Member of their religion,you will go to Hell.

Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all Souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This presents two possiblities:

1) If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose...

2) If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over...

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you..."), and take into account the fact that I STILL have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am
sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."


The student received the only "A" given.

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Message Edited on 09/27/0307:12PM by pourshot

XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 09:42 AM
If the il2FB is going to cover the pacific. Guam and a nearby island Tinning is a must have.

The B-29 and the two nuclear bombs was loaded into plane and take off from Tinning to bomb Japan. The Run way of the b29 still there as untouched, there is pretty much nothing beside that airfeild there in the island even today.

Right next to Tinning, another island Saipan where senior president Bush's P51 or P40 was shot down by jap 1944/45 or so, he survived and hide in a local woman's house for somedays or till US took over the island from jap.

I lived in Saipan for 5 years, and played my first flight sim online Joint Strike Fighter in 1998 with a 56K modem this is for sure, lol

All these islands are now call Northern Marianna Islands, an US territory with a government call CNMI, in different from Guam(Southern Marianna Island) which belongs to US.

XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 10:22 AM
Now we'll need B-29's and the A-Bomb...

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 10:48 AM
So if even if you get the world's best job in Guam, you're still going to Hell afterward.
Oh well, fair trade I suppose. Where are those tickets?
Thanx for those snippets guys. LOL.

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 02:54 PM
Well at least the Nigeria Sharia court overturned the death sentence of that women that got pregnant out of wedlock. I never understood this kind of women hater law. I mean the women gets stoned and what happens to the man that knocked her up? NOTHING! talk about nuts! Governments/Courts need to stay out of peoples bedrooms unless a minor is envolved.

That sex with animals thing made my stomach flip. How could someone do that?

XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 03:08 PM
GOD! I miss the PL...

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 07:14 PM
> Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez.)

LOL



> And, the best for last ... Turtles can breathe through their butts. (Do you
> think they have bad breath?)


Is it legal in Lebanon to have sex with female turtles ???
that could stop them from breathing u know rotflmao


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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 07:26 PM
A few years ago at my former school at philosophy class
the students got the task to explain to the teacher why
a certain chair didn't exist.
Most students wrote page after page of long complicated
explanations and they all got low grades.
But the guy who wrote "what chair?" got the only "A"/i/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
Came to think of that after reading Pourshot's post

my best proof that the world is nuts: existence of Teletubbies
That animal thing is quite creepy to think of.
But in Sweden having sex with animals is not illegal, gender
irrelevant. Only if one can prove that animal in question is
suffering it's punishable but counts as cruelty to animals.

No one said i b t l yet?

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 07:45 PM
hehehehehe /i/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 07:49 PM
E X C E L L E N T !

XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 09:48 PM
LeadSpitter_ wrote:
- >
- > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
- sex for pleasure. (Is
- > that why Flipper was always smiling?)
- >

Well, you forgot about bonobos, a species of chimps that have sex for pleasure and social relations. They even use 'Kamasutra' positions and have bisexuals among them.

I can't avoid thinking of someone... an ace... you know.

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In the link above, there's a pair of bonobos 'trimming'.


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DCell
09-27-2003, 10:49 PM
LeadSpitter_ wrote:
- PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!
- >
- > In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
- with animals, but the
- > animals must be female. Having sexual relations
- with a male animal is
- punishable by
- > death. (Like THAT makes sense


That's very odd.

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XyZspineZyX
09-27-2003, 11:32 PM
Interesting read, but when was proof required. The world is and has been "nuts" for eons.
With respect,
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09-28-2003, 12:28 AM
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XyZspineZyX
09-28-2003, 06:32 AM
The best proof as far as I'm concerned is all the stupid people who buy from telemarketers. If everyone would just stop buying their crap the whole telemarking industry would come to a screeching halt! OUT OF BUSINESS! THANKS FOR PLAYING!

My two cents worth.