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BloodOfTheCreed
08-19-2009, 02:44 PM
Here is how it goes. The first person gives a name of an achievement, then the next person tell them what the achievement will be for, then says another name. Again, if you dont get it, ill explain it more.

Ill start

Can you hear me now...

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 02:45 PM
stab a guard in the ear


snake venom

DarkAutocon
08-19-2009, 02:47 PM
stab 5 guards with your poison blade

I hope you can swim

BloodOfTheCreed
08-19-2009, 02:48 PM
kill 50 guys with the poisoned dagger.

The Father Of The Renaissance

BloodOfTheCreed
08-19-2009, 02:49 PM
ignore that ^

hide form guards 50 times in the water.

Father of the Renaissance

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 02:50 PM
Become friends with Davinchi.

The giver and the taker.

DarkAutocon
08-19-2009, 02:51 PM
pickpockt then give that money to a beggar 13 times

DarkAutocon
08-19-2009, 02:52 PM
Attached


till death does us part

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 02:53 PM
(aaww man. I was hoping you would say, scatter coins on the ground to provide a distraction)

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 02:53 PM
hire a coutersan to give a guard a good time, then steal his life

hidden in the shadows

DarkAutocon
08-19-2009, 02:56 PM
Unlock the master assassin black suit

Swift as an eagle

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 02:58 PM
Escape within 30 seconds.

Nothing is true.

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 02:59 PM
perform an assassination within 5 minutes

of an early age

Edengoth
08-19-2009, 03:02 PM
Complete the first 5 missions without becoming exposed or failing.

Listener of Florence

DarkAutocon
08-19-2009, 03:08 PM
Complete 25 missions in florence

Epic Eagle dive Fail

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 03:08 PM
complete an eagle dive from one mile high http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

forgotten memories

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 03:11 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
forgotten memories
Complete all missions and gain all collectables.

Pluto.

Realjambo
08-19-2009, 03:12 PM
Single posts only please people - Ban Hammers can sniff out consecutive posts from a hundred miles, minumum http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

DarkAutocon
08-19-2009, 03:29 PM
you have found a picture of a cartoon dog which looks strangely familiar

Death from above (can''t believe no one had put this down earlier)

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 03:36 PM
That's because it was a little generic and obvious.

Kill 100,000,000 people with an eagle strike.

The mincer.

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 07:40 PM
destroy a guard with a weapon from a previous fight

of Herculean strength

Edengoth
08-19-2009, 08:09 PM
Finish game with only fists and stealth blade.

Assassin Sexiness

RipYourSpineOut
08-19-2009, 08:14 PM
Make friends with the courtesan leader.

Rebel

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 08:48 PM
kill a member of one of the friendly factions

gateway to hell

Edengoth
08-19-2009, 08:59 PM
Complete all underground missions.

Everything is Permitted

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 09:01 PM
do a mission for a templar

Tears of the Savior

Xanatos2007
08-19-2009, 09:42 PM
Make the Pope cry.

Who dares wins!

godsmack_darius
08-19-2009, 11:40 PM
Try and kill Chuck Norris



The chosen one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

AzNxPiNoYxAzN
08-19-2009, 11:44 PM
Beat the game

Unkillable

godsmack_darius
08-19-2009, 11:47 PM
Welcome to the forums AzNxPiNoYxAzN.

Kill 200000000000 enemies http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


Cheese and crackers

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 11:58 PM
order food for the first time

to whom shadows conceal

godsmack_darius
08-20-2009, 12:01 AM
Complete the game without being chased by guards ONCE (Story based chase do not count)


OOOOOH HOWS THAT



Hello EVERYONE!!!

FROGGEman2
08-20-2009, 01:33 AM
Insert the disk into the disk drive.

Perfect opportunity.

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 07:06 AM
Kill the first main target.

Under the Influence.

Charlie_Romeo
08-20-2009, 07:30 AM
kill a target while drunk.

time flies

SBRedFlag
08-20-2009, 07:51 AM
Beat the game in less than 15 hours.

Look ma, no hands.

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 07:53 AM
Fall from the flying machine.

Fiend.

SBRedFlag
08-20-2009, 07:55 AM
Punch a courtesan.

Ability without honor.

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 08:15 AM
Air to assassinate 80 civilians

Poster Boy

SBRedFlag
08-20-2009, 08:17 AM
Have a noteriety above X (I don't know how the system is, so yeah)

Eagle eye

DarkAutocon
08-20-2009, 08:20 AM
use eagle vision to spot a traitor

run like the wind!

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 11:45 AM
Escape from exposure 8,000,000,000,000 times.

(I keep forgetting this is CORRUPT an achievement, so they've gotta be awful.)

Animus Firmware Update

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 11:51 AM
Recieve a pop-up in the animus advertising a medication related to the term "firm" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Double the fun.

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 11:56 AM
Assassinate that irritating IGN guy who previewed the game.

Advancing the Lineage

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 11:59 AM
Kill the first person to think about what that means.

Blood bath.

Backadd
08-20-2009, 12:08 PM
Kill 50people in 1 fight that would last for 10min max

Completely psycho!

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 12:29 PM
Become exposed every time by aggressively attacking every single assassination target.

Sea Legs

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 12:32 PM
Fall from a building and break Ezio's legs so that his femur resembles the letter C

Grand Theft Auto Tuscany.

SBRedFlag
08-20-2009, 12:57 PM
I'd rather call it grand theft carriage, but...

Steal 50 horse-drawn carriages during one mission.

May the force be with you.

EmperorxZurg
08-20-2009, 02:14 PM
shoot a target from a concealed building

the illiad

Danvish
08-20-2009, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
shoot a target from a concealed building

the illiad

Rescue Helena the courtesan from the evil family.

The "hidden blader"

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 02:28 PM
make a hot coffee mod of leonardo

Channeling the Spirit of Garnier De Napluse

AltairEagleEzio
08-20-2009, 02:52 PM
Break 1000 civilians legs.

Altair Could Never Do This!

EmperorxZurg
08-20-2009, 03:07 PM
swim in a canal

blood's embrace

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 03:42 PM
Murder fifty people and then give the somebody a big ol' hug. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Apple?

NoxieDC
08-20-2009, 05:29 PM
Punch someone's living day lights out of him with a trusty knuckle sandwich.
"Would you like an apple officer?"
"Why yes, I am a bit hun... X_X"

Might take some practice

EmperorxZurg
08-20-2009, 05:51 PM
miss ur first shot on a major assassination target with the gun


Fortitude

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 06:40 PM
Take an axe to the chest.

Like leaves...

SBRedFlag
08-20-2009, 06:41 PM
Pass the part in the game when Ezio's trouble begin. 50 times.

Taste of your own medicine.

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 07:08 PM
Mess up a counter and get fully hit by the attack 50 times.

Patrice's Garbage Can

OSnailsO
08-20-2009, 07:28 PM
Originally posted by Edengoth:
Mess up a counter and get fully hit by the attack 50 times.

Patrice's Garbage Can


Have Ezio experience everything that AC once stood for.


Embrace of an ancestor

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 09:03 PM
Welcome to the forums!

Sync AC1 save file with AC2 (not an actual feature, people, just hypothetical)

The Prince (referring to the Machiavelli book, not the Prince of Persia)

EmperorxZurg
08-20-2009, 09:07 PM
assassinate all of Machiavellis competition for campaigning

the best defense is a great offense

texas1656
08-20-2009, 09:16 PM
10000 kills in an open sword fight

sorry you must be thinking of someone else

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 11:29 PM
awarded at game completion: stealth assassinate or bench-to-assassinate every guard who says you look familiar during a single playthrough

Kaxen's Fury

EmperorxZurg
08-20-2009, 11:55 PM
get captured and never be set free

the fine print

FROGGEman2
08-21-2009, 12:48 AM
Stealth assassinate 20 of those-speaker-guys-who-always-repeat-the-same-speeches-about-dying-in-the-Crusades-is-an-honour. But obviously they'd be saying other stuff.

Ubiquity.

Stormpen
08-21-2009, 02:41 AM
Find the secret Ubisoft logo sculpture?

The Fools mistake

Danvish
08-21-2009, 03:59 AM
Originally posted by Stormpen:
Find the secret Ubisoft logo sculpture?

The Fools mistake

Blend in the Vatican and steal money from the Pope.

The Shrek-alike.

Stormpen
08-21-2009, 04:02 AM
Unlock the Altair skin.

The Knife and the Fan.

Danvish
08-21-2009, 05:14 AM
Originally posted by Stormpen:
Unlock the Altair skin.

The Knife and the Fan.

Assassinate 50 citizens who talk about you in the game.

The Eagle, The Horse and The Boat

Backadd
08-21-2009, 06:46 AM
Do 50 leap of faith, steal 50 horses and steal 50 boats

Any one here?

thekyle0
08-21-2009, 07:11 AM
Enter the catacombs.

You've got red on you.

Ureh
08-21-2009, 07:26 AM
Trick a guard into looking the other way, then assassinate them.

A Good Start

Danvish
08-21-2009, 07:50 AM
Originally posted by Ureh:
Trick a guard into looking the other way, then assassinate them.

A Good Start

The first assassination you perform.

A Bad Start.

thekyle0
08-21-2009, 07:52 AM
Kill the wrong person.

The eh, ok but not as great as I hoped start.

Danvish
08-21-2009, 08:16 AM
Originally posted by thekyle0:
Kill the wrong person.

The eh, ok but not as great as I hoped start.

Kill an innocent who was actually a templar-lover.

The Lord of The Rings

Edengoth
08-21-2009, 09:37 AM
Have a wife in each city.

Renaissance Man

Xanatos2007
08-21-2009, 09:44 AM
Discover all the histories behind each heritage site.

Survivalist.

Danvish
08-21-2009, 09:50 AM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
Discover all the histories behind each heritage site.

Survivalist.

Kill 25 guards with Health Bar on 5%

The Merchant King

Edengoth
08-21-2009, 09:53 AM
Originally posted by Danvish:
The Merchant King
Poison everyone in the vicinity of the target, and gentle-push the target's arm ambiguously before striking.

Artistic Statement

Stormpen
08-21-2009, 09:59 AM
Sneak into da Vincis workshop, undetected.

Eagles eye

Danvish
08-21-2009, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by Edengoth:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Danvish:
The Merchant King
Poison everyone in the vicinity of the target, and gentle-push the target's arm ambiguously before striking.

Artistic Statement </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

EDIT: DAMN YOU STORM.
But I like my answer so I'll just answer yours after Edengoth's.

Artistic Statement: Complete the main story, and therefor, write the truth is blood.

Eagles eye: Move more than 10 minutes with Eagle Vision on.

The Newbie

SBRedFlag
08-21-2009, 10:37 AM
Fall of a building and die within the first 10 minutes of the game.

Writing on the wall

Charlie_Romeo
08-21-2009, 10:42 AM
See the "new" writing on the wall in desmonds "cell"

Killer Look

thekyle0
08-21-2009, 10:43 AM
Become so scary that when people see you they just kill themselves.

Jack of all trades.

SBRedFlag
08-21-2009, 10:49 AM
Surpass level X in all of your abilities (assuming that's how it's going to work)

Flash in the pan.

texas1656
08-21-2009, 11:34 AM
kill 100 people blinded by a smokebomb

rivers of blood

EmperorxZurg
08-21-2009, 12:12 PM
hide 50 guards in a river

Rainbow in the dark

Edengoth
08-21-2009, 12:14 PM
(must beat Danvish to the Da Vinci joke)
"Escort" Leonardo across the city in the dead of night.

Orphan

EmperorxZurg
08-21-2009, 12:28 PM
survive the kidnapping of ur parents

faster than a speeding bullet

SBRedFlag
08-21-2009, 12:45 PM
Fire a bullet at your target, but run at the target and stab him with your hidden blade before the bullet hits him/her.

cover me.

EmperorxZurg
08-21-2009, 12:46 PM
order a faction to provide a distraction while u run away

betrayer

SBRedFlag
08-21-2009, 12:48 PM
Kill all of the thieves that are providing a distraction.

Back to square one.

EmperorxZurg
08-21-2009, 12:50 PM
all ur belongings and money have been pickpocketed

a Mark Wahlberg moment

Realjambo
08-21-2009, 01:10 PM
<span class="ev_code_RED">Right then! This thread is in danger of becoming a spam fest, so as with other similar threads it will now be limited to TWO POSTS PER USER PER 24 HOURS - Using British Summer Time. Failure to adhere to this will result in the thread being closed.</span>

OSnailsO
08-21-2009, 03:00 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
all ur belongings and money have been pickpocketed

a Mark Wahlberg moment

Keep following your father's murderer until the game sends you away


The Next Lonely Soul

Backadd
08-21-2009, 03:16 PM
Kill all your targets friends and then take him out...

Problem child

Zackebacke
08-21-2009, 05:23 PM
Get stuck in an invisible wall.

RED RING OF DEATH

drfeelgood8849
08-21-2009, 05:48 PM
fall into a pit of fire.

The Hitchhiker

john63
08-21-2009, 05:59 PM
Ride on 50 carriages without passengers noticing.

Midnight toker.

drfeelgood8849
08-21-2009, 06:30 PM
Get REAAALLY high... up on a view point. at night.

Soul Kitchen

john63
08-21-2009, 07:29 PM
lol I was thinking about something with smoke bombs, but that works :P

Stormpen
08-22-2009, 12:02 AM
Get REAAALLY high... up on a view point. at night.

Soul Kitchen

Break into the Kitchens of the Ducal(sp?) palace undetected, without killing anyone.

Nosebleeder.

kew414
08-22-2009, 12:15 AM
Run/Jump into a wall 30 times http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

You what??

Danvish
08-22-2009, 02:46 AM
Originally posted by kew414:
Run/Jump into a wall 30 times http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

You what??

Use your "hidden blade" (http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif) in the wrong place on the wrong time.

The Vidic

thekyle0
08-22-2009, 08:15 AM
Escape from Abstergo but not before leaving a special mark on Vidic's desk.

Target practice.

Danvish
08-22-2009, 08:58 AM
Originally posted by thekyle0:
Escape from Abstergo but not before leaving a special mark on Vidic's desk.

Target practice.

Kill 25 innocent people with the gun.

The Wizard of Ozz

DarkAutocon
08-22-2009, 09:22 AM
pull the curtain back to see who your real enemy is

OMG WTF BFF's

KZarr
08-22-2009, 01:02 PM
^ Get Leonardo to make you a rollercoaster

Broken wings

bladencrowd
08-22-2009, 01:14 PM
Break Leonardo flying machine 10 times.

Can't touch this

OSnailsO
08-22-2009, 01:16 PM
Originally posted by bladencrowd:
Break Leonardo flying machine 10 times.

Can't touch this


Durring escapes never get hit

What did I get from Ezio?

davethepaveway
08-22-2009, 01:54 PM
kill a prostitute that you have bribed

modern warfare



.

john63
08-22-2009, 03:04 PM
Master the gun by performing 10 headshots in a row.

-or-

Use Desmond's new fighting skills to pen-shank 10 Abstergo employees.

La dulce vida.

KZarr
08-22-2009, 03:43 PM
never use a prostitute

Prince of Venice

caswallawn_2k7
08-22-2009, 03:57 PM
change your name to a symbol

wet t-shirt

davethepaveway
08-22-2009, 04:00 PM
splatter blood for the first time

my enemy of old

Edengoth
08-22-2009, 04:28 PM
Find Al-Mualim's skeleton in the catacombs.

Baby Blues

davethepaveway
08-26-2009, 06:22 PM
give a courtesan a bit of the old puppy eyes

revivalist

Danvish
08-27-2009, 09:54 AM
Originally posted by davethepaveway:
give a courtesan a bit of the old puppy eyes

revivalist

Use the Healing Devices 15 times.

The Cobra

davethepaveway
08-27-2009, 09:57 AM
strangle 5 peasant children and get away with it

oh ****

4th Battalion the Yorkshire Regiment (fighting for my sig.)

Support our Troops

Danvish
08-27-2009, 10:02 AM
Originally posted by davethepaveway:
strangle 5 peasant children and get away with it

oh ****

4th Battalion the Yorkshire Regiment (fighting for my sig.)

Support our Troops

Get killed.

The Blind Guardian

Edengoth
08-27-2009, 11:20 AM
Get pickpocketed of all your money, sucker-punched 5 times, and misjudge distance for (and subsequently fall hard) 8 rooftop jumps.

(Danvish, how did you quote a sig?...and you don't need to quote every time if it's the most recent post and on the same page)

Lucy's Little Slave
(There's been a lack of Desmond achievements so far.)

thekyle0
08-27-2009, 11:22 AM
Be commanded to get in the Animus by Lucy rather than Vidic.

The Cynic.
__________________________________________________ ____________
Danvish was able to quote that sig because dave is using copy paste to put it in since his sig (and mine) are on holiday.

FROGGEman2
08-27-2009, 06:46 PM
Refuse to enter the Animus for 7 hours. The game must be playing all this time.

Alpha and Omega

P.S. ...I think Dave just writes that every single time he posts... T_T

john63
08-28-2009, 09:06 AM
Meet God. Complete whatever mission he gives you :P

Undersea armada

thekyle0
08-28-2009, 09:20 AM
Sink 10,000 gondolas.

Amphibious Assault.

Danvish
08-28-2009, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by thekyle0:
Sink 10,000 gondolas.

Amphibious Assault.

Shoot a guard while in the water.

The Fish.

bornforhaze
08-28-2009, 12:40 PM
Swim for 1 mile.

The Butcher

davethepaveway
08-28-2009, 01:15 PM
get a 50 in a row kill streak

the saint killer

SBRedFlag
08-28-2009, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by davethepaveway:
get a 50 in a row kill streak

the saint killer

Kill an entire group of 50 saints.

Smoke and mirrors

(P.S. when I quote dave I don't get his sig)

Edengoth
08-28-2009, 02:31 PM
(That's because the sigs were functional for a while again.)

Post an achievement for the 50th time in a single thread. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Illumination

SLB_2009
08-28-2009, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by Edengoth:
(That's because the sigs were functional for a while again.)

Post an achievement for the 50th time in a single thread. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Illumination

Set on fire 25 haystacks

What's this smell?

Backadd
08-28-2009, 03:20 PM
EDIT:Congratulations you haven't taken a shower for 2 weeks...

Cry baby...

OSnailsO
08-28-2009, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by SLB_2009:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Edengoth:
(That's because the sigs were functional for a while again.)

Post an achievement for the 50th time in a single thread. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Illumination

Set on fire 25 haystacks

What's this smell? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

set a guard on fire

Pick a bo!

john63
08-28-2009, 11:35 PM
Cry baby: Get Da Vinci to turn your smoke bombs into tear gas bombs http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Pick a boo (I assume you mean peek-a-boo): Attack 50 guards from "ambush areas" (ledges, water, hide spots, etc)

rosebud

Edengoth
08-29-2009, 04:54 PM
Play a side-mission subplot with a really stupid twist at the end.

Self-Esteem Issues

Danvish
08-30-2009, 12:06 PM
Try seducing 3 courtesans at the same time.

The Coolmaster

FROGGEman2
08-31-2009, 02:26 AM
Successfully seduce three courtesans at the same time :P

Absolutely grooooooooooooooooooooooovy!!!

Charlie_Romeo
08-31-2009, 03:27 AM
kill a target while getting your groove on.

Dont do that!

NoxieDC
08-31-2009, 05:05 AM
Poison two guards standing next to each other (bonus points for throwing some coins).

I never lost control

PWNcracker
08-31-2009, 08:54 AM
Jump out off a crashing flying machine only to land in a hay cart.

Are they supposed to do that?

Edengoth
08-31-2009, 10:53 AM
Lead 40 guards to their death by falling off roofs

Vitruvian Man

NoxieDC
08-31-2009, 12:10 PM
Leonardo believes you are a good subject provider.

The Snowman

DarkAutocon
09-01-2009, 03:37 AM
during the winter season hide in a pile of snow

O, draconian devil
oh, lame saint

PWNcracker
09-01-2009, 05:06 AM
Model for Leonardo Da Vinci's painting The Mona Lisa

Icarus.

Xanatos2007
09-01-2009, 05:11 AM
Survive a high altitude crash-land with the flying machine.

It's just a flesh wound...

john63
09-01-2009, 10:02 AM
Chop off someone's arm. Then keep fighting them.

No Capes!

davethepaveway
09-01-2009, 10:22 AM
fight in a rather posh resteraunt

what just happened?

thekyle0
09-01-2009, 11:54 AM
Steal a guards money after disorienting him with a smokebomb.

Party animal.

Edengoth
09-01-2009, 07:44 PM
Unlock sub-mission to find all the pieces of your outfit that got scattered last night while partying with the courtesans.

High Society.

godsmack_darius
09-01-2009, 10:16 PM
Burn the "Magic" Tree in the middle of the city

Or


Steal from every kind of NPC in the game



The Italian Stallion

Myrkah
09-01-2009, 11:34 PM
horse kick someone out of their carrige.

When there's smoke, there's fire

Xanatos2007
09-02-2009, 12:00 AM
Have a shootout in a cloud of smoke.

Mine!

NoxieDC
09-02-2009, 01:04 AM
Assassinate anyone who looks at your courtesans.

Legacy

thekyle0
09-02-2009, 08:16 AM
Complete the main story missions.

The Hanging Gardens

Gazman16
09-02-2009, 08:22 AM
Save five gardeners from public execution.

Dance with the Devil.

davethepaveway
09-02-2009, 08:50 AM
dance with a ****** dressed as the devil

deaths big brother

Danvish
09-02-2009, 12:34 PM
Originally posted by davethepaveway:
dance with a ****** dressed as the devil

deaths big brother

Assassinate Grim Reaper.

The Grim Reaper.

godsmack_darius
09-02-2009, 01:59 PM
Kill a guard who has cheated death (Running away from you)


Altair Would Be Proud


200000000 gamer points lol


Even though im a PS3 player

Edengoth
09-02-2009, 03:03 PM
Smart off to the person who is training you.

The Bloody Feather

godsmack_darius
09-02-2009, 04:53 PM
Forget Assassinating your target, Fight him in High profile



Infiltration

texas1656
09-02-2009, 05:46 PM
kill a guard and steal his uniform


old school

john63
09-02-2009, 06:36 PM
kill a target with a rock to the head.

New school.

thekyle0
09-02-2009, 06:45 PM
Kill two guards with a rock to the head.

School of the future.

godsmack_darius
09-02-2009, 07:05 PM
Get to no leonardo Da Vinci alot more then you do


He Stands Alone

Edengoth
09-02-2009, 07:21 PM
Lead your thief friends through a ridiculously difficult rooftop freerunning path that gets them all killed by falling from the roofs, leaving only Ezio.

Bob's Swords and Armor Shack

FROGGEman2
09-02-2009, 07:35 PM
Steal every single piece of armor and weaponry.

Epic amazing achievement of extraordinary.

SBRedFlag
09-02-2009, 07:44 PM
Get every other achievement, then find the glitch in the game where Ezio learns to fly.

Green light.

FROGGEman2
09-02-2009, 07:59 PM
Try being a courtesan for a night.

Sad monkey.

Danvish
09-03-2009, 01:29 PM
Kill a clark (sp) on a banana stand in the market.

The French Canadian

davethepaveway
09-03-2009, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by Danvish:
Kill a clark (sp) on a banana stand in the market.

The French Canadian
run away from the enemy and cheat death

its your destiny

FROGGEman2
09-03-2009, 06:24 PM
Go to Middle Earth on a trading vessel.

Absolutely FABULOUS, Darling.

john63
09-04-2009, 12:42 PM
Unlock every single costume change and accessory.

Whaaaaaaaaaaa......????????

thekyle0
09-04-2009, 12:46 PM
Become upset about another cliff-hanger ending.

Originally posted by thekyle0:
Kill two guards with a rock to the head.

School of the future.
Originally posted by godsmack_darius:
Get to no leonardo Da Vinci alot more then you do
C'mon man, I set you up perfectly for Kill Vidic with a rock to the head.

But anyways,

Speed Racer.

Charlie_Romeo
09-04-2009, 12:46 PM
trick a jester at the Carnival

FacePalm

SBRedFlag
09-04-2009, 02:00 PM
Try to air-to-assassinate a target, but instead fall off and alert him so he gets away. Or fall off and die.

Bonecrusher.

Myrkah
09-04-2009, 09:21 PM
become fat and fall of a roof and flatten a target.

look out for that manhole...

Account_Deleted
09-04-2009, 10:25 PM
Drop from a great height and land on your targets head with your bum

Reach Out and touch the enemy

Danvish
09-05-2009, 12:26 AM
Eagle strike on an enemy but instead of killing him, poison him.

Enter The Matrix

Edengoth
09-07-2009, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Danvish:
Eagle strike on an enemy but instead of killing him, poison him.

Enter The Matrix
Let the bleeding effect set in after full synchronization, then go on an agent-smith-esque silent killing spree through Abstergo, as Ezio pretending to be Desmond, blinding Vidic and impaling Lucy on a broken piece of the Animus.

The Goose

SBRedFlag
09-07-2009, 05:20 PM
Uh... stretch out one of your target's necks until he/she dies.

I'm ready for my closeup...

Edengoth
09-08-2009, 07:33 PM
Walk toward a wall and turn the camera so that Ezio's face covers at least 20% of the screen.

Empty Chairs at Empty Tables

thekyle0
09-08-2009, 07:36 PM
Try to lure your target to a party where you plan to assassinate him only you c**k it up and he doesn't come.

Welcome To The Forums

RipYourSpineOut
09-09-2009, 03:05 PM
Do a double blade assasination 10 times

...Think about it. You'll get it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

The Shadow

SLB_2009
09-09-2009, 04:02 PM
Dress Ezio in black, go to the black market and sell black olives.


Not as crazy as I...

SBRedFlag
09-09-2009, 05:50 PM
Throw 50 guards off of rooftops to kill them, then go down and loot each of them for money.

A fatal mistake.

EmperorxZurg
09-09-2009, 06:01 PM
kill a guard who decides to put his head out the window as u r turning the corner on ur flower pot, kicking him in the face.

the blades voice

Edengoth
09-09-2009, 06:04 PM
<STRIKE>The sound it makes when you slice off your own beard which you have just grown for the purpose of eating it.</STRIKE>
Kill 50 orators.

Etz-in-the-box

SBRedFlag
09-09-2009, 06:15 PM
Crouch behind a crate which is directly behind a guard, spring out and assassinate. Repeat 10 more times within 10 minutes.

The mime.

Edengoth
09-10-2009, 09:41 PM
Prevent Ezio from speaking by avoiding all missions in which he has any dialogue.

Black and Blue

EmperorxZurg
09-10-2009, 11:01 PM
punch a civilian in the face

reality check

Edengoth
09-10-2009, 11:55 PM
Cause a glitch that forces the Animus to crash, giving Desmond a few in-game hours' reprieve.

Forced Values