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IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 09:57 AM
Hey, lets play a game!

I start with 3 words such as 'a big cat'
and you say another 3 words to continue the story, but its got to make sence, so I'll start can be AC related but doesnt have to be.

Altair jumped off

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 09:59 AM
The High tower

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 10:00 AM
and fell into

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 10:01 AM
A pile of

Craigabeast
11-04-2007, 10:01 AM
big hard rock

Craigabeast
11-04-2007, 10:02 AM
my bad, my above was ment for Darkeye321

synergy23
11-04-2007, 10:03 AM
assassins creed rules

Lordgrunty11
11-04-2007, 10:03 AM
then got up

Craigabeast
11-04-2007, 10:04 AM
and saw monks

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by synergy23:
assassins creed rules

wtf

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 10:06 AM
He walked away

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 10:08 AM
and saw fishes

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 10:11 AM
got bored and

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 10:12 AM
wanted to climb

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 10:14 AM
So he climbed

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 10:15 AM
and fell off

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 10:17 AM
Got bloodthirsty

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 10:17 AM
reply to spitfire lol:
and got injured

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 10:19 AM
but got healed

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 10:20 AM
then he climbed

spazzoo1025
11-04-2007, 10:20 AM
then ran away

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 10:22 AM
into hashashin HQ

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 10:23 AM
Got a new

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 10:42 AM
job as assassin

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 10:43 AM
a big tower

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 10:45 AM
this is getting confusing lol
was his first

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 10:51 AM
His horse was

ReaZeN2005
11-04-2007, 10:52 AM
a BIG, stupid

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 10:54 AM
Shire horse, which

ReaZeN2005
11-04-2007, 10:54 AM
was drunk, so..

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 10:56 AM
he went nuts

Dark_zip
11-04-2007, 11:02 AM
cut his finger

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 11:02 AM
like a noob

arbiol
11-04-2007, 11:03 AM
and then he

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 11:04 AM
started to dance

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 11:23 AM
saw jade raymond

ReaZeN2005
11-04-2007, 11:24 AM
and slapped him..

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by ReaZeN2005:
and slapped him..
jade is a he?
to spitfire:
and fell in

A.B.O.Y
11-04-2007, 11:30 AM
some horse hay

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 11:31 AM
but got out

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 11:40 AM
And followed a

Dark_zip
11-04-2007, 11:43 AM
random animated butterfly

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 11:44 AM
killed it, then

Dark_zip
11-04-2007, 11:48 AM
Died since he

NachtTrilogy
11-04-2007, 11:51 AM
jumped off a

DeadCorpseAC
11-04-2007, 11:54 AM
high building that

Dhaos-
11-04-2007, 11:56 AM
Looked like a...

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 12:01 PM
a huge castle

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 12:10 PM
then he went

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 12:12 PM
to wonder land

DeadCorpseAC
11-04-2007, 12:13 PM
to kill some

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 12:19 PM
to get food

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 12:19 PM
@ Deadcorpse

Very Big Templars

ReaZeN2005
11-04-2007, 12:20 PM
^ but did not..

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 12:21 PM
succeed in killing

DeadCorpseAC
11-04-2007, 12:24 PM
and a chase

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 12:26 PM
began in streets

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 12:26 PM
Altair did parkour

DeadCorpseAC
11-04-2007, 12:28 PM
@ Darkeye32

and he climb

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by DeadCorpseAC:
@ Darkeye32

and he climb

Din't you forget someone?

Dark_zip
11-04-2007, 12:39 PM
ed up his motherslap

DeadCorpseAC
11-04-2007, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by IHS_Spitfire:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by DeadCorpseAC:
@ Darkeye32

and he climb

Din't you forget someone? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
You edited your post. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 12:46 PM
@ dark_zip. then fell off

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 12:51 PM
into the gutter

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 12:52 PM
and got a

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 12:54 PM
wound on his

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 12:54 PM
Craving for Templars (Blood)

Dark_zip
11-04-2007, 12:55 PM
Edited oops to slow http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Then he went

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 12:55 PM
to get the

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 12:57 PM
to europe.to

Assasinoftheold
11-04-2007, 12:58 PM
Templars, and kill

lukenichols
11-04-2007, 12:58 PM
come across a

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 01:00 PM
bowl of ****

lukenichols
11-04-2007, 01:05 PM
and killed his

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 01:05 PM
then he ate

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 01:16 PM
a piece of

Darkeye321
11-04-2007, 01:19 PM
delicious assassin food

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 01:21 PM
which was pie

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 01:51 PM
a strawberry pie

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 01:57 PM
which was poisioned

Dark_zip
11-04-2007, 02:10 PM
So the witcher

Thebrownfish
11-04-2007, 02:14 PM
laughed and pointed

saros.exe
11-04-2007, 02:18 PM
at the brown...

ReaZeN2005
11-04-2007, 02:21 PM
big ugly hedgehog..

Thebrownfish
11-04-2007, 02:23 PM
which Altair threw

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 02:23 PM
which was crying

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 02:34 PM
@ assassin1590

because Altair stabbed

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 02:47 PM
it repeatable

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 02:53 PM
until she cryed

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 02:54 PM
then he went

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 02:54 PM
to infiltrate the

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 02:55 PM
Monferrate fortress which

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 02:55 PM
he then planned

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 02:55 PM
the assassination of

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 02:56 PM
WOAH, ONE GO AT A TIME!

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 02:56 PM
William Montferrat and

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 02:57 PM
went on with

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 02:57 PM
ONE. ITS WILLIAM DeMONTFERRAT

TWO. STOP RUNING THE GAME.

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 02:57 PM
the planned hit

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by IHS_Spitfire:
ONE. ITS WILLIAM DeMONTFERRAT

TWO. STOP RUNING THE GAME.

William deMONFERRAT got it, sorry dude!

IHS_Spitfire
11-04-2007, 02:59 PM
Altair Killed MasterNeilson

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 03:00 PM
without a hitch

lostassassin123
11-04-2007, 03:05 PM
Loughing Out Loud

Thebrownfish
11-04-2007, 03:12 PM
Singing i own

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 03:16 PM
a fat cat

lostassassin123
11-04-2007, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by assassin1590:
a fat cat
OMG,I laughed so much!!!!!Anyway this is getting closed soon....


Devil may cry

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 03:28 PM
is realy cool

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 03:30 PM
and carried on

MrMoo333
11-04-2007, 03:32 PM
Nothing is true...

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 03:35 PM
everything is permitted

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 03:36 PM
He's Elite Hashashin.

Zain0
11-04-2007, 03:38 PM
who eats speghetti

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 03:40 PM
and drinks cola

Zain0
11-04-2007, 03:47 PM
also while performing

assassin1590
11-04-2007, 03:48 PM
a tap dance

saros.exe
11-04-2007, 03:54 PM
he stepped at

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 03:57 PM
the moonlight sonata

Thebrownfish
11-04-2007, 04:10 PM
whilst wearing a

MasterNeilson
11-04-2007, 04:14 PM
u wanna know?

Thebrownfish
11-04-2007, 04:21 PM
Originally posted by MasterNeilson:
u wanna know?

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

Subba_
11-04-2007, 04:24 PM
Two words

Zain0
11-04-2007, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Subba_:
Two words

WTF YOU RUINED

ocataco
11-04-2007, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Zain0:
WTF YOU RUINED

THE WHOLE THING

Subba_
11-04-2007, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by ocataco:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Zain0:
WTF YOU RUINED

THE WHOLE THING </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

k

AltairAssassin1
11-04-2007, 07:34 PM
Originally posted by Thebrownfish:
whilst wearing a

tiny pink undergarment(?)

Dark_zip
11-04-2007, 11:39 PM
with pink knifes

stix489
11-04-2007, 11:53 PM
and a purple

colt122
11-05-2007, 02:38 AM
mega strap on

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 02:42 AM
Wath is that?

colt122
11-05-2007, 03:13 AM
@dark_zip if ur talking about what i said i would seriously consider not getting this game
cause you would be to young

JMCA2006
11-05-2007, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by colt122:
mega strap on

and using it

Dawnfang
11-05-2007, 04:18 AM
on innocent bystanders

Thebrownfish
11-05-2007, 04:25 AM
who were gobsmacked

fin.watson
11-05-2007, 04:31 AM
by the sheer futility of their resistance

Darkeye321
11-05-2007, 04:34 AM
and started rapping

Thebrownfish
11-05-2007, 05:03 AM
to MC Hammer

colt122
11-05-2007, 05:24 AM
but sudenly then

Thebrownfish
11-05-2007, 06:10 AM
a zebra called spot

ScytheOfGrim
11-05-2007, 06:14 AM
Had a... migraine...


...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 06:57 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif and started begging http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 07:37 AM
Wait I get it! I'm not to young and english isn't my first language here they are called "voorbind*****'s"

saros.exe
11-05-2007, 08:23 AM
to have their

Zain0
11-05-2007, 10:41 AM
lettuce sliced by

yehonatan.roth
11-05-2007, 10:49 AM
an eager british

Darkeye321
11-05-2007, 10:53 AM
and eaten by

x_101_
11-05-2007, 10:56 AM
Altairs' stinky grandma

assassin1590
11-05-2007, 11:02 AM
whose name is

yehonatan.roth
11-05-2007, 11:03 AM
shola menahem, but

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 11:08 AM
Goes by the

yehonatan.roth
11-05-2007, 11:14 AM
odd looking man

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 11:16 AM
saying you got

yehonatan.roth
11-05-2007, 11:16 AM
nothing to lose

assassin1590
11-05-2007, 11:18 AM
except for her

Darkeye321
11-05-2007, 11:18 AM
and a cow

yehonatan.roth
11-05-2007, 11:22 AM
that looked like

danny.b87
11-05-2007, 11:26 AM
a cow on

Darkeye321
11-05-2007, 11:30 AM
a damn buffalo

yehonatan.roth
11-05-2007, 11:33 AM
he screamed and

Darkeye321
11-05-2007, 11:37 AM
started to dance

yehonatan.roth
11-05-2007, 11:48 AM
so the king

Darkeye321
11-05-2007, 11:49 AM
gave him money

danny.b87
11-05-2007, 11:52 AM
and a sword

Darkeye321
11-05-2007, 11:54 AM
so he could

saros.exe
11-05-2007, 12:03 PM
slice his lettuce

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 12:04 PM
and cut bacon

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 12:11 PM
and his target

Who is gonna copy paste all this http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

ReaZeN2005
11-05-2007, 12:16 PM
was a stupid..

assassin1590
11-05-2007, 12:18 PM
templar who liked

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 12:19 PM
emo music. Altair

assassin1590
11-05-2007, 12:56 PM
pulled out his

BellumetPax
11-05-2007, 01:00 PM
short dagger. He

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 01:01 PM
sliced the neck of the emo music lover! Since emo's suck! they always say there gonna commit suicide They just want attention and they are not social!

assassin1590
11-05-2007, 01:04 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 01:09 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif Die emo Die http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif Said The Assassin http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

IHS_Spitfire
11-05-2007, 01:53 PM
back to 3 words please http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

IHS_Spitfire
11-05-2007, 01:53 PM
altair cut emo's

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 01:56 PM
Dirty nose off

IHS_Spitfire
11-05-2007, 01:58 PM
who then cried

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 01:59 PM
and gorewise died

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 02:00 PM
he fell into

JackTR1992
11-05-2007, 02:03 PM
a rabid begger

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 02:03 PM
a glory hole

JackTR1992
11-05-2007, 02:03 PM
(two options now!)

ReaZeN2005
11-05-2007, 02:03 PM
.. A big hole..

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 02:04 PM
he was eaten

ReaZeN2005
11-05-2007, 02:04 PM
'EDIT

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 02:12 PM
by MasterNeilson and

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 02:14 PM
WAS REBORN AGAIN

assassin1590
11-05-2007, 02:24 PM
as a hippo

IHS_Spitfire
11-05-2007, 02:24 PM
mixed with a

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 02:25 PM
gloryhole and shrooms

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 02:25 PM
and casorole delight

Dark_zip
11-05-2007, 02:26 PM
and an assassin

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 02:28 PM
lust for blood

assassin1590
11-05-2007, 02:35 PM
and sleep.for

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 02:36 PM
2 WHOLE YEARS

MeAltairLol
11-05-2007, 02:38 PM
When he woke...

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 02:38 PM
DA POTATO MAN!!!

assassin1590
11-05-2007, 02:40 PM
killed him painfully

Oshikai
11-05-2007, 02:40 PM
laughed out loud

MasterNeilson
11-05-2007, 02:40 PM
He died again?!

lostassassin123
11-05-2007, 03:00 PM
Hey - I edited your story in a poem.Enjoy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Note:There are many differences with your story, but idea is the same.
A poem "Altair and Emo". Writen by an official AC forum.
Altair jumped of a high tower, and fell to a big hard rock. Then got up and saw monks. He walked away and saw fishes , got bored, and wanted to climb. So he climbed and fell of, got bloodthirsty, and got injured. But got healed. Then he ran away, into hashashin HQ, got a new job as assassin. His horse was a BIG, stupid Shire horse, which was drunk, so he went nuts, cut his finger like a noob and then he started to dance, saw Jade Raymond and slapped he, and fell in some horse hay, but got out and followed a random animated butterfly, killed it, then died, since he jumped off a high building that looked like a huge castle.Then he went to wonder land, to kill some very big templars, but did not succeed in killing, and a chase began in streets. Altair did parkour and he climbed up his motherslap, then fell off into the gutter and got a wound. Then he went to Europe, to Templars, and killed them. Then he a ate a piece of delicious assassin food, which was pie. A strawberry pie... which was poisioned, so the witcher laughed and pointed at the brown big ugly hedgehog, which was crying, because Altair stabbed it repeatable, until she cryed. Then he went to infiltrate the Monferrat fortress, planned the assassination of William Montferrat and went on with the planned hit. Altair Killed MasterNeilson without a hitch and carried on saying: "Nothing is true... everything is permitted". He's Elite Hashashin, who eats spaghetti and drinks cola. Also while performing a tap dance, he stepped at woman`s dress, whilst wearing tiny pink undergarment with pink knife, and used it on innocent bystanders, who were gobsmacked by the sheer futility of their resistance, and started rapping to MC Hammer, but sudenly then, a zebra called Spot had a migraine, and started begging, but was eaten by Altairs' stinky grandma, whose name is Shola Menahem, but goes by the odd looking man, saying: "You got nothing to lose, except for her and a cow"(that looked like a cow on a damn buffalo). He screamed and started to dance, so the king gave him money and a sword, so he could slice his lettuce and cut bacon. His target was a stupid templar who liked Emo music. Altair pulled out his short dagger, sliced the neck of the Emo music lover. "Die Emo Die" said The Assassin Altair, cut Emo's Dirty nose off, who then cried, and gore wise died. He fell into a big hole, and was eaten by MasterNeilson, and WAS REBORN AGAIN, as a hippo, and sleeped for 2 whole years. When he woke up DA POTATO MAN killed him painfully and laughed out loud...
To be continued...

assassin1590
11-05-2007, 03:06 PM
Originally posted by lostassassin123:
Hey - I edited your story in a poem.Enjoy http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Note:There are many differences with your story, but idea is the same.
A poem "Altair and Emo". Writen by an official AC forum.
Altair jumped of a high tower, and fell to a big hard rock. Then got up and saw monks. He walked away and saw fishes , got bored, and wanted to climb. So he climbed and fell of, got bloodthirsty, and got injured. But got healed. Then he ran away, into hashashin HQ, got a new job as assassin. His horse was a BIG, stupid Shire horse, which was drunk, so he went nuts, cut his finger like a noob and then he started to dance, saw Jade Raymond and slapped he, and fell in some horse hay, but got out and followed a random animated butterfly, killed it, then died, since he jumped off a high building that looked like a huge castle.Then he went to wonder land, to kill some very big templars, but did not succeed in killing, and a chase began in streets. Altair did parkour and he climbed up his motherslap, then fell off into the gutter and got a wound. Then he went to Europe, to Templars, and killed them. Then he a ate a piece of delicious assassin food, which was pie. A strawberry pie... which was poisioned, so the witcher laughed and pointed at the brown big ugly hedgehog, which was crying, because Altair stabbed it repeatable, until she cryed. Then he went to infiltrate the Monferrat fortress, planned the assassination of William Montferrat and went on with the planned hit. Altair Killed MasterNeilson without a hitch and carried on saying: "Nothing is true... everything is permitted". He's Elite Hashashin, who eats spaghetti and drinks cola. Also while performing a tap dance, he stepped at woman`s dress, whilst wearing tiny pink undergarment with pink knife sand a purple mega strap on and using it on innocent bystanders who were gobsmacked by the sheer futility of their resistance and started rapping to MC Hammer but sudenly thena zebra called spot Had a... migraine... and started begging to have their lettuce sliced by an eager british and eaten by Altairs' stinky grandma, whose name is Shola Menahem, but goes by the odd looking man, saying: "You got nothing to lose, except for her and a cow"(that looked like a cow on a damn buffalo). He screamed and started to dance, so the king gave him money and a sword, so he could slice his lettuce and cut bacon. His target was a stupid templar who liked Emo music. Altair pulled out his short dagger, sliced the neck of the Emo music lover. "Die Emo Die" said The Assassin Altair, cut Emo's Dirty nose off, who then cried, and gore wise died. He fell into a big hole, and was eaten by MasterNeilson, and WAS REBORN AGAIN, as a hippo, and sleeped for 2 whole years. When he woke up DA POTATO MAN killed him painfully and laughed out loud...
To be continued... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Oshikai
11-05-2007, 03:08 PM
Ok what we should do is opy and paste the previous and add 3 words on.

Altair jumped of a high tower, and fell to a big hard rock. Then got up and saw monks. He walked away and saw fishes , got bored, and wanted to climb. So he climbed and fell of, got bloodthirsty, and got injured. But got healed. Then he ran away, into hashashin HQ, got a new job as assassin. His horse was a BIG, stupid Shire horse, which was drunk, so he went nuts, cut his finger like a noob and then he started to dance, saw Jade Raymond and slapped he, and fell in some horse hay, but got out and followed a random animated butterfly, killed it, then died, since he jumped off a high building that looked like a huge castle.Then he went to wonder land, to kill some very big templars, but did not succeed in killing, and a chase began in streets. Altair did parkour and he climbed up his motherslap, then fell off into the gutter and got a wound. Then he went to Europe, to Templars, and killed them. Then he a ate a piece of delicious assassin food, which was pie. A strawberry pie... which was poisioned, so the witcher laughed and pointed at the brown big ugly hedgehog, which was crying, because Altair stabbed it repeatable, until she cryed. Then he went to infiltrate the Monferrat fortress, planned the assassination of William Montferrat and went on with the planned hit. Altair Killed MasterNeilson without a hitch and carried on saying: "Nothing is true... everything is permitted". He's Elite Hashashin, who eats spaghetti and drinks cola. Also while performing a tap dance, he stepped at woman`s dress, whilst wearing tiny pink undergarment with pink knife sand a purple mega strap on and using it on innocent bystanders who were gobsmacked by the sheer futility of their resistance and started rapping to MC Hammer but sudenly thena zebra called spot Had a... migraine... and started begging to have their lettuce sliced by an eager british and eaten by Altairs' stinky grandma, whose name is Shola Menahem, but goes by the odd looking man, saying: "You got nothing to lose, except for her and a cow"(that looked like a cow on a damn buffalo). He screamed and started to dance, so the king gave him money and a sword, so he could slice his lettuce and cut bacon. His target was a stupid templar who liked Emo music. Altair pulled out his short dagger, sliced the neck of the Emo music lover. "Die Emo Die" said The Assassin Altair, cut Emo's Dirty nose off, who then cried, and gore wise died. He fell into a big hole, and was eaten by MasterNeilson, and WAS REBORN AGAIN, as a hippo, and sleeped for 2 whole years. When he woke up DA POTATO MAN killed him painfully and laughed out loud...
To be continued...

The next day...

Zain0
11-05-2007, 03:11 PM
The next day a giraffe stared

Jobo511
11-05-2007, 03:44 PM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty

Thebrownfish
11-05-2007, 05:28 PM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his

breylor
11-05-2007, 06:19 PM
long hairy pen*s
Originally posted by Thebrownfish:
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his

Thebrownfish
11-05-2007, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by breylor:
long hairy pen*s<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Thebrownfish:
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Inneuendos are fine but if you go down that route this thread will head for locksville! No need for it at all!

The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie

sweetlou280
11-05-2007, 07:26 PM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a

Jobo511
11-05-2007, 08:14 PM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot

stix489
11-06-2007, 03:40 AM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next

Thebrownfish
11-06-2007, 03:51 AM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone

stix489
11-06-2007, 03:56 AM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone because what Altair

Thebrownfish
11-06-2007, 03:59 AM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone because what Altair decided to assassinate

stix489
11-06-2007, 04:01 AM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone because what Altair decided to assassinate disregarded the Creed

Thebrownfish
11-06-2007, 04:07 AM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone because what Altair decided to assassinate disregarded the Creed and his master

stix489
11-06-2007, 04:13 AM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone because what Altair decided to assassinate disregarded the Creed and his master to an extent

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MasterNeilson
11-06-2007, 04:54 AM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone because what Altair decided to assassinate disregarded the Creed and his master to an extent because the bum http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Dark_zip
11-06-2007, 05:10 AM
went all crazy

MasterNeilson
11-06-2007, 05:17 AM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone because what Altair decided to assassinate disregarded the Creed and his master to an extent because the bum went all crazy and decided to

lostassassin123
11-06-2007, 05:21 AM
Originally posted by MasterNeilson:
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone because what Altair decided to assassinate disregarded the Creed and his master to an extent because the bum went all crazy and decided to play his Gameboy.

MasterNeilson
11-06-2007, 05:22 AM
The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a Big Yellow Foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone because what Altair decided to assassinate disregarded the Creed and his master to an extent because the bum went all crazy and decided to play his Gameboy. THE END O.K!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

lostassassin123
11-06-2007, 05:29 AM
A poem "<STRIKE>Altair and Emo</STRIKE> The invisible Imam". Writen by an official AC forum.The full poem only here!!
Altair jumped of a high tower, and fell to a big hard rock. Then got up and saw monks. He walked away and saw fishes , got bored, and wanted to climb. So he climbed and fell of, got bloodthirsty, and got injured. But got healed. Then he ran away, into hashashin HQ, got a new job as assassin. His horse was a BIG, stupid Shire horse, which was drunk, so he went nuts, cut his finger like a noob and then he started to dance, saw Jade Raymond and slapped he, and fell in some horse hay, but got out and followed a random animated butterfly, killed it, then died, since he jumped off a high building that looked like a huge castle.Then he went to wonder land, to kill some very big templars, but did not succeed in killing, and a chase began in streets. Altair did parkour and he climbed up his motherslap, then fell off into the gutter and got a wound. Then he went to Europe, to Templars, and killed them. Then he a ate a piece of delicious assassin food, which was pie. A strawberry pie... which was poisioned, so the witcher laughed and pointed at the brown big ugly hedgehog, which was crying, because Altair stabbed it repeatable, until she cryed. Then he went to infiltrate the Monferrat fortress, planned the assassination of William Montferrat and went on with the planned hit. Altair Killed MasterNeilson without a hitch and carried on saying: "Nothing is true... everything is permitted". He's Elite Hashashin, who eats spaghetti and drinks cola. Also while performing a tap dance, he stepped at woman`s dress, whilst wearing tiny pink undergarment with pink knife, and used it on innocent bystanders, who were gobsmacked by the sheer futility of their resistance, and started rapping to MC Hammer, but sudenly then, a zebra called Spot had a migraine, and started begging, but was eaten by Altairs' stinky grandma, whose name is Shola Menahem, but goes by the odd looking man, saying: "You got nothing to lose, except for her and a cow"(that looked like a cow on a damn buffalo). He screamed and started to dance, so the king gave him money and a sword, so he could slice his lettuce and cut bacon. His target was a stupid templar who liked Emo music. Altair pulled out his short dagger, sliced the neck of the Emo music lover. "Die Emo Die" said The Assassin Altair, cut Emo's Dirty nose off, who then cried, and gore wise died. He fell into a big hole, and was eaten by MasterNeilson, and WAS REBORN AGAIN, as a hippo, and sleeped for 2 whole years. When he woke up DA POTATO MAN killed him painfully and laughed out loud. The next day a girafe stared at Altair's booty before licking his homemade apple pie shaped like a big yellow foot . What happened next completely shocked everyone because what Altair decided to assassinate disregarded the Creed and his master to an extent, because the bum went all crazy and decided to play his Gameboy.
The End
Edit:LoL - Now we can publish it

Dark_zip
11-06-2007, 05:46 AM
naa and Emo is better http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

yehonatan.roth
11-06-2007, 06:26 AM
said the fat-man

(part of the game... lol don't e insulted...)

IHS_Spitfire
11-06-2007, 11:47 AM
The games screwed up a little, don't you think?

ReaZeN2005
11-06-2007, 12:38 PM
^ yeap.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I'll start again:

Altaοr jumped down..

MonsterAssassin
11-06-2007, 12:40 PM
And landed on a beggers head?!?

Dark_zip
11-06-2007, 12:57 PM
ok this game is dead lets make a new game topic with an other game

saros.exe
11-06-2007, 01:02 PM
yea and not neccesarily about Altair http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

lostassassin123
11-06-2007, 01:05 PM
Hey! I`ve got an Idea!!!
Let`s play....em....eh......
...957-=329711-87165097=9713=\17=62 words game!

Jobo511
11-06-2007, 06:33 PM
Ounce upon a