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Freelancer-1
10-30-2007, 12:06 PM
Anyone ever try eating a whole box at once?

My mouth feels like I ate a box of razor blades http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

My advice:

No matter how tempted you are, don't do it!

LEBillfish
10-30-2007, 12:19 PM
"stupid is as stupid does...." http://sounds.wavcentral.com/movies/gump/gump1.mp3

Forrest Gump

Worf101
10-30-2007, 12:20 PM
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That's why they made MILK!!!!! You idjit. You're supposed to soak dem razor blades fore you eats em. LOL but honestly, it was my fave cereal for a long time but for health reasons I can no longer eat the stuff.. God I miss it so... worse than crack.

Da Worfster

LEBillfish
10-30-2007, 12:22 PM
Quisp....Quake....C'Crunch....There is a reason God invented Oatmeal http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Daiichidoku
10-30-2007, 12:23 PM
i knew that so long ago it it was still Chief Petty Officer Crunch

Freelancer-1
10-30-2007, 12:24 PM
Milk?

Are you nutz!

Milk has vitamins and minerals http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Ruins the whole idea of Capt'n Crunch eating http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Snodrvr
10-30-2007, 12:59 PM
Use chocolate syrup then, it'll take the sting off those little razors.

In all seriousness though, Those little bits of cereal goodness can do considerable damage, be careful!

BSS_AIJO
10-30-2007, 01:11 PM
back in my university days it was peanut butter captain crunch with chocolate milk.

back then we needed the calories.

BSS_AIJO

han freak solo
10-30-2007, 01:19 PM
Might as well add Pop Rocks to Captain Crunch to get the full effect.

SidCheshire
10-30-2007, 01:37 PM
The last time I saw those in England was about 25 years ago...they were my fav as a kid. No-one stocks them nowadays - unless someone knows different http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif - I'm in the Midlands

polak5
10-30-2007, 01:53 PM
Originally posted by Freelancer-1:


My mouth feels like I ate a box of razor blades http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

My advice:


Blah. This is the one and only cereal with real razor blades inside.
http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3676/emokc4.png

Luke5skywalker4
10-30-2007, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Freelancer-1:
Anyone ever try eating a whole box at once?

My mouth feels like I ate a box of razor blades http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

My advice:

No matter how tempted you are, don't do it!

Hahaha. Ever play Escape from Monkey Island (the original ones)? The Capt'n Crunch joke is hilarious when Guybrush finds a whole bunch in his pirate ship.

major_setback
10-30-2007, 02:47 PM
I prefer a light breakfast...with plenty of light:

http://techdigest.tv/il_430xN.1389803.jpg

knightflyte
10-30-2007, 02:50 PM
Originally posted by Freelancer-1:
Anyone ever try eating a whole box at once?

My mouth feels like I ate a box of razor blades http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

My advice:

No matter how tempted you are, don't do it!

What about the concussions sustained while boucing off the walls from a sugar high?

Urufu_Shinjiro
10-30-2007, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Freelancer-1:
Anyone ever try eating a whole box at once?

My mouth feels like I ate a box of razor blades http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

My advice:

No matter how tempted you are, don't do it!

Those munchies are a b!tch aren't they, lol!

BfHeFwMe
10-30-2007, 05:34 PM
Arrrg, yea got to fill your bilge up with barnacles first matie. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Monterey13
10-30-2007, 06:35 PM
Call me old, but I like the frosted shredded wheat too.

LEXX_Luthor
10-30-2007, 07:54 PM
Well they do have a new brand you can try...


http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d178/Lexx_Luthor/Stuff/CreditCrunch-2.jpg

Freelancer-1
10-30-2007, 10:33 PM
Well, it's been quite a few hours now and the pain has subsided somewhat.

I've found it passes the time at work playing with all the strips of skin that have half way peeled off the roof of my mouth. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif



Never again, man... never again http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

LEXX_Luthor
10-31-2007, 12:05 AM
Heat up some warm water (not hot) and soak mouth with warm water. Try slightly salty warm water if you like.

AlGroover
10-31-2007, 05:04 AM
You mean the stuff actually exists? I thought it was an invention of Neal Stephenson for his book 'Cryptonomicon'. A fun read BTW.

DrHerb
10-31-2007, 06:20 AM
Do yourself a favour, NEVER drink orange juice or anything acidic after eatin capn crunch. Its outright BRUTAL!

F19_Orheim
10-31-2007, 06:28 AM
aren't cereals kid's food?

TgD Thunderbolt56
10-31-2007, 06:33 AM
Cream of wheat...with a little butter and sugar...mmm

And it also helps in preparing for the second half of my life. Besides, ever since they changed the crunch berries and started putting those stupid Lucky-Charms-like marshmallows in it, it suxxorz.

Worf101
10-31-2007, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by Monterey13:
Call me old, but I like the frosted shredded wheat too.
Hokay Monty....

You is ole...

Da Worfster

DrHerb
10-31-2007, 10:14 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif"Frosty Unlucky Charms, Theyre Magically Malicious"

scaredycat1
10-31-2007, 10:36 AM
Gotta love the since of humor around here!
(i thought this was going to be a phone hack thread...)

M_Gunz
10-31-2007, 11:46 AM
Originally posted by Freelancer-1:
Anyone ever try eating a whole box at once?

My mouth feels like I ate a box of razor blades http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Don't forget to brush your teeth and rinse with mouthwash afterwards!

Freelancer-1
10-31-2007, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by M_Gunz:

Don't forget to brush your teeth and rinse with mouthwash afterwards!



First that ridiculous suggestion to eat it with milk on it and now this?

Yur all nutz!!

Edit: Maybe I'll ask to get my 'CEO...' blurb changed to 'Yur all nutz!!'. It's got a nice ring to it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif